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Crime › Re: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 1:19pm On Jun 12, 2016
ceejay80s:
U must check names today o, if u no go check am , I go help u
Lol.. grin
Crime › Re: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 8:30am On Jun 12, 2016
Kondomatic:
Not necessary, the girl is a minor so my old man is guilty.
Yes. For the man, it's a one way traffic. But if indeed the girl is like he explained, that is a potential home wreck.
Business › Re: Hilarious:whenever I See This Quote I Laugh (photo) by DesChyko: 7:40am On Jun 12, 2016
Must you go to school?
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Threatens To Pull Out Of CAN by DesChyko: 7:39am On Jun 12, 2016
Why are they in CAN in the first place?
Celebrities › Re: Noble Igwe's Bride Arrived In A Balloon For The Reception by DesChyko: 7:38am On Jun 12, 2016
May their marriage last. Shikena.
Crime › Re: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by DesChyko: 7:31am On Jun 12, 2016
Forget it, I'm not checking names today. No matter how much you tempt me. angry

Put them together, interrogate them. Use lie detectors, repeat questions for consistency, body and facial languages to know who is lying. Then give us a concise report. Obviously, the police don't know the truth and it's bad to pass on the confusion that they should solve to the media undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Nigeria Abbreviations. by DesChyko: 7:28am On Jun 12, 2016
IBADAN - Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night grin
Lol.. Yesteryears
Nairaland General › Re: When You Are Criticized. by DesChyko: 7:27am On Jun 12, 2016
Nigerian men have massive egos. Not easy to step on it and escape unscathed.
Education › Re: UNIBEN Block Student’s Graduation For 3 Years, Say ‘too Busy’ To Compile Records by DesChyko: 7:14am On Jun 12, 2016
I was a victim of this. He's lucky his was just 3 years. I just didn't wait around for them. It was the Students' Affairs unit that eventually called me on phone to finalise matters.
Phones › Re: Facebook To Delete Your Synced Photos By July 7th - See Why by DesChyko: 7:12am On Jun 12, 2016
How does that affect my Opera mini browser? huh
Family › Re: Kissing A Baby On The Ear Can Cause Deafness by DesChyko: 7:10am On Jun 12, 2016
Seeking recognition tinz
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 7:07am On Jun 12, 2016
A party in power still have them and their supporters playing opposition while the country is in turmoil. Whom are they opposing? A nobody? Even if they successfully jail the opposition leaders, they will still take the blame for doing nothing while the country runs aground. The common man understands the difference between comfort and suffering, all these charades impresses no one. The likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and others didn't clear their names before parading about in one political appointment or the other. Even Buhari didn't clear his certificate saga, the basic requirement for contesting, before assuming the Presidential role, and you think you have a point? Abegi
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan and Corruption - Femi Orebe by DesChyko: 6:59am On Jun 12, 2016
Since he had no reservations to use the term 'Wailing Wailers', I will not hesitate to return the favour.

Zombies should get a grip on reality and stop grasping nonexistent braces like a desperate drowning man. Jonathan goes about giving lectures; yeah. The countries that invited him for these are much better and comfortable than our economy and they fail to see him like Zombies do, why do you find it difficult to live with that? These countries are far wiser than Nigeria and your hate will not stop them from learning what they should from whom they perceive to be a wonderful example.
Romance › Re: Oloshi Celebrates Her Birthday With P*ssy And Joystick Cake (pic) by DesChyko: 6:49am On Jun 12, 2016
These may not be Nigerians. It also doesn't translate to them being prostitutes, especially with no links.
Romance › Re: Is She Worth 50k ? (pics) by DesChyko: 6:47am On Jun 12, 2016
Our ladies of today have made a habit of configuring their legs to look alien. I don't know how this started but it is everywhere.

But OP, that was a private conversation and you've exposed this lady. It may have been that she is not a professional and was just trying to take him for a deceitful ride or teach him to be wiser and not make obscene requests.

Well, it is said that it is not everyone that eats palm kernel goes about with a stone hanging from their necks. But you should have kept it quiet.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by DesChyko: 6:42am On Jun 12, 2016
The reason is just one. That is preference to obey the flesh than to live in the spirit. Anything like tiredness, work to do, no light to iron clothes, e.t.c., are nothing but excuses. You can deceive others, but not yourself. It is when we have problems that our brains return to default settings.
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Have No Respect For Lalasticlala by DesChyko: 12:10am On Jun 12, 2016
He's just a username. The difference between him and anyone else is letters combination.
Computers › Re: Plsss Help !!! On My Laptop Problem by DesChyko: 12:04am On Jun 12, 2016
Switch it on again. Probably take out the battery and replace it.
Romance › Re: Why The Miss Nairaland Competition Should Not Hold NOW!! Screenshots by DesChyko: 12:01am On Jun 12, 2016
I honestly feel this is crap. Felt that way since its inception. *exits*
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Signs Ever(Pics) by DesChyko: 5:43pm On Jun 11, 2016
Lol
Technology Market › Re: (GOTTEN!!!) I Need Clean Elitebook I5, 4gb,500gb 15.6" by DesChyko: 5:38pm On Jun 11, 2016
Drop your price estimate, let's work from there.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Promises To Take Care Of Baby Born With Exposed Heart by DesChyko: 9:02am On Jun 11, 2016
Good luck to the both of you.

