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Dongreat:
Wonderful. So you mean Putin goes around the streets of Moscow, inspecting sewers or Trump goes uninvited to JFK airport just to inspect the toilets. I see why the citizens of third world countries are just, well to put it politely, "Bloody Illiterate".

Truly Nigerian deserve the kind of leaders they have.

The situation different my friend.

iriferi:
We're suffering from bad governance, we should now join the wickedness of our fellow human to that? Tufiakwa!

I am very sorry for your frustrations and suffering. I certainly didn't intent to worsened your plight. Hopefully with the right attitude, I pray God will help you.

I don't mean to be insensitive to anyone plight. And if my offer appears so whether directly or indirectly, I withdraw the offer.

SUJYDEE:
Na the @380 fear the guy. If it's negotiable as you said, I am asking for @300. Can I PM you sir.

No, I won't accept @300.

Thanks for the offer anyway.

iriferi:
I'm not going to sugar coat it, I'll tell you as it is. What you're doing is evil, it's wickedness, it's barbaric and heartbreaking. People like you are the ones who always call the government and those in power all manners of names but are more evil than those they are insulting.

If Cash remit, world remit and the likes offered you #380/AUD why didn't you use them? Because you know some students really need this dollar you're trying to cheat them out of the little they could afford.
Shame on you! And I am going to tell you this. Karma is real! It might not come back to you the same way you are to others but it will surely come.
Change your ways!

There are post the mods should delete, yours is one of those post and you should be banned.

I thought of not responding to your limited knowledge and insult but then I am not one who fails to address misconceptions. For all there is, from your overbearing assumption and ranting you could be a lad who needs attention.

First, I made an offer, which no one is obligated to accept but a choice. And secondly, the offer could be negotiated by anyone who so desire subject to my acceptance, so it's not a cast on stone offer.

I cheat no one, and what I offer is mine and not a public fund. It is not a charity, it's a bargain. I make my fund by God's grace, and you or anybody not even the mod can moderate what I offer on my money, I force it on no one.

I pray for anyone who desire good things, good thing will meet them. But anyone who prays for me to fail because I made an offer on my hard earned money, the good I have seen will be far from such person and I return every negative pronouncement back to the sender in Jesus name. Amen

Lastly, stop this your entitlement mentality, no one own you anything. Personal fund is different from public fund so stop comparing me with politicians. Someone who know how to approach somebody could negotiate and take advantage of what you are crying fowl of.

Hello,

I have some AUD to exchange for naira. If you need AUD pls contact me.

I have 3,000 AUD to exchange @ the rate of 380.

Thanks.

Good one. Kudos bro and God bless.

Smallville10:
My mother had a dream dis morning which goes thus:

She found herself in a gathering in NPA (where she retired) and then suddenly a vehicle brought in dead bodies into the premises who were victims of accidents, the bodies were so many that they were piled up. She and others were looking through a window and were feeling bad abt it. Suddenly, one of the dead persons (male) turned and got up and she was shocked so she quickly called someone to see and suddenly all d other dead people started getting up one after another until there was no dead left and the place was full of joy.

Can anyone explain this pls...

My brother, it is not just a dream o, don't mind those saying so. Some (note I said some) dreams carry potent message. This dream seems like one of such. Seeing the dead or anything related to the dead is most time not a good omen. But seeing them come back to life, seem like bad thing turning into good. However, I cannot authoritative say this is what this dream meant. But what I will strongly advise is for you and your mum to embark on a fasting immediately and pray immediately. Do not take anything for granted.

I notice all of them are in computer and IT related business. They are more like scientist than engineers.

Don't get me wrong, they have done very well for themselves and the world, kudos.

The Algerian coach has suddenly become dumb after the match to talk wetin he eye see, after all the mouth wey him and his boys make before the match.

Hello Family,

Pls I want to write my competency demonstration report (CDR) for my EA assessment. My degree is mechanical engineering.

Please I need samples of CDR for mechanical engineering that has gotten positive assessment from anyone who has, pls. I just want to use it as a guide and not to plagiarise it.

My e-mail is favuor1234@gmail.com

Thanks.

CindyeMerAld:
people only pay attention to threats,so thats the only way to stop them cos nigerians are stubborn generally..
i remember our farm in the village,my dad tied red clothes around the farm just to stop pple from entering and it worked,and the funny thing is that the red cloth doesnt have any effect..its simple psychology,pple r scared of what they dnt understand.

