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Events / Re: Couple Wed: No Wedding Gown, No Cake, Rice, Wine, Chicken, Soft Drinks (Photo) by designVATExcel: 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2017
Yes oh, according to my mum, nowadays you don't cut your coat according to your size you cut it according to the material oh. .. your size fit b above your budget.

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Crime / Re: Items Recovered From Don Wanny's Mansion In Rivers State (Photos) by designVATExcel: 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2017
Hmmm, nawa o.

Customs, though are trying, need to do more. The rate at which weapons and substandard items are being smuggled in eh.

Its really unfortunate.

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Health / Re: "I Don't Know What It's Like To Walk But I Know How To Live"; Disabled Lady. PIC by designVATExcel: 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2017
Much respect. Reminds me Sam Bern, I cried watching his interview.
Seeing so much happiness despite his medical condition.

Happiness is truly a state of mind.
Romance / Re: "Nigerian Girls And Prostitution In Italy, Are You Not Ashamed?"- Akpoka Desmond by designVATExcel: 11:02am On Nov 20, 2017
Actually I doubt we are.
It's unfortunate but many European countries have illegal migrants from all over.

The Libyan slave trade case of late is another example.
Unfortunate anyways.

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Romance / Re: One Main Reason Why Many Will Remain Single For A Very Long Time. by designVATExcel: 11:30pm On Nov 19, 2017
On point.

We all know the saying "when the preferable is not available the available becomes preferable." It simple logic really, wonder why folks don't apply it.

It's like when applying for admission, most times our first choice institution either gives you an alternative program or no admission at all. If your application gets rejected twice in a row, it's wisdom to either consider the alternative program offered or try another school.

The same principle works with relationships, we all have what we want, and what we get, most times there are not the same. But we should make due and the best of it anyways.

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Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Admires His Wife Ifeoma's Backside At Banky W, Adesua Etomi's Wedding by designVATExcel: 5:37pm On Nov 19, 2017
Nice. Na your property, you have every right.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities At Banky W And Adesua Etomi's Traditional Wedding (Photos) by designVATExcel: 4:45pm On Nov 19, 2017
If not that it's probably strictly by invitation.
This would have been a great spot for single gals to catch big fishes oh

Who's the guy in green though,? looks like a boss.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Adetiba Rocks Agbada For Banky W And Adesua Etomi's Wedding (Photos) by designVATExcel: 4:41pm On Nov 19, 2017
I love this.
This wedding is really helping tailors oh. I don see like 2 styles I go sow(for both sexes, my future partner and i).

Ebuka own too join.
Keep it coming.

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W And His 40 Groomsmen Rock Agbada For His Traditional Wedding (Photos) by designVATExcel: 4:07pm On Nov 19, 2017
40 Chineke?

Congrats, to wed no easy.
Ebuka's native na die, really wow.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares Picture With Timaya by designVATExcel: 3:51pm On Nov 19, 2017
Me thinks it's against the law to wear the military uniform??
Politics / Re: Jonathan's 60th Birthday: Buhari Sends Felicitation Message by designVATExcel: 3:50pm On Nov 19, 2017
Mr. Jonathan is actually young.

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Romance / Re: Check Out Adesua Etomi's Bridesmaids Squad by designVATExcel: 3:49pm On Nov 19, 2017
Simple girl, simple friends
Events / Re: Little Boy Photobombs Couple's Traditional Wedding Picture, Disrupts It by designVATExcel: 8:30am On Nov 19, 2017
I actually love it. It's unique
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Likens P'Square To Beans And Plantain As He Celebrates Their Birthday by designVATExcel: 7:42am On Nov 19, 2017
pressplay411:


You remind me of Joey from Friends sitcom. O slow bi omo Norway. grin

Lol you are a goat. I actually love Joey and Phoebe, the 2 funniest and stupidest.
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Polling Unit Results Show Obiano Has Won – APGA Chairman, Oye by designVATExcel: 10:53pm On Nov 18, 2017
Congrats. Though we should wait for the official declaration from INEC Na.

This is not America that its the news agencies that declare winners oh.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Pictured With Salawa Abeni by designVATExcel: 9:42pm On Nov 18, 2017
Don't actually know her but the name rings a bell.

Before using Google can any Nairalander tell me who she is, I know she's someone important.

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Likens P'Square To Beans And Plantain As He Celebrates Their Birthday by designVATExcel: 9:36pm On Nov 18, 2017
Well written, I love the analogy.
Though find it strange that a restaurant will serve Pounded Yam & egusi independently & be stringent on it.

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Politics / Re: Obiano Likely To Decamp To APC If He Wins & After Swearing In - Aye Dee by designVATExcel: 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2017
I hope not.

Please politicians STOP cross carpeting.

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Politics / Re: Anambra 2017 Governorship Election Monitoring And Live Updates by designVATExcel: 3:16pm On Nov 18, 2017
Let's do our own naija bet na.
Who do y'all think will win?

