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BusinessRe: Deposits In Banks Shrink By N1.03tn by DesChyko: 10:12am On Jun 13, 2016
@Topic.. I assume that's an error. How can the withdrawal limit be #10,000? undecided

SamuelAnyawu:
Lol it is expected No Free money, TSA, Oil revenue drop, most politicians prefer keeping 100% cash at home now. cool
I find your logic deeply faulty. There are over 70 million bank accounts in Nigeria. 20 million people have done their BVN. That would mean an average person has withdrawn about #15,000 for use without return in the past twelve months. That is not a huge amount to suggest this is a direct result of politicians hoarding cash. Assume it's ten times of 100 trillion, then you may have a point.
SportsHow Manchester United Players Fared In Match Week One (6/6/16 - 12/6/16) by DesChyko(op): 9:23am On Jun 13, 2016
MARCOS ROJO - 2 apps (Argentina/Copa America)
vs Chile: Rating: 6/10
Got a yellow card in the 69th minute for a raised elbow going in for a challenge. Was involved in his team overall plays, setting up chances for Mercado and Gaitan, who rattled the bar with his effort.
vs Panama: Rating: 7/10
He had a solid game here, keeping Cooper restricted to his own half, and bombing forward to deliver telling crosses and help his team's attacks. Linked up well with Di Maria. Ended the game with two assists as Argentina romped to a 5-0 victory.

SERGIO ROMERO - 2 apps (Argentina/Copa America)
vs Chile- Rating: 5/10
Was at fault for Chile's goal, coming off his lines needlessly. Made two big saves from Sanchez in the first half but was largely untroubled in the match.
vs Panama- Rating: 6/10
Other than a tremendous save from Carmago, had largely nothing to do. Played his part without fuss when called upon, but with Panama pinned back in their own half, he was a spectator for most of the game.

ANTONIO VALENCIA - 2 apps (Ecuador/Copa America)
vs Peru: Rating: 6/10
Picked a knock early in the game but shrugged it off. Set up Enner Valencia with a delightful chip over the top for their first goal as Ecuador sought their way back after going down by two goals. Was a threat going forward and helped his team defensively as well.
vs Haiti - Ratings: 8/10
An absolutely superb performance by Valencia here as he consistently ripped the Haiti defence on the right flank everytime he comes forward. Fired shots at goal and delivered crosses into the oppositions box with ease and crowned a sublime show with a non-chalant goal, walking with the ball into the net to put Ecuador 4-0 up.

ANTHONY MARTIAL 1 app. (FRANCE/Euros)
vs Romania: Rating: 6/10
Came on as a substitute in the 77th minute and almost made an impact immediately, drawing a save from Tatarusanu after a slick exchange of passes with Giroud. Made a nuisance of himself whenever he had the ball as he stretched the Romanian defence.
MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN was an unused substitute in this game.

WAYNE ROONEY - 1 app (England/Euros)
vs Russia: Rating: 7/10
Starred in a midfield role for England. Created chances for his team mates with accurate passes and through balls and helped out defensively when it mattered. Had two great efforts from outside the box saved by an equally impressive Akinfeev and a freekick hit the netting as well. Was surprisingly subbed off for Wilshere in the 78th minute with the scoreline still 1-0 in favour of England

CHRIS SMALLING: (England/Euros)
vs Russia - Rating: 6/10
Partnered Cahill in England's defence. Had a chance early in the game to put England ahead but could only head straight to Akinfeev. Made telling blocks and interceptions in the game but was shown up a number of times by Dzyuba. Was lost behind Hart for Russia's equalizer.

BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER (Germany/Euros)
vs Ukraine - Rating: 6/10
Came off the bench to score with his first touch and secure a 2-0 win for Germany in injury time. Looks an inspired sub by Joachim Low.

PADDY MCNAIR (N. Ireland/Euros)
vs Poland - Rating: 4/10
He featured in midfield as part of the coach's defensive game plan but was hooked off at halftime as the team sought more creative play. Other than an early block from Krychowiak, didn't make a telling impact in the game. His sub was probably due to lack of attacking options on the bench.

