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RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by DICKstractor: 11:05pm On Aug 30, 2020
Onotheo:
Wow you're just like me
There you go man. Glad to hear that I'm not alone. You just made me feel less weird cheesy


I can imagine how you trying to deal with people's misinterpretions about you
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by DICKstractor: 10:57pm On Aug 30, 2020
Eileene:
Due to the way I talk, walk and act people always see me as someone who was born with a silverspoon.If only they know,well sha it gives me hope for the future.
Secondly am always mistaken as a quiet person but if I open my mouth eh.
cheesy


I love you already. I think we can roll together. We share common trait
RomanceRe: Should I Help my Ex girlfriend family? by DICKstractor: 3:31pm On Aug 29, 2020
PrinceOfEast:
SIMPISM is a disease whose cure is a dose of REDPILL 3 times a day 24/7.

Emancipate yourself from simpish.
What will you have him do?


Is he a simp because he still loves his ex and having the intention of paying her good deeds with good

Or

He is a simp because he let his new girlfriend dictate his life
CrimeRe: A Black Man Is Freed From Prison 44 Years After He Was Wrongly Convicted Of Rape by DICKstractor: 12:53am On Aug 29, 2020
The daughters of jezebel and descendants of Eve have done it again. This is one of the reasons why we don't take most rape cases serious. Some of the accusations are just payback to failed relationships and agreements


Chaiii

Long have been in prison for a long time. Imagine wasting 44years of someone's life. His prime days have been cut short/gone. Long is a victim of racism and daughters of jezebel wrath


Justice needs to be served. The accuser needs to pay in tooth for a tooth penalty
FoodRe: What Foodstuff Can I Get With 10k by DICKstractor: 12:44am On Aug 29, 2020
Play 2odds double the money, come add small little change buy bag of rice
RomanceRe: Is This Normal For A Friend Girlfriend To Be Reminding Me Of Her Birthday? by DICKstractor: 12:34am On Aug 29, 2020
cheesy

There is nothing to worry there. It's normal. A friend girlfriend did same to me, I just had to ignore her. The only thing I did was just to wish her happy birthday on whatsapp and Facebook.

I asked my friend "I hope he knows that it's not possible for his girlfriend to be dating only him". He said he knows. At that point I knew he was a real nigga. No carry woman matter for head o because panadol no dey heal that kind headache.
SportsRe: This People Have Scammed Me Of My Earnings by DICKstractor: 12:25am On Aug 29, 2020
cheesy

From your tone of voice, e be like say betting na your own path of career
RomanceRe: Men Who Sexually Take Advantage Of Mentally Unstable Women How Do You Feel? by DICKstractor: 12:23am On Aug 29, 2020
Which reasonable man sleeps with a mad woman when one olosho is one indomie and egg away
RomanceRe: Word Check!!! Do You Know Nothing Starts With N And Ends With G? by DICKstractor: 12:20am On Aug 29, 2020
Honduras01:
huh NAG!
Read the article again, you will understand cheesy
RomanceRe: Word Check!!! Do You Know Nothing Starts With N And Ends With G? by DICKstractor: 12:20am On Aug 29, 2020
You are right ; NothinG starts with N and ends with G
EducationRe: Engineering by DICKstractor: 12:17am On Aug 29, 2020
Why not go for direct entry into a university


I have heard great things about PTI (their standards and dedications in handling engineering very well). I don't know about Fupre. I think PTI is better for engineering. I might be wrong though
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To The GUY OR GIRL You Are Dating? by DICKstractor: 12:14am On Aug 29, 2020
I approached her because of my love for straight legs and moderate ass but her personality especially her sense of humor and intelligence kept me going


But love is not my thing
RomanceRe: What Do Men Really Gain From Sucking Of Boobs? See Reactions by DICKstractor: 12:12am On Aug 29, 2020
Nothing
Music/RadioRe: What Artists Should Learn From Burna Boy's New Album Twice As Tall by DICKstractor: 9:48pm On Aug 28, 2020
You made no clear point here. You were just yarning dust


