Business › Re: Why Do People Need Diamond Bank Mastercard And Union Bank Visa card? by DICKstractor: 9:14pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
You better run away. They want to use you as a middle man in cashing out their fraudulent money, give you a little percentage in exchange for you freedom in case the law enforcement agencies come knocking on your door |
Health › Re: 75-Year-Old Tortoise Involved In Accident In Kebbi, Doctors Try To Save The Life by DICKstractor: 9:01pm On Sep 09, 2020*. Modified: 10:13am On Sep 10, 2020 |
That's why I hate this oversabi veterinarians. Why not put knife through that tortoise throat before it dies. 75years is already a long year for it. It has lived a fulfilled life and it was time for it to continue it legacy in the stomach
See how this people just missed tortoise pepper soup with it shell as plate
Should I burst your bubbles?
That wasn't an accident. It was as a result of the tortoise's cunny life that got it into this mess. The tortoise was thrown down from the sky by the birds after claiming that its name is "all of you" so as to eat all the food presented to them in the feast held in the sky
Dah... What I'm am I even saying |
Agriculture › Re: What Did You Plant During The Planting Season by DICKstractor: 8:30pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
Favemmzar200: Bop daddy hope the farm was big enough What can I say Some were large as the gate way to hell while some was as narrow as the eye of a needle. But a farmer doesn't mind the size of his farm land because harvest is always the target |
Politics › Re: My White Hat Yahoo Boy Experiment, I Need Your Advice by DICKstractor: 8:27pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
In summary, you are a God fearing yahoo boy |
Agriculture › Re: What Did You Plant During The Planting Season by DICKstractor: 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
I planted my seeds inside Ijeoma, Blessing, Precious.
I'm waiting for harvest |
Health › Re: People Call Me Witch Because Of Alopecia (complete Loss Of Hair) - Jasmine Ogunb by DICKstractor: 8:03pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
People act stupid and ignorant of the things the no not about...
She's still beautiful without the hair. Without the hair, she will channel the money for Brazilian hair, wool, crochet, superstar attachment, etc for other things |
Health › Re: Mother And Little Daughter Die After Sleeping With Generator In Enugu by DICKstractor: 7:54pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
Is it that there is no enough space outside to keep the generator or is it fear of insecurity that made them keep the generator in the living room |
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen 'turned Down Manchester United Transfer Before Joining Napoli by DICKstractor: 7:49pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
Rugbish news
Even if it was true, I'm happy he didn't join that overhyped and pass glory team. Theatre of talent destruction.
Anytime Ighola is capped, I pray he scores and Manchester loss too. Even if Ighalo scole hattrick, make Manchester united loss 4:3.
That's how patriotic I'm to my fellow Countryman |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Sexual Harassment Victims Are Not Responsible For The Abuse by DICKstractor: 7:44pm On Sep 09, 2020 |
 But your government led by our darling daddy have raped us in such a way that our assholes can't take it anymore. Who will fight for us |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Sometimes Act Strange by DICKstractor: 12:43am On Sep 09, 2020 |
Op, you are inside one groundnut bottle.. That's where you she caged you |
Politics › Re: FG Says N30.5bn Spent In Response To COVID-19 Between April And July by DICKstractor: 12:18am On Sep 07, 2020 |
Davido crew... |
Politics › Re: We Spent N31 Billion To Fight COVID-19 In Nigeria. — FG . by DICKstractor: 12:11am On Sep 07, 2020 |
Did you win the fight? |
Celebrities › Re: Even If Laycon Wins ₦200 Million, He’ll Still Look Like A Church Rat” – Lady Say by DICKstractor: 11:07pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
She without the 200m, she looks like a hairy bush rat |
Romance › Re: 4th Nigeria Most Visited Site. See What Is Been Said About Nairaland On Twitter by DICKstractor: 12:02am On Sep 06, 2020 |
Nairaland my everything |
Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by DICKstractor: 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Bartork: It's another month. We are getting close to the end of the year.
And am glad we are here.
Months running so fast already. It's a wonderful year. But despite the hurdles this family is safe.
The lock down brougt me this new family
May all our pending positive based wishes come true this month
Good pm everyone....
Tot..... Silent but intelligent... Your ways are cute.
Friendlo... My good friend, well placed, wayoish and firm. Ensure you take me out this month ooo. Enough of wayo.
PrincessB1.... Big B plus 1. Keep hiding your money ooo..... Better share it with us....
Dew04..... double faced boss. Been a while.
Katier00..... You hanged me on a scale and left me to fall. Am picking up the pieces.
Mabella2550.... Book and brains... Success is written already. You've nailed all of them. We wait for 10th.... We would then have time to chat....
VickyRotex....peperempe, the battle never ends. A well groomed scammer. I thank god I be omoEKo. Brace yourself, this month I'll fix all your...... Brb
CallMeAthena......Athenacallme
maggilove......maaami ni Ikoyi. Welldone MA. Keep dropping bombshells and making us salivate. It's your job, we are duty bound to come devour the hot dishes
Khriztarl......you came in and ran out before we could settle you in.