Hahahahahaha

Folafikemi:
you sure will have issues cos traveling out has to do with visible evidence and once one is uttered, the suspicion start arising, hence i advise next time u book with accredited agency who uses flexible ticket booking software like the one i used few months ago...@easyflytravels. they cud reverse such mistakes at no cost at all

Thanks for your response.

Notwithstanding, I have called the booking agency and they said there is no cause for alarm.

winetapper:
No you won't even if it's written " wisdoom "

make sure the ticket is valid.
people buy people's ticket and fly with it

OK. Thanks.

Relieved. Just even call booking agency and they said I am fine.

Hello, pls I need a quick help on this.

I have three names on my passport Wisdom Oghenetega Johnson (not the real names on passport though) but only two of my names Wisdom Johnson ( my first name and my surname) is on my flight ticket.

The booking agency omitted my middle name on my ticket.

Will I have issues with that when checking-in and boarding?

adeyak83:
Sorry, which faction of PDP that released this statement if i may ask, formal pdp or informal pdp? which one be original self?

Does it matter which faction is releasing the statement.

gabi101:
nice...thumbs up for number 2

Thanks bro.

I never knew someone could be so tenacious without purpose. The way Buhari fought and fought to be president, one would have thought he knows what to do to right the wrongs when he enter. Apparently one can be running sooo hard but in the wrong decision.

How i wish he just resign, so people don't have to suffer still 2019.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), on Wednesday, took a swipe at the President Muhammadu Buhari-led Federal government, over the statistics released by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), which shows a negative growth in the first two quarters of the year. PDP in a statement signed by its Director, New Media, Deji Adeyanju and made availble to pressmen stated that nothing better showcases the incompetence of the Buhari administration than the GDP, Inflation & Unemployment figures released by NBS.

“PRESS STATEMENT – PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS COMPLETELY DESTROYING NIGERIA


1. Nothing better showcases the absolute ineptitude & incompetence of the Muhammadu Buhari administration than the GDP, Inflation & Unemployment figures released by Nigerian Bureau of Statistics today.

2. These figures reveal what we have repeatedly said over the last 15 months – the Nigerian President is destroying the Nigeria economy. For the avoidance of doubt, some of these figures include:

GDP contracted by -2.06% in Q2 2016. In contrast, the economy grew by 2.35% in Q2 2015. Q2 was worse than the -0.36% shrinking of the economy in Q1 2016. Headline Inflation for July 2016 stands at 17.1%. It was from 16.5% in June 2016. Food inflation was 15.58% for July 2016 from 15.3% in June 2016.

Portfolio investment declined to an estimated $245.3m in Q2 2016. This represents a 9.5% from $271.0m in Q1 2016 & is a far cry from $2.81bn in Q2 2015. FDI declined from $211.1m in Q2 2015 and $174.4m in Q1 2016 to an estimated $133.0m in Q2 2016.

Total value of capital imported in Q2 2016 is estimated at mere $647.1m. This is the lowest quarterly figure since Nigeria started keeping records of capital importation. It is a decline from $710.9 m in Q1 2016 & a far cry from $2.67bn in Q2 2015. A total of 4,580,602 people have lost their jobs since May 29, 2015. The number of persons in full time employment decreased by 351,350 in Q2 2016 compared to Q1 2016.

3. The result of these indices is that Nigeria is in its worst economic state for 29 years – dating back to 1987 when the nation had to take harsh steps to recover from President Buhari’s policies of 1984-85.

4. As with 1984-85, companies are fleeing our shores in droves. Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) recently stated that 272 companies have shut down in the past 1 year.

5. Furthermore, like we suffered in 1984-85, we are suffering a brain drain where our best & brightest talents are leaving the country in search of a better life elsewhere.

6. It is disheartening that the Buhari administration is destroying the Nigerian economy & our collective future by the implementation of his archaic & incoherent economic policies which failed in 1984-85 & are failing spectacularly now.

7. Our dismay is worsened by the fact that every sphere of the Nigerian socio-political space (ranging from the conduct of elections, human rights, respect for the rule of law, security, technology, health etc) is negatively affected by the Buhari administration.

8. We join all well meaning Nigerians to call on @MBuhari to resign if he is unable to reverse the disastrous economic decline he has brought on Nigerians.