#GGMU
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 8:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
lastpage:
The ignorance of Nigerians like you "beggars-belief"! shocked shocked

No long story but this is how CORRUPTION works:

- You loot enough money while in office
- You use a small chunk of the loot to hire people of 'no-conscience' for Propaganda war! (Read: SaTANoids, #Wailers, Tribalist, e.t.c)
- These SaTANoids go about publishing fake, concocted and manipulated stories that eulogise you, all over the public space
- Using some of these TANoids as agents, they contact jobless Nigerians and their equally fake accomplices in foreign lands, offer to give them money to "organise a Lecture" for their principal to come and speak on anything but corruption!
- The Looter goes on microphone, just as Jonathan has been doing all over the place, first thanking the "whole world" who begged him to just come and speak for 5mins (claiming they will faint if he doesn't deliver the lecture! grin )
- Then the Yam Eater goes about "telling them what they want to hear" and eulogising himself!

ITS A SCAM! At the end of the day, everyone is HAPPY.
Looter gets a platform to praise-sing himself ..... and the boys like you get some money to solve your immediate problems.

I hope we all still remember how Mama Piss was shouting "Digital! Digital!! Dii-giiii-taaal!!!" grin all over the place when Jonathan released money, a day after the election was postponed..... ostensibly for "Digitalization of the Radio/TV stations, including Channels TV? When in actual fact the money was to "buy Propaganda" from them since Nigeria has funded the Digitalization of its National Media over and over again! ...
....and how is it Federal Govt business", to be funding the Digitalization of PRIVATE Media/TV stations like Channels TV?

Ofcourse, we all know now that it is just "filthy propaganda lucre" of the Jonathan "come-and-chop" syndrome.

The Guardian led by its owner Mr. Obiaghena recently refunded their share of the "Digital YAMS" Mama Piss was referring to, in that mad outburst! ditto AIT and many more like that
grin

Look, l know Nairaland is not a platform to have intelligent and deep-seated discussions because most of the posters are juvenile, 'awaiting result ranters' who bask in ignorance, whose brain are beclouded with tribalism and who are plain silly.... but then, we owe it a duty to 'chip-in', once in awhile because "A lie told so-often, may assume an air of truth"

Carry-go, una hear... nothing do una. grin wink





Lastpage!
Whatever sails your ship. We're both certain of one thing: A username cannot change our mindset with concocted premiss. On that note I bid you and your assumptions farewell.
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 8:27pm On Jun 12, 2016
aresa:
1. You said countries invited him which was false and no serious and credible former president fraternizes with lame, inconsequential and redundant organizations.

2. Do we need transparent international to tell us that he was and still corrupt?

3. Do we need transparent international to tell us about the money he stole and gave to Dasuki to loot ans share?

4. Do we need transparent international to tell us about the money he stole and gave Metuh for special crooked and corrupt assignment as claimed by metuh himself.?

5. Do we need transparent international to tell us about the 100 million dollars he gave his oil minister to share for election rigging?

6. Do we need transparent international to tell us about his service chiefs looting our money while this useless, corrupt and incompetent Jona gave them national awards for looting us dry and buying mansions in abuja with our money?

7. Do we need transparent international to tell us his own cousin end up with our 40 million dollars?

8. Do we need transparent international to tell us how NIMASSA was looted dry by his cronies right under his nose.

9. Do we need transparent international to tell us that not jail a single corrupt character?

10. Do we need transparent international to tell us that according to the same crooked and corrupt jona, stealing was not corruption?

11. Do we need transparent international to tell us that we've recovered tens of billions from his cronies?

The sad, corrupt and pathetic list is endless

I know just like many crooked and corrupt politicians like Jona, we have many crooked and mentally corrupt followers who are in fact still suffering from effects of corruption.


How sad and pathetic.
Okay oo! Enjoy your life bros. I'm not making a living doing this, don't know about you.
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2016
aresa:
There's a clear difference between countries and private orgernizations looking for influence from a disgraced and kicked out of office corrupt and incompetent loser.

No sane and lawful country or national leader invites crooks like Jona who supervised the most crooked and corrupt government on the surface of the earth. They won't even touch him or be seen next to him. He's a walking plague and rancid character to them and parading around with meaningless and worthless entities and orgernizations.


If you need to see tge1 real zombie, just look in the mirror.
Yet you spend your time and data to get wind of his movements? The message he preaches about democracy, how does it concern a private organization? I hope This hate of yours will lead to your dreams in life because it will be shameful carrying it about and make no gain from it.

