₦airaland Forum

Who say Chelsea nor be agbero club!

Chelsea ti take over.

One thing I have learned from GEJ castigation is that no matter what you do people will hate and criticize you for no reasons. Their happiness depends on mud-sliding you.

Now I know fashola is working.

What am I doing here! I shouldn't be here.

Not one single comment of encouragement from fellow nairalanders but insults and pull him down comments. I feel so sad.

Our breakthrough is sometimes tied to the breakthrough of others. We should at all times encourage our neighbors, because the actions of our good deeds are always pregnant.

What can be more massive than the epic failure of this APC clueless vegetable government?

Corruption thrives in this $hit hole because we the citizens masses do nothing about corrupt Nigerians, but sadly we sing their praises to high heaven.

Haters will always find one thing to talk about!

Watch how they will feast on the author and leave his message unattended.

Please I didn't mention you.

The presidency has always maintained that Buhari is in good health, Buhari is as strong as fiddle.

Do you pray for someone who is well, who is as strong as fiddle to get well? Get well from what? From strong as fiddle or from well itself?

Haters people tire me!

In this time and age where you can't deprive the truth of sunlight, some persons; husbands and daddies, still find it comfortable to tell lies, even to people whose IQ duaf theirs.

Our criminal code should be amended to reflect death as the punishment for political lies and deviation from electoral promises.

The craze for wealth. It is high time we come hard on all these fake drugs and counterfeit products producers, and marketers.

The names though saddens my heart.

This administration has something against Abati, hence this unusual and defeated tone of his. If he sang anyhow, the government would squeezed his balls.

A government that came to power riding on the wings of deception and distortion of facts and truth, a government that is not prepared to match actions with their bogus promises, a government that raised the expectations of her citizens masses and then turned around telling them they are foolish to believe them, and Reuben Abati, you are saying you are not going to say poo. Abeg pack for corner, your brain Don start to dey pain you.

BTW what is wrong if PMB should try our herbal products, like Dr. Iguedo Goko Cleanser and other herbal products. We should patronised our own to grow our own.

mapet:
..and you two fools can only imagine that govt bonds is to "pay" for medical bills? Why is the size of your reasoning capacity shrinking by the day

I won't be angry with you. You are entitled to your own foolishness.

I see where this is going to. PMB has not been able to pay his medical bills, that's why he has not come back. So they are looking for fund to clear his medical bills.

PYO please don't approve this policy, we don't want PMB back yet, we won't buy even if you approved it.

quick hacks for the present Nigerian problem.
1) Join the protest! Be a part of history.
2) Impeach Buhari
3) If you saw something you don't like, say it aloud.
4) 2019, tell yourself, I will not be fooled again.
5) Use condom always, the population of zombies needs to be reduced to its minimum.

Know any quick hack for Nigerian problems, say it.

Buhari is a mistake we shouldn't have made.

Na recession make the first owner chase the dog away. Person never chop 2 square meal na to come feed dog wey nor dey work? Abegi! Op keep the dog.

God what is it that we as Nigerians have done that you punish us so badly? Why are we so exploitative and wicked?

I give up on this country.

GEJ asking us to reconcile with zombies and afonjas. It is a very tall task, but if Christ could do it, I think we can.

They said Christ is the reason for the season, Zombies and Afonjas are the reason for what?

These men came all the way from Port Harcourt, in River State to steal a tricycle (keke) in Ekpan in Effurun on 10th of November 2016 at about some minutes after 12; pm, unfortunately luck was not on their side as they were caught along the ughelli-patani express way on their way to Port Harcourt with the tricycle by men of the Nigerian police attached to the ughelli division. The Army uniform on the floor is what one of them wore to intimidate, harrass, and forcefully collect the tricycle key from the tricycle rider handed it to the fair one on T-shirt and off they zoomed away, telling the rider to come meet them in the barrack. The vehicle behind them belongs to them, its registration plate number is AAA-532CX Lagos; a BMW car. The tricycle behind the vehicle is the stolen tricycle with registration plate number PTN-504UP Delta but the thieves have replaced the registration number with YEN-403QU Bayelsa. The tricycle is just two weeks old. In their possession are a white navy uniform, receipt booklet bearing Izuking Integrated Oil and Gas Ltd, stamps and pad, walking-talking, mobile phones, ATM cards, and other things. I just can't thank SP Joseph Imasuen and his squad of the Ughelli division for their professionalism, intelligence, alertness and human face.

May God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
May God bless the Nigerian police!
May God bless the effort of every Nigerian who is into legitimate hustling!