Although one must be direct here. The chances of success in a surgery of this magnitude is slim. Time is of the essence. The chances dwindle the longer the baby is left with the heart exposed.

How I feel being unable to act in silence..


Baba God.. No need to wait for my call.. People wey dey call too much.. God Abeg, reply my SMS.
Events › Re: Dion Osagie's Traditional Wedding In Benin - Photos by DesChyko: 7:18pm On Jun 10, 2016
Ishilove:
It looks like kolanut undecided
My points exactly..
Events › Re: Dion Osagie's Traditional Wedding In Benin - Photos by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Jun 10, 2016
To the males over eighteen in the house..

Doesn't this look familiar or similar or something (check arrow)??

gringringrin

Family › Re: Mothers Would You Allow Another Mum Nurse Your Child? by DesChyko: 8:59am On Jun 08, 2016
I think several factors work against this notion. Firstly, when a woman gets pregnant, her breasts fill up gradually before child birth and remains so until the child is weaned. This breast milk is easier fed to the baby as using breast pump is quite painful. Secondly, the body hormones also work to repel the choice of wanting to relinquish the task of breast feeding your child. Finally, I doubt any society which one is embedded in will give any courage to do such.

BUT in case of intense sickness or adoption, there's little option left. And some ladies are so figure-sensitive that they might actually live with the negatives than breastfeed their kid.
Politics › Re: South-South Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped To Stop Pipeline Attacks by DesChyko: 8:42am On Jun 08, 2016
Wildrage:
One of the worst things to ever happen to us as a nation is the emergence of mercenary Journalism. Whilst medium like Sahara reporters can serve some good purpose sometimes and some positives may come out of their guerrilla warfare journalistic adventure, the evil they represents majorly may sound d death knell on our corporate existence

Only an incurable fool would not realise this another heap of trash , a hatchet job to tarnish the image of the Ss gov and prejudice the mind of the public against those standing trial from that region. It's been the same tactics since the inception of this administration, blackmail everyone or institution that refused to be intimidated or compromised. Election tribunal judges were either compromised or intimidated to overturn the electoral choices of the people of the Ss, when the supreme court decided to be objective and adhere to the strict interpretation of electoral laws as was done in cases of electoral disputes of Lagos and other APC controlled states , they resorted to blackmail through Sahara reporters and other cheap and irresponsible online media. No one standing trial today can be sure of fair trial, any judge who rule against d govt must have stories of bribery cooked against him and since judges cannot respond to such allegations, the silence is taken by the public as admission of guilt

Sahara reporter should know that lives of millions of Nigerians depend on the peaceful resolution of this needless crisis, polluting the path to a peaceful resolution through baseless allegations can only prolong the sufferings of Nigerians. To allege without proof that the Ss gov were sponsors of the avengers is most irresponsible and callous. We know Tinubu wants Kachikwu out but this is a very inhuman way of damaging the stellar Career of a very brilliant professional, why would the man side with looters?
This is a most brilliant submission, I must say. I had it in mind to say something similar, but for so long, some people have allowed themselves to be misled by this unabashed disgusting journalism in spite of evidence of biasedness on their part. I once compiled ten cases of their repulsive reporting to suit their selfish aims and mislead the public but that thread never saw daylight : www.nairaland.com/2151013/factual-fiction-called-sahara-reporters .. I leave them to their choices. Nairaland owe her followers the right to the truth in spite of her political choices.
Nairaland General › Re: You Lied,anioma Is Igbo &part Of Biafra,t/ruler Of Ukwuani Tells Gov. Okowa by DesChyko: 8:16am On Jun 08, 2016
Many parts of Delta are Igbos. You can hear yourself when they speak; that's if you're Igbo. Slight differences in the words, but recognisable all the same

But I don't know how to react to telling him to remain mute. It's like appreciating the Northern leaders who remain mute over BH and Islamic extremists killings probably because they support and revel in it?
Politics › Re: Shocker! - Fayose Address To The Nation (screenshot Pix) by DesChyko: 8:13am On Jun 08, 2016
Come 2019, the SouthEast will still stand by their candidate, or not vote at all instead of towing the path of Zombism. All these hating works in a motivational way in the average Igbo. That's why your paymasters will most likely make a martyr out of Nnamdi Kalu without them realising it #ZombiesAllTheWay smiley
Crime › Re: Bank Robbery: I Was Appointed Special Assistant Before My Arrest-suspect by DesChyko: 8:07am On Jun 08, 2016
Hmmm..
Politics › Re: Yobe: Boko Haram Attacks Kanamma by DesChyko: 7:51am On Jun 08, 2016
*comment censored*
Education › Re: As An Undergraduate How Much Do You Receive From Your Parents Monthly? by DesChyko: 7:49am On Jun 08, 2016
My answer would be inappropriate because of inflation.
Phones › Re: Do Powerbanks Damage Phone Batteries? by DesChyko: 7:32am On Jun 08, 2016
tscoff:
No, they don't
Okay.

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