And who disgraced Jona? You? Who are you? Transparency International are saying one thing and you're saying another, where are your qualifications to rank corruption index? Where are the journal leading to your conclusions other than the one-liners you post here and there? You're just carrying traditional shekpe joint gossip about like a job seeker's CV. Don't face your current challenges.
PoliticsRe: I Am A Yoruba And A Sai Babarian by DesChyko: 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
Have your registered for the N Power stuff?? It'll keep you busy at least.
CrimeRe: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 1:19pm On Jun 12, 2016
ceejay80s:
U must check names today o, if u no go check am , I go help u
Lol.. grin
CrimeRe: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 8:30am On Jun 12, 2016
Kondomatic:
Not necessary, the girl is a minor so my old man is guilty.
Yes. For the man, it's a one way traffic. But if indeed the girl is like he explained, that is a potential home wreck.
BusinessRe: Hilarious:whenever I See This Quote I Laugh (photo) by DesChyko: 7:40am On Jun 12, 2016
Must you go to school?
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Threatens To Pull Out Of CAN by DesChyko: 7:39am On Jun 12, 2016
Why are they in CAN in the first place?
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe's Bride Arrived In A Balloon For The Reception by DesChyko: 7:38am On Jun 12, 2016
May their marriage last. Shikena.
CrimeRe: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 7:31am On Jun 12, 2016
Forget it, I'm not checking names today. No matter how much you tempt me. angry

Put them together, interrogate them. Use lie detectors, repeat questions for consistency, body and facial languages to know who is lying. Then give us a concise report. Obviously, the police don't know the truth and it's bad to pass on the confusion that they should solve to the media undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Some Funny Nigeria Abbreviations. by DesChyko: 7:28am On Jun 12, 2016
IBADAN - Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night grin
Lol.. Yesteryears
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Are Criticized. by DesChyko: 7:27am On Jun 12, 2016
Nigerian men have massive egos. Not easy to step on it and escape unscathed.
EducationRe: UNIBEN Block Student’s Graduation For 3 Years, Say ‘too Busy’ To Compile Records by DesChyko: 7:14am On Jun 12, 2016
I was a victim of this. He's lucky his was just 3 years. I just didn't wait around for them. It was the Students' Affairs unit that eventually called me on phone to finalise matters.
PhonesRe: Facebook To Delete Your Synced Photos By July 7th - See Why by DesChyko: 7:12am On Jun 12, 2016
How does that affect my Opera mini browser? huh
FamilyRe: Kissing A Baby On The Ear Can Cause Deafness by DesChyko: 7:10am On Jun 12, 2016
Seeking recognition tinz
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 7:07am On Jun 12, 2016
A party in power still have them and their supporters playing opposition while the country is in turmoil. Whom are they opposing? A nobody? Even if they successfully jail the opposition leaders, they will still take the blame for doing nothing while the country runs aground. The common man understands the difference between comfort and suffering, all these charades impresses no one. The likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and others didn't clear their names before parading about in one political appointment or the other. Even Buhari didn't clear his certificate saga, the basic requirement for contesting, before assuming the Presidential role, and you think you have a point? Abegi
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 6:59am On Jun 12, 2016
Since he had no reservations to use the term 'Wailing Wailers', I will not hesitate to return the favour.

Zombies should get a grip on reality and stop grasping nonexistent braces like a desperate drowning man. Jonathan goes about giving lectures; yeah. The countries that invited him for these are much better and comfortable than our economy and they fail to see him like Zombies do, why do you find it difficult to live with that? These countries are far wiser than Nigeria and your hate will not stop them from learning what they should from whom they perceive to be a wonderful example.
RomanceRe: Oloshi Celebrates Her Birthday With P*ssy And Joystick Cake (pic) by DesChyko: 6:49am On Jun 12, 2016
These may not be Nigerians. It also doesn't translate to them being prostitutes, especially with no links.
RomanceRe: Is She Worth 50k ? (pics) by DesChyko: 6:47am On Jun 12, 2016
Our ladies of today have made a habit of configuring their legs to look alien. I don't know how this started but it is everywhere.

But OP, that was a private conversation and you've exposed this lady. It may have been that she is not a professional and was just trying to take him for a deceitful ride or teach him to be wiser and not make obscene requests.

