₦airaland Forum

ilugunboy: Am sure that her church pastor would have give a prophetic prayer last Sunday that before the end of this year....somebody in that church story would change for good...unexpected favor will locate someone in that church..

That pastor don hammer more members be that!

Straight away tithe na 200k if the woman no greedy.

You have joined the clowns today, abi?

Today is my day of laughter o. Everywhere I go na so so funny posts.

Maybe I should get an overdose by venturing into the jokes section for the first time.

aviazuva: The gonernor has righted his wrong. That is nobility. But if i am to advice the widow, I will tell her to take the 2 million but reject the job offer. Oshiomhole had laid a heavy burden on her neck with that offer. Tell me, with which face and moral will she be telling other women not to block the street with their wares, and how will they answer her?

The job offer reminds us of the job offered to Tai Solarin at peoples Bank by IBB

Tai Solarin quickly grabbed the bait from Babangida after giving IBB sleepless nights with his criticisms constructive and otherwise.
Initially Oga Tai refused to collect salary, to prove his patriotism, IBB smiled.
Shortly afterwards Oga Tai started collecting fuel money for his staff car, IBB laughed, strenghtening his knowledge of human behaviour.
And before we were able to settle down on the issue of fuel money, Oga Tai was arrested and accused of embezzlement and other related frauds. I think he was found guilty even by the court or tribunal.

There are many mad people in this forum o.

But your narration of the IBB-Tai Solarin- people's bank saga is apt so I give knuckle.

Awon were Yoruba wo lo n fun seal yi ni award?

Katsumoto:

I have more just in case you want it. Why does a rational person need to state his tribe while trying to make a point? Don't you believe in the strength of your logic and analyses?

Like I said, you aint fooling no one.

Muhehehe...good job Sherlock!

Were pataki!

primus_maximus: E get sum kind things wey this our governor, Adams Oshiomhole dey do sometimes wey I no just like at all
In fact, as I dey talk so, I dey Vexxxxxxxxx

Oga governor, dat day wen you seize that woman goods for Mission Road, you no see my mama own for there?........ Na my mumsi own even block road pass that woman own if we say make we really talk am
My mumsi tell me say on dat day, say she dey shout dey tell Oshiomhole say "Comrade governor abeg seize my own, Comrade governor abeg seize my own"......... But the governor no gree listen
Oga governor, abeg next time, if you wan give punishment, try make you punish everybody........ No be say you go punish 1 & leave the other..........Because na this 1 oyibo pipo dey call 'Selected Justice'

If to say you follow seize my mumsi goods dat day......... By now, my mumsi & that woman for share dat 2million 50-50............ She take 1million while my mumsi take 1million.......... & that money for really go a long way to solve sum kind family issues.

Sonita Dion

#STOLEN#

Can the coroner not be bought by Gej to lie about the real cause of death?

Afterall Azazi has gone and there hasn't been much ado about his cause of death.

collynzo2: Do they manufacture computers in Lagos or what? I don't get you.
Your hatred is slowly eating up your brain, you no longer reason properly.

You see, it's as though there is a factory in the east that produces your kind in bulk.

collynzo2: You are not tolerating me because I have nothing in common with you or where you come from, not everyone you see on Nairaland lives in Lagos. You sound very frustrated. I only came into this conversation when you unnecessarily mentioned the south east, looks like you always have nightmares about people of that region.
As for mud houses and shît, your region has the highest number of them the last time I checked, in addition to the brown, dirty and rusty roofs some of your folks laughably try to pass out as preserving tradition or whatever.
The last time a school collapsed and killed little kids because of erosion, guess what? It happened in your region. So shut that gutter you call mouth you oxygen thief.

