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SportsWhy Does 1xbet Not Have Some Games In Their Listing by Dewze(op): 12:52pm On Aug 25, 2022
I kind off new to betting.

I notice that 1xbet does not have some games listed on their sites, while all other bookies that I have checked have them. For example, the "UEFA Conference League" is not listed there. Why is this so please.

I have also noticed this for many other matches as well.
PoliticsRe: Even Tinubu Go Vote Obi, Atiku Just Dey Cry, OBI Supporters Chant On The Street by Dewze(m): 9:05am On Aug 07, 2022
Watch "Man in Africa constructs first self powered TV by turning radio frequencies into energy #shorts" on YouTube
https://youtube.com/shorts/dU8h9L_Sqvo?feature=share
PropertiesRe: How Much Can I Get A 2 Bedroom Flat In Agbara /igbesa by Dewze(op): 12:16pm On Jul 31, 2022
Anybody?
PropertiesHow Much Can I Get A 2 Bedroom Flat In Agbara /igbesa by Dewze(op):
Any body here with idea of an estimated amount that I can get a 2 bedroom flat in Agbara / igbesa in Ogun state. Even if not Agbara exactly, at least anywhere between agbara and magbon along badagry expressway.

I need a descent house with water and well fenced. Any agent in the house?
PoliticsRe: ? by Dewze(m): 2:32pm On Jul 27, 2022
Lol
PoliticsRe: My life is at risk'-Reno Omokri raise alarm over verbal attacks and ban petition by Dewze(m): 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2022
Seun go rush this one enter front page
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour Has Resigned From PDP, Set To Join Labour Party by Dewze(m):
With this kind eyes? I beg make he dey where he dey.
CelebritiesRe: ? by Dewze(m): 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2022
That is cool

You see that little keyboard on the table? That is the Akai lpk25 portable midi keyboard. Small but powerful.

I do have one for sale if anyone is interested.

Click my profile name to reach me.

Science/TechnologyRe: How Can I Top Up Data On My Laptop's Sim Without Removing It From The Laptop by Dewze(op): 5:29pm On Nov 19, 2020
Thanks guys for the quick reply. I would like to clarify that I am not using a modem per say. My laptop the lenovo thinkpad x260 comes with a sim card slot and internal modem. That is what I am using to browse. So there is no app installed.
Science/TechnologyHow Can I Top Up Data On My Laptop's Sim Without Removing It From The Laptop by Dewze(op): 4:59pm On Nov 19, 2020
I have a sim card I just installed into my Lenovo laptop. I have been browsing with the data that was in the sim when I installed it. I want the sim to permanently be in the laptop with me needing to pull it out at all. The thing is, how do I top up data when I run out. That is my dilemma, please help.
Music BusinessRe: What Are Your Favourite Plugins And Daws As A Music Producer? by Dewze(op): 2:24am On Nov 19, 2020
MrCodeSolo:
Presonus studio one v4 saw
And other awesome vst plugins like echo delay, fabfilter q3, wave bundle..
Nice. Funny that I have the wave complete bundle but have refused to install them. I just don't want to weight my system down with them since I have fab filter, neutron and ozone bundles.

So what are your go to instrument and synth plugins?
Music BusinessRe: What Are Your Favourite Plugins And Daws As A Music Producer? by Dewze(op): 1:33pm On Nov 09, 2020
ChynoBEATS:
5 doesnt use new libraries.... 6 needs a service centre
I don't use libraries in 5, I just use it to install libraries for 6.
Music BusinessRe: What Are Your Favourite Plugins And Daws As A Music Producer? by Dewze(op): 5:02pm On Nov 08, 2020
ChynoBEATS:
Your kontakt is it 6?
Yes, I have both 5 and 6 installed. 5 for installing 3rd party libraries.
PoliticsRe: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by Dewze(m): 3:33pm On Oct 31, 2020
Damikjay:
I think female soldiers will show more compassion to the citizen than their male counter part.
You say wetin? It is like you do not know female soldiers.

The good about this is that there will be less agitation on the sides of the people causing trouble. Which man wan go fight woman, na people self go dey tell you say, "ah, leave am na, na woman e be". Imagine say na soldier wey fine, you go green fight am?
CelebritiesRe: 'List Of Celebrities Who Shared Fake News Online' - JJ Omojuwa Reacts by Dewze(m): 12:57am On Oct 29, 2020
mariahAngel:
In Nigeria, speculation is better than silence!

