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Health / Re: India And Not Nigeria Is The Worlds Capital Of Open Defecation by designVATExcel: 12:52pm On Nov 24, 2017
Abegi, Its better we are painted No. 1 so the relevant Government agencies can sit up.

Federal & Public Schools - No functioning Toilets
Most Public Parks, Gardens, Centers - No or poorly maintained Toilets

Lets not justify nonsense.
Thank God for Fast Food Restaurants and Banks , if not person go don ....

Btw i agree with your 6 points, particularly No 4. Guys don't try. They just bring that thing out anywhere anytime. No culture. The one i HATE most sef is spitting publicly.

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Politics / Re: I Prefer A Corrupt Atiku To A Holy Buhari by designVATExcel: 12:00pm On Nov 24, 2017
Honestly eh, if these are the only 2 contentants, i.e. they both secure the ticket from their parties.
And a free & fair election holds, it will be tough.

A very close race.

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Politics / Re: Oyedepo: Why It Is Important For Christians To Pay Tithe by designVATExcel: 11:57am On Nov 24, 2017
As usual Nairaland will push this to the front page despite violating one of their own rules "don't deliberately insult /provoke a religion / tribe".

Please oh miss prove me wrong.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Atiku Dumping APC: "APC Will Be Buried In 2019" by designVATExcel: 11:54am On Nov 24, 2017
This guy sef lol.
He's very articulate and eloquent. But sometimes eh, he gets too personal and political, even at the expense of reason.

What do I know sef

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Politics / Re: PDP Youths Reacts To Former Vice President Atiku Return To PDP by designVATExcel: 11:51am On Nov 24, 2017
Yes oh. Let the political environment get more interesting.

This will inadvertently make the current administration sit up.

It's good as he decamped early, his history of cross carpeting doesn't really help, but I think this move is wise.

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Celebrities / Re: Faithia Williams Balogun Stuns In New Adorable Photos by designVATExcel: 11:43am On Nov 24, 2017
Saw it yesterday on Linda. The 8th & 9th are hot.

Everybody is fine jor, we just need packaging, now some people might need more packaging than others, but all na still packaging.

Packaging often requires money, so work hard guys and make the moolah

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Fashion / Re: The Contestants Of Miss Ife World Pageant (Photos) by designVATExcel: 9:46pm On Nov 23, 2017
My State, Ekiti represents jor.

Give it up for Ms Ekiti.

Though since there's a nairalander contesting (Osogbo), lets all support her. Na our person.

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Politics / Re: Bill To Establish University Of Agriculture, Kabba Passed By Senate by designVATExcel: 6:21pm On Nov 23, 2017
Nigeria and the establishing of new universities.

What of the existing ones, why not upgrade them first?

In my personal opinion i'm yet to see a Federal University in Naija as pimped up as University of Ghana. Common Ghana oh.

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tunde Demuren Arrives South Africa For Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding by designVATExcel: 6:19pm On Nov 23, 2017
I need to marry.
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Eunice Omoshalewa Petitions Police Over Yomi Fabiyi's Sexual Harassment by designVATExcel: 6:18pm On Nov 23, 2017
America always sets the pace for Nigeria.

Watch in 2019, we will see campaign slogan like "Make Nigeria great Again".

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Health / Re: Open Defecation: Nigeria Ranks 3rd - UNICEF by designVATExcel: 6:14pm On Nov 23, 2017
We should even rank 1st.
70% of our Federal Schools don't have functioning toilets, let not even start with Public Schools.

If kids imbibe the habit of "shotputting" at such a young age, why will they stop when older.

Mehn its like nothing works in this country.

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Politics / Re: Why Nigerians Should Embrace Labour Party-omotosho by designVATExcel: 8:59am On Nov 23, 2017
You oppositon parties need to step up.
With social media mehn, it's much easier to draw followers.

Nigerians are looking for an alternative but in a country with over 30 political parties there seems to be none.

Anyways up KOWA

Vibrate opposition not only creates an alternative for the masses, it keeps the administration in check and on their toes.
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And Banky W Release New Photos From South Africa by designVATExcel: 8:57am On Nov 23, 2017
Love is sweet sha.

Please where's my other half na.
Religion / Re: The Road That Leads To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Hometown In Edo (Photos) by designVATExcel: 8:45am On Nov 23, 2017
Wetin come be his responsibility with the road. Last time i checked that the Government's role.

Na poverty dey speak jor. The man received a gift, if its paining you open a church and receive yours.

Y'all talking like its easy sef to become a pastor. Try it na, sebi you want private jet, open your church lets see the tithes pouring..

Nonsense
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Agbada: Stop Wasting Your Time On Social Media – Man Tells Nigerians by designVATExcel: 5:19pm On Nov 22, 2017
O ri yen so.
Romance / Re: Man Rejects Perfume Gift From A Lady On Twitter In An Epic Way by designVATExcel: 9:00am On Nov 22, 2017
Nice reply. Faithful somebody.

Btw didn't know you could deliver perfumes to a stranger. My new toasting method, - adeef scents you've got a new customer.

Who else is having problems modifying a post on Nairaland.
Politics / Re: Diversion Of IDP Funds: UNDP, NHRC Report Indicts Presidency, ex-SGF by designVATExcel: 8:26am On Nov 22, 2017
Nigeria and diverting funds eh.

