₦airaland Forum

kilokeys: haba... ponmo.. we no go gree.


Government sha.. always reasoning with dem anus.. they never think things through.

before u make such laws have u made alternatives?

how many tanning facilities do we have atm?
or mKe dem spread am for sun as we don dey do since 1843?

small time una go ban offals( rounbadout, abodi, shaki and co.)

Ponmon wey politicians dey commot agbada and cap to battle,I'm sure this won't scale through the house.

EmoBoy: Same thing with guys. If you're handsome they'll think you have over 10 girlfriends. But most cute people are actually lonely.

Very true

kandiikane: Piercings and all but I am one of the most decent girl you will ever meet if you had the chance to come across me. People need to stop all these stereotypes and judging the whole entire book by the cover.

Den u must be one in a million,because from my own personal experience there is a high percentage of promiscuity related to those who wear it,even though they r not pros.

akymme: We still have our girls with this BH guys, waging full war against them means the BH guys will kill the adopted chibok girls, in as much as I want to believe this news, something keeps telling me not to. #electionhideandseekthings#

Sorry the girls are no more a prime factor,they hav been forgotten.

Lanceslot: Yea! It seems like they shoot the video @ same location... I saw the video last night and can't help but smh for them, the song is not too bad (5/10), but the video is damn whack.

I second that point; song-ok(55 C),video-substandard(39 F) T.Is part wud get a (67 B) though.

Imagine a guy wearing only jalamia getting an e-rection,dat wud look like cucumber stickin out of a polybag.

arewanationz: We also need to know who ordered the execution of Mohd Yusuf and why?

On point,dyu know dat out of the many conspiracy theories laid down here 1 or 2 of them might be correct? Just a pity we don't know which is.

lasheez: No. 8. is really on point,why can't they just look more natural?There is noting wrong in making up for what is not there but when it becomes excessive,it is a no no.Some even spend hours and many now,have complety removed their eyebrows.

Bros im sure u don't wanna see some girls in their natural state,u wud prefer kermit instead.

bushdoc9919: It came about after the seven days, that the water of the flood came upon the earth. In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, on the seventeenth day of the month, on the same day all the fountains of the great deep burst open, and the floodgates of the sky were opened. The rain fell upon the earth for forty days and forty nights.…

Genesis 7 vs 10-12.

Interesting......

Criosly? U just left my mouth gaping wide...so much hidden stuff within the words of the creator.

olapluto: Sincerely speaking, the mold of APC is a very good opposition. However, Nigerians have been so battered, emotionally bruised that we have learnt over time to accept our pathetic situation. That is why a government will be so poor and oppositions are not allowed to ask questions. E.g GEJ recently asked for 1B to fight Boko Haram. The ONLY voice raising legitimate concerns about how previous money was spent and why so much money needed when little progress made with former allocations is APC.
Without any opposition, the current government would have ruined Nigeria beyond where it is.

OP is looking to steer a middle course where there is none,even obama and romney do call themselves names stylishly though,that's in an “ideal democracy“ not this degenerate demonstration of craziness totally ruined by politics.

marieolae: so what r u trying to say

Ur really doing a good job monitoring this thread (why wudnt I if it was me)
Bout what I meant? I'm sure ur smart enuf to read btw the lines.

marieolae: I hv too many messages. I'm jus here to hav fun nd read comments lool

Typical quote from a beautiful young lady,time is like the wind it feels cool to have it rush against your face,buh it goes as fast as it came,swift,directionless,invisible.

meforyou1: FIFA should even ban Nigeria till 2050. Are we the only footballing nation on earth? Why all d trouble? They burnt their glass house and held illegal election. Haba

Ironically someone close to me just said the same thing that the fire at the football house was likely an act of ARSON.

Yomieluv: Wetin dey do FIFA sef,why can't they just allow sleeping dog rest.

This is becoming autocratic to me.

Sleeping dogs lie you mean
By the way why do Nigerians like signing laws,regulations and guidelines when you know yoU won't follow them? As for those asking if FIFA wants to control Nigerian football I think ur just exhibiting the usual black man complex.
Let's learn to do things right.

Some of these Niger-delta waters don't respect life jacket,plus overloading and refusal of passengers to wear lIfe jackets.

Here we go again,the robber has forgiven those he robbed.

giles14: which kind mumu joke b dat.make we try b patriotic.make we try appreciate our own thing.

Yeah bro,we could have appreciated it if we could see it,or has aso villa gone virtual? In other news
Three things we learnt from this thread
1.Aso rock might as well be a myth gej may actually be living in my boysquarters. (Seeing is believing they say)
2. Taking pictures at aso rock (if it exists) is an act of terrorism.
3. Apparently some people don't know where the british pm stays
(Kremlin looks so beautiful,hail! Mother russia)

tivta: Interesting topic. At age 68 my mum uses a tablet but can't operate the tv. My dad on the other hand operates the tv but can't operate a tablet. Perfect combination.

