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adeyak83:
Sorry, which faction of PDP that released this statement if i may ask, formal pdp or informal pdp? which one be original self?

Does it matter which faction is releasing the statement.

gabi101:
nice...thumbs up for number 2

Thanks bro.

I never knew someone could be so tenacious without purpose. The way Buhari fought and fought to be president, one would have thought he knows what to do to right the wrongs when he enter. Apparently one can be running sooo hard but in the wrong decision.

How i wish he just resign, so people don't have to suffer still 2019.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), on Wednesday, took a swipe at the President Muhammadu Buhari-led Federal government, over the statistics released by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), which shows a negative growth in the first two quarters of the year. PDP in a statement signed by its Director, New Media, Deji Adeyanju and made availble to pressmen stated that nothing better showcases the incompetence of the Buhari administration than the GDP, Inflation & Unemployment figures released by NBS.

“PRESS STATEMENT – PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS COMPLETELY DESTROYING NIGERIA


1. Nothing better showcases the absolute ineptitude & incompetence of the Muhammadu Buhari administration than the GDP, Inflation & Unemployment figures released by Nigerian Bureau of Statistics today.

2. These figures reveal what we have repeatedly said over the last 15 months – the Nigerian President is destroying the Nigeria economy. For the avoidance of doubt, some of these figures include:

GDP contracted by -2.06% in Q2 2016. In contrast, the economy grew by 2.35% in Q2 2015. Q2 was worse than the -0.36% shrinking of the economy in Q1 2016. Headline Inflation for July 2016 stands at 17.1%. It was from 16.5% in June 2016. Food inflation was 15.58% for July 2016 from 15.3% in June 2016.

Portfolio investment declined to an estimated $245.3m in Q2 2016. This represents a 9.5% from $271.0m in Q1 2016 & is a far cry from $2.81bn in Q2 2015. FDI declined from $211.1m in Q2 2015 and $174.4m in Q1 2016 to an estimated $133.0m in Q2 2016.

Total value of capital imported in Q2 2016 is estimated at mere $647.1m. This is the lowest quarterly figure since Nigeria started keeping records of capital importation. It is a decline from $710.9 m in Q1 2016 & a far cry from $2.67bn in Q2 2015. A total of 4,580,602 people have lost their jobs since May 29, 2015. The number of persons in full time employment decreased by 351,350 in Q2 2016 compared to Q1 2016.

3. The result of these indices is that Nigeria is in its worst economic state for 29 years – dating back to 1987 when the nation had to take harsh steps to recover from President Buhari’s policies of 1984-85.

4. As with 1984-85, companies are fleeing our shores in droves. Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) recently stated that 272 companies have shut down in the past 1 year.

5. Furthermore, like we suffered in 1984-85, we are suffering a brain drain where our best & brightest talents are leaving the country in search of a better life elsewhere.

6. It is disheartening that the Buhari administration is destroying the Nigerian economy & our collective future by the implementation of his archaic & incoherent economic policies which failed in 1984-85 & are failing spectacularly now.

7. Our dismay is worsened by the fact that every sphere of the Nigerian socio-political space (ranging from the conduct of elections, human rights, respect for the rule of law, security, technology, health etc) is negatively affected by the Buhari administration.

8. We join all well meaning Nigerians to call on @MBuhari to resign if he is unable to reverse the disastrous economic decline he has brought on Nigerians.

9. May God bless Nigeria, especially in these very difficult times.

Signed: Deji Adeyanju Director, New Media

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/economic-recession-pdp-calls-buharis-resignation/

The way some people pursue sex sometimes as though their live depends on it, baffles me. Some demonic ones even go as far as committing rape or incest in order to have it. But the pleasure of sex is momentarily and transient.

Here are five things that are more gratifying than sex.

1. Making Money: Whenever I am expecting money, I am excited. When business is going as plan, it gives me so much pleasure and smiles that you can keep sex for later.

