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PoliticsRe: My Family Conspired Against Me To Vote For Peter Obi – Governor Umahi by DesChyko: 7:35am On Apr 18, 2023
Discolour it all you want; it's Peter Obi, the only governor to stick to MDGs and still accumulate revenue for onward progress of his state. Anambra State is the better for it, despite political gimmicks of his successors.

And there are journalists like Rufai, who speak the truth to power and are being hounded for doing their basic jobs. We'll get there.

CrimeHeartbreaking Scenes As Victims Of Bandits Attack Are Buried (graphic Video) by DesChyko(op): 10:31pm On Apr 17, 2023
It's indeed a terrible sight to behold as corpses of those massacred at Runji Village in Zangon Kataf Local Government Area of Kaduna State were buried in a mass grave. No fewer than 29 people were killed by bandits in a most recent raid on Saturday night.

This spate of attacks comes at the back of a report given in 2022 by the President of Southern Kaduna People’s Union (SOKAPU), Hon. Jonathan Asake, confirming that within the past 6 years, over 200,000 persons have been displaced and about 148 communities have been attacked in Southern Kaduna.

See video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJ5tcNejR8
FamilyRe: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by DesChyko: 6:08am On Apr 17, 2023
AImiron:
Women will have photo shoots for literally anything.
Like... Duuuude
PoliticsRe: Adamawa Governorship: APC, Keyamo Celebrate “illegal” Declaration Of Binani (pic by DesChyko: 7:13pm On Apr 16, 2023
I noticed this woman's lack of a win is not really being celebrated by even rivals. It's as if a sizeable number of people want her to win.
PoliticsRe: Moment Binani Was Declared Winner by inec (video) by DesChyko: 1:00pm On Apr 16, 2023
Who wrote the Nigerian constitution?
PoliticsRe: Confusion Trails Announcement Of Binani As Winner Of Adamawa Governorship Poll by DesChyko: 11:45am On Apr 16, 2023
Thievery..

Wahala for people wey don declare crates of beer for boys now🥲

PoliticsRe: Who Anchors Objectively Between Rufai & Seun?(photos) by DesChyko: 11:34am On Apr 16, 2023
Seun is the more objective of both. I prefer Rufai anyday though.

The day the media sacrifices speaking the truth to business grounds is the day they lose relevance.

Being objective is just one of the many traits that make a seasoned journalist and there's quite a number Rufai outpaces Seun, especially as he is motivated by passion for being on top of his game.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kill 29 In Fresh Attack On Southern Kaduna by DesChyko(op):
It's a bit of a concern to me how Northern Kaduna is comparatively peaceful compared to Southern Kaduna. Within the past 6 years, over 200,000 persons have been displaced and about 150 communities have been attacked in this region. Be it Kaura or whichever LG comes to mind, it's Southern Kaduna.

It's hard to look beyond this as an ethnic cleansing of some sort.
CrimeBandits Kill 29 In Fresh Attack On Southern Kaduna by DesChyko(op): 11:21am On Apr 16, 2023
No fewer than 29 people have been killed in a fresh attack by bandits on Runji Village in Zangon Kataf Local Government Area of Kaduna State.

The attack which occurred at about 10 pm on Saturday night comes barely three days after bandits killed eight people at the Atak’Njei community also in Zangon Kataf Local Government Area.

The Kaduna State Commissioner for Internal Security and Home Affairs, Samuel Aruwan who confirmed the latest incident in a statement, said that several houses in the community were burnt down while some residents were injured by the attackers.
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/04/16/bandits-kill-29-in-fresh-attack-on-southern-kaduna/

CrimeRe: Guinea Seizes 1.5 Tonnes Of Cocaine From Ship - Reuters by DesChyko(op): 11:05am On Apr 16, 2023
Just when we thought it was only about Agbado Corn, Guinea Cornakry ties emerged from the shadows.

This relationship runs deep.
CrimeRe: Guinea Seizes 1.5 Tonnes Of Cocaine From Ship - Reuters by DesChyko(op): 10:41am On Apr 16, 2023
Flangelo12:
E-Money who is the bag man for Obi.
I've heard this word, bag man before.. I'm trying to remember where 🤔.. I remember now

CrimeRe: Guinea Seizes 1.5 Tonnes Of Cocaine From Ship - Reuters by DesChyko(op): 10:40am On Apr 16, 2023
Some Nigerian citizens react.
A space will be holding later today at 2:00 PM where concerned citizens will discuss possible connections and consequences of these humongous drug seizures to Nigeria. https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1nAKErQjXDYGL

CrimeGuinea Seizes 1.5 Tonnes Of Cocaine From Ship - Reuters by DesChyko(op):
April 6: The West African country of Guinea has seized around 1.5 tonnes of cocaine from a Sierra Leone-flagged ship docked at the port city of Kamsar, state television said.

