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Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:27pm On Aug 31, 2013
Speakdatruth: Caracta, imagine a summer day on the beach when suddenly a beautiful tropical rain started pouring. Your sundress got soaked while we struggled to stay sheltered under a palm tree.

In it we found
ourselves in total abandon, writhing in passion. We were enjoying the hot palm tree. I then felt your lips teasing my earlobes as I gently tugged on the buttons of your dress. My heart started to pound. I swear it was louder than
the thunder overhead. I trailed kisses down the side of your neck and would stop slowly as I nibbled your skin, while my hands cupped your breast$. My thumb teased
your nippl£ and You gasped as I felt this torment between your thighs. All you could do was
surrender to this wanton longing to be one. You pressed my body closer to yours. I was thrilled that
you felt exactly as I did. There may have been a
storm drowning your moans of pleasure, but the storm raging inside me was stronger! As I got hard, I knew I had to tell you how much I want you. I can’t wait until this is over, when I
know my dream will pale in comparison to the fire that will consume us both.

This wooing may come as a surprise to you, but I needed to tell you that, when we make love I feel
our bodies performing like
a true orchestra. Every sound and every movement
are in tune and there is harmony in every gesture;
everything is in place and I feel in harmony with the
entire universe.
Our bodies are instruments of mutual pleasure. The seldom times I open my eyes, I have a glimpse of
our shadows on the wall and it looks like a dance.

Our movements are precise and our souls are so light, as we give ourselves to one another. The sensation of fulfillment I experience when I am inside of you is
unforgettable. The desire of having you more and more is beyond any explanation. I wish those movements never ended and that I remained forever in your body. But
because those moments always come to a finish, there is no other option but to repeat them. I want us to dance to this music. I want to feel that
unshakable harmony that happens every time our skins touch. I want you
forever and always. I need
you in my life. Caracta just say yes.
is this a s*x chat?

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Were To Have Only One Sense Organ Of The Five by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:19pm On Aug 31, 2013
Ngenge: Eye. Life witout sight is unimaginable to me. A blind man must be led by anoda
Realy?
how would life be like without having a sense of touch? I mean, bleeping a lady without feeling anything.
I know u forgot that part
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside El-Salvador's 'Prison Pits' by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:09pm On Aug 31, 2013
They've got swags, mehnnnn.
just take a good look at d first pix... Evidence of good living u would say.

PRETTY PATHETIC
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2013
NOISE MAKERS
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 8:24pm On Aug 31, 2013
Monzuur:
wat did u mean sir?
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Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 7:50pm On Aug 31, 2013
D-Explorer:
Only the courageous can woo a lady. I mean real men NOT boys.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 10:00pm On Aug 30, 2013
Red-Light:
hahahahahahahaha see me running from bathroom to living room naked

hehehe chelsea wont kill me grin grin
End time things
Politics / Re: 1,000 Ex-militants To Get Samsung Job Offer by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 10:48am On Aug 29, 2013
how do I apply? undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 6:45am On Aug 28, 2013
Please, those lucky few that eventually get the interview invite should be kind enough to state their course of study. Wish us the best in our future endeavours.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:16pm On Aug 27, 2013
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 7:36pm On Aug 27, 2013
akinola02:

Pls tell the house nw. Hw is ur result? Yet to receive mail
perhaps, u are successful.
surprisingly, didn't make it to d next stage (interview stage). pretty funny though
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young Recruiting Graduate Trainees 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 7:13pm On Aug 27, 2013
result just rolled in. lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 26th August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:56pm On Aug 26, 2013
I bring u greetings from the Emirate
Arsene is pretty glad cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Matt Dallas Is Gay (Kyle XY Star) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 6:47pm On Aug 26, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Matt Dallas Is Gay (Kyle XY Star) by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2013
bigfrancis021: This is old news. He announced this since January his year.



