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RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 1:29pm On Sep 07, 2012
Claus: If not for Western education, you sef no go fit understand all the grammar wey we dey blow na. grin grin grin
Na my A++ for pidgin i take dey interprete all these una grammer, no one i understand. I bin think say people dey disagree to agree. But as the mata be, na everybody won dey right. At least me i learn something - HOT!!! grin
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 1:23pm On Sep 07, 2012
mymadam: grin D-Explorer, haba that's not fair! Why nowww? Na wa for you o. God bless Nigeria.
To yawn na part of the expression na. You no want make i yawn ni? grin Amen to the latter.
RomanceRe: How Will You Know You Are In Love? by DExplorer1: 1:17pm On Sep 07, 2012
Angelflo: hahahaha, you are funny.
I really want to know, it's as though i love every handsome guy i meet at the first instance, it's funny really. I have heard so many stories of what people do for love. I want to feel that way too, but the thing is how exactly will i actually know that am finally in love?
Babe, the word love is often overflogged. You don't 'love' people just by looking at them or by their looks, don't intertwine it with admiration. Love is a practical thing, it's more than words. It's patience, it's sacrifice, it's caring, it's everything positive! So permit me to say, when next you see handsome guys, you're NOT in-love with them and if such feeling continues, you won't be able to resist them when they say "bed time!" grin
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2012
This is why i somewhat detest western education. If these people no go school, nobody go dey blow grammer for here
RomanceRe: How Will You Know You Are In Love? by DExplorer1: 12:53pm On Sep 07, 2012
Angelflo: huh huh This question has always been on my mind. So many person have different stories about their love life, how they met the special person in their life etc. For those who have actually been in love how did you know, you were finally in love?
You no go fit sleep for afternoon. Your body go dey shake every minute. Na that time you go know say you dey in love. Chikena
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 12:39pm On Sep 07, 2012
*yawns*
RomanceRe: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by DExplorer1:
Sagamite: Wow! person, why are wasting your time with this Community Ashawo? grin

Instead of trying to ingratiate yourself by ass-kissing, you should just pay her and get the whole ass. That is what she said should be done.

Secondly, a person like you that said because he has had 7 days of light then Nigeria is growing and the President is good should not be talking in the presence of his God.

Run!
Sagamite, the day you pick on my comment, that the you're having a big time nightmare and best believe you're not having a topnotch night later today because i'm gonna alphabetically jab you to the soul. You're an ape, my defination of a nobody. You should dwell among bozos where your thoughts will be the boss. You're a cretin, just your word...and a punk, my defination of bonkers and most of all, you sure do know that you are a lunkhead!

You rep no god to me and if you insist, see me as the crown on your head, the source of your strength, the voice you obey. You're not near dude, you can't stand my jabs. I'm slow to burst my arsenal but if i do, am so gonna hurt you deep down.

You call people a cretin, who else would pick on every innocent lad and lass on this forum if not an arrant cretin! Yeah, that's you punk, don't look back!

And again, stop bawling dude, you've got some space to apologize to her and note, i'm your mentor though i never tutored you to be a dumba$$. Now run along, some kids are down the street, rolling tyres. No pretence lunkhead...you live in the ghetto. You just can't survive my potent jabs. I'm your king, bow to me! grin
RomanceRe: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by DExplorer1: 9:40am On Sep 07, 2012
shaybe baby: Lol, I'll let him be..if he lets me be. We had a tiff on another thread and I thought that was that until I came across this thread and the maniac had been tossing my user name about so I rolled up my sleeves and got stuck in once again. Intelligence is to be respected but only when there is evidence of it, ask saggyazz for proof of his and he tosses links of his delusions on previous posts here on nairaland and claims those gibberish makes him intelligent. Now and again, you'll get youtube clips(again, someone else created it) or he's ask people to go read up on something which yet again, someone else wrote. Nothing original from him( to qualify that with "yet" is to say he is capable of coming up with something note-worthy in future which i seriously doubt), he even nicks other people's expressions and words and makes them his own. If he hadn't been proclaming so loudly that he's from sagamu, I'd have said he was an aba man. The only mark he's made in this world is the skid marks he leaves all over nairaland.
I got your point lass, pardon him! He's a clown with an horrific infant experience. I know him too well, he could be a nice guy just that his past ugly experiences are struggling with his intelligence. Once again, pardon him, some lunkheads don't worth it undecided
RomanceRe: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by DExplorer1: 8:59am On Sep 07, 2012
shaybe baby: I get it now, you think by repeating the same mantra, people will eventually start to believe it,heck maybe you have started to believe it. Errr..earth to saggyazz. You are NOT an intellectual God or god. You are on nairaland(which is evidence of someone elses' intelligence), don't see any published works by you, no inventions, no accreditations sef. You are a nobody mate. When you pass away, the only proof you ever existed will be your virtiolic presence on nairaland. It starts and ends here for you. Kinda feel sorry for you.... might ask Mr shaybe baby to leave you be in your bedsit. I'll consider that to be one of my charitable acts of the day.(basking in the glow of my halo) cool
Babe, with the bolded, you just murdered him. He's a certified lunkhead and i can't help laughing out loud. Take it easy on him please, you know kids do trespass. I plea..Ok grin
RomanceRe: I Confessed To Cheating On My Fiance by DExplorer1: 7:27am On Sep 07, 2012
afrikwin: Thanks. Am makin the cardboard. I now know dat its really over.
He has been cheating on me for months and I guess my conscience got flat! Wasn't tit for tat but I now know! D man I cheated with wants a serious r/ship.
It's ok lass. I think you have a reason to cheat since "he has been cheating on me for months" now.

