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Is this for real?

Photo Effects..
#UnimpressiveArtistry

I see Sahara Reporters are keen to drive this news till the very end??
#fingers crossed in disbelief#

In essence, it was a futile visit as regards security challenges?
Not saying Presido shouldn't have fun.
He just didn't include it in his campaign promises that we'll be seeing a replay of Jona's regime.

Cowleg
PhockPhockMan
Mogidi
Which kain moniker be that one sef

If you hear the monthly budget for these dogs; food and treatments only, you go look the guy eyeball to eyeball for like ten minutes to confirm whether he dey serious about the figure wey just comot from his mouth.

PassingShot:
..He's non-existent on Twitter, not influential on Facebook, not known in the blogging arena and he does not have a column in any of the national dailies. In fact, he is nobody when it comes to political analysis in Nigeria's political landscape...

And you are?

Perhaps he should talk less and do more.
We had enough from PEJ last tenure.

One is for the Cameras while the other is a Welcome/Goodbye handshake.

Who is a 'tanoid'?

Oluwaplumpie:
I'm struggling to understand u.

Sorry about the quite cryptic remark but a 'Seadog' confraternity making a big show by publishing a letter distancing themselves from undergraduates, and then went ahead to begin such formal letter with 'Dear Sir' doesn't say much about how particular they really are.

XYZ

Well, I learnt women do not necessarily need sex before feeling gratified. A simple show of wanting them satisfies them in some case. Also, the sexual libido is men is much more higher than that of women. So they feel less inclined to have sex at every turn without a sense of duty.

If you made a mistake, the best step would be to apologize regardless of your boss' action.
That he is unprofessional and uncouth doesn't mean you'll be least inclined to make the same error.

Okijajuju1:
It's one thing to point out an error for the purpose of making fun, it's another to point out an error for the purpose of correction and teaching.

Which are you on?

None of which you mentioned, sorry.

And the open salutation of your formal letter began with 'Dear Sir'.
Wasn't hunting for errors but that secondary level mistake stood out.
#GraduatesTho'

INTROVERT:
He is one of the few people with true brains at digging up evidence to back up what he says on NL.
..

Actually, only those who act that way deserve recognitions.
I look at those who don't thread identical paths as social misfits and intellectually weak.

BB013:
Yes I feel relieved to some extent
Learn to reason well next time

Good. A patriotic citizen looks out for the progress in life of the citizenry first, before any other thing.
I am happy that you're achieving your life's dream by insulting me. At least you're fulfilling your destiny.
Feel free to do so anytime you feel frustrated with life. Don't forget the username.

BB013:
...

As you have successfully insulted me, I hope you now feel accomplished in life?

Na only wattmeter e dey power?
Abi e reach our houses so?

IdiAmin1:
Hey bro, I don't care about the government. I believe one can render some palliative help until government remembers them.

I'm sure if I start what's in mind right now, some others will join in alleviating their sufferings.

Please share more light on the people's attitude. Is it safe to help them?

It is safe, like they're not primarily violence-oriented, at least, without provocation.
Being cut-off from the rest of Delta, and Nigeria, you may add, they are warm and receptive to people from civilization who can manage to identify with them, despite the inconveniences.
I can't mention the exact community I'm in, but all of them along the Niger suffer the same fate.
Their only gain from the government are the solar powered lights. No electric pole, not to speak of electricity despite having a gas turbine plant around for many years

IdiAmin1:
Please how can one get the actual location of the place?

Can one possibly get clean water in that area if a borehole is dug? Any land surveyor in the house please?

I couldn't watch those pics of kids and the elderly living in that manner, anyone with more info on how to reach them, please help.

As in ehn.
During my time there, I sought to call government attention and run all sorts of campaign to expose their plight, but I was warned by a close friend to be careful of the people getting these allocations. He said they won't tolerate such exposure of their misdemeanours and that I had better thought out my safety first. I had to rethink and reschedule my act for next year. Now, I'm just collating data and learning their system more
Their problem is the political structure.

Don't let the heavy allocations or towns like Asaba, Warri and co. fool you, Delta State has been run aground by greed and corruption.
It is a curse to be called an 'oil community'. Most of Delta communities are surrounded by creeks and water. I can mention over 40 huge communities that equals Asaba in land mass like that. The kind of underdevelopment that hits these places are so heartbreaking.
They labour from dusk to dawn, paddling, fishing or farming, cut off from civilization by expensive boat and road transport fares. Their children either run away from the cage or settle there to become young husbands and wives, to raise more kids for the hustle of survival while erosion eats their mud houses and few concrete buildings as they move further inland. The younger ones are neglected and allowed to run wild while their parents toil away, their future not assured beyond SSCE (forget JAMB), that's if at all they complete secondary school before getting married off.
It's better you travel inland and see with your own eyes. Ignore those town boys who doesn't even know the boundaries of their own hometown. I hope Gov. Okowa has a better plan for their futures.

krazydave:
*cleans tears*
and I've been playing street soccer all my life....

Buhahahahaha..
Don't give up yet.
Oluwa wa

ONYX5:
this smell go soon kill you ediot

Lwkmd..
My first real Nairaland laugh in almost 3 months.. Lol

#vex

Sirjohn84:
BROTHER I NU KNOW O.BUT LIGHT IMPROVE O.THERE IS LIGHT NOW SELF AS I AM TALKING TO YOU.IF NAW LIE CUM SEE FOR YOURSELF

Okay.

Sirjohn84:
IN MY AREA #ARO ROAD,UGHELLI,DELTA STATE..POWER HAS IMPROVE GREATLY..SO PMB TRY 4DAT AREA..D ODA POINTS MAKE I KEEP MUTE FOR NOW

Wetin he do wey make power improve in the past 44 days?

Whatever they want to do with the country, let them do.
I supported my candidate and he lost and I've moved on with my life like I would have done anyways.
Y'all had best done the same.

Congratulations to all Comrades especially Delta Kopas!
All the way from Ndokwa East, I dey hail.
Corpers Wiii!
#Good2Go

Send a letter stating your intents across and treat yourself in confinement.

Was that ever in question?
Sahara Reporters and their bullshit

premConcept:
the world switched from analogue to digital on the 17th, it means you won't be able to watch your local tv stations again without a set box(decoder). Nigeria failed to meet this deadline because so many Nigerians still don't have access to this boxes...the government is trying though with startimes stuffs. But we are not the only one in the region that couldn't switch over, the new date is now 2017. Kapishe?







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Capisce. Yes Sir.
Thank you for that enlightenment