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CelebritiesRe: “Biggie Has Canceled All The Money Tacha Won, forced To Make The Video by DesChyko: 6:20pm On Sep 29, 2019
Let me give Biggie the next script.
Put her back into the house so that we can rest.

The End.
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Artiste, Andy Blaze Drops His First Video "Somadina" by DesChyko: 6:08pm On Sep 29, 2019
Odinaka00:
Na So una go dey blow wicked punchlines and metaphors for rap section NL but when una come do song una go just dey sound so whack. Who come dey write all those bars for una for NL?
I no get.
Wetin concern metaphors and punchlines in a supposed love song abi catarrh dey your brain? embarassed
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Artiste, Andy Blaze Drops His First Video "Somadina" by DesChyko: 6:07pm On Sep 29, 2019
Soft. Not bad for a first timer. I don subscribe.
God go make you bigger
Nairaland GeneralRe: Elephant Knocked Down By A Moving Train (Photos) by DesChyko: 5:24pm On Sep 29, 2019
The two rods protruding from the train wouldn't have done the elephant any favours.
The video was sickening
EducationRe: So In Your Mind You Think You Know Chemistry? Come and see This question first. by DesChyko: 4:51pm On Sep 29, 2019
These guys sha.
Is a Nigerian student not supposed to know that at the top of every question paper, the class for which the questions is set for will be indicated.
Imagine the surprise seeing these guys waving 'lies' and '100L' when the question paper clearly states 'SLT ND 2'.
I'm pretty sure they didn't even recognize it was a from a polytechnic.

Lazy yoot embarassed
RomanceRe: Pls I'm 25 Never Had A Girlfriend by DesChyko: 6:54am On Sep 29, 2019
phiLIP is that you?

SportsRe: Gary Lineker Twitter Exchange Over Messi Ronaldo For FIFA Best Player Goes Viral by DesChyko: 6:52am On Sep 29, 2019
I think Fifa and others just need to be consistent in their guidelines for the ratings.
Sometimes, players get rewarded for overall contribution to all teams' performance and ignore their individual stats.
Sometimes individual performances are rated higher.
With this inconsistency, there's bound to be grudges.
Wesley Sneidjer and Franck Ribery still felt hard done with how the awards went in their glory years. Wes didn't even land a top three nomination. Lol.
In this one too, Ronaldo had the bigger claim after his exploits for his new club and inaugural UEFA Nations finals, and Van dijk also has a close claim. Messi's exploits in this sense where not as good, although he blazes the trail on individual stats.
So, the guidelines need to be spelt out and consistent.
CrimeRe: Body Of Nasir Ahmad Found Undecomposed 22 Years After Burial by DesChyko: 10:08pm On Sep 28, 2019
adeskee:
Allahu Akbar

PhonesRe: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by DesChyko: 4:37pm On Sep 28, 2019
Samsung should please apply brain.
Allow Tecno, Infinix and co to attend to low budget demands.
If this one is to test the waters, then they better take the result at once and quit.
AMOLED over IPS. Snapdragon over Mediatek.
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 1:09pm On Sep 27, 2019
maasoap:
Locals could be lying for all what we knew so far. Did you hear that new man saying that their demand is complicated? That's is SS and SE people mindset for you, both youth and elders. They're all the same when it comes to harassing the contractors working on infrastructural development projects in the regions. No be today. An average Niger Delta like you would prefer the project to stop over short term peanuts to long term benefits
The bias is the reason I will ignore you.

You possibly can't think straight if you, like others I mentioned here, can actually throw baseless claims like this with careless abandon
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 1:07pm On Sep 27, 2019
texazzpete:
Any idea on the details of the MOU you claim Julius Berger flouted, or this is just you gullibly swallowing what the communities are saying.
Unfortunately, you are talking about the existence of an MOU which you've been denying the existence all along with your comments.
A wiser stance would be to claim there was no MOU or to give details of the MOU that vindicates FG/JB in this case.
While I was judging based on the fact that the MOU must be honoured, you were claiming they had no case.
RomanceRe: Catch my fiancee exposing our stuff to her ex by DesChyko: 6:55am On Sep 27, 2019
There is a reason this came to light now..

OP, this should be you right now

PoliticsRe: Don’t Glorify Terrorists, Major General Olonishakin Warns Media by DesChyko: 6:51am On Sep 27, 2019
After the wonderful job you all already do to give them martyr status, you think the media could do that on their own? grin

See Sowore that was rubbished at the ballots few months ago now has enough fanbase to consider a rerun, all by the efforts of the DSS as instructed by FG.
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 6:32am On Sep 27, 2019
texazzpete:
Nice try, except that this has nothing to do with EIA promises being broken, and more to do with greedy folks not getting unmerited bribes.

Even the work they gave them, the spokesman is admitting they didn’t fulfill it, blaming it on the rain.
Any idea of the details of the 'MOU' that justifies the 'unmerited bribes' you used up there or is this just based on assumption?
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 6:30am On Sep 27, 2019
Wickedfacts:
That's my problem with people like you.

You greedy clowns are fighting to supply sand and stones at the detriment of the bridge. No wonder Ebonyi has left you guys behind infrastructurally.

God in Heaven would punish anyone who accuses the FG of marginalisation as regards this bridge. Greedy senseless people.
Whatever your problem with me is, it is always better to be a man of honour.
You should learn to incoporate that into your lifestyle, not mouthing off on impulse like you have been doing so far.
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 6:20am On Sep 27, 2019
texazzpete:
You actually want the project to stop because some people claim they haven’t gotten contracts?

You people hate progress in Nigeria.


See your mouth like “you can’t do such in their country” as if in their country, you will drop bribes and provide employment for the children of the local ‘big men’ for a project that’s supposed to help them.

