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kingbang: She is still a million times more beautiful than you. Mgbeke hater!

Oh yes! I can think of more than a million ways in which she is better and finer.

Do you want me to list them?

lygn19: As if anybody for ur entire generation reach her half, worwor syndrome...

See as e dey pepper dem.

ndu_chucks: Ah Ah, elenu razor!

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Were o ti wa sign register leni.

born_to_be_gr8t: This bianca is intimidatingly beautiful,embarrassinlgly pretty, and cascadingly desirable...if I have a babe like this ehn...may thunder fire me if I cheat on her

The girl wey do eyes like say she narrowly missed Down's syndrome?

Thank God for Brazilian and Peruvian hair o.

the warrior72: This thread is just to know ur view/ opinion on those u considered ur most intelligent Nairalander.

Name ur 10 male & 10 female in they order of intelligence, it can be active, non-active or those that have metaphorsed into new& unknown monikers., U can also cite ur reasons of chosen them


One thing,I noticed that our ladies are mostly tucked-up in romance section,that they hardly visit politics section,were their level of intelligence can be ascertained, apart from some few igbo ladies.

My humble list: = MEN
(1)Beaf.....non-active
(2)Gbawe....but partisan
(3)Ejine.....non-active
(4)Jmain.....
(5)Sincere Nigeria ...partisan
(6)Ngwakwe..., To be continued..

Behold!!! LADIES:=
(1)Babyosisi........
(2)Desola.......but....T.....O...
(3)Freeglobe......partisan
(4)Police woman.....
(5)One aboki lady, I can figure her now.
To be continued....

NT, No tribal war please.

Free globe you see your life so? See wetin sex change don cause you? Your name is no longer fit to be on the list of men! All because you wanted sympathy from posters. It would have been better to have changed your gender to 'a' for animal instead o.

And you, mr op, quick comot my name from under that ogbanje girl name. You no dey fear fear? Me and hoesisi no dey the same category abeg!

Gej gej gej gej and patience.

Desola

simplynola: That was a derogatory remark on the President of a country. Even if he has not met ur expectations, u try and be more diplomatic.

being diplomatic about the appearance of an obviously dumb president i'm sure you'll agree is sheer waste of time. He is what he is and that cannot be taken away from him. One look at him and you'll be convinced.

Why sugarcoat the obvious?

ITbomb: Inspite of the fact that they are still very much in the corridors of power, federal civil service, police and all other places that depend on federal character and not merit to be promoted.
If you like full the army with Northerners as long as a Southerner is President, they will not be happy.
Check this

Eww...were they celebrating Halloween? They look scary! And that dumb looking fisherman isn't making the picture any more appealing.

PhysicsQED: I don't have anything against him (dayokanu), and when he's not on the ethnic stuff he sometimes makes interesting posts, but we barely interact much on here, honestly. If my post came across as elevating him while insulting you, I apologize. I only used those names (dayokanu, Desola, omonokada) as examples as they were the first names that came to mind. But I could have used an entirely different set of names just as easily.

These "attacking Yoruba", "attacking Igbo" etc. accusations against me are kind of funny, because first it was accusations of being "anti-Igbo" as my bias, now it's swung around to "anti-Yoruba" claims. Some of the posters in this section are in that mindset where the forum is an ethnic battleground, but not everyone here makes their comments with that sort of approach/perspective at the back of their mind. In the future, try and keep that in mind while attempting to deconstruct and analyze my posts for "proof" of some ethnic bias against some particular group.

And I'm not "hiding under" any cloak. Unlike some people who make up multiple personalities and backgrounds on this forum for no reason, I don't need to fake anything.

hmmm...e se, e ku iroyin lekunrenren.

Next time, you will do well to leave me out of your boju-boju discussions, ngawnu? Ehen. Thank you.

ndu_chucks: I'm a bit surprised that Physics allowed himself to be drawn into a back and forth cat fight, only fit for intellectual midgets. When people like Sheeple, who want to be relevant around here, attempt to appear as bright posters, by supposedly 'exposing' PhysicQED for being anti anything, PhysicsQED should have given him the correct response for fools; silence.

The accusation is quite unfair and I understand why Physics found it necessary to defend himself, when someone who is not bright enough to follow simple NL rules without being banned, seeks relevance, by throwing effeminate tantrums.

If the character is who it is alleged to be, then I am quite sure he is from Ijebu Igbo; Ijebu Remo or Ode, could not have produced such a weaklin.

Katsumoto, I have since learnt that Max is a closet biafran and secessionist, so his books should be read very carefully.

That has never worked when used on you so why suggest it to someone else?? Afterall everyone knows you're a parrot, eye ibaka!

see my fine daddy.

by the way, my reference is to AWO the great.

Katsumoto: For the e-friendship I have enjoyed with you on this forum, I will refrain from addressing you as you should be addressed.

1. Please provide this agreement that Awo had with Ojukwu. If you can't provide it, then it would be obvious to all that your position and your thread is based on dishonestly and started with the aim of maligning the name of Obafemi Awolowo.

