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engees001:
if only you can get her full name,I can be if help in my own way

Go through the thread very well, you'll get her full name. I tried searching for her on Facebook and saw quite a few women bearing the same name.

And one of them got divorced in the process. Nigerian women trying so hard to be who they've never and will never be.
I don't know whether social media has been a blessing or curse.

fk001:
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Known for their beauty as well as their incredible wears, Arewa (Northern) women who are often perceived as conservatives and reserved, may have busted that myth as they took the opportunity of the confinement occasioned by the novel Coronavirus pandemic to lighten the sparkles around their love lives with their spouses.


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Come and help us celebrate love

It's probably as a result of bad drinking water. I suggest you give your child a full dose of a very good anti-biotic after which you make sure to give her clean water always. I'm not a doctor oh but I am just talking from experience, each time my kids mistakenly drink tap water they have little boils. If you have any old experienced agbo seller(preferably yoruba) around you, you could get help from her also.

jeffchinedu:
Pls house i need your help and advice on the solution to my baby skin problem, it has bn like dis for over three month after seeing a doctor it refuses to go. Pls someone help with a better way of doing helping my baby. God bless in ur effort towards this.

Bro na wa for you oh. I swear to God, I just tire for your matter. Honestly I'm lost for words, I just hope you will have small sense after this predicament and stop rubbing every cream you see on your body. Stop searching for everything on Google. There are doctors, dermatologists etc in real life, consulting one even in this period of lockdown would have saved you all the money, stress and pain. You'll get better though.

Please educate me more about the oral cover

here:
If you have been this quiet about it I suggest you let her go quietly and cut all contacts. No need showing her proof just cut off completely and assume she doesn’t exist. You already know and taken a position she didn’t inform you before cheating so why do you owe her explanation to dump her. And pls avoid giving women heads except you have the oral cover one because imagine you and another guy are putting your fluid in same place and probably doing without protection then 2nd men aren’t built medically to give heads check research. Use an oral guard if you must

Just be careful, she might be on nairaland or her new boyfriend might be here also, seeing everything and quite aware of your plans. Be careful.

Bro, think about it from this angle, at least it wasn't your face. As long as the injury does not cause any form of disability, you're good to go?

Lol...good morning

airminem:
Hahahaha guy be determined na

Yes oh, feel like a star
That's just before a Nigerian military korofo gives you some whips from his koboko and seizes it from you.

Not trying to spoil your hustle oh

airminem:
See E_money abi


We'll order for your own camouflage style facemask and feel like a star too

So you na B side boy. Guy me go like meet you oh

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Miss my favourite bar
Irex bar opposite Uniben main gate
Play house in okhoro
Rich more bar for sapele road Benin
First bar

Make this Corona viruse end joor
Nothing separates me from my bottles

Bro, my 1 year 6 month old daughter does the same thing. At first I was cool with it because I felt she just loves to smell us(her mom and i) as a way of bonding but lately we caution her when she does and she's slowly but gradually getting out drift.

slyfox35:
It’s not a medical condition
I did something almost like this when I was a child,when my parents sleep then,I love putting my fingers in their armpit and inhale the smell until they noticed and started beating me for it,I had to stop
So..you just have to beat her (not hard,like a spank and some serious scolding)when you notice such,she will stop I tell you

Looking at Bill Gates picture over the years even before the whole covid 19 brouhaha, I always felt he was/is a freaky person and I don't mean this in a Mr Macaroni kind of way. I've watched so many documentaries in my lifetime amongst which serial killers documentaries are amongst the list, he talks and acts like the classic freakazoid serial killer. I don't know why he's such a dark person, I've never even heard of a brother, sister, father or mother.

Bro just go to mission road, towards new benin you'll see the areas where computers and accessories are sold

These days, I feel so confused. I used to dream a lot in the past and also remember my dreams but I think I've corrupted my mind and soul with the things of the world. I also used to have that dream of seeing my old classmates and being in my old secondary school and to be honest, my life feels like I'm constantly taking one step front and three steps backwards no matter how hard I try. I've tried going to churches to get genuine help, the last one I went to, a supposedly strong woman of God requested for some crates of minerals or malt plus my prayer request in an envelope with some money in it. Right now, I'm considering seeking help from a spiritualist because it seems like pastors have failed me, I'm married with kids and all my efforts to better my life keeps proving abortive. I need a way out, I promised myself I'd give my kids a great life and for their sake I'm willing to go to any length(excluding human sacrifice) to know what's going on.

My brother, don't mind that girl jor. You are handsome, just work on yourself cos most of these girls ain't loyal.

MuduOfRice10:
My post is unrelated tho.
Please pardon me.

I've been quite depressed at the moment and I'm on the verge of losing my sanity.

My girlfriend of two years just dumped me via WhatsApp chat, saying she's walking out of the relationship.

Her reasons were that I'm not too rich as she expects and most of all she says I'm not good looking...(After two years of spending on her recklessly).

I'm really confused as I don't know what to do..
Am I really bad looking?? In my assessment, I think I'm average (See pic attached).

