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Celebrities › Re: Macaulay Culkin 40th Birthday: Home Alone Star Actor Is Now 40 Years Old! by DICKstractor: 8:50am On Aug 27, 2020
obonujoker:
Lol.... What about the baby wey act for baby day out
He is in his mid 20s
Crime › Re: “I Will Do Yahoo- Little Boy Says As His Family Members Spray Naira Notes On Him by DICKstractor: 10:11pm On Aug 26, 2020
All for the grams and endorsement

Every parent now is using their children to Hustle. All Hustle na Hustle. I pray their Hustle pays
Romance › Re: something by DICKstractor: 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2020
cheesy


You are an asshole. You are not only weird but also a jocular guy

I didn't know that girls can be deflowered on their p**sy and still remain virgin in their butthole. Wonder shall never end

Op, at the end of the butt drilling, does her shit hole cum?

As I always say, people have some disgusting sexual fantasies
Celebrities › Re: I Just Feel I Don't Belong In This World by DICKstractor: 9:52pm On Aug 26, 2020
Life is too short. You need to enjoy it as much as possible.

Go out and make friends. Talk to someone
Crime › Re: Policemen Burnt Their Vehicle To Frame Us - Islamic Movement In Nigeria (photo) by DICKstractor: 4:12pm On Aug 26, 2020
Who should we believe now?


We know Islam to be a religion of terrorism tourism

And

We know Nigerian police to be unprofessional, touts and lie mongers who can lay false accusation on someone for personal gain


My verdicts is that they fit each other
Celebrities › Re: ‘jacob In The Bible Is The Number One Yahoo Boy’ – Nigerian Prophet by DICKstractor: 4:10pm On Aug 26, 2020
How sure are you it's not the place damn nigga, issoright guy draws his motivation from
Foreign Affairs › Re: Largest Blast Ever: Russia Releases Unseen Photos From 1961 Tsar Bomb Test by DICKstractor: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2020
Man created granade bomb and said it wasn't good enough to kill man

Man went further to produce atomic /nuclear bomb so as to kill more men.

Day by day, Man keep researching more means to create more destructive weapons to kill man.

Man kills man and in turn destroy the world. That's the price we pay for being man

At the end of the day, nuclear /atomic bombs don't kill man. MAN kill MAN
Romance › Re: Help!: I Can't Find Any Other Woman Beautiful While In A Relationship by DICKstractor: 3:47pm On Aug 26, 2020
undecided


Mine is similar to yours. Right now, I just need a girl that will be with me till I find my real wife
Crime › Re: 3 Accidents, Same Spots In Less Than 3hours (Photo) by DICKstractor: 3:37pm On Aug 26, 2020
cheesy

Before pastor Righteousness99 lays his verdict, all I can say is that, the owners of that property are not meant to own a car. They were destined to continue using that God given and naturally fueled legedis Benz to cruise the whole world


I Stan to be corrected by only Righteousness99
Sports › Re: Barcelona Icon Messi Asks Club To Let Him Leave by DICKstractor: 7:31pm On Aug 25, 2020
It's hard to say good bye
Travel › Re: This Happened In United State Of America by DICKstractor: 10:22am On Aug 25, 2020
Wickedness knows no tribe, race, religion. It's just a matter of conviction. You decide to be wicked on your own free will
Crime › Re: The Monitor Lizard That Has Been Tormenting Me, My Fish Ponds by DICKstractor: 10:11am On Aug 25, 2020
Picture of it in your black charcoal pot, or I don't believe it...
Education › Re: Correct Answer Is .... by DICKstractor: 9:58am On Aug 25, 2020
Lol Tanx
Crime › Re: Security Man Caught Pants Down Defiling Pastor's 8 Years Girl by DICKstractor: 9:17am On Aug 25, 2020
Red-hot pin should be inserted in the hole on his penis tip

His balls should be crushed with a rugged Monday hammer

He should be castrated and made to eat his private part.

