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You are trying to act like a redpill guy or alpha male but at the end, you sounded like a big fool

Datascience... Python

This life. This lady that was crushing on me that year we met in an event


Happy birthday to the lady I never dated

It should not be scraooev but it should be made free

Them go soon kill more Nigerians

I listen to musics and switch my humanity off

Ned will get any lady he wants. Atleast if Ned marries Chika, Regina will now have a co-wife and co-actress in one.

They can be discussing about a role in a movie together in their leisure time. It's a nice innovation


But this Chika go sweet o. Ned try her out and report to us

People Sabi chop nonsense

SS2... 15yrs
I started saving my lunch money so that no body will dictate for me they style, I should cut

From WhoWantsToBeAmillioner to WhoWantsToBeDivorced

This kind rough looking person, a teacher?

Too much holes

There are some ladies who abuse turns them on

Generally, girls love guys that don't care about them even when they are physically beautiful and endowed

They hate simp guys that wants to do everything in their power to please them. Simp guys like those who send the gifts, bug them with love messages, quotes and poem, send them messages like
THANKS FOR ACCEPTANCE
MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, THANKS FOR ACCEPTATION OF MY FRIEND REQUEST
You can meet this kind of guys on Facebook with their totally poor English and misrepresentation of the dick gender

If you want to get a girl, just make her feel like she's nothing special. Let her feel she's like every other random girl you meet out there.

With that, she will like to stick around and explore you because you are not like every other guys that worships her like a goddies that she isn't

Livescore

What will he be charged of?

Animal impersonation?

They byproduct is also strong smelly shit
Creativity tho

ThierryJay:
Although I don't agree with killing the tortoise, the second part of your comment reminds me of the Tortoise folklore (where he said his name was "all of you" ) I read when I was a kid. Thanks for the memory!

You are welcome bro

SabaliPatience:
skink not skint

Thanks for the correction

This building is too old

I joined politics

There are somethings we don't need to tell some people about, experience will do the job better

I know you two have already done family planning. You already know the number of kids you need (it's always 2boys and 2girls) and their sweet and romantic names.

You have already craft out how your honey moon will be...

But at the end, it will end in premium ledger tears

If someone live up to 54 years in this present Nigeria, he lived a very long life.

Didn't you see the news that Nigeria overtook India in the rate at which under 5years kids die?

Skink lizard
They are not dangerous. They are not venomous but some can be poisonous
You can keep them as pet

kullozone:
This shitt is supposed to be funny, I no know why people kon dey para like this oh!

Naija hard mehn... No joy again

Joyless country

Ishilove:
It is also bald because he cunnily tried to hide hot yam porridge under his cap because he didn't want to share with his wife. When the heat became too much he rushed to remove the porridge but the hair never grew back.

Cheers... You are still remember those folklores

Simp and alpha male crew

Rango
Coco
Moana
Boss baby
Rio

This is the kind of things that brings costumers to the bank not unnecessary advertisements.

Kudos to zenith Bank for their swift response. It's high time I dump my access bank account for them

Best nice after a long while

The only difference between the two is that one is legal, the other is illegal but yet there is no justification in being a fraudster because the disadvantage outweighs the advantage