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Jagabanofafrica:
Lols
Biafra people are too funny

Tinubu is ur next President

Yoruba lokan

I am an Urhobo man from Delta State and not a Biafra. His EXCELLENCY PETER OBEDIENT is our next President 2023.

Staphylococcus:
Just imagine the ridicule of the Great Nelson Mandela!

How dare you compare a trader who has never fought for anything in his life, with Nelson Mandela!

Please stop it and retract your statement! You making more enemies for Peter Obi!




Just imagine the ridicule!


You did not even compare Nelson with Ọmọ n'Ọba n'Ẹdo Uku Akpọlọkpọlọ, Akenzua II , Ken Saro Wiwa, Fela Anikulapo or Adaka Boro, and you jumped straight to Peter Obi!

Fvck!

Shut up

My dear OBIDIENTS. The enigma called Peter Obi is one man whose emargence into the presidential race and ever growing massive popularity has taken the entire nation by storm. The APC and PDP with their pardy-pardy politics would never in their wildest imagination thought that they will be dealing with a Labour party now threatening to upstate them from the political arena. They are now plotting every dubiuos means to disprove of Peter Obi and the OBIDIENT movement. But we are certain that no amount of effort can bring down an idea whose time has come. Peter Obi has become the embodiment of hope, Justice and fairness which the youths are yearning for. His name has become synonymous with Integrity, humility and honesty.His presence is always infectious. Giving that positive feeling of hope and comfort that is larger than life itself. His kind is rear. If we miss the opportunity of making him president, it will take another generation (30 years) to find his replacement. He is the Nelson Mandela of our time. Fellow Nigerians let us in one accord vote Peter Obi into Power in 2023. Till then let's continue to be OBIDIENT and remain YUSFUL.

I earn 200k plus presently hoping for a bigger pay by God's special Grace.

Seriously any Nigeria club will beat this present Manure

Goal......... Chelsea winning by 2 goals today

My Best Year Ever, so much success and achievements and more to come 2022 and beyond. To God Almighty be Praised.

I really need one of these houses �. Lovely piece.

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LOL... account when u just creat yesterday. And u want people to believe it's not a scam. Bros chillax okay 2022 go soft for every legit hustler. Go legit it pays.

Evolutionlove:
Men, See Una life for outside lol. This gender don see Una Finish. Ya'll always thirsty fools are the reason why they hardly respect responsible and disciplined men. Common Just to hold body and comport yourselves, Mba. If you want to catch most men, Just lure them with a Female Gender and that's It.....

I created this post based on my personal opinion I don't want u insulting men likewise I don't want and man insulting any lady, matured criticism is ok. That being said ur last paragraph reminded me of a scenario few years back.

My phone was stolen and my account was hacked before I could block my bank account. Money was transferred from my account and it was also used for online shopping and loading of recharge card. The loading of recharge card through my account was the mistake this guys made. I went to collect my bank statement and the number that was recharged was there. So I went to meet a detective friend of mine who handled the case for me.

The number used was the person's Watts-app number so eventually the detective engaged this guy on Watts-app (my detective friend is a female) They did lots of charting, video calls, sex chart for almost three months till they decided to hook up. This guy told the lady (detective) the hotel they will meet and the time and date and she agreed. Lol and behold the day came and the guy was in the hotel room waiting for the lady (wetin conji don do men for this life eh ) Wetin the guyman see na police bost into the room grab this guy. That was how he confessed the other guys involved in the robbery with him.

That was how I recovered my phone and all the money they took from my account. Na pussy na im catch the guy man so. So u see why I say most men are so cheap. They can do anything just to Bleep, some can even sell their soul just for pussy. I am a man oh and I know what am talking about. Most men are too weak to make decisions when it comes to sex and this is where the ladies use them as toy.

Nonexisting:
You stopped the story when you got the part of "forward your account number", so how much did the simp later send you? Meanwhile, simps are cheap, not men.

If u read the story properly u will see where I said "we nor dey scam people" we didn't send any account to him. I deactivated that Facebook account.

Lol.... Mine was very funny, some years ago I met this girl on face book so pretty when I saw her pics. But what I failed to notice in all her pics was she didn't snap full pics just from her breast upward, which she look very pretty and boosty.