Just thank you stars that Lagos exists, otherwise you wouldn't have been afforded to see a computer let alone be priviledged to sane individuals. Right now, you ought only to be conversing with the gorillas that share tenancy in common with you in the east.

collynzo2: Yes, flogging a dead horse is exactly what it is, but the point remains that you are not in a position to talk about tribal or ethnic intolerance, prejudice or whatever word you want to add to the list.
You are an embodiment of all of them, so preaching against them is as hypocritical as it gets.
I don't give a hoot about your signature, so I won't bother checking it.

Oh, for whatever reason your prejudiced and near nazi governors think they have the right to say whatever they want about the Yoruba race; that same right gives me the locus standi, regardless of my so called "intolerance" to speak out and kick against Tinubu's alleged agreement with some twisted religious bodies to concede our governorship to a christian or any other faith on the basis of religion for that matter!

I am Yoruba, a Lagosian(not one that came in Ekenedilichukwu bus and wanting to be a Lagosian by force) and my goodness! I have every right whether prejudicial or not to voice out. You on the other hand are just a person we tolerate by virtue of the forced union called Nigeria and you have no say whatsoever in how we choose to run our government so shut your ogiri mouth and focus your flat head on your mud laden, erosion ravaged forsaken ramshackle you call home!

collynzo2: Your initial statement remains contradictory.
There is no religious or tribal intolerance in the South east politics because the indigenes who are eligible to contest have always been from the same tribe and religion and will remain so.
Secondly you went on to display your intolerance with your Oodua crap and asking Tinubu to watch it before ''other Nigerians'' start laying claim to governance of Lagos state.
That is the definition of intolerance and I am not one bit surprised by your hypocrisy, it is part of your DNA.

You are looking at your tribal and religious intolerance from within; among yourselves but I speak of how your region relate with others in the union. You are in my view the most intolerant and prejudiced group of people I have come across, yet.

Call my orientation towards your people whatever you like but that does not detract from you as a group being the most intolerant group in Nigeria.

You must be high on paraga tonight because if indeed you have been following my posts like you claim you do, then you will have no need to mention the glaring fact that I despise Jonathan beyond articulation. So to call me out for not liking jonathan or not thinking highly of the ijaws is like flogging a dead horse.

Pschew! Abeg check my signature for re-affirmation.

collynzo2: Have you guys ever been any different?
When you vote regional parties like ACN you call it political sophiscation and when others tow the same line it becomes tribalism.
Isn't Jonathan derided by people from your enclave purely for being an Ijaw man? What does the phrase ''Otuoke fisherman'' and other craps you pillocks call him mean?
You just displayed the hypocrisy that is a well-known trademark of people from your part of the country.

oh don't be silly! Even though I know it's too late for you not to be. I don't care if others whom I share a culture and tradition with, call Jonathan out for what he is. I have a long list of unpalatable names for him as well. You called my statement out for being contradictory; to which i retorted with clarification on why I called your enclave a tribal and religiously intolerant one. With that being justified, you now in order to score some non existent cheap point, said we vote ACN, a tribal party? One, where did ACN hold out to be a tribal party and if that were so, how does it affect you? Furthermore, did ACN ever use tribal sentiments or make defamatory comments about your godforsaken region? ACN did not know that you existed and to them, you are utterly negligible and do not count in the grand scheme of Nigerian politics and would never do so.

Your claims about ACN (now APC) being tribal are all speculations with no real basis. Your so called akuko party on the other hand have implicated itself in ink and its tribal orientation cannot be hidden or denied.

Now eff off my face!

collynzo2: You had to bring eastern states into this, don't you?
The eastern states are made up of people of a single religion (christianity) and tribe (Igbos), so what religious and tribal intolerance are you talking about?
Your post itself is too contradictory, there is a lot of intolerance hidden in it.

Oh really? As if we were all blind to read in print, how your glorified class captain otherwise referred to as 'governors' used tribal bigotry in their campaigns to sway votes their way. Perhaps you thought we are partially blind to see how your low life kinfolks deride Buhari on this forum purely for being a Northerner and muslim or that APC is a muslim party and consequently not worthy of your sad support for those reasons alone.