Super handsome guys most of the times are usually gay. I am not saying straight guys aren't handsome, some tend to be but its only to an extent. Past a certain threshold of handsomeness, a guy is rarely straight. It might seem as a shock to the ladies, especially Nigerian ladies, when super hot guys come out as gay, they start thinking its a choice or something but they are just being themselves. They've always been that way since birth till now, only that you're just knowing now and it makes you think they just turned gay recently. Gay people are suffering emotional and physical sufferings and torturing worldwide already, thus life is hard for them already. So when nature decides to bless them with physical beauty unmatched to none, it isn't a coincidence. That's how nature wants it. Straight guys don't need to be super handsome anyway. They'll always get the ladies come what may. With some thousands of dollars in their pockets, any straight guy is attractive to a female. The world already belongs to the straight guys anyway. Some average-looking straight guys find it difficult to be faithful to one lady let alone if they happen to be super handsome. With all the extreme tempting attractions from the ladies that come with being a guy being handsome, such guys will be something else. Maybe, it's nature's own way of keeping straight guys in check, who knows.

In Nigeria for the meantime, super handsome gay guys are still dating and marrying females to keep up with peer and family pressures. Nigerian females for now are still enjoying the privilege of dating super handsome guys - a privilege American and British ladies no longer have because the super hot guys in their country are being honest with their sexuality and not dating females. The fact that super handsome guys are usually gay isn't no longer a surprise in foreiegn societies. Every British/American lady knows that, and when they come across a super handsome guy, they just don't start falling for him or going after him like Nigerian ladies do because, more often than not, they'll discover he's gay, at times soon, at times several weeks later after they must have fallen deeply in love with him.

Most of the guys that win Mr. this or that competitions are not usually straight. In Nigeria, Alex Ekubo, Mr. Nigeria of last year, isn't straight and he dated Alex Uti, who's also gay, of BBA for sometime. Two other guys who I know deep down aren't straight are Lynxx Utunu(the Nigerian rapper from Asaba) and Van Vicker. Some will say, after all Van Vicker is already married with kids, but don't let that deceive you. Many gay guys in Africa are married with wives and children but yet maintain hidden gay adventures behind their spouses' backs. Its only a matter of time before they start coming out gradually. After all, 10 years ago, Ricky Martin vehemently denied being gay publicly only to come out 10 years after. Wentworth Miller denied being gay 5 years ago in an interview only to come out this year. The list goes on.
FIRST CLASS write-up

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Consolidated Breweries Plc August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
Teei-Wi:
Wat next Na to wait or ? Na to go hack dia web
lol. funny dude
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 12:29pm On Aug 26, 2013
Donalð Genes: Ok boys, the correct answer is 'c' why?

Answer explanation:
Option C is the correct answer. From the first statement, we can conclude: fish oil => contains Omega 3. The second statement tells us: that which contains Omega 3 => helps with brain development. If we combine the two statements in reverse, we can see: helps with brain development => contains Omega 3 => fish oil. Thus, helps with brain development => fish oil.
you nailed it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 24th August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 2:23pm On Aug 24, 2013
superb performance. You gotta sign great players to resurrect THE INVINCIBLES















