₦airaland Forum

Angelfrost:
Frost himself... How the Tinubunomics dey treat you??!

Una don buy every needed addition to that squad, same with Arsenal... So, I will expect no excuses this season.

You guys should have held on to de Gea for at least one more season as a backup to Onana.

Pity you people couldn't land Kane or Osimhen... They would have been the Perfect 9 to complete your first squad.

Omo the Tinubunomics is not smiling. People just dey vex, like MTN, everywhere you go.

Osimhen is looking for big club and big money too. Man Utd can't afford big money now for him unfortunately. Onana will come good, trust me. Na for ETH to avoid playing him and Harry at the same time 🤣😝😋

Fira09:
This season will be fascinating, it seems Arsenal are proving a point.

While M United keeps declining in defense, e go too tough for una under Onana & Maguire.

I see United conceding a lot of cheap goals this season, this I have seen.

Simple come and eat jollof rice, you enter throway the pot, what is wrong with you Fira09? 😝🤦🤣

Think of your boys Barcelona first

fergie001:
I am not a fan of Ikorodu baldie.

We still need you chief... 🤣😝😋 we will dash you that Falcons babe Alozie. Go and check her out.

Fuckingmallam45:
Frost my man, kilo nsele omo iya?

Mo wa ooh... can't wait for the banters to start 😋😝🤣

Angelfrost:
Brother, side don good as season don start... I don dey watch EFL again as my Leeds don shift base. Good game from them and Leicester too.

I have high hopes they will bounce back into EPL next season.

Angel baba, here we go again. Kyase Ray07 Fira09 Baba Fergie001 Fuckingmallam45 chikason22 who else did I leave out?

Baba fergie001 are you with us this season? We need you abeg 😥🥴🙌😔

juman:
It might be not fake.

I collected my NYSC certificate two years after I completed it.
On the last day when certificates were given, some few of us certificates were missing and we were told to go to head office in abuja to collect ours.

I went twice to abuja for it, I live in kwara.
I had to give bribe at head office in abuja the second time I went there before they were committed to do it for me.

Bribe or tip?

Six governors? Did I read that correctly?

Hotwest:
Was d man asleep or what

Wicked witch just like Edo women

Avoid them. Very violent and unforgettable spirit runs in their blood once u cheat on them meanwhile na Dem b d head olosho...if u think I'm lying go to Italy and ask

Una ho just open mouth early morning waaaaa!!! Na only Edo women dey Italo?

#StopTheStereotype

chukel:
how did you end up as a single mother of 2

No need for this. Life happens.

omojeje2:
The war was indeed serious for some parts of the nation, namely the Eastern region. In the Western region, life continued as usual and to all intents and purposes, in every day life, you really couldn’t tell there was a war going on in the same country. In fact, the war might as well have been in Congo. That’s how unaffected they were.

A couple of notable exceptions were the invasion of Ore, the bombing of Pen Cinema and 1 other bombing that escapes my memory.
Otherwise o, work, travel, owambes, naming ceremonies, weddings, concerts, plays etc continued.

Exactly 💯. The theatre of war wasn't in the SW, hence they progressed a bit ahead of others.

But then, let's enjoy the thread.

madridguy:
Africa leaders with thier bambiala attitude
Thank you Putin.

As in the shame dey shame me 🤦🥴😥😡

Jewessgratitud3:
Yeah.. I like the way they communicate when coming together. The little boy among them is the head I guess. I can't remember though.

That's Black Lion...

Jewessgratitud3:
Terrahawks and this reminds me yet of another one. Bird Man. Voltron defender of the Universe. 😂

Then I'll say I'm the leg, others will say they are the head and hand. Lol . Our childhood was more fun. Not now that a 14 year old is thinking of yahoo. Then wetin we dey think?

...and I'll form the head.

Jewessgratitud3:
Lol.. yes oo.. danger mouse! How could I forget with that his one patched eye. There are so many of them too I can't remember.

There's one other one like that. zero or is it zerox. They are always in a space-ship fighting some haggard looking family like that.

Terrahawks

Zelda was the evil matriarch of the family.

"Nonsense and ingredients, Chief Eleyinmi..."
"Nonsense and ingredients, Chief Eleyinmi..."