Very funny,anyway my mum knows how to use the video camera/camera (her best functions)on both tab and phone,very good with the tv xcept a few times wen she absentmindedly points the butt of the remote to the tv,she's also a lil bit into laptops too.

dejt4u: You may not understand it if u ar nt in dat shoe.. #WhiteHouseOAU na evil.. Beware!

White haus aint white bro,believe me

Half of the agressors here don't even buy newspapers...










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Very flimsy excuses indeed
..Puts on headphones,listening to nicki minajs “pigs and chickens“

OgologoDimkpa: So he should die because of Nigeria.
Wake up Mr man

What sort of people are these ones naaa! If anyone shud die for Nigeria first shudnt it be Mr president? Now I see that the labour of our heroes past even those who lost their lives is truly in vain.
If Mr president can't sacrifice it just shows the level of belief he has in his office,the oath he took and his responsibility towards the masses.

eunisam: we are ontop of d matter

Una be wizkid?..bak to the matter jare

Tazmode: Just coincidences. As 4d 1st one, i think curses apply to humans not objects

Have you seen sam raimis movie “drag me to hell“ cursed button?
Mark Twains haileys comet is cool,who says we r not affected by extraterrestrials?

yemaldo: Don't mind them Jare, na jealousy go kill them, make their king too visit Israel or Egypt na

ISIS.rael? Hahahahha! U fink say igbo kings no dey watch CNN dem know wetin dey shele for Gaza now

I don't see any blue pill,guess I'm left with no option

#redpilltinz#

IYANGBALI: as per a quick one with omo oni boli abi?if fit be o,I hear say oga no dey joke with snails

Snails Dats quite deep

If the Nigerian presido goes to Germany for checkup where would the german counselor go for checkup,heaven? Abeg next time patronise “proudly Nigerian hospitals“ ...that's if therz a next time.
On a lighter note I hope omoni “OBO.li had nofin to do with dis.

deeobserver209: APC will not come close to winning the Presidential elections. One simple reason is the fact that APC is a quick fixed political party, who's number one goal is to get to Aso Rock. A party founded solely for winning the presidential elections cannot withstand a political storm for long.
To make matters worse APC does not resonate with the grass root Nationwide. This was evident when the party was formed. They fail to embark on grass root campaign to unveil the party to the people. Instead they chose to go after PDP members and bigwigs, including former president Obasanjo whom Bola Tinubu ones called the worst President ever. How can APC win the presidency without the grass-roots?
APC at the moment does not posse a thread to PDP as far as the Presidential elections are concerned. For now the only party for 2015 is the PDP. It's not just because of GEJ. PDP has already ingrained itself in the consciousness of the people especially in the grass root. When people sleep the first political party that comes to mind when they wake-up is PDP. Majority of Nigerians today dream of PDP without even knowing it. I know a guy who promise heaven and hell during the 2011 presidential election that he was never going to vote PDP. However during voting, he tick PDP on the ballot paper without realizing it until when it was too late. Till date he doesn't even know why he made the silly mistake. You see what I mean? It's psychological.
The name PDP alone is such a force that as a candidate contesting under it your victory is almost assured. Why is that? It's simple. PDP is deeply rooted in people's mind. No party in Nigeria has that kind of grass-roots structure.
It will be wise for APC leaders to go back to the drawing board. Restrategise and build it's grass-roots structure together with a purpose driven ideology. Then develop a blue print of what they desire Nigeria to be and sell to the Nigerians.
By then, APC would have build a solid structure strong enough to give them a shot at the Presidential elections come 2035.

How dumb of you sir....really?? I'm still finding a way to wrap my head around what uv just written.
#votepersonaltynotparty#

barcanista: You have echoed my sentiment. The calculation on who APC will pick as its VP is a very strategic one. As it stands today, Nemadi Sambo is inconsequential in Kaduna politics and in his own constituency. Jonathan's is popular in Bayelsa but their meager 500k votes won't have much effect. If not for the muslim-muslim propaganda of the Pro-PDP I'd have preferred Fashola as VP but on a second thought, I prefer he occupies a more effective office like AGF/Justice Minister, Police Affairs Minister, Works Minister or Interior Minister. A South Westerner who is an Intellectual(Fola Adeola comes to mind) or a Popular Christian Politician from the South West(For Strategic Reasons)

I would love to see a buhari/Oshiomole ticket it wud really be fun and interesting,the west can have any other high position (minister/senate pres etc) while they wait...from xperience the west is best at the waiting game, calculating the right time to evolve.