2. Achievements and Success: Seeing goals become reality and dreams coming to pass is one feeling that exceeds sex. Depending on how much such achievement means to you, sometimes it could make you cry out of feeling so good. One of such of my achievements was when I got a full scholarship to study abroad, me from a poor home, raise up by a single parent. That was my first time to enter a flight and that opportunity led to many open doors. Such is a feeling greater than sex.

3. Eating Well: The emphasis of this point is on 'well'. There are some meal that will be set before you eh, omo na to forget sex settle down chop food o.

4. Dressing Well: Just like the last point, the emphasis of this point is on 'well'. There is a way you will dress up, you feel sooo good about yourself in a way that sex cannot make you feel. You confidence appreciate and you automatically seems more intelligent. These give you a nice feeling sex may not guarantee.

5. Building and Developing Competencies: For those who are committed to continual excellence, there is an excitement and ecstasy that comes when they add an additional knowledge and competency to their skill set. It is like the Eureka! moment. It spur and excite them, it gives joy and sense of fulfillment that sex may not give.

In actual sense, many wise people have been able to re-direct their sexual urges to pursue one or more of these things listed above to add value to their lives rather than dissipate this energy pursuing sexual gratification that may add just little or nothing to their lives.

When next you are consume by sexual graving, why not convert it to pursue any of these?

HarkymTheOracle:
Good..very good.

You call the 'blood of Jesus', just.

SMH.

gdonmylife:
Who says he is a teacher. Of all professions,why associate him with teaching profession.

And what is wrong associating him with teaching, is he not human being.

He is Yoruba Language teacher.

MadCow1:
They should have just written UNIBEN as an unaccredited University.


IMAGINE that Pharmacy in UNIBEN is unaccredited. No wonder they all graduate as Chemist.



#ShutDownUNIBEN

U re really mad cow. It might just be they renewing the accreditation for the course because they ve graduated numerous students in the past. So don't shout shut down.

U see other schools whose mechanical and architecture aren't accredited u nor shout shut down, u also see schools with over 8 unaccredited courses u nor shout shut down, na uniben.

Is like uniben refuse u admission, sorry o. God will do it.

forkadict:
Delaying as per what now? Resumption is scheduled for last quarter at least as of now. Whether this may change, I don't know. But to my knowledge this has always been the position for some time. So which delay are you talking about? Cos I don't understand. This is for the medicalisted folks.

That of the wait listed folks will take much longer. Of course this goes without saying.

I will endeavour to respond to your pm in due course.

With the obvious death of the thread, I hope I can now peacefully retire.

Thanks for your response.

Expecting call up immediately after medicals hence my reference to delay.

Sorry for the emergency call to duty , pls have a peaceful retirement.

Do not let your in due course to be like nlng own o.

Twale!!!

forkadict:
Shaun Sir!

'Sup?

We are fine o, but not too fine.

Nor vex o say we drag u come back from retirement.

Would like to know if you have info about what is delaying 'complete' closure of the process from our people (nlng).

The medicalisted people are still waiting, not to talk of the waitlisted peeps.

Whatsup boss, help boys, why this further delay? Thought they wanted to finish every sharp sharp. Forget say people nor dey comment too much o, dem still dey monitor proccedings, Lolz.

Meanwhile, I sent you PM, please respond.

Maybe someone need to called Forkadict from retirement from the thread now that artmedia has already deactivated his acct.

Any update to calm rising temper.

ladyF:
You're welcome dear.

Well, it's more than just the prize though, winning it is enough compensation for some of us. But there's a 50k prize attached.

OK.

ladyF:
Dfavouredone how are you dear? Please we need as much votes as we can get.

To vote, simply go to the voting thread ----> https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination anytime between 10am and 6pm.
Then type in ---->

I am fine o. Thanks for checking.