When Amazon was looking for a city for their new headquarters, American states were lobbying Amazon with tax breaks and concessions because they knew a new Amazon headquarters would provide tens of thousands of lifetime local jobs. Trump kept wooing Foxconn to come set up a factory in the US.

But here, you will open your mouth and call for the project to be stopped because of egunje.


I wish we could pack all of you people into one country of your own and leave naija for serious minded people.
Any idea why the 'Clean up of Ogoniland' is an item today? That is what happens when MOUs are violated.
Serious minded people are not two-faced and don't make promises they can't keep.
That being said, I welcome your support of Biafra.
PoliticsRe: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by DesChyko: 6:17am On Sep 27, 2019
Wickedfacts:
Where do you see thugs on FG project sites in Lagos?

See, let Ndigbo better call these greedy paupers to order. If they allow this nonsense to continue, it would affect the project on the long run.

Lagos Ibadan is almost completed, same with Lagos Ibadan rail line, they are now moving to Badagry expressway.

FG should rise to the occasion and mobilize soldiers to the site. The project must be completed and greedy thieves should be shot.
You're talking bollocks. That's why your politicians can promise all manner of unfeasible rubbish and get away with it. If there was a memorandum of understanding, it should be honoured.
So because it is an FG project, the world should bow at their every whim?
Whatever they foresaw that made them enter an agreement with the locals, it is wrong to go against them without at least giving reasons.
It's obvious because it is not your tribe, that's why you're turning a blind eye.
SportsRe: FIFA Award: The Confusion Of Messi's Critics by DesChyko: 1:40pm On Sep 25, 2019
First of all, this Oga said Madrid is a far bigger club than Man Utd. Can he also say that La Liga is a far bigger league to EPL since he relegated the biggest PL club of all time so? If not, then that is not a fact.

Secondly, he said Argentina is a semi-average team and called it a fact. How many countries are ahead of a semi-average team in the world? Let's say about 50 or more not so? Single out about ten current Argentine players you can recall now and tell me how many play for a semi-average club. And he used FACTS in capital letter for these.
CrimeRe: visit suptrack.ng for more informations by DesChyko: 6:51pm On Sep 24, 2019
Lol.. Instead of her to go direct to state his name on whatever platform she's exposing him on, she had to 'advertise' his unpopular 'knaija' grin

Okay, we have heard.
PhonesRe: What Does This Phone Symbol Mean? by DesChyko(op): 2:00pm On Sep 24, 2019
shaggy007:
Crop the photo and use Google reverse image search
I already googled it.
But the answers I got were more confusing hence my decision to ask here instead.
PhonesRe: What Does This Phone Symbol Mean? by DesChyko(op): 1:59pm On Sep 24, 2019
Osasnidas:
It might be Volte... However i don't think Nigerian service provider support it yet
Makes sense if it is.
Like you said it's unsupported yet.
PoliticsRe: The Fear Of VP Osinbajo. The Reason Why They Are Scared Of The VP. PICTURES. by DesChyko: 7:26am On Sep 24, 2019
Who is actually afraid of him?
PhonesWhat Does This Phone Symbol Mean? by DesChyko(op): 6:27am On Sep 24, 2019
Switched my phone on this morning and saw this symbol.
I tried to get the meaning but couldn't get a convincing explanation. I have only 'location' running but will uninstall third party apps one after the other if I fail to get what it is,

I brought a replica of the icon here on Nairaland to see if you can help me out (phone with box symbol)

For now, I've removed my SIM from the phone and left it turned off because I'm so not comfortable with that.

SportsRe: 10 Footballers Who Served Both Liverpool And Chelsea by DesChyko: 7:08pm On Sep 22, 2019
Served like say nah boy boy abi apprentice work.

Abeg we suppose get mod wey sabi sports well so this level no go dey happen.

Seun reason me nah embarassed
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Nigeria Friendly: Neymar, Coutinho Lead Brazil Squad, Vinicius Out by DesChyko: 6:51pm On Sep 22, 2019
Igbosmoker:
Just add messi, pele, ronaldo, maradona since you want to kill us
My brother, this is an abuse of friendly ni o
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Nigeria Friendly: Neymar, Coutinho Lead Brazil Squad, Vinicius Out by DesChyko: 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2019
Ordinary Nigeria, these people are calling Neymar and Coutinhoshocked
They should kuku call Pepe to come back nah so we know they want to kill somebody papa angry
EducationRe: 3,300-years-old King Tuts Golden Coffin Removed From Tomb For The First Time(Pic by DesChyko: 6:14am On Sep 22, 2019
Another enlightening performance by the one and only Minister of Exploration.

Thanks for bringing this here.
PoliticsRe: Protest Rocks UN Offices Over Omoyele Sowore's Detention (photos) by DesChyko: 11:23am On Sep 21, 2019
Foxman19:
I pray bitterness will not kill you guys over yoruba people. Sowore was fightingfor masses not like that bastard kanu who fighting for his pocket. And insults other tribe .
In your mind now you're speaking for Sowore who already acknowledged Nnamdi Kanu as an ally.

EducationRe: Top 10 Most Expensive Universities In Nigeria by DesChyko: 11:18am On Sep 21, 2019
Even those currently in this school cannot relate to this.

Car TalkRe: Daimler To Buy ₦8.3 trillion Worth Of Batteries To Power Its Electric Vehicles by DesChyko: 11:02am On Sep 21, 2019
And Nigeria moves to set up a battery factory, to see if it can land a contract from them
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Killed Wife And Son, Ran Away (photo) by DesChyko: 8:28am On Sep 21, 2019
Don't even know the words that will do justice to my feelings on this,

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