Galactico4ever...... Boss your stance is firm. I see your hand. You sabi
Bantino.... Senior man....... Ogaboss.... I Loyal pam
Michealvegas......... Las Vegas...... California..... Campton
armadeo...... Where have you been
tendyjohn..... The man that trends..... How every
Andrew13........ How far. How have you been.
Corbin.....ladies man. Take all of them they are yours.... This month is yours... Just find cabin biscuit give me make I take relax.
dcrested...boss long time
ABCthingx...............ABCthings........ Senior man. Ogami.... We mention you with respect.
1bunne4lif......boss man. Been a while.
StubbornGENIUS...... The man that attracted me to the thread. I miss you in the games. You seem to have deserted me. Come back and play. Yeah work won't let's us but we can nail it in once a while.
Proudlyngwa.... The senior General. Am standing at ease sir.
mickybeejay....man me...long time
LegiitAdigun....boss, your touch on the games are of note. You sabi
BankyGee.... Correct man. Hold ground well... You get mouth.
DICKstractor..... Been a while hope say you bam.
harlos.......been a while I hail, I hail, I hail
Djamel.....welcome home
Idowster......youve made a mark boss. We see you.
Happy New Month Fam
If I didn't mention you and you are active here on this section or thread. Relax I'll find you and fix this.....I greet everyone.
If any one of you like this post una no try. Let outsiders like it and not you. Happy new month bro I know it came late but it's better late than never |
Phones › Re: Send A Screenshot Of Your Network And Data Balance by DICKstractor: 8:24pm On Sep 05, 2020 |

My own is nothing to write home about |
Romance › Re: How Can I Tell He Is Good In Bed? by DICKstractor: 8:21pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
You and test and know if it's trustworthy
Tested and trusted, is the only way sis |
Crime › Re: Man Who Stole FRSC Van In Abuja Arrested By Police by DICKstractor: 8:13pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
 Nothing surprises me in Nigeria again. What was the young man thinking. Like if the hijacking was successful, he would have resprayed the car and automatically become a car owner Thief stealing from thieves. Truly, it's a dog eat dog world But meme full this picture OP used |
Romance › Re: What Should Be The Perfect Age To Get Married And Have Children? by DICKstractor: 11:40am On Sep 05, 2020 |
When you are financially stable years old |
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Romance › Re: Which Is Better, Cuddle Or Kiss? by DICKstractor: 10:36am On Sep 05, 2020 |
Cuddling and touching bress |
Health › Re: Russia Claims Breakthrough As It's COVID-19 Vaccine Triggers Immune Response by DICKstractor: 10:35am On Sep 05, 2020 |
 NAFDAC should give us their own report. I heard Russia sent some samples to them |
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Crime › Re: White American Professor Who Claims To Be Black Has Been Suspended by DICKstractor: 10:07am On Sep 05, 2020 |
Does being black or white actually matter?
She's black and white in nature
You may be black or white but all I know is that we all bleed the same Colour of fluid |
Technology Market › Re: See Little Boy Who Made "IRON MAN" Suit (Pictures) by DICKstractor: 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2020 |
More like paper boy
Nice one |
Travel › Re: Why Do Your Friends Ignore You When They Finally Travel Out Of The Country? by DICKstractor: 9:29am On Sep 03, 2020 |
slimanyd: Those two countries no be abroad jare. Those are 2nd grade okrika abroad . Ok |
Nairaland General › Re: Lagos Airport Hotel Collecting Car Park Money From Her Customers And Staff. by DICKstractor: 8:05pm On Sep 02, 2020 |

Nothing surprises me again in this country |
Crime › Re: Kill Me Rather Than Destroy My Cannabis Farm – Suspect Begs NDLEA by DICKstractor: 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2020 |
As someone said before; say NO to HARD DRUGS except WEED |
Nairaland General › Re: What Currently Keeps You Glued To Nairaland Forum? by DICKstractor: 7:42pm On Sep 02, 2020 |
When I'm bored or less busy, I come here to read some trolls and news
I don't take life in nairaland serious because some attitudes people portray here is the opposite of what they are in real life.
Example Some cyber bullies here are timid people
Some claiming alpha male here are the real life simp
Some feminist are as submissive as BSDM females
Some self proclaimed rich guys are average Nigerians
Some tribalist persons here are actually at peace with everybody in real life
But you see that damn nigga guy, he looks like a real Scammer |
Travel › Re: Why Do Your Friends Ignore You When They Finally Travel Out Of The Country? by DICKstractor: 7:41pm On Sep 02, 2020*. Modified: 7:14pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
I have friends abroad
2 in china 1 in Dubai
We talk very well as far as there is topic to talk about. It just about personality. One thing I'm sure is that I can never ask any of them for money except they give me with from their own free will |
Celebrities › Re: Jeff Bezos’ Ex-wife Mackenzie Scott Becomes World’s Richest Woman by DICKstractor: 7:34pm On Sep 02, 2020 |
Jeff and ex wife just dey carry first anyhow |
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of The Huge Cobra I Killed Today by DICKstractor: 7:32pm On Sep 02, 2020 |
Why is it not in the pot? |