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onila: not really fascinated abt a guy joystick since i have never had se.x


but am weak when a guy is tall , muscular, handsome and has a nice personality

uhmmm emmmm,................
careful there!!
don't lemme let the cat kittycat D.IIICK outta bag

Obviously, no one can fit into Denrele's shoes!!!( No pun intended!!!!)

mukina2: Hello There,

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If you are interested please say so on this thread

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i AM INTERESTED IN MODERATING THIS SEXTION!!!
I perfectly fit the criteria which i would address one by one

1. I always abide by the NL rules and regulations which endeared me to the moderators and got me the "Never Banned" aWARD FOR 2012.
2 While i am not apparently active with this alter-ego ,i am very active with my other moniker (Pastor*hidden*) which actively propagates the message to my NL colleagues in an analytical and vision-driven way to the shame of my enemies and the devil himself or herself!!!
3. i can do that. I am willingly to pick the gauntlet.
4. Like i said earlier i am
5. Work with the co-mods? I shouldn't have a problem with that .Mukina2 you know thIs.
Blessings to y'all
What is in for me though?
Would e-tithes be paid?
I can send the account number(s) if you don't mind?

I hope i have been able to convince and not "confuse" you on why i am the most preferable candidate!.


Brethen(xtains,atheist,Buddhist,Zoroastrians,Eckanars and satanists would all live in peace under my supervision.


Brethen, peace unto y'all

ogugua88: I'm so confused lol. You're free.

Please do check your mail messages NOW.

BIKO!!!!!

ogugua88: Nope. I hope you're aware of the different between hereditary baldness and baldness stemming from hair neglect and improper maintenance.

Check your mail. You have a message!!!. And to think that i am following you and not even Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!
yet you allowed such thang to happen to me!!!!!


i would "undisciple" you cos you don't even have my back!!. Jesus is far better!!!!!

ijebabe: I'm so happy I have tears in my eyes *sniff*

Please kindly check your mail.You have a message( i actually lodged a complaint)

[quote author=Missy_B]Lovely![/quote]Please check your mail. You have a massage!!!!


i mean message!!!!

The Mum actually looks like a alaiye mum.
The brothers? DUh?
Double studded n!ggaz!! check!
ugg boots!! check!!

mufflers check!!
cat-walks check!!
artificial pink lips!! check!!!
g-strings now hold on......................

WTF Going on?

The Governor her excellency ,the Madam should help her

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lmao. i'd still need u to stimulate them sexually...ya know with ur sexy b.o.o.b.s and all [/quote]

My girls swallow it at times. I believe it may be good for them!!!!!.

at op you may be right.

i'll c.um all over your face if you want me to !!

too many hidden posts!!. WTF going on here?
Someone is being taken to the cleaners!!!

at the topic IMO











IT's just PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!!!!

M.I.?

Too bad Oparah couldn't "afford" the present she wanted to give her!!!

Mine. It was a so-called virgin by the name of Onila.

She use to come to my crib often.
We discussed on a lot of thangs
then she invited me to her crib and discussed further on various topics.

Then she brought her pixs out for my viewing pleasure.

She pointed randomly on some and explained to me what occurred in the areas of interest in the pix.

I couldn't concentrate cos her boooobs kept hitting and touch me.


She observed i was feeling uncomfortable.Offhandedly, She asked whether i liked it.

i inquired from her what she was talking about. She said the touch. She said she was gaddem Hot!!!!!


holy shytteeee. My John Thomas stood in amazement and awe for the beautiful heifer right in front of me.

She proceeded to UnCloth in my front. At that moment my mind was calculating whether i had a condom in my wallet or not!!!. or maybe i should just dash out to quickly get one. But Damien was like "No Time" "Light that shytee now. So you can experience Heavenly feeling!!!"


So i instinctively grabbed on her succulent b.reast and sucked it hungrily like pups/kids sucking on their b.itches/goat.

She let out a slow subtle moan that made my John Thomas stand attention in a courageous manner.

While sucking and kissing, i was exploring each parts of her delicate body aggressively. from her thighs to her buttocks to her ears to her neck( cot damn!!! the neck was extremely sensitive though!!!)

