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Politics › Re: How Goodluck Jonathan Was Almost Stranded Abroad Recently - Dawntodusknews.com by DesChyko: 2:20pm On Oct 09, 2016
zicoraads:
The IPOB should just relax and not bother themselves with their agitation. Give this president about two years and we'll all be witnessing the birth of a new country.
Lmao grin
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by DesChyko: 2:16pm On Oct 09, 2016
Chisos.. See Goal grin

How??

Ayam not understanding..

How huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by DesChyko: 1:52pm On Oct 09, 2016
franxis:
what if it's raining heavily?
That was today's excuse grin
Politics › Re: How Goodluck Jonathan Was Almost Stranded Abroad Recently - Dawntodusknews.com by DesChyko: 11:37am On Oct 09, 2016
I wonder who wants the country to split.

IPOB or FG.

So far, the FG is doing the best job.
Politics › Re: Wise Up Nigeria Lets Join Hands To Clear Our Judiciary System. by DesChyko: 11:34am On Oct 09, 2016
It's not an issue of supporting corrupt individuals.

It's a matter of 'If a person sees a fowl scratching at sh¡t, it is best to chase it away because no one knows who will eat the leg'.

The law has a way of dealing with such cases. Let that process be followed.

Tomorrow, a judge that doesn't dance to the tune of the government can be framed and victimised without due process. Why must the law be made for only specific individuals?

And no one will ever know the truth because we are simply supporting the government for pointing out a fraudster.

Let the government prove its case against offenders in the legal way. If it is not provable, they shouldn't bring up the matter. Riding on ignorance to achieve their aims is crazy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by DesChyko: 11:20am On Oct 09, 2016
Nnamdikalu:
Taaaa mechie onu there osiso,bunch of holier than thou mofos.
Did you notice the use of 'we' there?

That is a first person pronoun which comprises the speaker and others.

Please, quote the right post that deserves your comment.
Nairaland General › Re: Breaking: Customs Removes Ban On Importation Of Rice, Re-introduces Import Duty by DesChyko: 7:43pm On Oct 08, 2016
Shebi you know say this our government no get sense?
Dem just dey do experiment for that seat. So na trial and error method dem plan to take solve Naija wahala before?

Well, na the people wey vote dem in be the real otu nnunu angry
Romance › Re: She Snitched On His Friend But It Backfired (read Details) by DesChyko: 7:42pm On Oct 08, 2016
Ever heard of aiding and abetting?
His silence all those years could qualify as such.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Cooks Coconut Rice For His Family So His Wife Can Rest by DesChyko: 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2016
Picture this:
I wanna cook at home in my kitchen for my partner.
I put on a real nice polo shirt with a neat starched out chinos for the occasion. I also wear a nice rugged footwear.
And I top it off with sunshades...just to cook in my kitchen!!

His culinary skills are not in doubt, but this is not natural.
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2016
ollah1:
Common think about the future. Whatsapp is even discontinuing it on those platforms.
That is my point.

Allo can step in to gain popularity. It's a virgin market as itvis.
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2016
somehowpenis:
the total number of africans on whatsapp is not even up to Two major states in the United states. And using your statistics to answer you half of the African populace are using an Android Chinese mtk phones that support whatsapp, 1/3rd are on highend smartphones, while the remaining are the blackberry /older phone models, all these statistics were put in place before whatsapp CEO decided to take the decision.. .
Can you please point me to the direction of your source. I would love to go through the means of data collation.

Although, the internet seem to portray that Americans hardly use Whatsapp.
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 3:04pm On Oct 08, 2016
somehowpenis:
nah it is not.. you are using Nigeria as your case study, while Whatsapp are obviously using the World , marjoly the united states, as their case study.
Can you make a rough estimate of how many Africans are on Whatsapp? Can you pinpoint how many can comfortably afford a smartphone that meet Whatsapp specs? Can you analyse how many would actually prefer a low-end phone?

Add your guess to the current number of Google Allo downloads should it be made available to them.
Politics › Re: Ayade's Supporters Protest With Coffin Against Supreme Court Plan To Sack Him by DesChyko: 2:27pm On Oct 08, 2016
Does this one understand what democracy is?
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 2:23pm On Oct 08, 2016
ollah1:
Lol. U r kidding right
Seriously, you think it's easy on those bb users who're trading in their hard-earned phones for scrap these days?