These agencies should learn though. Strong M&E mechanism should be in place before disbursement and at each installment release they should be an evaluation.

Trust China they don't donate without having their folks on ground to do the deed.

Trust Nairalanders to turn this to an APC Vs PDP thread. Instead of us Nigerians to collectively condemn what's wrong.

It's sad though, money meant for IDPs being stolen, unfortunate really.

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Politics / Re: Lady Gets Wrapper & N1000 After Voting In Anambra Election. Shows Them Off by designVATExcel: 8:24am On Nov 22, 2017
I hope you took the items but still voted your heart sha.

Cos it's shameful if your right is worth just N2,000 and common wrapper.
Business / Re: The Must Know Taxes For Doing Business In Nigeria by designVATExcel: 7:22am On Nov 22, 2017
Virtualaccounts:


For a limited company, tax rate is 30% of taxable income/profit. Taxable income/profit is derived from accounting profit after deducting non taxable income and adding non allowable expenses. These are accounting jargons and you may need an Accountant to help you with the calculations.

For a sole proprietorship, the rate ranges from 7-24% of income, depending on the income band. Usually the highest rate is 18.96%. Again, you may need an Accountant to assist with the calculations.

Regards.

Sorry to disturb again. Please how can one file VAT online? The link at http://www.jtb.gov.ng ain't working.

It's quite stressful and hardly any time sef to visit FIRS monthly simply to pay tax.
Thanks in advance
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: We Won’t Endorse Buhari – U.S Govt by designVATExcel: 9:40pm On Nov 21, 2017
As expected. Though rumor has it that your last president had a preferred candidate in the 2015 election.
Politics / Re: It Is Only Buhari Can Defeat me In Presidential Election- Okorocha Says. by designVATExcel: 9:39pm On Nov 21, 2017
I laugh in Spanish. Make I no talk oh, because even me sef fit...
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Weds Iceberg Slim (Court Wedding Photo) by designVATExcel: 9:35pm On Nov 21, 2017
Yes oh, the earlier the better.
Fornication is a sin oh, if you can't wait (hold yourself) then hustle to marry.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Agbada: Ugo Monye's Instagram Followers Skyrockets by designVATExcel: 5:20pm On Nov 21, 2017
I laugh at comments here.
The price probably includes the material and some lace sell for up to N300k, so what are we saying.

All fingers are not equal while I can't afford that now, I will not question the price. Just work hard, make money and patronised. Simple.

The guy makes sense, even other styles I saw on his IG page.

People that are shouting sef, do you know how much celebrity fashion designers charge?

Nairaland sef charges over 20k per week for a single home page ad slot.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Slays In Camo Bum Shorts (Photos) by designVATExcel: 4:10pm On Nov 21, 2017
Babe babe, don't let any Army officer see you oh.

Why you cover your face na?
Celebrities / Re: 10 Eligible Celebrity Bachelors In Nigeria Now That Banky W Is Married (PHOTOS) by designVATExcel: 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2017
Lynx makes sense ba. Ladies DM things oh
Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale With Banky W & Adesua Etomi At Their Traditional Wedding by designVATExcel: 10:11am On Nov 21, 2017
Trust my Yoruba people.
Owambe things. We don't disappoint.

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Reacts To Ebuka's Outfit To Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding by designVATExcel: 9:18am On Nov 21, 2017
finest0007:
Where are the Nairalanders who can sew outfits like this? undecided

Abi they are supposed to be on threads like this marketing their services.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W & Adesua Jet Out Of The Country In Preparation For White Wedding by designVATExcel: 8:44am On Nov 21, 2017
They are both cute jare, their kids will be wow.
Wedding dey costly oh, damn South Afrique
Celebrities / Re: Actress Ene Ogiri Shares Testimony Of How She Miraculously Survived Poisoning by designVATExcel: 7:02am On Nov 21, 2017
henryhemon:


You sure didn't read up what she said or you were in such a haste to type.

My dear medicine in not automatic, that it didn't work for months, doesn't mean it wouldn't work eventually.
My point is, we are usually quick to think spiritual, it might not be applicable here, but we do it notwithstanding.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Ene Ogiri Shares Testimony Of How She Miraculously Survived Poisoning by designVATExcel: 5:56am On Nov 21, 2017
Damn, that's a real testimony, your legs are/ were yucky.

You should have gone to the hospital though, that may have boosted the recovery. Not everything is spiritual, let's give our village folks a break.

As my able pastor said, "Prayer without works will just make you a burden to God".

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Politics / Re: How Bukola Saraki Lost To Opposition Party In Local Government Election by designVATExcel: 5:52am On Nov 21, 2017
Una bloggers sha, shey Senate President fit contest LG election.
Even if he's the "Godfather" of Kwara politics, this thread title is still wrong.

You're inadvertently propagating this entitlement mentality.
Politics / Re: Young Man Finishes A Big Bowl Of Garri(eba) To Celebrate Willie Obiano's Victory by designVATExcel: 5:48am On Nov 21, 2017
Guy e b like say you just wanted to eat the eba. The chances that 1 of the 5 contenders will win is like 100% na, all things been equal.

Carry Go sha, no skill is a waste, you just have to channel it to money making & i see you've started the process.

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