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PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 5:10am On Oct 08, 2016
DesChyko:
So, pray tell; What is the present and What is the future that we all must accept?

Smh. You're really as silly as they come.
Perhaps you do not understand that the igbo man was not meant to be led about like a goat suffering some form of mongoloid idiocy.

We have a mind of our own and each person choses what to and what not to believe in as he/she deems it fit. How other tribes follow their instructors' every perception of how they must live is entirely their funeral which only they will partake.

Perhaps you should start up an assembly line of programmable humans somewhere in the East with all the fortunes that your 'think tomorrow today' leaders have acquired for you. That's the only way you can get anything from that soil to be at your beck and call.
Quoted for obvious reasons.
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 5:09am On Oct 08, 2016
ElsonMorali:
Seems the Igbos don't have leaders or elders bwho can actually look beyond the present and see the future.
So, pray tell; What is the present and What is the future that we all must accept?

Smh. You're really as silly as they come.
Perhaps you do not understand that the igbo man was not meant to be led about like a goat suffering some form of mongoloid idiocy.

We have a mind of our own and each person choses what to and what not to believe in as he/she deems it fit. How other tribes follow their instructors' every perception of how they must live is entirely their funeral which only they will partake.

Perhaps you should start up an assembly line of programmable humans somewhere in the East with all the fortunes that your 'think tomorrow today' leaders have acquired for you. That's the only way you can get anything from that soil to be at your beck and call.
RomanceRe: See What Luv For Sex Did To This Pretty Girl Pix by DesChyko: 10:38pm On Oct 07, 2016
So, you mean to tell me all that stuff went into her butt without puncturing her large intestine?
And that the doctor had to put a camera down her throat to see the anus despite all the coils of the alimentary canal?

That's a lot to take in mehn undecided
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 8:00pm On Oct 07, 2016
Paseus:
swear say u no get PORN for phone!
Emmm... Emmm... embarassed embarassed

Hahaha.. But I don't.

Can't explain what they're doing in my phone to the powers that be grin
TravelRe: PHOTOS: Car Somersaults On Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi by DesChyko: 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2016
That vehicle doesn't look like a joke undecided

Some expensive mob..
PoliticsRe: That N4.9b Military Uniforms Import by DesChyko: 7:38pm On Oct 07, 2016
Those people are really messed up.

They're aware the nation's f**ked up, yet they keep looting whatever they could; and resisting those who want to quit this buffoonery.

When we served as Corp Members, we got our Uniform, belt and caps made in Nigeria. Around us are schools who source their Cardigans from Nigerian companies. We have Nigerian Shoe factories at Abia State. Seen those KIKE sports wears and funny looking imitation of foreign brands? Those are Nigerian made.

Why are they still buying foreign to exploit the Naira? Change begins with Me, My As$
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 7:30pm On Oct 07, 2016
foody:
. I believe you don't need it, the bible says flee from every appearance of evil, if you watch the video, the devil can manipulate you and before you know what happened you might be the next victim.
You quoted too early, miss.
I had another ace up my sleeve than what you're dissecting grin
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 7:28pm On Oct 07, 2016
Opharhe:
See wetin too much porn dey cause... Smh.
Hahaha.. Not really. First, interracial and gay are not exclusive to porn vocabulary. Secondly, this is actually not interracial because the accused are both from the same race. So, this isn't addressing any porn that exists in the real.

This is a simple metaphor. Your interpretation is the issue.
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 7:14pm On Oct 07, 2016
Sylvarresta:
what about Nwakwo? no be ur tribe
DesChyko:
Interracial Gay grin

Almajiri name checkers please cheesy

My people and Sophisticated Afonjitos have been compromised cry
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 7:00pm On Oct 07, 2016
Video of the gay lovers in the act

Download Here
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CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 6:58pm On Oct 07, 2016
kogistar:
igbo guys ba?
Martins na ibo name?

Na wa for people wey dey smoke expired newspaper sha undecided

Martins is a trademark Lagosian name. Ask the defenders of the only big city in the SouthWest grin
CrimeRe: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 6:56pm On Oct 07, 2016
Interracial Gay grin

Almajiri name checkers please cheesy

My people and Sophisticated Afonjitos have been compromised cry
AgricultureRe: Can't Just Believe This... See Photo. by DesChyko: 6:51pm On Oct 07, 2016
Josephamstrong1:
Nah. Aba, Abia state.
How long did this take to reach this size?
TravelRe: This Message Is Going Viral By Africans In Dubai by DesChyko: 6:46pm On Oct 07, 2016
Even if they weren't Nigerians; our adventurous lifestyle in search of greener pastures will always make us the first suspect cry
AgricultureRe: Can't Just Believe This... See Photo. by DesChyko: 6:44pm On Oct 07, 2016
Josephamstrong1:
Lol, make we free Buhari naa. Wt or wtout him, even if dollar equals 1k... Anyhw way e be... Frog must Jump.
And land inside im destination grin

Is that Delta soil or a region that experiences periodic flooding?
CrimeRe: When Karma Comes In The Form Of A Masculine Gay Rapist by DesChyko: 6:43pm On Oct 07, 2016
Mehn..