What does the winner of the competition get?

lokodon:
The thread shall rise again

SOON

ladyF:
Hey guys, na me again o lol... How una dey? How's the family, and work nko? Just want to wish you all happy weekend.

Thanks thanks dear. All is fine and great. And wish u same.

Just pass this page, that's all.

OK, help me there, yes u.

ladyF:
Amen! ...still got 3 more posts to go after this one sha. Just want to greet everyone... Miss the active thread and all.

NanaF how you dey? Where is everybody sef?

Don't worry by the time the good news drop like this, the thread go bubble small again.

Though the thread has fulfilled it purpose and it's now in her last days.

ladyF:
lmao. Which trick is that? You are highly favoured...

You know na, first comment thingz.

Ameeeeeen. And you too dear.

ladyF:
Sexyjob how are you dear? How is the holiday going? And the family nko?

Your trick isn't working,

Happy Id-el-Fitr

catchdwind4rmkd:
I'm kind of confused about this CDR. Do I need a CDR for MSA if I'm NOT claiming EMPLOYMENT POINTS?. I filled in the application for EA MSA but didn't submit it coz I wasn't ready to pay at the time. However, I wasn't asked to upload a CDR at any point in the application.

So, please can someone clarify on who needs a CDR and what stage of the application is it needed? Thanks.

EA assessment is mainly based on your first degree. Where (the country) u obtained ur first degree from will determine whether u need Competency Demonstration Report (CDR) or not. If u obtained it from a country which is part of the Washington or Dublin accord, u won't need CDR, but if obtained it from Nigeria which is not part of any of these accord agreement, you surely need CDR.

catchdwind4rmkd:
That's sad Frank. I never knew you're a student though.
I'm sure the mail was obvious has it was clearly stated on the IOM website too.
I understand the service was mainly for migrants, precisely PR and citizens. It's intended to help make resettlement of migrants easy.
I can only say I've been lucky on this occasion coz I'm only a temp.

How much did u paid for ur ticket with IOM?

Displacement:
1. I don't know. Probably Q4 2016

2. Nobody knows

3. I don't have data for the IOCs. If you have the data you can share and I can 'guess'. more later.

4. Yes

Why claim what u re not... Re-focus ur energy bro.

U guys are geniuses, the bbm idea has make the thread active at least for a while, and brought out the 'silent followers'.

Kudos.

Cc:

Prinzofparis
Cashme28.

cashme28:
u got mail.
reply

This mail u re sending to everyone medicalisted,

Don't let me ask why.

fav********@gmail.com

ayodiamond:
To lighten up the thread, after NLNG roll out offers and resumption date, then SRD invites may be sent again as some of my colleagues hv chosen to port over, so still expecting some of u guys on waiting list to join me in shell........

That means NLNG pays more than Shell at graduate level. Cool.

Jwhizzy:
Thanks man.

I really am not worried about the medicals. Just thought to share the info on when NLNG will get the results.

Good, you're welcome bro.

My guy, artmedia, you are sighted.
Say something, if nothing nothing, just greet the house.

Lets post and not just view to keep the thread lively, considering the fact that some people would have deserted the thread after the release of results.

Jwhizzy:
So I got a call from the clinic today asking me to verify my weight as they had written something down that didn't look correct. That worries me a bit as who knows what other errors may be undetected, but that's a worry for another day. Took the opportunity to ask them when they'll send the report to NLNG and they confirmed that NLNG will get it today. The lady evenly jokingly said to expect feedback from tomorrow.

I don't think there is any reason to worry. Afterall they were the ones that detected the error themselves, so if there were anything more, they would have notice it as well.

Don't give yourself unnecessary headache.

Those currently outside country, have you guys been contacted and have you done your Medical?

I think Nlng will get to us asap after the medicals. During my medical, the clinic admin told me, he want to reply NLNG mail to them requesting the names of people who have completed medical so far.

From the rush to get those who ve completed medical even before the given window expire, these guys really want to wrap this up asap.