Or for those old-timers who're enjoying Whatsapp on their easily operable Java phones?

These are enough to drive the Allo demand up.
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 1:32pm On Oct 08, 2016
ollah1:
Who cares about these dead platforms?
The owners.
Politics › Re: 23 Repentant Militants Graduate As Engineers, Given Automatic Employment (Pics) by DesChyko: 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2016
slawali:
Y always mention buhari don't you leaders repsent your area or district tell them to move the motion in the house na.are u a fo ol or somethy?
Uhh.. You did mention him. Did you see that in the post you quoted?

Go find who hold your change o, bros.
Politics › Re: 23 Repentant Militants Graduate As Engineers, Given Automatic Employment (Pics) by DesChyko: 12:43pm On Oct 08, 2016
If anything, obviously, their training didn't begin within the past eighteen months.

Honour to whom it is due.

The way that transformer got a special picture like they built it though grin
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Interest Rates On Xtratime (Borrowed Credit) Pic by DesChyko:
modelmike7:
. . . . And who are you? How does this relate to you?!
I am a Nairalander, just like the both of you. I post here anonymously, same as you two. This is a comment just like yours. And I'm responding to a quote like you did.

Now, please explain how Mr Martins affects your life? I've read the verse and it says something about 'reign'.

You've vested on him, the pronouncement he deems fit for the President of a country. Is Mr. Martins reigning over you in some way?
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Interest Rates On Xtratime (Borrowed Credit) Pic by DesChyko: 11:21am On Oct 08, 2016
modelmike7:
. . . Same prayers for you Mr Martins.
Who is Mr Martins and how does his existence relate to you?
Politics › Re: Barako Residents In Rivers Tore Wike's Image Into Pieces As They Decamp To APC by DesChyko:
ebosie11:
Here in Barako, former members of PDP tore Wike's image into pieces as a symbolic show of rejecting the old way before jumping into the unstoppable APC ship.
About 734 people from that region voted for Dakuku in the last election. This number isn't convincing enough.

For all I care, they could be part of the 734 grin

Compare that 'crowd' to a cross-section of the people waiting on him when Wike visited the same region.

Politics › Re: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 10:50am On Oct 08, 2016
ElsonMorali:
I'm sure you think you sound intelligent because you have tried ability to put a string of words together.

No need to argue with you. Here's a little Chinese proverb for you.

"He who knows not and knows not he knows not, he's a fool. Shun him!"
DesChyko:
I'll re-emphasize my request to get an answer, failure of which would seal my perception of your mental ability.
Accept my condolence.
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 10:14am On Oct 08, 2016
ElsonMorali:
Here kiddo, let me paint a picture for you maybe you will understand better.

1967- two leaders, two ethnic groups.

First leader/Ojukwu- " we must go to war. We can't take this.

His people/Igbos- Yes! We must. We will follow wherever you lead us.

Result: He led them off a cliff. About 3million Igbo souls perished. Devastation in Igboland.

Aftermath: it's the fault of the Yorubas. They didn't support us and follow us to our doom. They are back stabbers.

Second leader/Awolowo- "War isn't profitable at this time. Let's negotiate and dialogue. If Igbos are ALLOWED to go, Yorubas will also leave the union called Nigeria"

His people/Yorubas- Yes! We agree with you. We will follow your words.

Result: No Yoruba life lost except a fraction of those in the military who were on active duty at the war front. Yorubaland prospered. And continues to prosper.

Aftermath: Yorubas have to cope with nitwits online and offline who believe they we're back stabbed by the Yorubas. Continuous influx of Igbos into Yoruba domain to enjoy the peace and stability of the area thereby stretching the resources meant for the people.

NB: Before you rush to reply try and read it and meditate on it for like a month. If you don't understand you're free to show your teachers to explain to you.

You come back with insults imma put you in your place real good.
Perhaps, I underestimated your obvious lack of depth in what you meddle with.

I'll re-emphasize my request to get an answer, failure of which would seal my perception of your mental ability.

So, pray tell; What is the present and What is the future that we all must accept?

All that gobbledook you posted up there is a reiteration of the earlier pathetic nuisance you made of yourself. That you choose to base your logic on delusion is your axe to grind.

If it takes a kiddo to separate junk from reality, you definitely need kiddos to do your thinking for you, mate. The only thing that needs putting in place is your misconception. A visit to an unbiased pre-colonial and colonial exploits in Nigeria would give you an honest view of the igbofolk.