More than 60 bags each filled with 25 kg of cocaine were found, the ministry of defence said in a statement on Wednesday. All ten crew were arrested, Radio Television Guineenne added.

Drug smugglers often use West African countries as a transit point to ship cocaine from South America to Europe.

About three tonnes of cocaine were seized in August last year from a ship anchored in Guinean waters.

Recall that in August 2022, about 3 Tonnes of Cocaine was seized in Guinea from a ship anchored on Guinea waters. About the same period, 2 Tonnes of Cocaine was seized in Lagos and was disposed of under mysterious circumstances.

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/guinea-seizes-15-tonnes-cocaine-ship-2023-04-06/

AutosRe: 2008 Model Honda Irobot Used With Duty In Kaduna Going For 2.2m by DesChyko: 10:15am On Apr 16, 2023
Which Kain wahala be this? No be the motor dem use for I Robot be this ni?

PoliticsRe: Due to Tinubu's Effect, this Is Why Guinea Is Trending On Twitter by DesChyko:
PassingShot:
Moghalu captured it very aptly - "unlettered and uncultured nitwits".
And I will caption you aptly for what you are 'A political propaganda puppet'. You're playing the ostrich as if you've never heard of perjury.

You were running about Nairaland in the haydays, selling Buhari to all and sundry; anyone with quarter-decency well stay off politics for life because just like you, he's a fraud in his specialty.

Now you're on Tinubu's case, sneaking around as if we won't notice. May nature reward you for your role in willfully selling poisoned chalices to people.

That's how they sell propaganda to people and hide from it when caught out. In other news, the WhatsApp Group has edited the passport and released it to the boys to snatch it and run away with it

PoliticsRe: Due to Tinubu's Effect, this Is Why Guinea Is Trending On Twitter by DesChyko:
Miracle no dey tire Jesus

Trent don carry am go international scene, person still dey invite Uberfacts.

E kuku better as Tinubu go Europe go chill because these OBIdients keep the heat up and keep cooking.

It is not enough to be called 'Your Excellency'; the process that gets you there must be Excellent. As they say, a crown on the head of a thief is just a cap.

CelebritiesRe: Not Getting Government Seat Shouldn't Stop One From Community Service - Banky W by DesChyko: 9:35am On Apr 16, 2023
Well, you will practice what you preach, No?

Anyways, this is Nigeria. Community service is always misinterpreted to mean exposing the inefficacy of those whose responsibilities you're carrying out. I'll give an example.

Any of you who reside around Okoko (where they just sacked a DPO) should ask why the road leading from Okoko to Ajangbadi and from White House to Jakande is still the way it is across 7 years or more. The reasons are:

1. LG lack of concern; monies are actually released for these projects but the progress not followed through.

2. Embezzlement of project funds by the town leaders, contractors, Baales and all concerned parties.

3. Refusal of community service efforts. The owners of New Planet Resorts and Nagode Industries individually and separately offered to repair those roads respectively but their offers were outrightly refused by the embezzlers.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Bleeding Economy And Quest For A Sound CBN Governor by DesChyko: 9:31am On Apr 16, 2023
If there's anything to learn from Peter Obi, it is that we will not hinge everything on CBN.

In his opinion, one of the reason CBN is non-functional is because they're taking on too many things, even those which do not remotely concern them, while the Ministries concerned lie dormant.

It shouldn't be a surprise why Ministries lie dormant though. Festus Keyamo (SAN - N for Nonsense) is currently a Minister. Check his last 2000 tweets with the past 12 months. Only 2, maybe 3 concerns his portfolio (they were all tweeted within the past 7 days), every other thing is online banter and haggling
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Candidate Trails NNPP In Supplementary Kano Election by DesChyko: 9:02am On Apr 16, 2023
badoh:
SouthWest wasn't bothered about his decision because we don't vote on religious basis rather competency and ability.
Nice.. How did your choice of Buhari work out based on competence and ability? 😁 You want to disguise as if your love affair with APC did not begin when ACN merged with CPC. Are South West also in bed with corruption?

8 years of swallowing your past vomit did not teach you anything.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Senator Wamakko Winner Of Sokoto North Senatorial Election by DesChyko: 8:55am On Apr 16, 2023
Wamakko and Tambuwal hegemony has to be one of the most interesting rival love politics in Nigerian political space. Whoever wins, they both win.
CrimeRe: Lagos CP Orders Removal Of Okokomaiko DPO Over Extortion by DesChyko: 8:15am On Apr 16, 2023
I know how many times I've had my students call me to come attest to them being students over the years after being detained /held by these Okoko policemen with the purpose of extortion when they're coming for weekend lessons. I had to tell them to start wearing native wears instead of those their young boys nigga clothes because the interruption was now becoming a bother.
PhonesAirtel Online Bonus Is A Hoax. Don't Hope On It. by DesChyko(op): 8:10am On Apr 16, 2023
I was running low on data (about 12MB left) and didn't want to do my monthly subscription yet; so I just went for the 2GB/2 days plan as I'll have a low usage today being a non-work day.😌

