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Misleading topic. How does Godwin Obaseki Support Group translate to Obaseki?

That being said, an innocent mind fears no accusation. How does it affect them or the outcome of the last polls if the PDP candidate decides to campaign after elections?

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Richy4:
I do not understand... Is he committing any crime in teaching in Yobe state where he was posted or does the yobe state Government forbid corp members?

Actually, he is breaching a core NYSC rule.

Loveisthekey:
i pray may God continue to bless the child and make his end better than you his parents in Jesus name. Amen

AMEN!

BaffTheHairGuy:
NO JOKE....NO JOKE Bro,
i like enjoyment.

I can't enjoy with No woman near me.

by the way what is the purpose of money we work for?

To use it of course.

But my woman go laff me tire if I carry this kind okada reach house

forexbinary:
Hey bro,is that Mother Of Perpetual Help school, Lagos?

No. It's in Lagos, but not that school

horlakunle25:
D tailor really try!! Dat trouser can stil size d boy 4 d next 6yrs!!!

I no just complain as the headmistress give am that one

Future tinz on my mind

dfrost:


Well done papi. Your hijo is cute.

I hope you no follow dey price school fees, abi nah which one you say make them remove

My guy.. Na tomorrow I dey go ask them wetin he go use textbook 12k do

Weedcrusher:
That is one mistake you won't want to forgive yourself for. The zip to the P shaft happened because I used annoyance to zip up a stuck zip. After the bitter experience, nobody taught me to always package my thing well and handle zips with care

Lol.. Exactly!

Because you applt force on the zipper, it sorts of bends inwards and when the zip finally pulls through.. *piiim*

KingRex1:
I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

Like ehn.. You sef go dey wonder HOW you take do that kain mistake

UndisputedBosom:
You no dey wear boxers?

Mehn.. No boxers that day. Na sharp sharp movement. But the movement come slow die.

Weedcrusher:
Zip over balls, zip over pen!s shaft, zip over pen!s tip, I have experienced it all. Damn so painful, but nothing compares to a football shot hitting you in the balls. I could feel the pain in my brain

Nope. Nothing.
Then The balls actually travels into the stomach. I won't believe otherwise.

Glassdoll:
Whhhhhhhhaaaaatttttt?

Doesn't sound pleasant at all

You'll get actual hot tears dear.. Hot tears.

And you just can't touch it cos it's on fire.

You just look at it through the tears and wonder why you're the most stupid clumsiest most careless man alive

Glassdoll:
Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

Dear dear.

If only you know.

Hair pulled out?

Not even close.

Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

Carry On!

F**k. Is Nigeria rich enough to use ten jets?

The hell are they flying to.

Market eleven and keep one!

If it get damaged, market it too.

The way you campaigned, I was thinking all your movements will be done by BRT and camels

Who can tell me what an ID number is?

hoodmenconcept:
Are you kidding me! you dont know what an id number ?
thats serious

Okay.
Your response has been very helpful.
Thank You.

hoodmenconcept:
I did it on my laptop with mozila web browser

You are not uploading any documents, only your ID number, certificates number(eg. WAEC, NECO, A LEVEL CERT., B.SC, M.SC and so on ) and other normal information about your family and your schools, then your experiencte.

That's all. about 18 pages.

What is ID number?

NextGovernor:
Are you a graduate? What is the meaning of "more worst" ? Next time remove that "more" becos is of no use since u have used "worst"

What your lecturer demands is copy and paste. Give it to them and you're well on your way to being a graduate.

The quality of the English language doesn't matter. Had this female acquaintance with grammar so bad she breaks her boyfriend's heart everytime she isn't speaking her local dialect, but she braved 2.1 in Geology and she knows her onions.

*just imagining*

Me: Baby, come and see what I got for you

Iyawo: *looks at me for a while to see if I'm serious*
I know you are joking.

Me: Yes o. It's a joke. My friend just bought it and parked it here.

Iyawo: Better.

Okay.. Sh*t just got real

OP moh reason

How can sombori be expecting adult like me to swallow this one Or am I still a

*checks myself to see if I'm still using pampers*

Are you sure the first to comment and second to comment are not MTN agents on Nairaland

Did you notice the guests act like that wasn't the main attraction?

There is a probability that it is just a show.

MzLarem:
Are you sure..

I have seen an igbo bride price ooo and the amount of everything sef is enuf to buy land..in some underdeveloped areas sef,it will buy land and build house

Where is the locality?
Because a lot of people come here to make up stories about igbo bride price. Do you know how many of us married igbos?

I don't know which part of Igboland ammyluv2002 is from, but the estimate she gave is what I had in mind as a standard bride price expense. And that includes stuffs for mom, dad, the males and females of the community. The particular money to be paid as dowry on the lady is very negligible. In my tradition, we don't accept payment on the lady's head as long as the folks have been satisfied.

UndisputedBosom:
(back in the days when we cry our eyes out cox we don't want our mum/dad to leave us alone in the school....now is a different story )

As in ehn.. He was so engrossed in exploring the school environment in the morning that he didn't notice when we left.

Perfecttouch:
This boy is cute,he has even started modelling see his pose. The mother must be so beautiful.



I know u will want me to hail u as the father a beg,
Swerve go one side make I see this fine bobo well. Kudos to the mother for doing a great job
To some people waiting for me to hail them, take this

Jor oh.. No be fight abeg.
Every papa prayer na make im pikin better pass am

You all remember this thread where we shared our experiences as awaiting fathers sometime in October 2014

https://www.nairaland.com/1930895/awaiting-fathers-lets-share-experience/1#26821420

Fast forward two years later, 'our container' had landed and he has been filling each day with new blessings for us.

Today, he makes his school debut. Despite being tired, the way he is bouncing up and down in joy really means he missed his folks #lol.

But it's just Day One of a very lenghty spell. Oluwa lead the way.

Fake story.
You eat meat it doesn't purge you.
It's this one that will purge you abi?

SirJeffry:
See you rejoicing over bad news for lots of families whose livelihoods in this recession depend on those demolished illegal refineries.

The next time Lastma people will catch you, na bank loan you go take pay for your delivery van.

Don't mind the foolish government.
Anybody with half-a-brain should have taken these guys to the next level. They're doing something local that we spend to import. Investing in them to make it purer and Naijamade would definitely make much more sense. But No, it's all about body odour making a statement.

If it were the WHO that issued a statement condemning a Nigerian drug as useless; same way our Ebola drug discovery was labelled a pesticide, these same pea-brained nonentities will cry foul.

Change begins with them anyways. Change for the worse.