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The only thing I'm wondering about the interaction between both of you is this, let's assume last last she takes the uber to meet you for the proposed Bleep. So, with all the disguised anger and hatred between both if you, so you will still have the mind to Bleep?

Hopebringer:
Listen here trick , you don't have to be acting all Hollywood

We both know it ends with me paying to fûck you simple ! So save the drama for someone who cares if you died in a car crash. I wouldn't even spit on a fire to stop you from burning to death

How much? Let's negotiate here then I send a car to pick you and I fûck you all night till I am satisfied and give you money to go home with simple !

That's all it's about isn't it? Save the drama for the fûck boys on this forum and miss me with that nonsense.

How much to fûck you all night and if you are good I might let you stay for breakfast

Don't waste my time any more if you won't negotiate.

If you are shy send me a dm, so we can both pretend you have some dignity that can't be bought

Brendaniel:
I have been working from home for the past 3 years, I keep thanking God for giving me such, It was 3 years ago I found out the strength of the Nigerian ID and passport online, you might not know this, but your ID and passport and as a Nigerian is stronger than most Arab countries, even some of them you envy, what I do isn't freelancing and it's purely legit...

Hook a brother up abeg.

My brother works with Cummins. Great company to work with in my opinion. Salary is good and you have other allowances. You also get to travel abroad. You could even get an official car.

Don't know if anybody here ever watched a Yoruba movie titled Laide the housegirl.

Mehn......the gun shots and lacerations this guy suffered ehn, it's enough to see this as an assassination not just some trigger happy fool exercising what he thinks are his rights. I wish the family could invest more in finding out what may have truly happened to cause such a gruesome murder.

Opeyemiebun:
Hmmmm, so I should encourage us getting 2 cars within the next 3months looking at Nigeria's economy and the need to have multiple source of income?.
Waoooh, thanks for the advice!!!

if your wife is the angel you say she is deep down then you should think of a way to reduce stress for her. Imagine a wife who says she doesn't want a help and I'm pretty sure she manages to keep the house clean, cook meals and sort you and the little kiddo up every day. Brozay, get a car for yourself and get a car for her too, I understand you are all about the economics of the whole situation. You can both get Corollas(sedan for you, hatchback for her). It's very fuel economical, parts are cheap and readily available and it's got great second hand value. My car was bad recently and I had to take my son to and fro school, I wouldn't wish that stress on anyone. Abeg make your wife happy and less stressed.

ABS?

This goes out to every nairaland girl that acts up whenever a guy tries to approach them. There are about 52 Saturdays this year, let's hope you will not be in the church programme titled "I must marry next year" coming up on the last Saturday of December this year.

sisipelebe:
what is this dude saying?

Happy birthday to you beautiful angel. Have a good one

This year was tough. I didn't achieve anything. I scaled through with the help of mostly family and sometimes friends. Relationships were mended, some where broken. Some bridges were burnt and rebuilt while some were burnt and left behind. I'm grateful to God for the good times and mostly the trying times, I'm not perfect but 2019 carved and chiseled me into a better person. Looking forward to 2020.

I bought my 2005 corolla March 2016 from a friend fresh from Yankee for 1.5 million. I begged my guy for 1.4 he refused, he even told me he was doing me a favour that the car was worth 1.6. Over the years I realized he did me a favour. The car is the fullest option of toyota corolla, tyre pressure monitor, ABS , sun roof, upgraded audio speakers and electronic throttle. The car went through a lot over the years, I just bought a new engine, did the body work and the tyres and suspension and the car is back to life again.

dannyla:
I opened a new account to remain anonymous.
This story is a bit long but pls bear with me.

I met this man almost 2yrs ago at an event a friend invited me to. The next week, he collected my number from my friend and called me, we began talking from there and agreed to go on a date. He proposed marriage to me on the first date which I rejected. I told him that I can't marry outside my church and from the little I've heard from him, our life dreams differ. I decided to cut him off from that day and I stayed away for about 3months. Meanwhile he got my friend to introduce him to my sis, mum and another friend who happened to be from his place, I'll call her Grace.
He made them all aware of his intent towards me and my stand and asked for their help to change my mind. Grace became his biggest ally and convinced me to have another date. He asked that we date for a while and see if we can work out our differences. During the date I noticed he has a very hot and quick temper and he listens to gossip a lot so I do tell Gracethat I don't see a future with him but he was too persistent, Grace always had words of encouragement and considering the fact that for some strange reason, it was mainly married men always approach me for a relationship with stories of how they got married to a wrong woman and they are or are almost divorced, dating a single man with no kids was very tempting and I decided to give it a try.

He asked me to tell him everything about me so there are no secrets between us and I did. Starting from secondary school to that day, I told him everything, from my first kiss, the colleague who tried to rape me, my ex who lied about his marital status and disvirgined me etc. he did the same too and I felt a burden roll off my shoulder.