2. For the umpteenth time, Awo was released by Gowon.
a) Awo was released on August 8, approximately one week after Gowon became Head of State. Ojukwu had been governor since January and didn't release Awo

b) Ojukwu released January 1966 plotters in 1967, at the commencement of the civil war

c) Gowon was at the airport to welcome Awo and it was Murtala Mohammed's car that took Awo to Ikenne. FACT - Awo met Gowon and Murtala first. Awo didn't even go to Enugu to meet with Ojukwu. See the picture of the released Awo with Gowon and the official caption at the bottom of the picture.

d) Calabar prison was under the control of the FG. The warder, like all civil servants, reported to the Head of State.

e) Military governors in 1966 reported to the Head of State.

f) If Ojukwu released Awo, why did Awo fly straight to Lagos and why was Awo not re-arrested and incarcerated by Gowon? Surely, all the Yoruba prisoners released by Ojukwu stayed in Biafra. They did so because they knew that they would be re-arrested or killed on crossing over from Biafra.



You need to let go of these silly games that you play from time to time.

PhysicsQED: This is getting annoying.

1. He claims to be Edo? Or "somewhere in Benin or Akoko Edo"? Or "something"? What exactly was this guy claiming, and why did I have a grudge against him? Was he actually a Yoruba pretending to be Edo, or was he actually Edo? Are you even recalling/remembering any of what you're talking about correctly? Why I am I wasting my time with you when you can't even tell me what the thread was about, or the title, or anything about my interaction with the guy other than saying that I cursed? Are you just trolling? At the end of this conversation are you just going to post a picture of a troll face and logoff? Are you laughing to yourself right now for getting me to even pay attention to your nonsense?

2. Ola Edo hasn't claimed to be Edo. I have no idea where you're getting this idea that he pretends to be Edo while attacking Yoruba posters. Did he say his name is a reference to his supposed ethnic background? Where is this even coming from? I thought his name was a reference to some Igbo deity (that was my guess, I never asked him directly) called Edo (there is such a deity - the name is written the same; don't know if the pronunciation is the same).

I really have no certain idea what his username is supposed to mean, but I imagine that if he really wanted people to interpret his username as indicating his ethnicity, then he wouldn't put "Ola" in username (I don't know what "Ola" is supposed to mean there, but it can be interpreted as being a Yoruba name, the same way you interpreted the other word in his name as referring to the Edo ethnicity).

This is the other meaning of "Ola Edo" (it is an Igbo phrase that seems to refer to gold or jewelry) that I came across after a quick online search: https://www.nairaland.com/226540/igbos-descendent-sudanese-igala-mixed/1#4721907

I came across some other Igbo uses of the phrase Ola Edo in other search results, but that one above captures the basic idea.

Anyway, Ola Edo is Chyz. Chyz was something of a pro-Igbo/anti-Yoruba ethnic warrior even under his previous username and that's something that people who were posting here a little longer than you were already know. I have no more reason to start attacking him out of nowhere than I have to start randomly attacking any of the numerous anti-Yoruba, anti-Igbo, anti-Fulani, anti-anything posters on this forum. It would be like me waking up one day and then suddenly attacking ommonokada (or whatever his name is) or Desola because of their anti-Igbo posts.

I thought everybody already knew he (Ola Edo/Chyz) was Igbo, but maybe you're the only one who thought anybody thought he was actually Edo.

3. I don't have time to go after to every poster on this forum who doesn't like Yorubas (or Igbos, or Hausas, or Ijaws or Edos). That's a huge waste of time. Anyway, there's a whole unofficial NL crew (led by dayokanu) dedicated to combating those people that spend their time insulting Yorubas, so my comments wouldn't make much difference. And for the last time, I just don't see anymore evidence that Papabrowne is undoubtedly Igbo than I do of Edogirl being Yoruba.

Let me see if I can make this much simpler for you:

If Papabrowne is actually Igbo pretending to be Edo, and I haven't called him out for making negative comments about Yorubas while claiming to be Edo,

and

Edo.girl is actually Yoruba pretending to be Edo, and I haven't called her out for making negative comments about Igbos (she has made such comments before - and I don't just mean the thread she made about Igbo men being rubbish in bed that resulted in some posters insulting the Bini in return, she has made other negative comments besides those) while claiming to be Edo,

How does that make me biased when I've refused to call out BOTH of them? If I don't call out someone who is supposedly Igbo (Papabrowne) who has made negative comments against Yorubas, but also don't call out someone who is supposedly Yoruba (Edo.girl) who has made negative comments against Igbos, how is that bias? Wouldn't it actually be biased if I called out one and not the other?

Oh, so Chyz is pro-Igbo, anti-Yoruba while the likes of Desola are just anti Igbo but your pal Dayokanu is a Yoruba defender?

When you're done hiding under the Edo cloak to subtly attack Yoruba, I trust you'll let us know.