9. May God bless Nigeria, especially in these very difficult times.

Signed: Deji Adeyanju Director, New Media

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/economic-recession-pdp-calls-buharis-resignation/

The way some people pursue sex sometimes as though their live depends on it, baffles me. Some demonic ones even go as far as committing rape or incest in order to have it. But the pleasure of sex is momentarily and transient.

Here are five things that are more gratifying than sex.

1. Making Money: Whenever I am expecting money, I am excited. When business is going as plan, it gives me so much pleasure and smiles that you can keep sex for later.

2. Achievements and Success: Seeing goals become reality and dreams coming to pass is one feeling that exceeds sex. Depending on how much such achievement means to you, sometimes it could make you cry out of feeling so good. One of such of my achievements was when I got a full scholarship to study abroad, me from a poor home, raise up by a single parent. That was my first time to enter a flight and that opportunity led to many open doors. Such is a feeling greater than sex.

3. Eating Well: The emphasis of this point is on 'well'. There are some meal that will be set before you eh, omo na to forget sex settle down chop food o.

4. Dressing Well: Just like the last point, the emphasis of this point is on 'well'. There is a way you will dress up, you feel sooo good about yourself in a way that sex cannot make you feel. You confidence appreciate and you automatically seems more intelligent. These give you a nice feeling sex may not guarantee.

5. Building and Developing Competencies: For those who are committed to continual excellence, there is an excitement and ecstasy that comes when they add an additional knowledge and competency to their skill set. It is like the Eureka! moment. It spur and excite them, it gives joy and sense of fulfillment that sex may not give.

In actual sense, many wise people have been able to re-direct their sexual urges to pursue one or more of these things listed above to add value to their lives rather than dissipate this energy pursuing sexual gratification that may add just little or nothing to their lives.

When next you are consume by sexual graving, why not convert it to pursue any of these?

HarkymTheOracle:
Good..very good.

You call the 'blood of Jesus', just.

SMH.

gdonmylife:
Who says he is a teacher. Of all professions,why associate him with teaching profession.

And what is wrong associating him with teaching, is he not human being.

He is Yoruba Language teacher.

MadCow1:
They should have just written UNIBEN as an unaccredited University.


IMAGINE that Pharmacy in UNIBEN is unaccredited. No wonder they all graduate as Chemist.



#ShutDownUNIBEN

U re really mad cow. It might just be they renewing the accreditation for the course because they ve graduated numerous students in the past. So don't shout shut down.

U see other schools whose mechanical and architecture aren't accredited u nor shout shut down, u also see schools with over 8 unaccredited courses u nor shout shut down, na uniben.

Is like uniben refuse u admission, sorry o. God will do it.

forkadict:
Delaying as per what now? Resumption is scheduled for last quarter at least as of now. Whether this may change, I don't know. But to my knowledge this has always been the position for some time. So which delay are you talking about? Cos I don't understand. This is for the medicalisted folks.

That of the wait listed folks will take much longer. Of course this goes without saying.

I will endeavour to respond to your pm in due course.

With the obvious death of the thread, I hope I can now peacefully retire.

Thanks for your response.

Expecting call up immediately after medicals hence my reference to delay.

Sorry for the emergency call to duty , pls have a peaceful retirement.

Do not let your in due course to be like nlng own o.

Twale!!!

forkadict:
Shaun Sir!

'Sup?

We are fine o, but not too fine.

Nor vex o say we drag u come back from retirement.

Would like to know if you have info about what is delaying 'complete' closure of the process from our people (nlng).

The medicalisted people are still waiting, not to talk of the waitlisted peeps.

Whatsup boss, help boys, why this further delay? Thought they wanted to finish every sharp sharp. Forget say people nor dey comment too much o, dem still dey monitor proccedings, Lolz.

Meanwhile, I sent you PM, please respond.

Maybe someone need to called Forkadict from retirement from the thread now that artmedia has already deactivated his acct.

Any update to calm rising temper.

ladyF:
You're welcome dear.

Well, it's more than just the prize though, winning it is enough compensation for some of us. But there's a 50k prize attached.

OK.

ladyF:
Dfavouredone how are you dear? Please we need as much votes as we can get.

To vote, simply go to the voting thread ----> https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination anytime between 10am and 6pm.
Then type in ---->

I am fine o. Thanks for checking.

What does the winner of the competition get?

lokodon:
The thread shall rise again

SOON