₦airaland Forum

MarieSucre:
Did your mathematics teacher suffer from a concussion?

Huh?

How do you mean?


What has my addition(?) or mathematics teacher got to do with this?

How do you get to charge your inverter without light?

Which one is drug or injection again?

How about not falling ill or sick?

I don't even know what an hospital looks like!!

Ermmm, well,.... I don't see the women complaining

So,.....
After all, his namesake had a thousand

He just reached 4, 996 to go

pheesayor:
The annoying one is watching so much movies and exhausting company's monthly bandwidth before one month, I've been struggling to control that here for over a month now

How can the company's bandwidth be exhausted? Are you talking about a one-man business?

LastMumu:
Op I just tried the Ashleymadison site now and it told me error, are you sure that website is correct? Or can you give another porn website to visit?

Not a porn site but a dating site.

Their clients data and information was compromised last year or so!!.
I pity you, let your wife,hackers or gf catch you, you would know how powerful a moniker like yours can stick!!!!!

palsenator:
I will restrain from insulting you . I expected you to have reported at the nearest dermatology centres instead of posting it here. This happened last year and you are just seeking public opinions today I guess. Skin discoloration could be as result of so many things and I won't mislead you by giving examples. Take your mum to the hospital for a proper test.

Has it occurred to you that he or she may be from a poor background and/or may be ignorant of any free medical benefits his/her folks may be eligible for?

There are a million and one reasons why he/she may have chose to bring the topic to this forum so I would suggest we use our emotional intelligence first before jumping into conclusion!!
I must commend your restraint though.......

SANDOSKI:
Ok........

Of all people, Pablo Escobar?

When you are aware that it was drug money!!!!!

Next time use Bill Gates ,Steve Jobs and the likes!!!!

You know what happened to Nicky Barnes and Bugsy Sigel for showing off?

Congrats to her!!

Seems like she has cataracts (?) Or glacouma(?)

I heard medical weeds can correct this apart from surgery

Eritrea!!!!!.


Did you know that Eritrea women played an active part in the liberation of their country?

Google Eritrea women fighters!!

Seriousness apart, that boy sabi smooch well ooo!

See as he grab the girl backside

Naso 2grandpa, Whiskey and Flamevu start!!!

This whole Saraki brouhaha never ceases to amaze me!!.
What I even expected of him as a leader is to relinquish whatever position he has till he is declared "fit" and not guilty by a competent court of law.
He might claim that that is what his detractors initially wanted,but believe me, if he did that from the onset and was found not guilty, his colleagues would respect him more and give him back the post he willingly "stepped aside" from, and show that he is a leader to reckon with but alas, this has not been the case and what we have is someone who would do anything to hold tight to an ephmeral position, even try to use the position to influence his "travails".

This is quite unfortunate and sad, considering that this is who Nigerians have to put up with for years to come!!!

Inspectahdeck:
Go and sin no more.

Wow!!!!!

InspectahDeck!!!!


I'm a huge fan!!!!!

Your opening rap lines in "Triumph" is still unarguably one of the classic rap lines of the 90s

Then ,that Uncontrolled Substance was like a rush of "dopamine" to my brain!!!

Had eargasm (still do) whenever I listen to your album.

I never knew you are Nigerian(?).
Manifesto is sick too.
Enuff respect!!!

Dumb and half gesture

So they were pardoned not because the system wanted to pardon them but because the prison is already congested?

And these ones that were mixed with hardened criminals ,won't they probably go back to their previous lifestyle?

Most criminals caught and pardoned are always caught again for the same thing because the government always fail in its duty to rehabilitate them.

Where /what would be their source of livelihood when they join the society?
Would society even accept them?

More questions arising!!!
And to think that most,if not all of them were just awaiting trial inmates!l!!

except "Safe Ondo State"

Every other thing is wrong with it!!!

[size=4pt][s]we all know he meant,''Save Ondo State"[/s][/size]

Hmmmmmmm, the owner of that Lamborghini........

Hmmmmmmm.........

I like this!!!

Have had a lot of issues

But being no-nonsense and assertive has helped a lot!!!!

Ucheosefoh:
Time to go to Kenya and tell them I'm a nigerian and all them girls will start chasing me like gold.

I endorse this comment!!

flyca:
I don't think Samsung phones are overpriced.
What I know is that quality has a price tag!

You maybe thinking that Gionee and Xiaomi has the same functions and they are cheap. But Samsung is rugged, and they can multitask like heck!. Years down thr down, you will still be rocking it, no stories of broken screens, hanging o, battery o gbogboye.

If you can afford it, go for it. You will see the difference

Loool at broken screens.

You should see my Galaxy Note 3.

Unfortunately, I'm still a "SamSing" fan so I'm going for the S7 soonest!!!

Set of useless buffoons!!!!

Their mates are in China,collecting loan for the country and this is what this ones can offer?

Throwing the baby and the the basin away!!!.

Local idiotic individual!!!!

flightz:
vaseline is very much affordable

What actually is the meaning of this?

How do you mean?

kenny987:
Since the bridge is narrow and was not envisaged to handle this much crowd at the time of construction, the Lagos State govt may want to consider a zebra crossing sign painted on the road with traffic lights to regulate the movement of vehicles and pedestrians around the area. At least until a more suitable alternative is found rather than make people pass through unnecessary hardship.

Loool!!!!!

Still remember the ,"Are you a zebra?" Zebra crossing joke!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

FrankValency:
hmmm, bring it here let's use it to celebrate my birthday too, show some love to frankvalency22

how many likes?

Y did the Y in the cake jump out? Y?

Y? Y? Y? Y? Y?

MosakuAW:
I just laughed at customer service in Nigeria. What they ought to have done in the begining is what they always do when the milk has already been split.

Slot like it or not, the brand name as been stained one way or the other. People who now look at them with both side of the coin.

What happen to the manager of the store. The shop floor manager should have handle this in the first place without allowing it to reach the head office not to talk of the social media. Social media is so powerful in this generation.

This is a lesson to all company that offer services. When you have an irate customer or a customer that is not satisfy with your service, you should always provide solution to the problem on the spot rather than allow it to escalate to public view.

Slot is a big brand name in Nigeria and they should be very careful next time because competitor can use this to their advantage.

I can but agree with you. I was really shocked when I read the thread opened initially by the op
Most people attested to the fact(?) that SLOT has issues.
And to think I purchase stuffs from them!!!
Most Nigerian companies need to work on customer service!!