Two faced sod!

wesley80: I would prescribe PROZAC , two in the morning and two before you sleep. It will keep the ghosts away. Stop likening me to the halfman you air brained Arrow.

why are you being abusive just to prove you can ban yourself and still carry on with sexkillz? It's futile, buddy, it's FUTILE! We see through your shenanigans.

If you like call yourself a werewolf, na you go still exorcise yourself.

For someone who isn't one and the same as sexkid, you doth protest too much.

Seun: Bias is difficult to prove, so I hereby apologize for implying that you were biased. Can you present some of the evidence you have against sexkillz?

Pataki don't accept this rubbish from him. He is patronising you. He is obviously struggling to stay afloat.

Knock this guy out while you still have him in the ring.

wesley80: I told you you were suffering from paranoid delusions and you thought I was joking, No way a sane person would think I'm one and the same as that dude suffering from the most chronic case of SMS (Short Man Syndrome), for Christ sake I dislike the imp more than I dislike you! That said, you deserved that ban at least for your past misdeeds - you had it coming and I've never served out a sweeter ban even though I know I didn't deserve it. But the thought that you got slapped with a 7day ban just when you were mouthing off about being a professional ban 'averter' was just so hilarious I forgot my own pain! Actually, i've been looking forward to your response all week and you sure haven't dissappointed. it must have hurt like hell right?

BTW, Tyrrion Lannister banned my yelsew80 id till 2106. The lecherous imp!

I chuckled a bit but you know that it's not the first or the last time you'll deal that lengthy ban and I still return to knock your teeth out. You are making a habit of it and I might just take you out completely.

In the meantime, we are discussing your removal although your oga isn't flinching. How's yelsew80, taking a short rest in the meantime?

Seun: There are people who hate him and people who like him, so the decision can't be based on tribally biased opinions but on hard evidence.

Hard evidence from who? Everyone but the tribally biased members?

If so, it would augur well to list those whom you consider perennially triabal (except yours truly) so that they know not to bother to complain as their ban will be upheld by default. It would help a great deal.

Ngwakwe: Why all these complaints coming from the same union jack against harmless hardworking moderators.

All these cry, cry and mourning should be directed to Seun whose functions includes making the rules for the moderators to apply. Most times Seun & Mukina2 go through the ban log to ascertain the level of impunity by the forumites and the consequent actions of his Moderators to maintaining orderliness in the community.

It's either the rules are reframed by members instead of this military decree by Seun that are subject to misinterpretation by members and moderators respectively or Seun should open a thread for strict clause by clause interpretation of these twenty one commandments.

Moreover, the dedicated call to sack sexkillz or Afam4Eva by negligible section of this board is dangerous at this point in time.

There is no populist here but a group of people with specific interest who will do all within their power to edge out anybody they perceive as stumbling block to their mission.

The bottomline is no member should see him/herself as lord and ascribe more importance to his non-existing electronic ego/self.

if the number of members seeking sexkillz removal is negligible then I see no reason for you to worry. Moreover, Seun has affirmed sexkillz action here as it seems to him that it is working against the targeted perenial tribalists so if I were you, I wouldn't lose a shut eye. Your kinsman post as moderator is unshakable.

Italiano1: Seun, let us face the facts here- sexkillz deliberately witchhunts and targets specific posters especially if they are Yorubas

He banned me for 2 months for making this comment last week in the Indian thread

This is what happens when some Nigerians engage in drug smuggling, it is just pathetic. The only good thing about this particular case is that Indians are quite familiar with the Nigerian set up so they know the difference between the main tribes- essentially they know the criminal ones

Please can you tell me the specific Nairaland rule I broke.

but seun has confirmed that that is what he appointed sexkillz for. You still think you're talking to a sensible individual - well,, snap out of it!

omonnakoda: You are not answering my question is it me or the oldest person in your house who you are addressing I don't think it can be me

You are trying your hardest to derail, i see...

isale_gan2: I don't know the dude at all. First time I'm noticing him/her. I just didn't like that it was okay for him to do that. They either edited his post or hid it. Yet, he was not censured in any way for that flagrant abuse, and is able to keep posting. Or is obscenity not against NL rules?

Desola, don't think I didn't see your comment about me o. I'll deal with you, or your alter-ego, later.

You are the only snakey ibo that i like, honest and berem - sometimes.

Seun: Actually, tribal fights tend to drive people away. They cause a loss of traffic on the long term. That's why I hired sexkillz to fight it aggressively.

but why fight it when you can remove it? You have spotted the so called perennial tribalists why waste human resources to fight it when you can ban these said offenders by targeting their ip addresses? It's as easy as that. You have the power, but you're refusing to use it because you are benefiting from the said ills. Be honest with yourself, it won't kill you, i promise.

omonnakoda: You need to learn moderation. Why make this personal? Calm down and stop the unseemly emotionality

You reckon? Well, very far from it. I am not emotional about this whole issue in the slightest, rather I am dogged. Seun on the other hand has expressed in print that this is personal to him through reason given for appointing sexkillz. If i'd known that it was this personal, I would have goaded Seun a lot more, but oh well...