₦airaland Forum

EPIJOE:
NA WA O, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME FOLKS EXPECT INSTANT MIRACLE TO HAPPEN. AND ALL THE PROBLEMS OF THE COUNTRY TO BE SOLVED AT ONES.

BECAUSE YOUR CANDIDATE ISN'T THE PRESIDENT, YOU SEE NO GOOD IN THE ONGOING ADMINISTRATION, YOU ALREADY CONDEMNED THE GOVT. EVEN FROM GET GO.

A MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL. GOD WOULD PUT U ALL TO SHAME.

So there were problems before?
You guys said buhari was excellento.
How did you come about this problems now cos we don't have any during buhari tenure.

Mindlog:
Not N1, 000, I remitted £1,000 this morning via Lemonade Finance and I got credited N1,048,000, so it is N1,048 per pound.

What is going on?
More than 1k for a pound?
I mean, how did we reach here

When he was dolling out millions in dollars to everybody before election, you think he is father Christmas.
Now we are all forming innocent.
It's the same Nigerians that will support the highest payer so why are you guys complaining.
.day never break.

He may also be looking for money for a possible rerun.

Where is the money going to?
Inside pockets of those complaining.
Iffahia.

Cos e never reach uour side, as if e reach, you no go stretch hand collect.

Buddha3:
God abeg, save us from Nairaland and Tinubu!

Why in God's name is someone's stupid dentition on the front page na? Which kind wahala come be this one, ni tori olohun?!

I needed this

1Sharon:
And Nigerian women call each other local for getting hairstyles like this. It just reeks of self hatred.

Men have never said they liked wigs.

It is a competition among women actually not for men.
You don't tell a guy you fixed a Brazilian wig of 60k, rather you tell that to your fellow lady just to show her you pass her level.

Men love less painting and mostly natural. Worst is fixing eyelashes. Yet to see a man who love it with long artificial nails but they endure and praise it as long as it can take them to the cochie.

Mindlog:
The reality is that condition of service is very poor, I know my skill sets in Clinical Child Psychology is needed direly in Nigeria but I can't imagine myself working in Nigeria......pay is poor, facilities below standards until I decide to open my own facility and the truth is, it is going to be high end which majority can not afford because it is very expensive to set up, setting up a world class sensory room for autistic children will cost nothing less than N25m, so you can imagine how much a child would be charged per hour in it.

If you go to good private hospital where they are paid well with facilities top notch, you will respect these people cos they will hive you their best service. When we keep on recycling the same people and some think it's an ethnic supremacy war or they have the money to travel out, why will they care.

Confiture:
I've experienced such before in a popular teaching hospital in Nigeria. Most nurses are rude, and brain drain is really affecting our hospitals. Government needs to do something about it.

Nurses are rude for a reason though its unethical.
They are over stretched and poorly paid.
It happens everywhere.
The problem is the govt don't care.
Nurses need therapy but they don't get it.
Nurses and doctors in Nigeria are the most underpaid and over worked in this world. And their welfare is zero. They pass aggression to patients.
In a sane environment when you are burned out, you take a break. Who does that in Nigeria?

Go to good private hospital where they are treated like human and see the hospitality of these people.
Give them a break. No wonder they are migrating in thousands.

Caaz:
Ashes is the best,and it's faster.

How I go get am na. From firewood?

Caaz:
You have to wash it firstly by using ashes because of the slime.
Then boiled with salt, culinary n sliced onions.
H T H.

Never know one can use ashe to wash it. I use lime.

KanwuliaExtra:
Swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet memories!!!!
This was the song that dis-V-d moi.
When my guy played this song. . . my pant and bra fell off without regrets!!!!
The 'nacking' was helelecious. . . . .

Givvvirup for Sir William Onyeabor!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvNK0LcJFPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fnTxm1u_34

The boys in my family rocked this. I don't even know what he is saying. My own to shout eya eya eya, eya.

Nobody is going to come out for any rerun.
That's handing over everything to tinubu 100%.

Instead of rerun, allow him to continue. Makes no sense

GboyegaD:
That's good to know though. Reason why I think it is psychological. I don't bother buying habanero since each time I cook with it, I get acid reflux but with the Cameroon ground pepper, I don't. Maybe it is because I use very little and I also take omeprazole is why I don't have the reflux anymore.

Seems you are among those that have acid reflux whenever they eat anything spicy.
Complete oyibo. Na mistake you take come naija

I only had that during one of my preggies when I craved and ate raw tomatoes like my life depended on it else I will die
What happened to me after eating it made me hate tomato till I put to bed
Bloody tomatoe

Acidosis:
Haha, it seems like you've had quite a range of experiences. Where are you currently based?

Personally, I don't have much experience with eating out as I tend to be quite selective. I find the idea of ordering all those plenty soup that can last for several days quite appealing, even for individuals with families (there are days when to cook dey tire pesin). And honestly, wifey suppose dey take multiple breaks from all those kitchen wahala.

