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searchiing4love:
Don't be silly guy. E no funny

No vex ni

searchiing4love:
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Na by force to comment

Cafe Attendant.. Not all of us have easy access to internet

Don't quote me again until naijainfogalery responds!

Meanwhile, which network you dey use?

Don't quote me

Now, what do I make of this? Perhaps, life is much better off being simple

They're just being customer_friendly. Also, the commendations which we can't see must be the reason for the tweet from GTB.

Besides, he was just told to apply. That isn't a job guarantee. Hell, they don't need to tell anyone even before they apply

New Wife

SMH.. And on Nairaland frontpage, you will see 2, 648, 552 topics, not knowing that this useless one is even counted as one topic

Chief, you just tell her what you want and listen to her reaction. It may be tiredness or shyness. This sex issue between couples doesn't automatically become activated with marriage. Most times, there need to discuss how it should be before it becomes comfortable grounds. You may be surprised to find out she loves the 'sleep attack'.. Hehehe

Meanwhile, don't be so quick to suspect your partner of infidelity, please. The devil capitalises so much on this doubt to create reasons for you to suspect and act, even when there is none. God help us all

Now she's 'Husband Killer'. One must be very careful in this life. It's so easy to destroy what one built.

This is a double-edged sword.
First, they should have the profile of their student. If they enquired and she indicated her disabilities, then they should by all means, seek redress to her plight.
If on the other hand, they didn't and she didn't make it known either, I don't think the institution parades herself as one for the 'challenged. She should save her money.

Although some of them are quite obscene, my apologies, you just have to appreciate the pun and beauty of these hilarious proverbs

(1)Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth,
(2) War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
(3) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
(4) Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
(5) Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
(6) Foolish man gives wife piano, wise man give wife upright organ
(7) Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
( It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
(9) Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
(10) Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
(11) Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
(12) Man who fart in church sits in own pew.
(13) Crowed elevator smells different to dwarves.
(14) Man who go to bed with itchy finger wakes up with stinky hand.

1. Where is your institution?

2. What is your field of study?

That will help us know if we can be of academic relevance to you. Also, if your institution is a corrupt one that needs cash bribes to upward your ministry to the 'A' class.

They all do it; PDP or APC. They claim projects they know nothing about due to the lack of achievements in their reign.

Probably he convinced them to put it in place? Or improve their output? More detail is needed.

Choi.. The hustle is real. The devil is cruel. See how he lifted them high so their fall would be heavy.
That is somebody's 2 plots of lands at New Owerri you guys stole.

Faced an identical issue.
What I did was I started holding lessons for them from 3pm-5pm. But what we were reading was a picture book for young readers 'Tom Sawyer', a book by Mark Twain. I had access to about 10 copies. From there, we graduated to Junior Literatures; learning 3-letter, 4-letter, 5-letter and 6-letter words all along.

It's a gradual process and don't expect perfection till the end of your service year. Just ensure the lessons continue, maybe by other concerned fellows. One day, what you started will bear fruits.

Telling our parents 'Limme jor'

Even if you were metres away, you will learn three lessons from the #Shaolin Palm that will bless your face.

1. Your parents don't need witches broom to fly to your position.

2. You don't need cutlery before you chop slap.

3. You will encounter what we call 'Manual Reset' or 'Default Settings' slap. After you chop am, you go ask 'Wetin I do?'

DONSMITH123:
guilty

Lol.. Those people sabi forge news, bros

Sahara Reporters, Guilty or not Guilty?

jmichlins:
It shall never be like this for me. I know all fingers are not equal but i will be the taller finger. Amen

Good prayer, but however you look at it, you must be subject to someone.

Pay up, Bros

No arguing with the mother.

Except you want Karma to visit your 'private parts'.. Lol.

But than man, Jonah.. I like him.

Not that he performed so wonderfully well in office, No.

I like him because he isn't in a hurry to speak, or make promises, or do just about anything rash. It's better to be careful, lest you be held at ransome tomorrow.

True, but not realistic.

Hmmm.. Good to be free..

This is really cruel.
Really, GEJ messed up. Even if he wasn't aware of the embezzlement, it happened under his watch! How can such funds be zooming away while the country wallowed. And now, we're hit with economic plunge with such funds, well-appropriated, would have helped massively.

He's answerable for this crime. Meanwhile, the current administration should make do with what we have. It is only a man tired of pounding yam that spends time looking for a fowl to chase away

Aufbauh:
The Wailing Wailers are of course the most disgraceful, colourfully shameless and with zilch credibility. The reason being that, everything they criticize today, they once cheered and supported. Their only anger with anything today is that Goodluck Jonathan is no longer president...

Nah, you are very wrong, Mister. It would appear you appeared in Nigeria this year. Prior to the elections, GEJ was underfire from all and sundry. The support he's having now stems from having to choose between him and GMB, as well as his decision to accept defeat early enough before chaos broke out, something GMB would never have done. Before then, GEJ was fired on all fronts for the same rubbish that's repeating itself all over like a jinxed deja vu, only with perplexing intensity.
While you simply dismiss every misdemeanour of the government as a score against the Wailing Wailers, you're making yourself, a 'political halleluyah-boy', which isn't such a bad thing, considering that we will both share the dividends of whatever turns out from now till 2019, Wailer or Halleluyah-boy.

pedel:
What have you achieved in your lifetime? Just asking.

It's not your business.
He's not even your village chief, nor is he responsible for your upkeep in any way. Hence, inquiring after such should be on a personal level, which you currently are not privy to.

On the other hand, PMB is answerable to his utterances. Hell, if you blindly shield a President from his responsibility, what then prevents him from seeing it as a cheap avenue to enrich himself?

Well, if it were easy for the war of corruption to be fought and won, no doubt it'ld have happened before PMB's time. But others have found it so tough and inciting that they abandoned it and 'joined them' since they couldn't beat them. So, when we see a willing soul, we should lend our support and hope it turns out good.
That being said, the aspect I'm very much concerned with is that the President is being quite offhand in his dealings. From associating himself with odd elements of the society to win elections, to making unrealistic promises during the campaign, up to spending over a quarter of his tenure outside the country, he is repeating the very style of governance we've seen at one point or the other since 1999. And he's also doing so in a manner reminiscent of the junta era.
Perhaps, he should have been decent enough to let us understand he is no different from others because what was touted to be #Change looks like #Revert

Nevertheless, the connection was made and all concerned parties should take note.

Although you are setting the record straight, it sure appears like you're pleading.

While this has its advantages, the cities of the country are bound to problematic and where there are violent persons, it'll take more than a stun gun or unusual machoism to stop them.

Even if there was a rerun, the outcome would be no different; just a waste of funds that aren't available.

Perhaps, that is why ex-President Jonathan would always be a hero.

Udo diri ndi Imo n'ile no na Nijiria gburu gburu. Ka anyi nuliba. Nwa afo Mbaise.. Anyi anaghi agba uja