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Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 12:08pm On May 14, 2016
Bollinger:
I mean evil people and it takes years to train for it.
could be ur sidekick or a spy...and if its MI.5 how do I get in grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 11:51am On May 14, 2016
Bollinger:
Lol. But seriously. I travel the world taking down s.tupid people and I love it. It's hard but I love it anyway.
st.upid people? What's your definition of stu.pid ? kindly holla at me if there's an extra space on one of your adventures.
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 11:40am On May 14, 2016
Bollinger:
Ian Fleming all the way. So much so I actually live his books.
coool, and it's better cos you got a wife who could easily play a black bond mistress wink
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 11:37am On May 14, 2016
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Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 11:17am On May 14, 2016
Bollinger:
I'm 44 but you wouldn't think so when you see me. Physically and mentally, we act and think much much you younger than we are. wife's way worse. She practically looks the same way she did when we met. And that's after three kids. Yes I'm truly blessed. We have a firm belief that you are the age you think you are. So I'm 30. grin
hahaha! nice one, I think I might pick some things from you guys considering I also look way younger than my age, so about your moniker dyu drink Bollinger or you are a ian Fleming fan.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet The Rugged Looking South Sudan’s Current Minister Of Water (photos) by Dexema(m): 8:07am On May 14, 2016
Castroii:
This guy is blacker than black itself........please how else can someone define darkness, see as the guy resemble noobsibot for face
ahahahah! Noob saibot sef dey learn compared to this guy.
Romance › Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by Dexema(m): 7:49am On May 14, 2016
OP is not alright at all, lwkm
Nairaland General › Report Filling Stations Selling Above N145 Per Litre. by Dexema(op): 7:28am On May 14, 2016
Please! Please! and Please! let's do this as patriotic Nigerians who care about their fellow brothers and sisters. Yesterday, I went to a nearby filling station to get fuel as my tank was already showing me red eye, to avoid the disgrace of a breakdown I jejely obliged the "moto" and decided to feed it some fuel. On getting to "Mubostic filling station " I got the shock of my life, they were selling for N150 per litre!!!! just 24 hours after the price was increased? I almost went crazy, I complained bitterly and what the fuel attendant told me was "bros no be my fault, na my oga talk say make we dey sell am like that". immediately I left the filling station I googled and called the Department of petroleum resources (DPR) lagos field office and one dude picked saying it was a wrong number, I tried the other two numbers for Lagos for hours and nobody picked my call. I then tried calling the Ibadan number and instantly someone picked and attended to me but still referred me to get in touch with the DPR guys in Lagos. please let's use this thread to expose those selling over N145 naira, because such people need to be punished and run out of business for their sheer wickedness.
NB: DPR Lagos has to live up to perform their duties...except they are part of this new dimension of corruption.
The name of the filling station is Mubostic filling station at NNPC junction after Canoe, oke -afa/ ajao estate area.
I'm also going to call some radio stations to report these wicked souls.
cc: lalasticlala
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 6:59am On May 14, 2016
Bollinger:
That is the most beautiful woman in the world. My wife. And she ain't no girl. She's 40. grin
your wife is a beauty ooo, 40-15=25 when you she married you. but bros wait ooo, erm.. if your wife is 40 how old are you?....(waves down the next keke to oshodi).
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 6:49am On May 14, 2016
calliope:
Chatting is boring....when done with the wrong fellow. lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Do Whenever You're Bored?? by Dexema(m): 12:01am On May 14, 2016
NevetsIbot:
facebook.com/stephensarts. Drop a like sha. dude, your drawing no bad ooo, keep it up.
Education › Re: World's History: Some Ignored Warnings That Were Tragically Deadly. by Dexema(m): 7:31am On May 13, 2016
explorers in the drivers seat again, following jejely in keke napep.
Sports › Re: NFF Bans Chris Giwa For 5 Years by Dexema(m): 3:38am On May 13, 2016
Batam:
Let wait for Giwa's faction reactions because he is also NFF president as per court judgement.
IMO this Giwa in question has someone in government that is giving him go ahead to cause confusion in Nigerian Football after he initially agreed to let go
I think he has the support of minister Lalong. 5 years is too small abeg.
Celebrities › Re: Maheeda As A Gospel Artiste 4 Years Ago (photos) by Dexema(m): 8:35pm On May 12, 2016
Ma- "head"- er. guess she discovered the devil in her and never looked back. more oil to her engine.
BTW who her gospel music epp?
Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Currency, Flag, Passport To Be Released Oct 2016 - Agbinibo by Dexema(m): 7:31pm On May 12, 2016
fiizznation:
Sophisticated weapons my foot.You don't need any sophisticated weapon to blow up some pipelines. Well maybe that's the lie they told you people. But I tell you my friend, the avengers will be rounded up in the coming days.
in the midst of too many words you find lies, these guys may be mildly educated but have less than what they lay claim to. for me they have rendered themselves as unserious criminals and big time jokers especially with the flag and passport ish. nice post by the way.
Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon Helps His Wife With Her Necklace In Public by Dexema(m): 9:58am On May 12, 2016
MrAboki:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3704981_gowon_jpegc6ee0b6c19180f3ac9cf565f1a25b842