I'm a great fan of Burna boy tho. My favorite from the album is way too big and monster you made
RomanceRe: What Is That One Part You Will Change In Your Body If God Ask You Now? by DICKstractor: 9:41pm On Aug 28, 2020
simplepee:
Hmmmmm.
What?
You asked a question and I answered. Did I sound weird?
RomanceRe: What Is That One Part You Will Change In Your Body If God Ask You Now? by DICKstractor: 9:33pm On Aug 28, 2020
Literary, my heart

I no dey fit love person. To me, love is scam no matter her genuine it seems
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Bags Hat-Trick, 2 Assists In Napoli Debut by DICKstractor: 9:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
If you are big, you are big, no matter where you go to


More grease to you knee and more shot power to your feet my fellow Countryman
Forum GamesRe: Jenifa's English by DICKstractor: 12:17pm On Aug 28, 2020
Idowster, sorry I didn't dey around while you mentions my name.
BusinessRe: Naira To Trade At 386/$ As CBN Resumes Forex Sale To BDCs by DICKstractor: 9:20pm On Aug 27, 2020
cheesy

Is that the $1 to N1 that we were promised?
HealthRe: Man Slumps & Dies In Delta State (photos) by DICKstractor: 8:56pm On Aug 27, 2020
embarassed

Rip
RomanceRe: What Goes Through Your Mind When A Friend Tells You These Words by DICKstractor: 8:47pm On Aug 27, 2020
This question sends chills down the bone marrow
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Protest: 17 Years Old Boy Armed With AR15 Shot, Killed 2 Protesters(Pics) by DICKstractor: 8:33pm On Aug 27, 2020
cheesy

This is a clear picture of how depressed nerds look like in movies. When they get frustrated in life, the turn to serial killers and start doing outrageous things.
SportsRe: I'll Resign If That Will Make Messi Remain In Barcelona - Club President by DICKstractor: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2020
cheesy
EducationRe: HORRIFIC WAYS PEOPLE WERE PUNISHED IN THE PAST [GRAPHIC CONTENT] by DICKstractor: 8:22pm On Aug 27, 2020
shocked
RomanceRe: Why Do Stupid Fathers Always Favour The Females More?! by DICKstractor: 8:14pm On Aug 27, 2020
This guy was raised in an abusive home

Every thing is not well with him
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Begins Evacuation Of Mentally Challenged Persons Off Street by DICKstractor: 8:09pm On Aug 27, 2020
They should not forget EKET o

Eket is the home of mentally derailed people. I don't know if they import them from other LGA in Akwa Ibom and dump them there


Every month, you'll see new faces of mentally unstable people in the streets of eket.


But wait o!! I heard somebody say "Everybody is mad in Nigeria". Are you thinking what I'm thinking
RomanceRe: See Beautiful Pictures Of A Nairalander's Friend's Wedding Today by DICKstractor: 8:05pm On Aug 27, 2020
The 5th picture have every shades of meme


Happy marriage life
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by DICKstractor: 10:17am On Aug 27, 2020
kikero:
Gambling is a nice way of partingpeople from their money without it being theft

Plus Bezos type millionaires billionaires don't gamble.
RomanceRe: Dated A Mathematician For 3 Months. This Is What I Learned(Am Single Now). by DICKstractor: 10:00am On Aug 27, 2020
TrollKiller:
Wetin you wan calculate? The circumference of your gbola??
The radius of her ****
RomanceRe: Dated A Mathematician For 3 Months. This Is What I Learned(Am Single Now). by DICKstractor: 9:44am On Aug 27, 2020
Please give me her number, I want to calculate something
EducationRe: Meet The Mother With Half Body, See Her Husband And Kids. by DICKstractor: 9:12am On Aug 27, 2020
I must say she lived a fulfilled life

Not every one with her condition can live like she did. Nice family she got

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