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Some people's source of protein is another man's nose mask.

This life get one life o

Lala won't be happy. This man is not making full use of the snake.

heniford2:
small thing the end is near baba chill jor

That's not Righteousness89. That's an imposter

Osama was a bomber
Slawormir said he is a bomber
Should I say, Slawormir is also a terrorist?...
#dont_leave_me


Osama weak point was watching porn. I can imagine his face while he is wanking to the videos of the naked women. At the point in cloud 9, he doesn't remember any other thing. Just him, his soap and his video

Go and change your charging port


I had a friend that only one particular cord could only charge his phone. If he use any other cord, no percentage will enter.

He solved the case by changing the charging port

Dah


This world smallest lady go fit collect BBC

Favemmzar200:
Maybe GLO their top sponsor have withdrawn their sponsorship

True. Who knows

Favemmzar200:
Yes its like they have stopped...used to watch it on NTA

I don't know what happened to the show. I had the series on my laptop

Favemmzar200:
So you are watching the series kanayo and big english

I did but not anymore

Dont you have wet dreams?
I don't know if it's a good sign at your age.



So, I have no choice than to give you some bad advice that I'm using no more

You sounded like someone that doesn't want to have sex before marriage, the only thing you can do is

1) Download some porn and watch and see if you cum. It's just for test running. You can stop watching after getting results.

2) Think of exotic things

3) As a virgin, you can cum while romancing a girl

4)Please don't masturbate. It's addictive

Rapsodee:
It's nothing to worry about.. When action time comes, it will gush out speedily within one minute.

You are indirectly calling him 1minute man

Professor johnbull

Erudite professor

I didn't even remember Imo state has a governor

Hausa music that sounds like chinko hip hop music

So you will play our star boy as a backup defensive striker

I had a friend who womanized alot while he was not yet married. He told me that he hates the habit and he will try to change before marriage.

He tried all he could but nothing happened. He got married later on and the art of womanizing was still there. After having his 4kids, he decided to get totally castrated because he loved his wife very well. He didn't want to do anything that will stain his marriage

Totally castration is the key

Carrying the hair will be painful. I can't think of hairsperiencing that kind of thing

So hunger follow reach people wey vote our darling daddy.

Everybody just dey para, para for baba (in davido's voice)

But why will Dauda Kahutu think of this kind thing?

You be musician you Wan blow, na Buhari name you Wan use blow. Ontop that, you tell citizens wey the suffer for Buhari regime make them denote money, make you use am release praise album for Buhari.

What are you praising him for?
For hunger?
For insecurity?
For unemployment?
For cluelesness?
For hike in fuel price?

Sex is overrated

A true representation of the shit hole Nigeria is. I'm not surprise

Someone will be cured of a particular sickness and will contract another type while going home

Every one has a system that works for them


If only hustling works for you, don't discourage people studying

If studying works for you, don't discourage people hustling

If both works for you, don't discourage others doing one one

The street is smart, book is smart. The fight is agains poverty not each other. The goal is to succeed

Copied

I love what I do. I just sit around doing nothing

I hope she masturbate with the other hand very well because her boyfriend won't be there and she would need it in prison

Wow
Happy for her


Some people's business is booming even in this Era of covid-19 while others are dying

Backcheck:
Each bulb has 5rays and each ray is 3points
15 + 15 - 15 = 15
However in the final question, each bulb had 4rays.

Thanks. I just saw the error

dejt4u:
Check the number of rays of light from the bulb.. There are 5 rays in the 3rd expression but there are only 4 rays in each of the bulb in the question

What logic did you use in getting the values of the bulb?

If it's by the number of rays, then the minus sign would have affected and the value wouldn't have been 15


I stand to be corrected tho

1) 9+9+3=21


2) 1+2+3+4=10

Therefore:
10+10+10=30

3) 15


4) 9+9*45=414

Your wife is cheating on you with her hands. The Ruth is that she loves her hands more than she loves you sexually.


Have you try finding out if she's bisexual?

I'm just heartbroken for this nigga

I don't think he was given love from childhood

Ask about damn nigga, issoright guy... He will give you the necessary tools...


Nonsense and yahoo yahoo