So after charting for some weeks we decided to hook up so I told her the place and time. I was there an hour before her to observe her when she comes so as to know what am into. Where I was I can see anybody coming into the lounge without the person coming seeing who is inside. So when the time came this babe showed and my phone rang I picked up and she said she was outside putting on red gown. My father my maker what I saw almost gave me an heart attack. This girl was so fat beyond my expectations not just that but short too and because of her fat to walk is even an issue. My heart was going up and down. She said where are u na, I said am on my way but my friend is inside that she should go in and I will be with them shortly that my friend will keep her company. Even as I love round and boosting ladies this particular one was out of my league.

I called one of the bar guys who happens to be my friend he just rounded up from his shift so I pleaded with him to receive the girl and give her what she wants. I just passed the back door of the lounge Jakpa sharp sharp nor be me person pickin go give heart attack.

Could u believe when my friend received this babe and asked her what she cares for Lo and behold this girl ate shawama after that babeque with five spenoff ice. While they where together my friend was updating me what was going on through Watts-app. I told my friend not to allow her take anything again. Later on she called me and said when am I coming that she is missing me oh LoL... . Chai laugh one kill me why u no go miss me when u don chop almost 10k for my head, I didn't bother about the money though. I just told her on my way coming my boss called me back and sent me on an errand that I don't think I can make it there again. She said she can wait even if it's till night, for my mind I say nor be me and u. I told her not to that I will call her another time. She said aren't we spending the night together I said no it should be next time and I hung up the call.

When she was about leaving she told my friend that she will need like two shawama as take away to give to her siblings. My friend refused telling her that he has exhausted all the money he has. Na so this babe vex commot. She called me later I didn't pick. When she left I went back to the lounge my guys around one use laugh kill me say I jam heavy weight champion I Jakpa Lol... . This babe called me for straight one week none stop with loads of messages not until I blocked her. Since that experience I never met any lady online again till I got married .

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New year to all Nairalanders I love u all. Cheers.

KiNg0G:
you had an encounter with a simp, not a redpiller.





simple.




so I still don't understand your post pouring your vexation on us here.

what's it a nairalander redpiller that wanted to fûck your wife?

gerat here my friend

See them Lol....

Yeah base on my personal observation men are more cheaper than women when it comes to flirting and sleeping around. We men just love calling women hoe, slought, clitocurrency etc maybe they see them as weaker vessel. But in reality men are even worse than most of this women they abuse especially on line.

You will see a guy insulting a lady on line (especially on this forum) but if that same guy is given the opportunity to have a moment with the lady, most are ready to give their last dime just for that moment. I know the guys will come hard on me on this especially the guilty ones but it's the truth it's bitter but it must be said.

I am a young married man with kids. My wife has two facebook account, likewise myself but I have left the other one dormant for a very long time same with my wife too. We both have access to each others account transparency and trust from the beginning of our relationship. The one I operate now is the one all my friends and family has which the status is "Married" same with my wife but the other of our account which has be dormant for a long time now the status is "Single". So last week I just decided to check on our old account; men what I saw was so annoying in my own account I only got a few messages from some very old friends who don't have my new FB account and very few friend request, but in my wife's account "holy gram" she has more than a thousand friend request and loads of messages.

Since I was less busy, I just decided to check some of the messages chai most guys are truly cheap. If u see messages some guys u think they are responsible sent my God u will be amazed. They was this particular guy who sends message on a particular basis like "Hello dear, hi pretty etc" even without any response this guy keep on sending so I obliged and responded to his message, this guy was supper excited he said for months now he has been sending message with no reply but he was actually surprised I replied him. I said ok that I don't really visit fb often. So this guy said he love me from the very first day he saw my Profile picture (as in my wife oh) he thought he was talking to the lady on the profile pics not knowing he is charting with the husband. He said that there is hardly a day that goes by without him thinking of me, as he was charting I was seriously laughing how I wish this guy know say na he fellow guy man he dey chart with Lol... .

To cut a long story short this guy offer to have a meeting that he is dying to see me, so I asked him where he is based he said Abuja I told him am based in Delta State, he said no problem we can still see, I said ok. He said he will be traveling for the festive period to be with his family that he was in Abuja because of transfer. I told him so u are married, why cheat on your wife, he said I should forget that thing that as he is here he don't know what is wife is doing over there so let's leave that aside and have fun. He then asked me to forward my account details so he can transfer money for me to come this weekend; at that point I knew this guy is bloody serious.