Wuse na big man place abi? I dey respect myself and my finance a lot My recent experience was at Garki and it wasn't bad at all. The place I stayed at offered a decent plate of poundo yam or semo with protein for N2500-N3000. At times, I reluctantly resort to Chicken Republic rice or snacks. I use the term "reluctantly" because, in my opinion, Chicken Republic serves some of the wackest jollof rice I've ever tasted. I don't mean to denigrate the brand sha. At least, I like their chicken pie and coke

I am a complete wazobia

But left Nigeria some yrs back.
Igbo, grew up in pH, schooled in East, served in Abuja, wedded in maiduguri, while schooling did biz in kano, lived in abj, got transfered to lagos, moved back to abj and out of the country. There are other states in between. Have met great people, some of these thieves( sorry to say that) were present at my wedding, while some were regular visitors at my house. Have entered some places and circles that well...., at my age...... let me just leave there so when I share stuff, it's from experience or what I learnt from seniors.

I was roommate during my first Yr with a daughter of one time deputy governor of your state and whenever he visits, it's bountiful. He usually pay surprised visit and I was around two times. The money I got was enough to last me for a whole semester not to talk of foodstuff. Man just dey share roommates money anyhow cos we are his daughters roomies

Wuse is like ikoyi of old.

I multi cook and freeze so I don't cook always especially soup. I also buy all ingredients in bulk. Hate shopping. Even pepper. I buy that in carton

If you have steady electricity, get 2 freezers and buy things in bulk during their seasons.
Very economical. And will reduce high BP

GboyegaD:
I don't do habaneros cos I can't stand the hotness. Guess psychologically my body senses it if I use it. I use bell pepper and add some black pepper and Cameroon grounded peppers to make it a little spicy.

Cameroon ground pepper= habenero
It turns dark when you start sun drying it.

Rayban25:
in you ladies dictionary everything is 50 50 until it comes to paying bills. Rest. disease is not 50 50 stop talking with emotions

Seems like I'm conversing with a kid.
My mistake

Teetee777:
Herbs have specific dosages now, we are not in our forefather time when they will prescribe herbs without dosage but now it has dosage unless the person does not know what he is doing.

I had miscarriage, took gin as the thing just don't want to flow out naturally and the pain no be here.
Rushed to hospital cos of the pain. Abandoned there for like 8hrs. Then the contraction started and the idiots said they will commence evacuation. I rejected it and went home. 5 days, I was OK but weak. A mama gave me one herb to cook and drink. 3 months, I took in again.

Older generation always advice against evacuation. Don't know why.

Did a competent hospital handle the evacuation.

Some doctors butcher the uterus and so on.

If it's possible, don't evacuate, let it come out naturally. These drs are not smiling at all. Half baked drs.

Rayban25:
im not saying men dont..but im saying its easier to get diseases from a woman more often because no be only you she dey Bleep. she is doing raw with other guys too and you dont even know if she has yeast infection and the likes so imagine how many souls and diseases she is hoarding to give to you

Spreading disease is 50/50.

Acidosis:
Ohh... I see. I haven't watched the entire video.

You are right though. Eating out can be very expensive reason I personally wouldn't expect adolescents/youths to prioritise eating out regularly instead of preparing their own meals.

I recently came across a Domino's jollof rice and pizza combo ad and decided to place an order. I was just drawn to the fact that sapa has made Domino's "abandon" pizza for Nigerian jollof The taste was super cool. But, as always, I was disappointed with the portion I got. It was more like a serving suitable for a 2-year-old. Na why I don't bother myself. Of course, I know places where people get bigger portions for cheaper amounts, but due to personal reasons like trauma, I don't bother myself..

Juvenik wuse 2 was my restaurant of choice when I was in Abuja. Very close to my house and their soup is the best I have ever tasted anywhere in naija, be it buka, mama put etc, and a plate of soup is very big.
I think they purposely made it like that cos unmarried people living around go and buy, scoop out and freeze the remaining. As long as they have swallow, a plate of soup from there can last one 3 serving. It was cheaper buying their expensive soup for singles if you do the math. Its a good place to mingle too for singles if you understand what I mean. Believe me, if you don't like eating that much, arrangements like that are cheaper.
If you want to cook and consider cooking cheap in Abuja, you must shop in bulk if you live in areas like wuse and environs else it will be the same as eating out. I hardly shop in wuse market though its like 5 minutes walk from my house. Na politician wives and girlfriends market
Here for example,making a full naij dish costs an arm and leg. Single eat out most times. No gas or electricity bill skyrocketing.

Eating out has its merits and demerits.

Rayban25:
tor if skin to skin is sweeter, then prepare to risk contacting diseases. a lot of girls are carrying HIV so even if by chance you dont impregnate the girl youre still at risk.

since raw is so sweet. go enugu or imo state and dont use condom abeg

Noys don't carry hiv? :

xandy84:
Really!!! Don't be ignorant and assume all knowing statute. I am few classes from doctorate degree meaning ain't no fools to know loads of church are scam but prayer works. Notice my post did not talk about pastor but prayer. Now back to the topic, my mum's prayers do wonder in my life...