Few days later I began to notice changes in him especially towards my business. I thrive in a male dominated industry in a ratio of 9men to 1woman. He asked me to show him the pictures of my colleagues which I did, he also asked if they make passes at me which I said is almost inevitable but my boundaries are clear and rigid.

Fast forward to now. I noticed that whenever I drop my phone, he goes through it. Facebook, sms, WhatsApp etc. He even picks my call when I'm not close to the phone. He asked me about a certain colleague who cracks dirty jokes like how I rushed to get married (I told him I'm already married). I didn't think much about it.

He later began to complain about my partners and how I'm sleeping with them like the prostitute I am, called me an unrepentant liar, unsubmisive, manipulating etc. Said he regrets asking for my hand at all and he's just waiting forthe day he'll catch me redhanded so he can dump my sorry a*s.
I told him to end it now cus I'm fed up, family came in and I later found out that Grace has been telling a lot of lies against hoping to get him for herself as well as hate filled advises from some aggrieved friends who felt ladies from my tribe are no good and just there to "chop money". Apologies were said and received and we continued.

Another time I visited him and we had an argument, he gave me several heavy knocks on my head and I developed a headache and began to insult him which resultedin more heavy knocks. I broke up with him and left. Later my mum called him to ask why he laid his hands on me, he denied it swearing with his life. Said I insulted him and he lost his temper and insulted me back that he's sorry. He began to drop messages everywhere and I eventually gave in.

3rd incident happened on our way back from an event. He saw a message from a colleague he told me to stop doing business with cus he feels the man has his eyes on me which is totally not true. He flared up, stopped the car and was even threatening to beat me up. I came down from his car and stood by the roadside. He came down too and gave me the insult of my life in full public view and glare and told me to enter the car which I refused. I had no money on me and had to beg a stranger for money. By that time he was coming back, he quickly took a picture of both of us and sent it to everybody of how he caught me in the act with my lover on the road. He called me and said that if he must marry me, I must break my business sim card and look for a wife friendly occupation or sit at home.

He later apologised over it. Meanwhile he and my sis don't flow as before as he once called her a prostitute.

I want to call it quits but everyone around me feels it's a mistake and he is saying everything out of anger and if I'm patient enough, he will change completely.

I must admit that he has changed alot since we met but the progress compared to the timeframe and the heat I face everyday is nothing to write home about.

He loves me to a fault and I don't know if I can find someone who loves me like him but his other attitude is sniffing life out of me. Do I stay or quit?
Thanks for reading and pardon any typos

You forgot to tell us the things you do that pisses him off. Coming together to start a family is very complicated and at the same time very easy, it's all about understanding, understanding that you are two different people from two different backgrounds and you both developed different mentalities before you met each other. Understanding that you also need to have a change in attitude if you want things to work out. Last last, I'm not perfect, nobody is. Sometimes a man loving you to death could be a bad thing. Both of you need to relax and think. A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

vertueptime:
This guy is honest, most dealers won't show u this

I totally agree and I hope he sells the car because it's a great car and very easily manouverable

Peace mass transit. Na wa oh. That year,one of my homeboys was serving in Aba. On his birthday he decided to pay us a surprise visit at uniben. Omo men, we no know say our guy dey road dey come Benghazi, we dey try call to wish happy birthday number no dey connect. Around 5pm we got a call that our friend was at UBTH. When we got there, he narrated how he fell asleep in the bus, the next time his eyes opened he sees the bus summersaulting but thinks it's a dream and closes his eyes, the next time he openes his eyes he sees himself beside the road, he tries to look around, lots of dead bodies around him, some people looting, some trying to help. People notice he's not dead and move him to the side of the road beside another survivor, a girl. She's begging people to help her, he's begging too. Last last they take them to a hospital in irrua or something like that. My guy said they were neglected. He passed out and by the time he wakes up, the girl is dead. He was the only survivor, he was bed ridden for one hundred and five days before he was ever allowed to walk again. The neuro surgeon said if the fracture in his spinal cord has been a step higher, he would have been paralyzed from the waist down. Be careful folks

iTearHerToto:
At least she's got wide lips that could comfortably contain the girth of my dik.. Aside that nothing come out for the afonja side.



Pukes

Mugu. RMD na urhobo man. Besides what's up with the tribalism on nairaland. Anybody who mentions afonja and the likes on this forum is a certified fool.

Nice car, however, all the lights seem to be on, I don't know if the engine is on

NaijaTalkTown:
I doubt if you can learn programming simply because you want to make money out of it. Without the passion to code, you will get frustrated and eventually dump your plans for another.

), }, ; and code blocks will be your worst enemies in programming. Not to discourage you, get a good teacher and you might just scale through.

The thing is this, I have a family to cater for and having a steady income is a hurdle I'm still struggling to get past. I have a passion for programming, I'm currently studying computer science at NOUN because I think computers will play more important roles in the future and I would love to leave my mark. Right now, I'm trying to balance my passion on one side and my need for money(steady inflow) on the other side of the scale balance and the need for money outweighs my passion. I don't know if this makes sense.