I can never do this.. angry



What are my other wifes doing that I should be the one clipping necklace? angry
plenty wives on earth and 70 virgins in heaven....ahnahn is your existence all about apkako?
Politics › Re: Buhari & Osinbajo Said This About Fuel Subsidy In 2011 During GEJ Time(pics) by Dexema(m): 9:49am On May 12, 2016
kastroud:
Corroborating Chief Oyegun, one of the most
brilliant lawyers in Nigeria today, Professor
Yemi Osinbajo said removal of subsidy does
not in any way solve the problems on hand
now. He said: “What I think we have is a
situation where there is a track record of
mismanagement of resources especially at the
federal level. It is apparent from what we see
that there is no new road that has been built
for the past twelve years.
Even in the power sector, billions of naira
have been expended and nothing has
changed. He concluded that removal of
removal of subsidy on petroleum products
would not solve the problems until a genuine
attempt is made at addressing the problem of
mismanagement. “For me, putting in more
money in the hands of government by way of
subsidy is not the solution and we seemed not
to be addressing the problem. What is
important now is to change the attitude of
mismanagement of resources

Looking at both of their speeches one can say they never rejected the economic value of subsidy removal just the fact that removing subsidy would have put more money in the hands of yam eaters and less money in the common man
for this post may God bless you , abeg just go any NNPC megastation tell them say dexema talk say make dem give you 50 litres of fuel.
Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Giving MouthAction To Nedu Wazobia Fm(pics) by Dexema(m): 9:30am On May 12, 2016
look at their hands...the devil is in the details.
Crime › Re: Akwa Ibom Doctor Found Murdered 2 Days After She Went Missing(Graphic Pics) by Dexema(m): 7:43am On May 11, 2016
this is gruesome, definitely there is some sort of emotion involved for the killer to have done this. fvck! rip doc.
Celebrities › Re: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by Dexema(m): 7:29am On May 11, 2016
okwaraji, foe, ekeng, bruce lee,
Education › Re: Oldest Everyday Things, Items, And World's First Things In History. by Dexema(m): 6:54am On May 11, 2016
Contunu
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghosts, Spirits, Paranormal Entities, Are They Real?(Warning). by Dexema(m): 7:57pm On May 10, 2016
explorers taking the paranormal route this time. nice. My maternal great grandmother visited her son in Kaduna after her death here in the west. what do you call that?
Family › Re: 12 hilarious Pictures That Defines D Moments When U Want To Marry An Igbo Girl. by Dexema(m): 7:55am On May 10, 2016
international koko-nut rice...chai na to go redeem my bride price back.
Romance › Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Dexema(m): 7:30am On May 10, 2016
StubbornGoat:
Me and my babe don dey over 2 years, she no gree me sex and that time I be correct virgin, I sure say my sperm go thick pass akamu sef. Serious Konji hold me so tey, my dick dey jerk unconsciously on its own, omo the Konji na die! One fateful day, as I dey watch film for house, our landlord's fat and ugly daughter wey me no like to dey see at all enter our house, talk say she wan watch film. Hian! angry I no just know the kind devil wey enter my mind but that day the babe kon be like say she fine pass Agbani Darego, Konji make begin dey see the beauty in her.

We never watch film reach 3 minutes, I no know wetin happen, we don dey kiss, I just dey squeeze her breast like say I dey squeeze wet jeans. My mind no even go condoms side, wetin dey my mind na to yansh the babe.

Some minutes later, the romance kon dey intense, we dey rub everything against each other, lips locked in hot kiss and groins rubbing hard against each other in intense pleasure. As I dey try lift the babe up make I give dey ma kollect directly from my waist, I no know how I just take slip go use my head knack electric iron wey dey for floor. Omo I faint go... ... ..., I wake up some minutes later wet, wounded and unclad kon see say our room don full with concerned neighbours and our landlord. Na two stitches dey give me for head that dat for my injury... ..all because of ponmo! angry
Jeeeessssuss is lort!! kai! I sure say na quit notice una receive the next month. cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Artiste, GONDY, Did A Song Titled CELEBRATE on DJCoublon Afro Beat by Dexema(m): 7:15am On May 10, 2016
you have what it takes to make a mark in the afro/hiphop genre but bros you need beta mentoring, musical advice from creatives and quality production. wish you luck in your onward journey.
Celebrities › Re: Facebook User Compares Emmanuella With Ladies That Post Unclad Photos (photos) by Dexema(m): 1:18pm On May 09, 2016
r
prophet Emeijeh, please pray for us grin
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning In My Home by Dexema(m): 10:51am On May 09, 2016
wow! thank God for your life.
Business › Re: Everything In My Account: Hilarious Bank Teller by Dexema(m): 10:48am On May 09, 2016
e banking don show the guy pepper grin
Politics › Re: Troops Clear More Terrorists Camps In Sambisa Forest,Recover Suicide Vests(pics) by Dexema(m): 10:44am On May 09, 2016
slowly but surely.
Celebrities › Re: Lagbaja Finally Unmasks by Dexema(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2016
pure nonsense! do you know how old lagbaja is? lagbaja is well over 50 with almost if not all his children married and you are posting a picture of one unknown 35 year old looking dude just to get attention.

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