Well, it is said that it is not everyone that eats palm kernel goes about with a stone hanging from their necks. But you should have kept it quiet.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by DesChyko: 6:42am On Jun 12, 2016
The reason is just one. That is preference to obey the flesh than to live in the spirit. Anything like tiredness, work to do, no light to iron clothes, e.t.c., are nothing but excuses. You can deceive others, but not yourself. It is when we have problems that our brains return to default settings.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Have No Respect For Lalasticlala by DesChyko: 12:10am On Jun 12, 2016
He's just a username. The difference between him and anyone else is letters combination.
ComputersRe: Plsss Help !!! On My Laptop Problem by DesChyko: 12:04am On Jun 12, 2016
Switch it on again. Probably take out the battery and replace it.
RomanceRe: Why The Miss Nairaland Competition Should Not Hold NOW!! Screenshots by DesChyko: 12:01am On Jun 12, 2016
I honestly feel this is crap. Felt that way since its inception. *exits*
Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Signs Ever(Pics) by DesChyko: 5:43pm On Jun 11, 2016
Lol
Technology MarketRe: (GOTTEN!!!) I Need Clean Elitebook I5, 4gb,500gb 15.6" by DesChyko: 5:38pm On Jun 11, 2016
Drop your price estimate, let's work from there.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Promises To Take Care Of Baby Born With Exposed Heart by DesChyko: 9:02am On Jun 11, 2016
Good luck to the both of you.

Although one must be direct here. The chances of success in a surgery of this magnitude is slim. Time is of the essence. The chances dwindle the longer the baby is left with the heart exposed.

How I feel being unable to act in silence..


Baba God.. No need to wait for my call.. People wey dey call too much.. God Abeg, reply my SMS.
EventsRe: Dion Osagie's Traditional Wedding In Benin - Photos by DesChyko: 7:18pm On Jun 10, 2016
Ishilove:
It looks like kolanut undecided
My points exactly..
EventsRe: Dion Osagie's Traditional Wedding In Benin - Photos by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Jun 10, 2016
To the males over eighteen in the house..

Doesn't this look familiar or similar or something (check arrow)??

gringringrin

FamilyRe: Mothers Would You Allow Another Mum Nurse Your Child? by DesChyko: 8:59am On Jun 08, 2016
I think several factors work against this notion. Firstly, when a woman gets pregnant, her breasts fill up gradually before child birth and remains so until the child is weaned. This breast milk is easier fed to the baby as using breast pump is quite painful. Secondly, the body hormones also work to repel the choice of wanting to relinquish the task of breast feeding your child. Finally, I doubt any society which one is embedded in will give any courage to do such.

BUT in case of intense sickness or adoption, there's little option left. And some ladies are so figure-sensitive that they might actually live with the negatives than breastfeed their kid.
PoliticsRe: South-South Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped To Stop Pipeline Attacks by DesChyko: 8:42am On Jun 08, 2016
Wildrage:
One of the worst things to ever happen to us as a nation is the emergence of mercenary Journalism. Whilst medium like Sahara reporters can serve some good purpose sometimes and some positives may come out of their guerrilla warfare journalistic adventure, the evil they represents majorly may sound d death knell on our corporate existence

Only an incurable fool would not realise this another heap of trash , a hatchet job to tarnish the image of the Ss gov and prejudice the mind of the public against those standing trial from that region. It's been the same tactics since the inception of this administration, blackmail everyone or institution that refused to be intimidated or compromised. Election tribunal judges were either compromised or intimidated to overturn the electoral choices of the people of the Ss, when the supreme court decided to be objective and adhere to the strict interpretation of electoral laws as was done in cases of electoral disputes of Lagos and other APC controlled states , they resorted to blackmail through Sahara reporters and other cheap and irresponsible online media. No one standing trial today can be sure of fair trial, any judge who rule against d govt must have stories of bribery cooked against him and since judges cannot respond to such allegations, the silence is taken by the public as admission of guilt

Sahara reporter should know that lives of millions of Nigerians depend on the peaceful resolution of this needless crisis, polluting the path to a peaceful resolution through baseless allegations can only prolong the sufferings of Nigerians. To allege without proof that the Ss gov were sponsors of the avengers is most irresponsible and callous. We know Tinubu wants Kachikwu out but this is a very inhuman way of damaging the stellar Career of a very brilliant professional, why would the man side with looters?
This is a most brilliant submission, I must say. I had it in mind to say something similar, but for so long, some people have allowed themselves to be misled by this unabashed disgusting journalism in spite of evidence of biasedness on their part. I once compiled ten cases of their repulsive reporting to suit their selfish aims and mislead the public but that thread never saw daylight : www.nairaland.com/2151013/factual-fiction-called-sahara-reporters .. I leave them to their choices. Nairaland owe her followers the right to the truth in spite of her political choices.

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