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Person endure beating from secondary school finish. Come happy say him Don escape/outgrown acedemic beating of any kind.

Na when one jamb lesson teacher Wan come flex muscle

If na me, I go comot him teeth

Friends with benefits

Is it not his mate that has $200 billion?


No mind me abeg. Elon musk abeg do giveaway

Hardwok pays

I love his movies when he disguise as a women especially Medea family


He's a smart man


Dont feel sad or depressed when you are in transition from your rag-to-riches story because one day your Hustle will click as far as you don't faint

Cooking can be learnt but bad habits like nagging can't go easily

Konji na bastard but hunger na demon

I was on the ship. I swam almost 450miles before I could see dry land.
Funfact: I did this without floating jacket.

Is he a herdsman

I thought pastorship is a calling not something you get elected to do like in democracy


Why's your father trying to treat the church like a family business. It should not be so. I believe they are more qualified pastors there to take over. But your father decided to transfer it to you like one family big legacy or inheritance


You said the same of others taking over the church is giving you suicide intentions. Damn nigga, the church can not grow with this mindset.

Bro, it's your life. You can choose to say no as far as you know you weren't called for the the pastoral ministry

Righteousness89 come give your verdict

She died in christ mermaid

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What will Righteousness89 say

GuyWise101:
It's good to masturbate guy, you will see the power you have over women...

Thanks but no thanks

The same way they were closing one after the other, that's the same way they will reopen

I didn't watch the video
Please someone should tell me, did they dance at the end

GuyWise101:
Ngwanu but becareful some holes carry sickness.

Udo di nwanne

Just wash you hands before and after. Remember, your hands is your greatest sexual asset right now.


Take care of it like gold

GuyWise101:
Try it once and you be happy you did

No thanks... They are enough holes still yet undugged

Self service is one thing that I can never do. It's funny seeing yourself wanking. Like what the fvck. Like how do you feeling bruising yourself doing the to and fro movements.


Tell your friend, to use olive oil next time when he wants to self-service. It will chase away every demons responsible for erectile dysfunction

Spits

To be a man is not easy

You deal with
Personal problems
Financial problems
Family problems
Women problems

And other problems you don't know where they are from...

That's why I don't hate on some male to female transgenders and cross dressers. Men problems is not for the faint heart

Candycrushy:
Same with me, people think I'm this kind of strict and no fun kind of person cos of my mean looking face all times, I don't know why it's like that tho...but then when u get close, I'm the funniest and coolest you'd ever meet...just the face

That's who we are bro. We just have to live with it

Caseywilliams:
same with me, there was a time my lecturer called me foolish in class after lectures I went to see him in his office Cox of another issue with my usual straight face omoh my lecturer wan Cox drama dat day ooh....he was like Williams sorry for telling you that in class today. he even portrayed me as a cultist that I'm always mean to an extent he asked which frat I was playing.....long story short Wat he thought of me was never even close to who exactly I was.
Las Las we vibed and laughed he even told me about some of my female course mates who he has flirted with.

On a sunny day, when sun rays continuously hit my face, my face becomes more mean and I have a broad shoulders and my walking step like someone that's going for a fight. You can imagine how my personality will be misinterpreted by people who ain't close to me

JimmyDarmody:
same case here lol

Welcome on board, fellow comrade

leonard509:
same thing here fam..

I thought I was alone in this boat

neutrotoba:
Same here bro.... I make extra effort to smile all the time which sometimes looks too extra especially when I'm in a bad mood.

But it is what it is

I always look weird when I try forcing a smile. I just allow it to come natural


All the same, that's who we are

This one na dangerous love
Dah, the man get liver o


John legend all of you comes to mind


Give me all of you
Cards on the table,
we're both showing hearts
Risking it all, though it's hard
Cause all of me
Loves all of you

I can imagine the pain he went through

Every business man to his wahala


Leave them, they will surely come to an agreement. They are just dragging customer

I still wonder why they didn't blame Nigerians living there



But to me honest, South Africa ladies are thick. They are the kind of ladies that match my spec. Big ass and moderate bress

He looks like Scooby-Doo though