When I got the SMS confirming the subscription, my attention was drawn to the 'Online Bonus' of 1GB (1024MB) which is a new one. I just expected the 2048MB (and YouTube Night 1024MB) but saw a host of other data benefits. Well, who doesn't like freebies? Airtel Thank You o! This was around 7AM this morning.😁

Within an hour after subscribing, I decided to check up on the freebies and I got a really big joke instead. I saw the 'Online Bonus' has depleted to 186MB. 😲

I checked my mobile data usage and saw that between 6AM and 9 AM today, I've only used 50MB (I subscribed by 7AM). They're not just milking this data with a straw but a 6-inch PVC pipe 😡.

I'll even check again after uploading this post for the last pic slot. Let's hope they don't extend this their 'generousity' to the main data I purchased sha because blood will flow😏

Modified: Used 2MB to upload this post.. That's some mad data usage there for ultra lightweight pictures and a few characters 🤔

AutosRe: Land Rover LR4 2012 HSE Fulloption.... 7.5m by DesChyko: 7:38am On Apr 16, 2023
Oh.. I get it now.

You're selling just the specs😎
PhonesRe: Which Powerbank Should I Go For by DesChyko: 7:35am On Apr 16, 2023
I will recommend PooLee. Relatively new in the market and quite the bomb. I'm using the 20000mAh and it's fast and durable. Has about 3 ports and comes with two cables (2 micro USB and 1 Type C cables). I can't say how many time it will charge your phone because of our individual differences and phone battery difference.
AutosRe: Registered Kia Cerato 2011 Model..good For Uber...buy N Drive...price 1.4m... by DesChyko: 7:30am On Apr 16, 2023
1Alex:
You no even say make you wash am small before posting
That is buy and drive in its full glory 😂
CrimeRe: Lagos CP Orders Removal Of Okokomaiko DPO Over Extortion by DesChyko: 7:24am On Apr 16, 2023
The difference is just the geographic location. Police Modus operandi across Nigeria is one and the same.

Here is another intimidation in progress in Kogi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Pm_RkdyeU

Full details here https://www.nairaland.com/7652530/police-personnel-slaps-young-man
EducationRe: Top 9 Ethnic Groups In Nigeria With Highest % Of Tertiary Education Graduates by DesChyko: 7:19am On Apr 16, 2023
Tertiary Institutions themselves would have been a better source of this data. Although one may question the purpose of the divisiveness as almost everything gets politicized in this country.

However, the importance of data cannot be overstated. That's why I'm in support of moving this NPC census, if possible, until next year. It was a fatal error not to have done it before the elections. But hopefully, people (especially the South) will see the importance and partake in it.
PoliticsRe: But Why Couldn't Tinubu Get Up To 25% In Abuja? by DesChyko: 7:13am On Apr 16, 2023
APCNig:
Okay nah.

If you concerntrate on your life the way you have concerntrated on Tinubu, then you will not be begging for food.
You're one to speak? Your account exists only to pick crumbs from this grossly ineffectual government by spreading propaganda. Is that what you were born for? Is that your purpose in life?
PoliticsRe: Sowore Raises Alarm Over Tinubu’s Health, Whereabouts by DesChyko: 7:10am On Apr 16, 2023
It won't be like he is the first junketeer in chief to have attempted to rule Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo: The States And LGAs Are Responsible For Multidimensional Poverty by DesChyko: 10:06pm On Apr 15, 2023
Genius100:
This thread illustrates what is wrong with Nigeria. Everyone is cursing Keyamo but almost no one has refuted what he said. What part of what he said is inaccurate?

There are other things to blame the FG for e.g. mismanagement of the monetary policy etc. but not everything is the fault of the FG. Know this and know peace.
From this comments ehn, check this guy pockets. If corn no dey inside, call me bastard.
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo: The States And LGAs Are Responsible For Multidimensional Poverty by DesChyko: 10:05pm On Apr 15, 2023
Let it be on record that there was a genuine opportunity to have a leader that actually takes responsibility and walks the walk but some enemies of positive progress allowed the devil to use them.
PoliticsRe: Chat GPT Interprets The Provision Of The Constitution On 25% In The FCT by DesChyko: 10:39am On Apr 15, 2023
Chucks13:
Your headache. Oga such constitution don't exist its a pure fallacy that hold no ground infact its a silly conclusion.

Abuja is never a decider who become the president so pls waka one side.

However, get the fact right now Obi will never become Nigeria till he die, put your cash on the table for a bet if you doubt me.
They're talking about 25%, you're talking about winning.

Get a hold of your comprehension ability first before vomiting more nonsense abeg.

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