Her prayers did nothing. If you are educated as you claim, you should study beyond your field.
Get busy and research on mind control under social psychology and how the colonial masters used that for their conquest through religion. Its all over the Internet.

And it's worst than chemical nd biological weapon put together. The day you and your likes stop reasoning like this, Africa will see small light. Sub saharan Africa isn't the only colonised place but they are the dumbest. The rest has dropped the poison religion and moved on to greatness and here we are in 21 century believing that a mums prayer is what is keeping us alive or making us prosper.
Exactly how the West want us to think and act.
Surprising those that gave you the religion has decided to ditch it after it has fulfilled the purpose why it was created. Some are now calling God non gender. Yes, you have no right to say which name god will bear cos they gave you god so they can decide to call god a she or he.
Very dumb

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These cows ate my flowers while stampede killed the remaining. Until I threatened to poison them. The herder took another root.

One day while the big gate was left open, they entered my compound. I refused to open door for one of them until the herder has swept out all the dung.

xandy84:
Wow.. what an advice indeed. My mother attend church, prays, gave 100 blocks, 10 bags of cements from my house project to church without telling me and when she told me, she said you going to see their prayer in your life. I bought a tractor trailer in one month of hustle. While some of our mother goes too far, NEVER denial your parents what they actually we earn and I believe their prayers open doors.

Your mother's prayer didn't do that. Rather you were diligent and worked hard.
Give yourself the kudos. You did well.

duro4chang:
She is doing the right thing. She is praying for you people and that is why you are being blessed. Remember John Wesley's mother

And you believed this rubbish?
What about those without mum?
They are cursed, right?

The day we see organised religion and its effect on our society, our iq will jump to middle and all our locked potentials will be released cos religion has blindfolded us.

Men are part of organised religion to make money. Remove money and men will stop going to church

One guy showed what number 2 addiction is doing to his left hand here last month.
Anybody remember that guy?
Part of his hand was rotten and he is a widow with 2 kids. He keep on injecting on the rotten hand.

We don't know if he has stopped like he said.
Gonna look for that thread.

Can't seem to find it.
Who knows what that guy is up to

Acidosis:
Are these adults trying to convince me that they all buy food every single day without exception? Do none of them possess a kitchen, a family, or a home where they can prepare their meals? How are they able to come up with precise amounts?

No be everything we suppose dey blog about sha.

Seems like most people including you misunderstood that lady.

I don't eat out too but anytime I do with my family, I bite my nails cos it's very expensive to eat quality meal outside. Add a bottle of wine and it keep on increasing. I was so sick to get up from bed one day and prepare salad of which I had ingredients in the fridge so I ordered. What I paid was astronomical and ingredients not as much as I would have added. So yep, If you take yourself out to eat, you can spend that much in good and quality restaurant.

That lady didn't lie.

Zigzagman:
UK guys are the most stingy people on earth

Yet they have been holding the country together since buhari happened through foreign remittance. Check your stat.
If not that they add and minus, you in Nigeria would have eaten sand.
Ungrateful human being

Penguin2:
You are right.

But he claimed Atiku was his candidate. But he arguments so far makes me question if truly Atiku was his candidate or it was a decoy.

And you believed that?

Lots of people cos of backlash disowned tinubu.
Some gained their voices when they noticed inec is favouring tinubu. Some changed monikers to support him. Some were supporting atiku yet tinubu was their choice. You have to read in between lines. Some didnt voice thrir opinion until tinubu was declared president and the hatred ftom them started oozing out. The same way some supporters of obi today were actually atikus's supporters but cos atiku has very low chance of winning the tribunal, they have gone back to obi and yes, they are from obi's tribe. Dont be surprised if obi wins at the tribunal, more than 50% of tinubu supporters will do 360 and start yarning dust. Freedom.
In politics, one is free to support anybody.
U use what you learnt here in real life when dealing with people. This place is like school.

Seems like inec used to get away with impunity.
This one hang for their neck.

Penguin2:
It’s becoming increasingly apparent that you are an institutionalist who would rather the status quo is maintained than disrupting the system.

Look at you highlighting one aspect of the regulations which states what INEC should do within the four walls of their collation room while leaving out the aspect of the regulations that stipulated what they should do to bring the public into the process and ensure transparency.

You are assuming that INEC is made up of infallible agents who are so sincere that they always compute the right figures as contained in forms EC8A and EC60E without manipulations. Or they are free to manipulate (while shutting the public out) and whoever is disgruntled with the process should go to court?

You know his antecedents before the election and whom he was supporting.
Why are you feigning ignorant and engaging in endless merry go round?
That he is " your bros" doesn't mean he must support who u supported. Leave him alone and You should rest and wait for the judge to do their work at this point.

I love love this.
Ahnie, you dey vex o.


One of Nigeria's best food combo.

If you wanna reduce weight fast with naija food, eat this consistent for like a month. No sugar or milk added.