That number 20 though, I'm guilty of number 21 and 34

Seun:
Interesting! Questions for readers: Do you believe that God approved the fees? Do you believe the chronic mouth odor story? Why or why not?

I have reported this comment to the Mods.

Be expecting your ban soonest for violating the ToS/rule here

Lool. Desperate housewives!!!

HenriFayol:
Productivity at work is not tied to how well you speak English. The fact we don't speak English perfectly shows we can speak other language.

Na because you be Henri Fayol oooooo!!!
Na why I respect you or else wetin I for don type

Shaaa thank you for your management principles, na wetin I de use for work( and your Peter Drucker friend too)

How old are you now?

Or you no de die? You be vampire?

amicable09:

e.

Too many errored in your wrote-up!!!

Your engrish is so poored!!!

Maybe because that was while they are not called you for interviewing or gulder jobs!!.

Kindly worked on your engrish please!!

MissO:
Hello
Please could anybody tell me if 250 000 N for labour and 218 000N for the material is a fair price to plaster this Bungalow.
Thanks in advance!

Wtf!!! You're not even Nigerian and you brought this here?

Now this is my advice and honest opinion to you, do not bring this type of thing here, there are a lot of shady people here that are not smiling during this Bullharry's era. I would strongly suggest that you let your husband handle this solely by himself or if you must do this, rigourously scan through the building threads to identify those(names) that are credible here on NL. You should even involve the mods.
Be careful here ooo!
No say i no warn you ooooooo!!!!!

nonaira:


I support Trump because his hatred for blacks will cut you blood Sucking Nigerians away from leeching off America. Maybe you goats can actually learn to stop being beggars and a backwards joke

Blood sucking?
Leeching?
Goats?
Beggars?

Wooow!!. Never seen that lot of stereotyping in a sentence!

Even find it weird that beetchy(?) Omarosa with Nigerian blood in her is campaigning for such "nigg.ah"eria hater!!
Perhaps I now fully understand what Trump's M.A.G.A. really means...,.

nonaira:
Nigeria has the audacity to laugh at us election.

The same Nigeria where their policy is bigotry and hatred.
The same Nigeria where lives are slaughter ed because if election
The same nigeria where votes are rigged.
The same Nigeria where politicians buy votes.
The same Nigeria that'll transfer ppl from statest to states to vote for their candidate.
The same Nigeria filled with imbeciles

Has the audacity to laugh at America election that'll be democratic and better than anything they've ever done.

What a joke

A Trump supporter voted twice for Trump(invalidated already), another voter claimed /alleged that when she voted for Hilary ,it switched to Trump. Both televised on CNN(what does C even stand for?). Thank goodness for AT &T. Bye bye to Ted Turner/Time Warner
#justsaying #randommusing

RZArecta:
I think a wise American should vote for the independent candidate. The two front runners are too volatile for that office, one is mad while one is a traitor who should be in prison

What is Aleppo?

Bob Marley/peter tosh isn't bad though...(if you know what I mean)

musicwriter:
This is Asians subliminally telling you they're tired of the west and don't want to have anything to do with them anymore. Few weeks ago, a Chinese man also bought 6 iPhone7 and gave them to his dog.

This is the mentality that set them free. Long time ago they realized they must keep some distance from western nations, if they must be successful. They took their destiny into their own hands and success came their way. So, they know better now the west is nobody's friend.

True words spoken

China has a lot of millionaires because the government supports their own and knows that most "other side" things are like spybot's to monitor and infiltrate their side. So they have their own "QQ", "weibo" and even phones!!( I see some of them with strange phone names I've never heard of but they like it like that)and what-have-you.
Self sustenance is key.

I really don't understand this.
Does the government mean conductors as what is applicable abroad and in even Lagos (BRT and LagBus) who gives tickets to commuters to board the bus or those vest wearing,flip flop battle scar hanging on a moving bus type of conductor for a graduate (although refined?)

When agbero slap them or police hassle them, they would know their true callings!!!

Did I just read ,"quitted?"

The op is definitely not an English language teacher.

If he is , I need to know the school he teaches at

K.A.I. !!! (Pun intended)

WALAHI!!!!

W.A.I. (pun intended) IS THIS?

W.A.I (pun intended) THIS?

W.A.I?

Wait!!
To facilitate what?

You mean we don't have a Nigerian embassy in Turkey?

Or a foreign affairs minister?

Or an Abike Dabiri?

Kudos to the NANS president cos it seems that is the only person with the president appellation from Nigeria!!

I don't get

His point is?

Life is about discovering yourself, no matter how long it takes

Or what your parents want you to do!!

RZArecta:
It's wrong for a Christian president to go on pilgrimage but its okay for Muslim president and other politicians to go for theirs

Kayode Ogundamisi needs monkey tail and tramadol mixture to reset his brain

I really don't think that is what the tweet infers!!!

I am Gza

BlackMystery:
Tell dem o ...not "can we see n talk"

Mumu.
Can we just see and talk?

Tell me when you want to see and talk!!

Chanchit:


I don't think he should be tagged a rapist, I'm sure the girl said all that in other to have soft landing at home cos she agreed to elope with him in the first place.

I agree with you.
I rather tag him a paedophile who took advantage of an underage girl.

So unfortunate that girls at such age are busy having relationships, seeking pleasure instead of focusing on their studies!

12inchDickson:
true talk I believe they have been having sex before they eloped

You obviously did not understand his point!!!

Laird:
THR BLACK PYRAMID WORD AND NAME ON THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING AND THE WORD PYRAMID ON THE BACK OF THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING

Chris Brown+Black Pyramid

Google it

What do you mean by hottest?

They reside in hell?

Waiting to see the Liberian first "lady"

At last

They're getting married!!

Hml to them!!

Trump should've used Bullharry's line in the final debate to finish her, "you belong to za......"

Someone would coman label ice cream an indomie rapper now.

New beef rap alert.

Don't act like you don knorr!!

ConcNiggress56:
i am decent and hardworking. i don't wear provocative outfits although i stay classy. this my father's agemate has been on my neck for some time now just to go down with me. i keep telling him NO and all but he won't bulge a bit. he's got a wife and kids.. i don't wanna ruin his home neither do i want to put my own future in jeopardy by sleeping with him..

however, jobs are very scarce in this country and i don't wanna lose this 6-figure paying job cos he keeps threatening to lay me off if i don't do his bidding.. what do i do?? please advice!!


mods.. i will appreciate if you can push this to fp... i am so confused right now... i need people's opinion.


cc lalasticlala, seun

Mumu!!

Remove your dp from your profile.

You better remove it now!.

TheSuperNerd:
Nice one OP....

Here's a few more....

Laugh more I know you discussed "Be happy" but I wanna emphasize on laughter. Laughter being described as the best medicine have been scientifically proven true. When one is in a state of euphoria and laughter results, Certain "feel good" hormones and chemical substances like Endorphins and Oxytocin and released into the body's system and help provide "calm and relieves stress". In the limbic system of the brain, one also get to be triggered into being emotionally motivated and uplifted when one laughs "genuinely" often.
p.

Who told you laughing more helps? Don't you know that laughter induces wrinkles?

Neither laugh nor smile, that should be the case

Wooow!!

The intimidation worked!!

Now a stooge is needed to take over the case!!!