If my post is contradictory then I wonder what you would label your whole race as.

Shiasco!

Rubbish! Conceding to this ridiculous demand could turn Lagos into another eastern state where religious and tribal intolerance are the order of the day. It would have an enduring impact on the constitution of Lagos and the rest of the Oodua states if given any justificatory basis.

In no time, we'll start to hear other Nigerians wanting to lay claim to stakes in governance.

Tinubu better watch it!

IMUNIZATION LOMO!

tHAT NOSE NA ONE IN TOWN! Na dat design dem take build tunnels for London.

Rubbish!

Suffering and smiling...

The children of the rich are graduating and getting called to the bar while that of the ordinary Nigerian is languishing at home without any hope to resume studies any time soon yet its this same suffering masses that come and wish the children of their captors well.

Sheesh! Una never suffer o! Na suffer head go wire una heads tire!

Wetin consine agbero with overload. If the boy like, make e congrat, if he like make e no congrat. His success only reminds me of the servitude my people are going to continually be put in by the ojuyobo family of Lagos state.

Eff them all! Congrats my left aproko!

eGuerrilla: Source

Isn't it as clear as day now that gej is boko haram?

Shymexx! I see ya!

Napoleondegreat: Nawa oo! So this is how yoruba men treat their female? No wonder the yoruba "sage" Obafemi Awolowo drank rat poison in 1986 while killing himself to announce his frustration!

Off tangent again.

Stup1d midget!

Napoleondegreat: Isn't then absurd that a man that has a jet abandons it for a car when a jet is deemed best for him?

For wia! He rode in the car, sold it to an army general and later upgraded to a jet!

Get with the programme ko!

lygn19: LoL...u really make sense o, u 2 mk sense so tay FFK say u to fine for am to marry u, dats y he passed u to his dog... Wow

nothing spoil after all he pass BianCar to lipstick wearing ojukwu too.

Na so e treat us o.

Napoleondegreat: If he is ur husband and he goes on to forget u as a " boney old cargo" that you must be, ffk will enter guiness book of record authored by you as an amazing husband of the century right?

Did you miss your way to the patois class?

kingbang: No, it means i would have signed out before you spoil my sight with those ugly pictures of yours.

Just remember to write a will for your family before you sign out o.

lygn19: LoL...how e no go crash, even sexkillz go make u mod just to dae put ur pic for anywhere way e-war dae...lol

Have you been going through my fb prof pictures?

How did you get a hold of this?

See as my black take dey shine.

Napoleondegreat: hahahahaha!! Why then did he not marry a bianca?

Why should he marry a BianCAR when he can get a bridJET?

Abeg transport sef get class!

Anybody can ride a car but na only special people dey board jet.

I hope you cowaciate.

kingbang: Of course it won't get to that because i won't be here to watch those eye disturbing pictures of yours.

You mean mic casket go don get your patronage before I upload?

kingbang: Hahahahahahahahaha! Abeg don't upload your pics before we all start convulsing.

...and then pass out. Hopefully someone from Mic casket will be on hand.

Napoleondegreat: Why is this man ffk always hovering around Biancas? Can't he do without people that are Bianca?

He will always hover over them except of course he likes them being on top

Ffk, papa tosibe I see younger and fresher fish for you hia o. Forget that boney old cargo and consider this fine one Down syndrome notwithstanding o.

Bank Manager: The girl wey do eyes like say she narrowly missed Down's syndrome?

Thank God for Brazilian and Peruvian hair o.
MeaningYour post only shows how UGLY you are and also,your jealous and mannerless nature.You see a girl who is beautiful,trying to protect the women folk,yet,u start writing thrash..Some ladies and the way they beef each other sha...
Funny enough,u couldn't even upload your picture on nairaland..Hahahaha..It shows how ugly you are.Go get a life..!!!

Omo, if I upload my picture this server go crash!

You sure say eyes kongba get enough bandwidth to take all of me?