GUNNERS till satan repents
Romance / Re: My New Friend Is Requsting For Money Before I Touch Her by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 1:43pm On Aug 24, 2013
badoolee: I sure say na jez 2k nira d geh request 4 wey diz broda because of ha open thread,guys sha,any babe wey una dey date lyk diz na she dey always giv green lyt,buh all d same guy,d geh fall ur hand big tym,u really dnt av to Bleep any geh,try get dignity small,abi shey na any sexual move dey toture u emotionally ni,as 4 d xo kalled babe,xo she neva too sabi life,she iz still pretty young gan nii,buh cwiously dah bitch nids to get a life,probably na ha frnds giv ha dat kind mumu strategy,if she wanna do it 4 pleasure,at least dem no beg,y makin it look lyk sum kinda little prostitution,she shuld go into it fully,if dats wah she wants nd mk reall money instead of goin 4 cheaps stuffs,buh babe u nid to wise up oo,go to a guys huse nd turn him on,nd go bk ome scot free,u wee nat go unpunished if no be say d guy slack gan,wish ah ws a guy,I will be respected kos ion imagine wah will mk ma dick rise 4 dat kinda slut gan,will deal wif clean gehs#mtcheew#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 24th August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 1:27pm On Aug 24, 2013
well done, Podo
Phones / Re: Tecno N3 Discussion Thread by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 2:26pm On Aug 23, 2013
day0: Open droidvpn and goto settings
Change protocol to udp
change port to 53
save settings
Insert your etisalat sim WITHOUT SUBSCRIPTION
Use default apn : etisalat
connect droidvpn and surf all d way FREE! (still wit the 100mb limit tho but if u.know of meanz to get around the limit; good for u!)
...i'm posting this msg using the tweak. u shd try it
thank me later
it's realy slow, bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Consolidated Breweries Plc August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 6:58am On Aug 23, 2013
Koolstan:
Wow! Tried it n it worked. Thanks a lot, bro.
u're welcome, bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainees Needed At Consolidated Breweries Plc August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 11:52pm On Aug 22, 2013
Koolstan:
An Android phone. BTW, have u applied?
it all boils down to ur browser. use GOOGLE CHROME BROWSER or ur android's web browser.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fenerbahce Vs Arsenal - Champions League Play-off (0 - 3) On 21 August 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:45pm On Aug 21, 2013
tonnieblaise: fantastic victory



Buh dat does not mean mr wenger shouldnt sign o
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Graduate Management Trainee for the year 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 10:15am On Aug 21, 2013
luvola: Applied successful but yet to get any success message. Any dudez in my shoe
same here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Aptitude Test Invitation by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 10:35pm On Aug 08, 2013
primus_maximus:
Thanks boss
u're welcome, sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Aptitude Test Invitation by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 2:53pm On Aug 08, 2013
primus_maximus:

Do u know when the next test is taking place? Its kinda urgent, 10x
13th of August
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Or KPMG Which One Should I Choose? by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 1:54am On Aug 03, 2013
Calculus12:

Always on the lookout for a 'better' deal.
I see kiss
Calculus12:

Always on the lookout for a 'better' deal.
I see
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Or KPMG Which One Should I Choose? by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 5:54pm On Aug 02, 2013
Calculus12:

From the information I have given so far, what do you think?

If you want to do me a mail then send to calculus112@yahoo.com

Since you say you are in PwC then send the mail using your official @ng.pwc.com e-mail.
It seems like u prefer CADBURY to PWC, nd dat's why u are still in for the cadbury wholesale nd retail manager position?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 10:56am On Aug 02, 2013
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Replies From Guinness On Guinness Graduate Trainee 2013 by DgRaNdShErifF(m): 9:31am On Jul 31, 2013
senora aquila:


Hi, it's sad that u got a regret mail. I got the same mail when I applied for batch one. I came to the conclusion that the application had to do with "quota". Quota in the sense that automatic regret mail is sent to applicants who applied outside the limit. Tho, I may be wrong. Your application wasn't even reviewed. The regret mail didn't even bear your name. Or did it?
I started my batch 1 application on the first day the job was posted and completed it on the last day. I also applied last year but didn't complete it...long story.
Anyway, I think I got their mail some hours later. Confirmation and regret mail respectively. I was sad.
Out of nowhere, I was given anoda chance to apply thru batch 2. I grabbed it and applied immediately. Mind u, for d same position.

I don't want u to be depressed cos u got a regret mail....beating urself over what u might have done wrong. Some coys select application based on "first come, first serve".
Thanks ma'am, for these warm words. you've got no idea how relieved I am now having read these sweet words of urs.
submitting late may be one factor, but I'm sure d competency part is another factor. perhaps, I didn't give them what they wanted. though I applied late. it's all gud anyways. I'm better now smiley

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