Jewessgratitud3:
Wow you just reminded me of my favorite cartoon fragle rock and also Ovid and the gang, Teddy Rockspin, Super Ted and sporty, little prince, Dodo the kid from out of space. Once these cartoons start, nothing anyone can tell me again that I'll hear until I finish watching them. Chai!

Lovely memories.

And you just left Danger Mouse out?

Racoon:
Indomie generation will never know or understand.

Racoon!!!

Alejo2000:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,

Warm regards,

Hi Alejo2000,

You have gathered a lot from this thread so mine might really mean nothing. You have the money already. Bank it or save up in fx and keep it as a trust fund for your children (just 3/4 of it) or invest in landed properties.

Move your children to a stable African French-speaking country. Thereby you have given them a head start on a new language before 2 to 3 years, they are already fluent. Always remember, you are investing in your children. They are your primary goal for now. Forget about yourself. In Shaa Allah, when they are balanced in life, they can always pull you and your wife over for vacation and longer stays eventually.

Kossyso:
Jumong
Power
3 idiots
Blacklist
Love don't cost a thing
A walk to remember

Red and Elizabeth

The Godfather (all installations)
The Mobsters
Gladiator
Road to Perdition
Gangster Squad
The Untouchables

Nemesis0147:
dey play

You are wik'ed. Why hold your fellow man's neck like that? 🤣😝🤦

Ray07:
No be me say may e go vote APC again.
Make e transfer his aggression to the people around him.

Ray07:
nawa o . . . Word way Nigerian the use joke with.
Person don vex already. 🤣

No need exchanging words with you.
Have a nice day kiddo.

Ray, comot for their thread ooh.... No backup for you here. Men don run go OT. Retreat, I repeat, retreat

Bigpat:
She just proved to be a complete Yoruba woman, not a surprise. She saw some of her colleagues appointed in some offices by governors and she felt left out, she has to betray herself and every other person to be on Tinubu's side, so that she will be appointed as the minister of body odor in Nigeria

You don't need to tow that path. She might be ignorant of world economics and how these things work but is she willing to learn? I guess not.

JagabanBorgu:
Compare house rent in the USA to that in Nigeria, compare the various taxes u pay to that in Nigeria, compare medical bills, compare tuition fees for children too.
When u compare like that, you won't be screaming anyhow.
There are many many ways to demand improvement from the government not being hypôcrîtical

Chief, Eniola should speak on subjects she has a hold on. Economics is not her strength. Let's stop comparing all these. 30,000 NGN = $35. That's less that 4 hours job in those climes.

Gerrard59:
I recalled when my mom asked me whether she should sell the dollars she had, I replied no. She asked why?

I responded, "I have never lost betting against Nigeria. Hold your dollars, and hold it tight."

So both of us are monitoring his comment 😋🤣

Eriokanmi:
I'd advise those still hoarding dollars in anticipation of selling at 755 to begin selling sharply. Dollars fell to 715 naira at the black market yesterday. The implication of the recent policy is, dollar will be made available to anyone who needs it at 635, including the bdcs. The difference between the official and black market rates won't be much, as we once had it some years back. I see dollar trading at 655 at the black market soon cos it will be available to every bidder, including the BDCs if you now wish to approach the bank to get fx at the official rate, you'd need to present your TCC to enjoy the rate difference

How far? What's the rate today? Just asking oooh.

grandstar really? You believe this from Ronaldo? Camel 🐫 league over McDonald's league?

😝😋🤣😆

Real definition 💯 of hitting the ground running 🏃‍♂️.

Almiron your boy is on heat 🔥.

Cc: honeric01, semid4lyfe, Fira09

Until an average African dies or is about to die before we become innovative 💡.

Can individuals work from home? Yes
Do everyone need to get to work before they do their respective jobs? No

I thought COVID-19 showed us a better way of working, alas, no.

🤦

naptu2 is cooking chatinet... you took the words out of my mouth.

Irrespective of your religious obligations, be human first.

Uncle Racoon be calming down. No be El-Rufai ooh

wunmi590:
😆, I'm actually saving, but not much like before, unlike before that I used to save like 100k monthly, it has reduced to like 50k..

Things are really expensive my brother, I won't lie, I make sure I cut my coat according to my size, I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't womanize, but you see transport and food ehn, those to are killing

Cut cost from food and transportation. Buy in bulk and carpool. It helps a lot. Especially if you live in Lagos.