Later in the day when my wife returned from work I showed her all the charts and she bust into serious laughter and her next word was "Most men are really cheap" I couldn't say anything but I know deep down in me she was right. Well we nor dey scam people for money far be it. We actually blocked the guy and I deleted that her account. So guys before u start insulting any lady that she is cheap check yourself first maybe u might be cheaper compare to the said lady, we guys too dey pretend. Compliments of the season to u all.

Please no guy should come and insult me for speaking the truth. Una know wetin I talk na true, we only get online "Redpiller" guys but in reality most are pussy ass nigga according to Nairaland number one Yahoo guy when dey Benin.

Dear Op, it's wrong na; how can u sleep opposite position with someone in d bed? Forget that person's believe or explanation it is wrong.

Like me that role on bed like a baby when sleeping, I go just match ur face scatter, B4 day break e go be like say u fight world war III for ur sleep Lol... .

Guy forget believe on this it's not ideal. Sleep properly okay especially with ur woman, abi u dey fear cuddling for night, how can u cuddle sleeping opposite directions with ur partner? I beg Bros nor dey give another man pikin sleepless night because of minor issues like this which can be easily resolved.

Do the right thing okay. One love bro. Cheers.

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Iyaebe:
I'm 60+ maybe I was talking on behalf of my daughter

Lol..... Nairalanders una too get enfism una no go kill person Nothing do u ma

Ola17:
Bros Na wah for you. It’s better to be tactful while making comments here. Don’t you know that you have given the said lady out even without mentioning her name?

Bros for faceless forum? U know how many individuals with similar experience in this country. Even if she is a Nairalander she won't even know if she is the one. Chill bro na just memory lane we dey. One love

Ola17:
Bros Na wah for you. It’s better to be tactful while making comments here. Don’t you know that you have given the said lady out even without mentioning her name?

Bros, I nor understand u oh. How I take give out this lady out on a faceless forum? Do u know how many individuals with similar experiences in this country? Bros chill even if she dey Nairalander she no go know if she is d one and she won't even know if am his ex guy. Chillass bro. One love. Na just memory lane we dey.

NovesaTillie:
Some of these "pastors" are pretenders. You'd be shocked that his appetite will match her own 200%

I pray the young man sex appetite matches hers, or else.........

Eyinju112:
ROFL
Damn is she a dog
;
That lady will cheat on that innocent pastor
This I have seen

Lol babe u are not far from the truth.

Lol.... This topic just brought old memories to my mind. Years ago there was this girl I was dating almost same street with me then. Good Lord this girl is a sex machine I always brag to my friends then how I go 4, 5 rounds before I met this babe oh, but as I jam this babe chai she humble me sexually. Fine, round pretty and boosty babe just as I love them big.

Then I wasn't having a job just finished an offshore contract job so I am always at home that was when we hooked up. This girl will come to my place in the morning after she is through with her shores at home and the moment she steps into my house sex begins at first I was having d fun of my life but as time goes on I couldn't meet up her sexual demands. This babe don't get tired, she does not count rounds she just go on and on and on some days I loose count of how many rounds we go together she is a sex freak. It got to the extent before she comes in the morning I will call her telling her that I am having an appointment that I won't be at home mean while am home oh. I will just close all the doors draw my cotton close and stay low key at home, I did that severally until she started suspecting that I am avoiding her, she will still come knock on my door, go to my room window to spy if am in call my phones which I will put in a silent mood when I noticed she is around to really confirm if am home or not, me I go just shocking for one Conner for inside after much calls and knock without any response she will leave. I will just call her later in the evening telling her I was busy where I went and couldn't pick her calls lol...

Me when get body I lean within 3 months of none stop sex. Apart from sex she is fun to be with oh but d sex too much to do extent we have had sex in an hotel rest room severally, if we go out to drink and hang out in the evening the moment I excuse myself to piss this babe will follow me to the gent rest room and give me doggy things I don't do normally and it's only this babe I have ever done such with. I later got my deliverance when she gained admission into International School of aviation Lagos State. Na that period I regain myself and start adding weight. My niggas then won use laughter kill me say I jam who strong pass me.

She is married now with three kids likewise myself. I had to change my lines after she got married because she was still calling me for sex after marriage. Funny enough she got married to a Pastor chai God help that young man. Sorry for the long write up just refreshing my memories of the past.

Good talk.

oazeez1991:
Biko, wat measure did u put in place 2 ensure dis strict supervision despite ur busy schedule? Wud appreciate a headup sir.