Until then, keep your 'pipe-analysis hate-fostered' opinions to yourself and your army of minions.

#PeaceOut
Politics › Re: School feeding: FG fails to meet September take-off target by DesChyko: 8:20am On Oct 08, 2016
So?

We are not Zombies.

Which sane person was expecting the take-off and sustenance of such silly projects?

Hungry man dey send hungry children go school?

Instead of them to think up a means to enrich the parents so they can create a better future for their children, they're fooling around with pipe dreams angry

And to think some of their 'analysts' here were already counting how the crates of egg would boost agriculture in the country grin
Phones › Re: 7 Awesome Mobile Apps By Google You Probably Never Heard Of by DesChyko: 8:04am On Oct 08, 2016
Philomath1212:
Op sorry, if you are just hearing about all the listed apps here; then you are a baby in the techsphere.
henryobinna:
you're just getting to know these apps that's why you're excited.
If after reading the OP's presentation and the best you could come up with is this, then you need English lessons.

I offer cheap but quality assistance in that regards at #1000 pet hour with full options (transport not inclusive)

By the comments of majority, the OP is right. A good number have confessed their ignorance.
Phones › Re: Allo Vs. Whatsapp: Which Is Better For You? by DesChyko: 5:35am On Oct 08, 2016
Google has to come up with something supported on Java, Symbian and Blackberry OS to actually steal the market.
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 5:10am On Oct 08, 2016
DesChyko:
So, pray tell; What is the present and What is the future that we all must accept?

Smh. You're really as silly as they come.
Perhaps you do not understand that the igbo man was not meant to be led about like a goat suffering some form of mongoloid idiocy.

We have a mind of our own and each person choses what to and what not to believe in as he/she deems it fit. How other tribes follow their instructors' every perception of how they must live is entirely their funeral which only they will partake.

Perhaps you should start up an assembly line of programmable humans somewhere in the East with all the fortunes that your 'think tomorrow today' leaders have acquired for you. That's the only way you can get anything from that soil to be at your beck and call.
Quoted for obvious reasons.
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Is Not A Nation" - Former Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme Spits Fire by DesChyko: 5:09am On Oct 08, 2016
ElsonMorali:
Seems the Igbos don't have leaders or elders bwho can actually look beyond the present and see the future.
So, pray tell; What is the present and What is the future that we all must accept?

Smh. You're really as silly as they come.
Perhaps you do not understand that the igbo man was not meant to be led about like a goat suffering some form of mongoloid idiocy.

We have a mind of our own and each person choses what to and what not to believe in as he/she deems it fit. How other tribes follow their instructors' every perception of how they must live is entirely their funeral which only they will partake.

Perhaps you should start up an assembly line of programmable humans somewhere in the East with all the fortunes that your 'think tomorrow today' leaders have acquired for you. That's the only way you can get anything from that soil to be at your beck and call.
Romance › Re: See What Luv For Sex Did To This Pretty Girl Pix by DesChyko: 10:38pm On Oct 07, 2016
So, you mean to tell me all that stuff went into her butt without puncturing her large intestine?
And that the doctor had to put a camera down her throat to see the anus despite all the coils of the alimentary canal?

That's a lot to take in mehn undecided
Crime › Re: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by DesChyko: 8:00pm On Oct 07, 2016
Paseus:
swear say u no get PORN for phone!
Emmm... Emmm... embarassed embarassed

Hahaha.. But I don't.

Can't explain what they're doing in my phone to the powers that be grin
Travel › Re: PHOTOS: Car Somersaults On Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi by DesChyko: 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2016
That vehicle doesn't look like a joke undecided

Some expensive mob..
Politics › Re: That N4.9b Military Uniforms Import by DesChyko: 7:38pm On Oct 07, 2016
Those people are really messed up.

They're aware the nation's f**ked up, yet they keep looting whatever they could; and resisting those who want to quit this buffoonery.

When we served as Corp Members, we got our Uniform, belt and caps made in Nigeria. Around us are schools who source their Cardigans from Nigerian companies. We have Nigerian Shoe factories at Abia State. Seen those KIKE sports wears and funny looking imitation of foreign brands? Those are Nigerian made.

Why are they still buying foreign to exploit the Naira? Change begins with Me, My As$

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