This isn't Karma.

Perhaps the devil was angry that they weren't stealing heavy enough cry
AgricultureRe: Can't Just Believe This... See Photo. by DesChyko: 6:40pm On Oct 07, 2016
Nothing beats instant reward for an endeavour. Motivates one like hell.

That's what leads to the downfall of many employers; not rewarding dedication.

That's what would lead to the downfall of Buhari, should the current trend continue.
Nairaland GeneralRe: All Nairalanders Get In Here ASAP!!! by DesChyko: 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2016
Mentions first.. Then the * sign on Nairaland Forum to hustle some space on frontpage. Then the Likes and Shares and off to Trending. Finally New.

That's when I have no topic to share.
EducationRe: Instead Of Going Home With An Ipad It Was A "P" - Boy Of 16 Years Old by DesChyko: 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2016
While it is good to reward excellence, the ordeal was for his own good.
PoliticsRe: Allow Biafrans To Go, Britain Pleads After Confirming That Niger Delta Avengers by DesChyko: 6:28pm On Oct 07, 2016
On behalf of the noble 5%, I propose that we have an Intruder from the Sophisticated Zone. The Almajiri's would be exempted for lack of knowledge.

Abort! Abort!!. angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Gov’t Ignores ECOWAS Court Order Continues Dasuki’s Illegal Incarceraton by DesChyko: 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2016
What do you expect?

Buhari may have forgotten reading about the order. He had always exhibited amnesia. His ear infection do him no favours either when the few sensible ones around him try to tell him what's up.
CrimeRe: Parents Storm Lagos School As Gunmen Abduct Teachers, Pupils by DesChyko: 6:23pm On Oct 07, 2016
'SAUCE?"
CrimeRe: Policeman Allegedly Tears Original Documents Of A Vehicle, Points Gun At A Man by DesChyko: 6:22pm On Oct 07, 2016
First port of call would be to get photo prints and forward to the authorities or your lawyer.

Facebook is just facebook.
PhonesRe: Issues With My Infinix Note 3(modified) by DesChyko: 6:18pm On Oct 07, 2016
How do you mean 'there is nothing***'? Didn't the dammed phone come with a warranty?

Something can be done at Alaba Int'l. But exercise your warranty first.
CelebritiesRe: Kelechi Amadi Discovers Bukola, A Pillow Seller While Shooting Jidenna In Lagos by DesChyko: 6:15pm On Oct 07, 2016
I think we don't need to know her past for her to have a successful career.

Let her ingenuity, not sentiments, see her to the top of the food chain undecided
PoliticsRe: Saraki & Ekweremadu Celebrating As FG Drops Charges Against Them (Pics) by DesChyko: 4:58pm On Oct 07, 2016
So much for the Zombie's agitations.

Body odour indeed.

You don't bite the fingers that fed you.
CareerRe: My Life As A Teacher. by DesChyko: 4:23pm On Oct 07, 2016
Had the opportunity to teach Primary level when I was serving at Delta State.
We were only three corpers for the entire Primary and Secondary levels. The Government-employed teachers keep away from the institutions and visit once in a while.

The toughest class to handle was Primary 1 which is the lowest level. Due to lack of Pre-primary classes, the whole lot is there from 2 year-olds to 6 year-olds.

One key lesson I learnt there is that for that level, every order and instruction has an expiry of 15 seconds, after which it should be repeated.

Anf it takes only a smile from me to turn the entire class upside down. So, I practically maintain a statuesque face in the classroom.

So sad to hear that all that endeavour were put to waste by the corpers who came after us. Word is; all the students we gathered together while resurrecting the school have been disbanded due to poor attitude to work of our successors.
NYSCRe: The Unique Cake Calabar Corper For Her Passing Out Parade - PICS by DesChyko: 3:33pm On Oct 07, 2016
Good for her.

She can afford it.
PoliticsRe: 270million Used To Clear Grass At The IDP Camp By Lawal: Reps Probes Allegations by DesChyko: 11:30am On Oct 07, 2016
If this money is used to feed them; buy them cutlasses and the grasses will be gone in one day.

Chai Buhari
SportsRe: Heartland Relegated For First Time In The History Of Nigeria Football League by DesChyko: 11:21am On Oct 07, 2016
davodyguy:
wE NO GO GREE.

tHIS IS MARGINALIZATION.

wHY yORUBA ABI NA AFONJA CLUB TO SAVE AND WE IPOB RELEGATE?

wE MUST PROPTEST
Hmmm.. Is Rochas also responsible for this illiteracy?

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