I think it's fair to say the race is between Mr. Obiano & Mr. Obaze right?
Events / Re: Odufuye Triplets: Adetomi, Remi And Kunmi 40th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by designVATExcel: 9:48am On Nov 17, 2017
I want twins oh; preferably a boy & girl.
That would be awesome.

All children are equal but some children are more equal than others. #twins

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Business / Re: Igede Lady Removes Shoes To Enter ATM Cubicle (Photo) by designVATExcel: 8:56am On Nov 17, 2017
Nods head.

It's clear she's ignorant, probably a first timer.
Instead of you to orient her, you're busy publicising her ignorance. Tsk tsk.

We were all ignorant at some point. Nobody comes to the world knowing anything.
Career / Re: 3 Key Uses Of Microsoft Excel At Work by designVATExcel: 8:40am On Nov 17, 2017
eodavids:


MY REPLY:

1) Tracking Product Sales (Revenue)
2) Tracking Inventory (if you sell physical goods)

Oh okay, we already have a template that meets that. View template below. If this meets your needs provide your email address & the template will be sent free. It also creates invoices & a database to store customer information.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZRUv1UY61U
Celebrities / Re: Mary Timms Dazzles In Creative African Photos by designVATExcel: 7:57am On Nov 17, 2017
Creative sha

I love the Kanuri (I think that's what it's called) one, with the small Calabash, its sexy.

Wives if you can dress this sexy for your man daily. Your marriage go sweet. #SayNoToIndiscriminateTyingOfWrapper

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Career / Re: 3 Key Uses Of Microsoft Excel At Work by designVATExcel: 7:55am On Nov 17, 2017
eodavids:


Thank you for this timely piece.

Iam familiar with 'word' but not with Excel. I had never paid serious attention to Microsoft Excel, until now that I have business-related tabular work to be performing.

Pls, can you guide me on how I can colonize Microsoft Excel and perform the functions?

You're very welcome.
Microsoft Excel is very broad and no individual can master all the functions.
Here's what I advise most Startups & SMEs.
Identify what you need Excel for, could be:
1) Tracking Product Sales (Revenue)
2) Tracking Inventory (if you sell physical goods)
3) Income / Expense tracking
4) Budgeting
5) Petty Cash Management
6) Customer / vendor / supplier Database (storing contact & other info),
Etc etc etc
Then with this we can provide a customized tutorial video and sample Excel Spreadsheet to solve that need. The video will teach you the functions related to that area and the spreadsheet will perform the task.

This way you save time & are more productive.
As a Nairalander let me know which areas and I'll freely create the video & spreadsheet.
Family / Re: My Friend Is Sleeping With His 13-Year-Old Daughter by designVATExcel: 3:46am On Nov 17, 2017
Gulderbottle85:




We will confront him today

Why not contact the mother. Someone will need to take care of her.

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Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi: Things You Don't Know About Davido's Newly Signed Artiste by designVATExcel: 6:38pm On Nov 16, 2017
Hmm. Interesting, love his business mindset though.
Celebrities / Re: Keela Harrison, Yvonne Nelson’s Baby Daddy, Jamie Roberts Estranged Wife (Pics) by designVATExcel: 7:57pm On Nov 15, 2017
Sexytemi:
She's really beauty and has good body.

For a man to leave such a beauty for another woman simply means "Men are insatiable" and only think with their third leg.

Or the lady's character, domestic abuse, incompatibility, the list is endless.
One cannot limit it all to looks as it takes WAY more than appearance to sustain a marriage.
No-one really knows what happens in people's marriages.
Celebrities / Re: Don jazzy Reacts To Tiwa Savage’s Statement On Getting Pregnant Again (photos) by designVATExcel: 7:38pm On Nov 15, 2017
I like Don Jazzy though, he seems very down to Earth.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Military Takeover: What Zimbabwe Looks Like Today (Photos) by designVATExcel: 7:36pm On Nov 15, 2017
On a lighter note they seem to be carrying on their normal activities. That's good at least, if na Naija, everybody go just lock up inside. Who wan die
Politics / Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Statue By Rochas Okorocha In Imo. Nigerians React (Photo) by designVATExcel: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
And Rochas Continue To Torment The Wailers With Cheap Statues.... grin grin



lol, you even had to add "cheap", cause you sef know its not easy to justify this spending.
Sorry though, acts like this make your job very difficult.

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Properties / Re: ABC Orjiakor Buys Eko Atlantic Afren Tower by designVATExcel: 7:25pm On Nov 15, 2017
kclint85:
yes his name is ambrose bryant chukwueloka orjiakor frm uli ihiala LGA anambra state
Kobicove:
Those are his initials
bigtt76:
That's his initials

Thanks guys, i had no idea.
Family / Re: 7 Ways An African Mother Expresses Love. by designVATExcel: 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2017
Food is the number 1, good you captured it.

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