Tell him that after you opened your legs by mistake, you now realized how stup.id, shameless, cheap and worthless you are. That the major reason you cheated on him is because the other dude is man enough and ready for a serious relationship but you still love him.

If you say it the way i've written it, the dude will forgive you and accept you back.
RomanceRe: I Confessed To Cheating On My Fiance by DExplorer1: 12:00am On Sep 07, 2012
afrikwin: Hey everyone, by now ur saying am stupid! Well, I believe there's nothin hidden under the sun. I love my man, and we have dated for 7 months. I have never cheated until my friend hooked me up with someone. I cheated on him and due to guilt I confessed. My friends told me not to say but I couldn't look him in the face and lie about this. Now we just spoke and he wants out. I regret telling him. Help. How do I convince him that it won't happen again?
What a question!! Please NLders, how do we tell a rat not to steal meat again?
RomanceRe: Never Dated A Nigerian Man Before by DExplorer1: 11:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
Give yourself sometime or space. Don't throw yourself at him. Africans got culture but i don't know about the good English and womanizer part. I also don't know how long you've been into this but a friendly relationship should properly spell things out. I mean don't rush along with his baby tags and co. He might be a good guy, that's for your findings. Africans are great people, think aright.
RomanceRe: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by DExplorer1: 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2012
Sagamite: :
tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by DExplorer1: 9:07pm On Sep 06, 2012
Sagamite: .
You've got a big fish to fry dude grin Tell the lass you're sorry and save your a$$.. *my innocent advice* grin
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: Butt hole tongue
shocked undecided
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 8:24pm On Sep 06, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ugly? Dats a compliment coming from a baboon. Player hater Oshi! Pack ur shyte abeg!
*bars activated* Idowu ti de niyen.
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 7:42pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: Sometimes people on here make it seem like its a crime to be ugly, they talk like they would literally kill any ugly person they can.

How you come expect person to admit say him ugly for this kind place? but for real na me win mbg for my class for primary 3 grin
grin grin Really i laughed all through the comments. On e-things, all claims are allowed. But i think a lady can be ugly and damn sexy with a backsliding curves plus perfect brain. Maybe we need a break from been sexy/hot so much associated with beauty grin
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 7:19pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: You don see am na grin
I was thinking someone will say i'm ugly but am proud grin Na sexy, hot, beautiful con hijacked the innocent thread.
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 7:03pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: That's disappointing sad

Why are they even arguing sef? Ayam hot, ayam intelligent and ayam homely so what? huh
LOL. With all those claims, internet is surely a life saver grin
RomanceRe: Sugar Daddy Romance Corner by DExplorer1: 6:58pm On Sep 06, 2012
lefulefu: na cindrella u suppose ask dat question.she love dating sugar daddies grin
Ok na, Cindy baby. How flexible is 101 position for me? wink
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 6:53pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: Okay, just call me when the fight start, abi then no go fight? grin
Cocoa, no such expectation. The arguement is friendly.
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 6:50pm On Sep 06, 2012
Toks2008: I will be sincere with you friend. you are right on point. I just Thank GOD that my wife is both Kim(without sexcapades)and mitchell combined.

My Wife is hotter and more sexy than Kim and Beyonce combined while her personality exceed that of Mitcheele in all ramifications except that she is not American first lady Lol!

End of story
Nah dude, a pix should end story. We've got wider eyes to affirm your claims. Bring it on man.
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 6:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I am jobless. You get job for me?
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Funny
RomanceRe: Sugar Daddy Romance Corner by DExplorer1: 6:41pm On Sep 06, 2012
lefulefu: ehen for mouka foam the babe fit use the guy big belle as a place to rest her head grin
Na wetin em pay for be that? grin
RomanceRe: How Long Can U Engage A Girl B/4 Marriage by DExplorer1: 6:38pm On Sep 06, 2012
cdamsel: I c u 2 bobo
undecided
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 6:34pm On Sep 06, 2012
freecocoa: The fight don end? Abeg make una call me if e start again.undecided
grin grin No be fight, na quarrel.
RomanceRe: How Long Can U Engage A Girl B/4 Marriage by DExplorer1: 6:27pm On Sep 06, 2012
cdamsel: :
I see you now.
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him. Should I Tell? by DExplorer1: 6:18pm On Sep 06, 2012
Tell your bro but be ready to leave the next day
RomanceRe: Sugar Daddy Romance Corner by DExplorer1: 6:09pm On Sep 06, 2012
cindyrella: Who tell ya? grin
grin grin I got a pot belly and i imagine the rotation at times wink
RomanceRe: Sugar Daddy Romance Corner by DExplorer1: 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2012
lefulefu: na lie ooo no be minus.a guy with big belle na asset for naija grin.naija babes love guys wit pot belly because dem believe say such guys get plenty money grin
On mouka foam nko?
RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DExplorer1: 5:57pm On Sep 06, 2012
mymadam: Let's face it, if the pic in Sweetlemon's profile is hers, then she really is IT! Shikena. I am sure that Slimyem is just as beautiful. Oh, I forgot to add... from their posts, they are both intelligent (IMHO)! I'm proud of you both. Uhmmmm, I rest my case. God bless Nigeria.
shocked So you go all around threads checking lass profiles grin
RomanceRe: How Long Can U Engage A Girl B/4 Marriage by DExplorer1: 5:34pm On Sep 06, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Think more intimately[/quote]Don't get too h0rny, you aren't close. Is she that option-less? Don't get it twisted, Cindy could be a good sub and am opening a gym ...because of her cheesy

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