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Rastamann: How many people were involved in the accident?

three people and an Hausa

Lmaoooo .....wicked

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Damnnnnnnnnnn.... if i get this, i will just go hang ma slf nd end it....so sad

I stay around yaba,but want to ask if mba questions are from gmat

slex: Your reply got me laffing

Its tru na

Free us, we are not interested in trekkin the whole of lagos for one oga at the top. The most painful part is that its even without pay mtcheeew [s][/s]

They av been spotting dem since 1800 ....mtchewwww

Running back to ma village.....NO....wait a minute...i will run to one of those new planet instead

latino2swt: must u abusive some1 everytym. U gave ur own opinion n i did mine, don't i av ryt ova my opinion again.

What is happenin in d Op's relationship is nt even of utmost importance. From d topic, he is bent on knowin what 'u r too good 4 me' means. Is there any meanin? Atleast a meanin that pass d scope of nollywood, let me knw. I'm always ready 2 learn. But don't forget 'i came 2 c u, u were nt around, i left n i was at my uncle's place last 39mins n blah blah blah' is nt d most suitable ansa 4 'wia r u?'... Thanks my ogas @ d top.

Dat proud distorted head...

Resonin distortively since 1993

I repeat "WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING"?

latino2swt: It simply means she felt inferior 2 u. Maybe u r more advanced dan her educationally. It may be dat her level of exposure is not up to yours. It may be that even as a boy, u look beta than her appearance'wise. It may be ur background is far better than hers. It may b dat u've gone to places she is yet to hear of. It may be u r both naturally n artificially better than her. Your personality have overshadowed her. In each of these cases, there is bound 2 b inferiority complex on her neck. Her friends may even worsen d case by tellin her dat u r nt her class/type, that she is wastin her tym being wit u, that she is more or less lyk a maid to u. It's natural. Her self esteem is nt there again. Ur presence do humble her. She was always lyk a prisoner wen with u. More pressure from friend who claim 2 b concerned, she took d bull by d horn. Op, u were nt sensitive. U should av noticed this from d beginnin n talk 2 her dat u r nt after WHAT she is but WHO she is. Additionally, maybe u used 2 form 'bikboi' 4 d gal. Try n maintain a balance in ur ego. And the reason y she cried while tellin u dis is dat within her u r stil d best 4 her bt she can't help continuing in dat prison of inferiority. To her, nature have cheated her. During d period, her thought revolvd around what n why there must b dat big gap btw d two of u. Poor, wicked or dead parents, bad or unconcerned uncles n aunts, her ystrday's mistakes etc. Ur words n action can still turn back d hands of d clock. Bt think b4 u act

Seriously....WAT IS DIS ONE SAYING....speakin from nollywood point of view, dats d effect of watchin too much home video. DISTORTED REASONING.

Op take dis from me, she has done sumfin she isnt proud of to you. In ma guess *she has cheated*.

Princess666: hi. please i need anyone's sincere help in understanding this guy. i met him somewhere somehow in january and we became friends that enjoyed each other's company alot...we could not always see but we were close using chats and all. around june there was a mutual affection running...he wanted more...i liked him but i wasnt sure i loved him...so i refused because i wasnt also sure if his love was genuine and how long it would last because am in school and we may not see for long say about june to december.....after much pressure i agreed mid july after all trying wont hurt. but he has this bad habit of not replying my messages, claiming he is busy etc. i sent him a message since saturday since this the only way we can communicate due to distance, today is tuesday and no reply. thats his habit. i fight over that alot with him. he would come and apologise and say he is sorry and all. guys please when you love a girl doesnt it drive you to wanna reach her no matter how busy you are? dont you think of her always? am i wasting my time with him? does his action show true love? should i move on cus me i love with my head and sense or am i just being insensitive and not understanding? he is a great person same time i also wouldnt like to loose him but i cant love an uncaring man either

Op i fink d question u shud ask yrslf first is if dat was how he was from d onset ie wen u guys were just friends.
I knw some dont rily knw how to keep in touch, i for one am guilty of dat. U shud also let him knw u are not comfy wit his attitude nd see if he will change.

They might av even used their family to threaten them so they will carry out d operation. Just so sad

Fanks to you guys, i knw i cud count on u

jennylove7575: If u love this guy and really want to be with him. Push family matter for corner. Big babes no dey allow family make decision of their heart for them. Abeg bone family marry the guy. As for me, marriage is not my thing.

Fanks babes,strong head activated

[quote author=MRbrownJAY]that wont solve the problem, far from it....you need to COMMUNICATE with your parents and let them understand that this is YOUR decision and that they cannot dictate your life as an adult. the reason why it is so much pressure is because all this while, you brush off the issue under a rug knowing fully well that your parents were the way they are.[/quote
I brushed it off den cos i didnt see it as an issue cos he is not much of a church goer,so i felt there wont b much problem winning him over.

publicenemy: you dont need an advise.


after dating for 5 years you cant get married becos you two cant come to a compromise abi? you havent seen a christian marrying a muslim?

you are both stvpid and are looking for a way to break up.

Some nairalanders nd dere badmouth sha... its in you.

Thanks guys i rily appreciate,just d pressure gettin too much,dey are even bringin extended families into d matter to mount more pressure. Sumtyms i even feel lik gettin maslf pregnant to see if dey wont lemme go by force

Hi guys,pls i need ur advice as am in a confuse state of mind. I have been dating this guy for lik 5yrs now,den we decide to take it to the next step and ma family are saying no cos he is not a catholic.
I see little sense in their reason though, but i dont feel its enuf, i av tried talkin to him about it but he is not ready to bcom a catholic, nd am not ready to worship elsewhere too, nd i also dont want a situation wen on sunday i will be going south nd ma family north. We av gone too far and i dont fink i want to let go.
So wat do u guys suggest i do?reasonable response pls thanks.

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I know some people dont have sense,but i didnt know it was dis bad.

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Awww so touching.....