Before I got a job, I run and manage the business by myself so I know everything about the business. The people running it now are boys I trained myself and after their training we worked together for some months before I got employed. So we all know the average daily/monthly income the business generate and they also send me daily report of work done/expenses made. And so far there are doing good for almost two years now.

oazeez1991:
Dear Op, 2 achieve greatness in life, one av 2 mk a choice. If u choose based on present situation, remember dat, situation will olwez change, but character remain.

A wiseman once said, 'A bird at hand is better dan thousands in d bush'.

Sm questions u need ask urself nd be sincere abt answerin dem r: WHY I'M I WORKING? IS MY CURRENT EARNINGS TAKING CARE OF MY BILLS WITH EASE? HOW MUCH DOES MY MARRIAGE MEAN TO ME i.e. DOES THE SACRIFICE I AM ABOUT MAKING WORTH PUTTING MY MARRIAGE IN THE LINE? Answer ol truthfully.

U need not create a problem wia dia seems not 2 be one. Money is very important in one's life, especially 2 keep a marriage running, but yet, it's not ol dat mata. In mkin dis life changing decision, u need not be selfish abt it as ur wife opinion equally count, nd since she's not in support of it based on reason best known 2 her, why not look at it 4rm her point of view too.

A dry mussel of food eaten wif peace is far beta dan a sumptuous one eaten wif no peace of mind. U got a work dat rake it thousands, even though appear fixed, but dia also is side hustle which income is neva fix nd cud be projected higher wif sm ideas. Shift ur focus away 4rm d propose job salary, nd look at tinz outside d money.

Ol in ol, wateva decision u gonna mk, one tin is certain, which is, YOU WOULD REGRET, it's now left 4 u 2 choose ur REGRET wisely.

On no account shud u mk a permanent decision on a temporary feelings.

May God guide u right.

Chai, words of wisdom "choose ur regret wisely" because no matter what I must surely make a decision at the end of the day. Thanks a lot for ur words of wisdom.

DaInferno:
happy wife,happy home...expenses never start the pile up na why here eye never open. BTW,what's this side hustle and the job. Me dey eager to know

I work and also run a business center as side hustle I have people running it for me with strict supervision.

dacblogger:
I pray she sees reasons with you...
But if she still no gree,please my hubby is available for the job and we DNT mind migrating to even Sambisa forest

LOL.....

dacblogger:
Home breaker... Well done Sir

O.p please find a way to convince your wife so that you will take that job...
I would have done same to my hubby cos the offer is enticing.

Very enticing offer. Turning the offer down will be a very difficult decision for me to take. But am still convincing and negotiating with my wife in a very reasonable way. I still got from now till month end to give my Uncle my final decision.

mariahAngel:
Op, do you have a child (children)?

You should reason with your wife because the issue here is not just about the money, your stability as a family is involved too and you wouldn't want that disrupted (there are so many uncertainties).
Unless you plan on taking your family along to start life over there.
Also, I believe you're doing well as it is sha.

Yeah, I have three lovely kids 2boys and a girl. She said she is not going to Jos because of the insecurity over there and the stress of starting over again. But according to my Uncle he said the place is safe and secured, he has been there for over 20years now, all these my wife is aware of but she still stand her ground. She said she is very ok here and she is not complaining and I should feel same too. With the benefits added to the job I will be taking home 450k to 500k home monthly plus I still have time for myself compare to my present job which barely gives me spare time. But Madam nor still agree.

[quote author=MARKone post=106854457]Let her stay in your present location, since she has a business doing, and let her manage your business center too, while you go to Jos, be sending her money and endeavour to visit once or twice in a month.

I suggested same idea, but she refused. She said it's a matter of time B4 I get another wife over there since I will be spending most of my time there. Though she knows am not the cheating type, but she just won't agree with that idea.

Bankowner:
A man needs three things to make it in life.

1. Self determination
2. Unflinching support
3. The grace of God.

You may not be earning much from your hustle right now but with self determination and dedication you can improve on your business.

The good thing is you have the support of your wife to grow your own business and manage the much you’re making alongside her income. And I like your wife, she doesn’t want a split family.

Above all, pray ceaselessly for the grace of the Almighty on the work of your hands. God is the only one that blesses.

May God be with your family.

Thank u very much, I appreciate ur advise.