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Another crazy memo.
If NYSC were to be optional, that is completely understandable

As seen at Anambra State University, Uli. (now COOU)
Other Tertiary institutions can corroborate.

Cc: lalasticlala, Fynestboi.

No sense in this

Freeze must have been preparing his post for this day like eleven months ago

Okay.
I guess the cardboard is to show the results to those who didn't see it before eh?

Some who saw PDP sympathizers as jobless will now praise APC sympathizers for doing the same thing.

Incase you don't know the meaning of Zombiesm, take a VIP seat and feed your eyes.

Abeg.. You get Nnamdi Kalu designers biko?

Misleading topic. How does Godwin Obaseki Support Group translate to Obaseki?

That being said, an innocent mind fears no accusation. How does it affect them or the outcome of the last polls if the PDP candidate decides to campaign after elections?

I use UC for downloads.. Chrome for accessing web pages and Opera for using google

Richy4:
I do not understand... Is he committing any crime in teaching in Yobe state where he was posted or does the yobe state Government forbid corp members?

Actually, he is breaching a core NYSC rule.

Loveisthekey:
i pray may God continue to bless the child and make his end better than you his parents in Jesus name. Amen

AMEN!

BaffTheHairGuy:
NO JOKE....NO JOKE Bro,
i like enjoyment.

I can't enjoy with No woman near me.

by the way what is the purpose of money we work for?

To use it of course.

But my woman go laff me tire if I carry this kind okada reach house

forexbinary:
Hey bro,is that Mother Of Perpetual Help school, Lagos?

No. It's in Lagos, but not that school

horlakunle25:
D tailor really try!! Dat trouser can stil size d boy 4 d next 6yrs!!!

I no just complain as the headmistress give am that one

Future tinz on my mind

dfrost:


Well done papi. Your hijo is cute.

I hope you no follow dey price school fees, abi nah which one you say make them remove

My guy.. Na tomorrow I dey go ask them wetin he go use textbook 12k do

Weedcrusher:
That is one mistake you won't want to forgive yourself for. The zip to the P shaft happened because I used annoyance to zip up a stuck zip. After the bitter experience, nobody taught me to always package my thing well and handle zips with care

Lol.. Exactly!

Because you applt force on the zipper, it sorts of bends inwards and when the zip finally pulls through.. *piiim*

KingRex1:
I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

Like ehn.. You sef go dey wonder HOW you take do that kain mistake

UndisputedBosom:
You no dey wear boxers?

Mehn.. No boxers that day. Na sharp sharp movement. But the movement come slow die.

Weedcrusher:
Zip over balls, zip over pen!s shaft, zip over pen!s tip, I have experienced it all. Damn so painful, but nothing compares to a football shot hitting you in the balls. I could feel the pain in my brain

Nope. Nothing.
Then The balls actually travels into the stomach. I won't believe otherwise.

Glassdoll:
Whhhhhhhhaaaaatttttt?

Doesn't sound pleasant at all

You'll get actual hot tears dear.. Hot tears.

And you just can't touch it cos it's on fire.

You just look at it through the tears and wonder why you're the most stupid clumsiest most careless man alive

Glassdoll:
Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

Dear dear.

If only you know.

Hair pulled out?

Not even close.

Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

Carry On!

F**k. Is Nigeria rich enough to use ten jets?

The hell are they flying to.

Market eleven and keep one!

If it get damaged, market it too.

The way you campaigned, I was thinking all your movements will be done by BRT and camels

Who can tell me what an ID number is?

hoodmenconcept:
Are you kidding me! you dont know what an id number ?
thats serious

Okay.
Your response has been very helpful.
Thank You.

hoodmenconcept:
I did it on my laptop with mozila web browser

You are not uploading any documents, only your ID number, certificates number(eg. WAEC, NECO, A LEVEL CERT., B.SC, M.SC and so on ) and other normal information about your family and your schools, then your experiencte.

That's all. about 18 pages.

What is ID number?

NextGovernor:
Are you a graduate? What is the meaning of "more worst" ? Next time remove that "more" becos is of no use since u have used "worst"

What your lecturer demands is copy and paste. Give it to them and you're well on your way to being a graduate.

The quality of the English language doesn't matter. Had this female acquaintance with grammar so bad she breaks her boyfriend's heart everytime she isn't speaking her local dialect, but she braved 2.1 in Geology and she knows her onions.

*just imagining*

Me: Baby, come and see what I got for you

Iyawo: *looks at me for a while to see if I'm serious*
I know you are joking.

Me: Yes o. It's a joke. My friend just bought it and parked it here.

Iyawo: Better.

Okay.. Sh*t just got real

OP moh reason

How can sombori be expecting adult like me to swallow this one Or am I still a

*checks myself to see if I'm still using pampers*

Are you sure the first to comment and second to comment are not MTN agents on Nairaland

Did you notice the guests act like that wasn't the main attraction?

There is a probability that it is just a show.