"It's better to say too much than never to say what you need to say"
This is foolish and skewed logic.
Music BusinessRe: What Are Your Favourite Plugins And Daws As A Music Producer? by Dewze(op): 4:03pm On Oct 27, 2020
Are there no producers here?
Music BusinessWhat Are Your Favourite Plugins And Daws As A Music Producer? by Dewze(op):
Music producers in the house. What softwares and plugins do you use the most for your mixing & mastering?

As for me:

DAWs :
FL Studio
Reason.

Instruments:
Reason instruments
Addictive Drums
Serum
Omnisphere 2
Xpand2
Kontakt libraries
Massive x
Pigment

Effects:
Reason effects
Izotope Ozone 9 Family
Neutron 3 Family
Fab Filter Family
Valhalla vintage reverb
Span (Analyser)

Honorable mentions:
Nexus 2
Fl Studio sytrus
Fl Studio reverb 2
PoliticsRe: #Endsars Protest: Southwest Governors Raise Alarm Over Infiltration Of Region by Dewze(m): 1:37pm On Oct 23, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
So you take us for f00l. So we should unit with you when you only directed the attack on Yorubas?
Why was ONLY Yorubas properties attacked?
Why didn't they attack Igbo businesses as well?
Name the Yoruba businesses that where attacked. I am not talking about government properties. I am talking about yoruba owned businesses that were attacked.
PoliticsRe: #Endsars Protest: Southwest Governors Raise Alarm Over Infiltration Of Region by Dewze(m): 1:32pm On Oct 23, 2020
kilonshele101:
just wait and see.

even tinubu and our oba were made to run for their life.

and you still believe you're untouchable on no man's land cheesy lol

I didn't even mention anyone and you're now shivering
You are not Yoruba, shut the hell up
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Pleads For Out-of-court Settlement In Ortom’s N10bn Suit by Dewze(m):
holaralph:
REMOVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH END SARS IN YOUR PHONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't ignore. Read through and warn your children.
Just as I left the hospital

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

These guys are evil, I repeat very evil, kindly delete anything that has to do with ''ENDSARS''in your phone ����

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor
The way the writer ended the story shows clearly that he made it all up. That is the typical way amateur writers end short fiction stories.
PoliticsRe: Ondo INEC Fire: 5,000 Smart Card Readers Destroyed by Dewze(m): 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2020
The rigging has began
PoliticsRe: Ondo Election: Buhari Predicts ‘Clear Victory’ For Akeredolu by Dewze(m): 5:45pm On Sep 04, 2020
ojaysam25:
I hope he will not interfere by using federal might...
Oh! You are still hoping?
FoodRe: This Cannot Be Happening by Dewze(op):
Terrible.
FoodRe: This Cannot Be Happening by Dewze(op): 2:59pm On Aug 30, 2020
Brandonx:
grin grin it seems you've not bought yam recently.
Last month I said I wanted to eat pounded yam asin "pounded" not those flour. I was told they bought yam for 1,500.
I thought that should be around 5 to 6 tubers cos the last time I bought yam a tuber was sold for 200 to 350 depending on the size.
I couldn't believe they bought a tuber for 1500 undecided
Same experience bros. I thought my cousin was going to show me at least 3 yams. My brother I shock.
FoodThis Cannot Be Happening by Dewze(op): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2020
Fellow Nigerians, this is N1,300 yam.

No be joke O!

PoliticsRe: Uzodinma Demolishes Substandard Tunnel Built By Okorocha In Owerri (Pictures) by Dewze(m): 7:59am On Jul 09, 2020
JeffreyD1:
The only good thing about Rocha's is his foundation and started it before joining politics
He joined politics and turn to monster
Aham his eldest son is doing great too with Ahamrochas foundation ......
All that foundation and philanthropy thing was a ruse, they were all for gubernatorial purposes. It is just sad that you guys failed to see it then and even sadder that you still fail to see it now.
PoliticsRe: High Court Refused To Stop PDP From Airing Oshiomole 2016 Campaign Videos by Dewze(m):
Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: The Craziest Dictator You Have Never Heard Of | Jean Bedel Bokassa by Dewze(op): 8:16am On Jul 04, 2020
Interesting, did not know this much.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Dewze(m): 5:08pm On Jul 03, 2020
Dewze:
!!! PLEASE HELP !!!

My Nigcomsat stations, especially mbc stations have been cracking real bad recently. They started cracking about 3 weeks ago and I have no idea what could be the cause.


Note: when i say cracking, i mean not showing clearly, like it would normally do when heavy rain is falling. Just that this one is just consistent, rain or no rain, it is always cracking.
Anybody willing to help?

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