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Saw the advert yesterday, really funny.
Note 8 is the best phone in the market for now.
It's such a powerful device.

Scamming & Nigeria is fast getting synonymous.
We attempt scamming people everywhere , via email claiming:
- to be related to Abacha
- that the users ATM was hacked
- unsolicited debit from Bank Account
- on Fiverr / Freelancer following a script & offering outrageous salaries

It's really sad. Some Nigerians are often careful not to mention their citizenship in some parts of the US, as our nonsense scammers have succeeded in almost labelling all Nigerians as scammers.
The national assembly really need to pass a sentence for this crime (if it doesn't already exist).
The GSM providers are equally not helping, with the sim registration, all numbers should be identifiable & traceable. There should be a portal to report any scam related number.

The funny part is even the Indians that are very much tech savvier than us don't engage in this.

Even Oga Freeze know say he cannot yab Pastor Enoch.

Pastor Adeboye's way of life has earned him so much respect even from unbelievers. God will continue to bless you sir

Virtualaccounts:
Hey, only VAT is currently filled online. There are plans to enable filing for other taxes in Nigeria. Especially taxes taxes paid to the federal government.

2. Yes, you can file nil returns, however, the authority will want to see your bank statements if you're consistently filing nil returns.

We are Virtualaccountant, cheap affordable accounting services.

wow, thanks for this. When next i'm in need of accounting services, will sure buzz you up.

Nice write up.
2 questions most startup always ask:
1) Can taxes be filed online in Nigeria?
2) How can one file nil returns, i.e. no revenue.
Can the OP throw some light here

Hmm the headline isn't anywhere in the writeup.
Bloggers mehn the hustle is real

Necessary but long overdue.

Hmm didn't know OBO meant Omo Baba Olowo.

Detailed explanation.
Thanks

9jayes:
She's fvckable sha

What of loveable?

Danladi7:
Igbo dont know we are Nigerians first before they started calling non-Igbo zoo animals.Go and cure Igbo people of their hate-filled heart and tribalism first.

Firstly, it's very irrational to generalise. Wisdom is your ability to discern that every human is distinct and not judge A for the actions/inactions of B.

That said, every citizen is entitled to free speech & to the best of my knowledge seeking secession is not a crime once you do so in line with the law.

We need to be the change we want to see, because someone else is insultive doesn't mean you should be.

Danladi7:
NIGERIANS should support TSTV for what?,you mean the zoo should support an Igbo owned company?



No No,they cant eat their cake and still have it.

Your post reeks of absurdity.
Whether TSTV is owned by an Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, etc is of no economic relevance here. We are first Nigerians before tribe.

It's simple logic really DSTV profits is repatriated to South Africa while a Nigerian owned company is reinvested into the system.

I tire for all you tribalistic folk.

Dude calm down .
I've seen something similar on DSTV, the game of thrones era.
Sometimes the channel writes something similar though a reset fixes it.

Might not be the case but a single hiccup shouldn't make Nairaland news.
Na so we dey bring down ourselves.
Think for a second will your post help or affect TSTV.

Mstchweee

Her complexion is so unique.

The man is a real politician.
He understand packaging, very important in politics

2dice01:
its not about marrying fine face my dear
Is that not you at dp looking like ancient of dayss

Lol @ ancient of days. That really cracked me up..

Lol. the first comment though, Water & saliva.
Nigerians on twitter are the best.

We Nigerians are our own problem.
What's wrong with the advert

Whether we like it or not part of our signature is our wildlife.
Buildings, skyscrapers, etc, etc are all foreign.
We have just gotten accustomed to the white man's ways that we are quickly forgetting ours.

Why do tourists come to Africa? Is it to hear us speak phonetics , or to view our buildings ? Hell no.
It's to view this and more of our culture - masquerades, shrines, festivals, etc.

Politics is an interesting game.

If he remains in good health, it will be a tough race for the ticket.
It's hard to just give up a second term, particularly with many hypocrites around you, convincing otherwise.

Let's watch and see. Me sha I'm with KOWA.

Let's admit sha. The guy makes sense.
He has fresh muscles, not all them bricklayer muscles.

I admire the fact that he worked hard for what and who he is today. Nothing comes easy. Hardwork pays.

Hmm...

Nigeria is a freakin large market mehn. Just look at this from the business prospective.

The same applies to other products consumables and otherwise. We have a large demand base, just need funds to effectively target and capture this.

The story of "power oil" is one of many. These guys started like 4 years ago, identifying a market & boom today they are everywhere, kinda like a monopoly, the sole cooking oil supplier.
They had the money to advertise sha.

That's freakin scary shitt
If na me after screaming I'll just run. Never to return. I doubt OtaPiaPia can kill these.

darkmarky:
Ok so what is the natural smell of vagina...?,

Most valid question...
If we know the normal type of smell then we can discern abnormal odours.

Welldone to Charlie boy and other Nigerians that used the social media to channel their voice - Omojuwa, Oby & others.

Power always resides with the people, we just need to learn to use it.

See topic abeg - "hushpupy white friend".
Why capture the race??

Awwww. I'm touched lol.

Really sweet mehn. Love wantintin

BrutalJab:
Can we see ur own standing eggs?

Help me ask them oh. Just criticizing like kids.
We all know firm *** are rare so why not appreciate her regardless.

Yes oh.
Me sef contemplating 2019.

Not funny at all.
Why generalising with the word "pastors".
Your account was hacked, simple.

Nice..money speaks mehn.
All things being equal I'll be giving tickets to Dubai as souvenir oh.

A system that works.
Despite the fact that the video promoted their product, the process violated their terms and so the punishment was still served.

Yes o, that's really the way. Having multiple streams on income.
Ride on madam. It will be well