His ass should be drilled by horse size dick
Romance › Re: Don’t Legalized Prostitution, We Don’t Want Our Children To Be Prostitutes- by DICKstractor: 8:52am On Aug 25, 2020
cheesy


It should be legalized. There is no shame in labour. Those girls are tired of hiding from the police and being castigated for choosing prostitution as a career line.

Atleast with this now, the rate of unemployment will drastically reduce as girls will now have to legally sell the only thing some of them can Offer and the revenue of the country might increase to a reasonable percentage as those girls will be made to pay tax

It's a win win situation
Culture › Re: 25 Surprising Facts About Igbos You Aren't Aware Of. by DICKstractor: 12:09pm On Aug 24, 2020
Igbo Amaka
Afonjo Amaka
Arewa Amaka

Wazobia Amaka


Nigeria Amaka
Family › Re: Parents, Please How Is Your Children's Table This Period? by DICKstractor: 12:00pm On Aug 24, 2020
Eat sleep play repeat

Damn, I'll be a very cool dad someday
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Richest Comedians In Nigeria & Net Worth (2020) by DICKstractor: 11:58am On Aug 24, 2020
The way una dey call figures ehh dey shake me.


But where are nairaland trollers and savegers? They should be on this list
Celebrities › Re: When Do Feet Stop Growing? Timeline For Men And Women by DICKstractor: 11:46am On Aug 24, 2020
cheesy


If you see some people's feet, you will think that they slap the floor while walking
Education › Re: Strike: ASUU Chairman Asks Nigerian Students For Their Cooperation by DICKstractor:
cheesy


They are using students as their bait. They really don't care about the students. They are just fighting for their selfish interest
Education › Re: Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs In The World by DICKstractor: 11:38am On Aug 24, 2020
Living and surviving in Nigeria should be top of the list
Politics › Re: Nigerians Have Taken Over Our Country And Our Women - Kenyans Decry by DICKstractor: 11:35am On Aug 24, 2020
cheesy
Nigerians went to Kenya and colonized their women
Sports › Re: Moment Neymar Danced Into The CL Final With His Own Speaker, Only To Lose (Video by DICKstractor: 8:52am On Aug 24, 2020
Eberex:
Says who? Did Barca win Champion League?

Its not only 5m.
It is what it is


Coutihno is still a barca player. Even if he was loaned back to Liverpool and Liverpool wins the champions league thereafter, Barca will still have to pay. It's a deal
Romance › Re: Lady Rushed To The Hospital After Engaging In Anal Sex by DICKstractor: 1:34am On Aug 24, 2020
[quote author=Sexmate10 post=93157015]I want to experience this anal sex. I never do it before please who will help me grin

You want to be bleeped in your butthole
Romance › Re: Lady Rushed To The Hospital After Engaging In Anal Sex by DICKstractor: 1:32am On Aug 24, 2020
Why leave the main hole and dig a shit hole

Some people with weird sexual fantasies
Crime › Re: Brazilian Model Accidentally Set Herself Ablaze After Arguing With Girlfriend by DICKstractor: 6:23pm On Aug 23, 2020
The song "This girl is on fire" by Alicia Keys comes to mind


She didn't set herself on fire, it's just the burning rage from the argument that ignited and set her hot body on fire


Brace up world, a new superhero is born; firegirl
Crime › Re: Pastor And His Church Members Fight Landlord During Church Service (Pics, Video) by DICKstractor: 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2020
Scenes like this makes the house of the lord look like a comedy crib

This kind of scenes can be avoided if both parties came to agreement
Crime › Re: Pastor And His Church Members Fight Landlord During Church Service (Pics, Video) by DICKstractor: 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2020
Scenes like this makes the house of the lord look like a comedy crib

This kind of scenes can be avoided if both parties came to agreement
Crime › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Police Rearrest Oyo Serial Killer by DICKstractor: 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2020
The assassins and serial killers I see in movies are always tushh. What's going on here.

I have been decieved my whole life
Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Fiance To Humiliate Him by DICKstractor: 5:44pm On Aug 23, 2020
It will surely end in premium ledger tears the moment she realize that the guy is done with her.



He is already trying to find her replacement before he finally break the news to her

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