Then i thought bout giving her head but i was like, nah!!!! Like Tuface sang alongside Sway, I did not want to go down there"
but the fingering made her more wet!!!!
She slid down my trousers and started tasting,sucking and licking my Co.rk seductively. My toes curled and i almost fell down lost/caught in the moment.

You know she is nasty when all of a sudden she got honey from her refridgerator and rub it all over my cork and proceeded to licking and sucking it.

I thought at that very moment i would phucccked up and make Niagara fall straight into her mouth but i controlled myself.


She sucked and sucked,gobbled and gobbled.even my nuts before we got down to bizniz. She actually wasn't a virgin cos i saw no blood stains neither was she hurt nor scared by my long john thomas!!!.

I smacked and smacked while hitting from behind. She grabbed her boooobs cos i was running deep, so deep into that ish.screaming "phucck me harder!!!, harder!!!!. I told asked who's your daddy, she said "i am her daddy"(in my mind , i waz like WTF she talking bout?. She was screaming "spank that a.s.s daddy!!!, spank that mofo a.r.se!!!".
from doggie to missionary. from missionary to touch-your-toes to sit-down-on-a-nail to side phuccck. This geh could be a famous IndecentStar when she grows up. I was impressed.

after a marathon of love making and her multiple orga.sms, i finally came all over.

The next thang was to bathe ourselves so we used the bath filled with all kinda aromatherapy stuffs i guess her parents bought. We ended up phucccking in the tub again. It was a day filled with passion .

Did i even mention that before it all started she grabbed a banana and was suggestively sucking on it before biting and chewing it?


It was a very memorable experience.


I just don't want to go into details

promisengr: She jt gave u STD free of charge,go and start ur treatment the sooner the better

dumb. sleeping with a girl doesn't give STD. Sleeping with an infected girl does. How do you know that she gave him or he has STD? Only if you are the girl!!!!.

Now share your story!!!!!!!

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*exit*

[quote author=sagytarius™]All the relationships I've had with ladies were initiated by them. Currently, there is another that met me at my cousine's wedding and she is already all over me. Her calls are already rolling-in; and I know soon enough, she will overcome that inertia to tell me what's on her mind .

Buh, I hate commitments
IMHO, Being Single is the Bomb! [/quote]Typical Sagittarius.


phucking all around!!!
never balanced
restless mofos!!!!!
but hey!!!!!
at times being single is tha shyteee!!!!!!

This would be extremely funny in a ridiculous way if the victim is a Deltan cos Warri no dey carry last. at all at all.

Attack Wafi Boy for hin domain?

i dey craze?

Where is the kiss?



NANSENCE!!!!!

Vanessa [b]Obo[/b]nna



hmmmmm.....................




Most Beautiful Girl outside Nigeria?


I beg to differ!!!


Is this your mate/partner Onila?



I like menages though!!!!!!!

LesbianBoy: Onila - Shukurat majekodunmi

Add yours guys...

He could have simply refused to officiate the match in the first instance!!!!1

datChelseaBoy: I wonder why Nigerians celebrate mediocrity

Even the U.K and other countries where he topped the charts for "Oliver Twist"?

He cannot even stand STRAIGHT!!!.

i ain't saying he is GAY though

onila: at first I hated the fact she had se,x in the house

but thats the point of the show, to Be Intimate and hook up with the participants

Should you be watching the show?

It is rated 18+

It's past your bedtime child

Now go to sleep.

Before Yeahrealman the ogre finds you.

i promise to leave the lights on!!!!!

oF COURSE. It is the obvious truth. SO FREAKY Silly on Bev's side though!!!

Can she CULTERY?

I mean a wife in church , a ho in bed type?

A major factor!!!
Would she gulp the whole thang?

a REAL VIRGIN unlike Onila?
sTREET SMART LIKE IDOWUOGBO?
Poetic like Isshelove, i mean ishilove?
provide some kinda security like Policewoman?
A bit controlling like mukina2?
disclipined/religious like deols?
book-smart like ogugua88/itsModella?
pretty like adaobi123,Ambeautiful,achukwunet?
family-oriented like Caracta,tsjkii?
allow me cheat on her with MaryJane like SniperinaDiaper? i mean we could have a menage-a-trois
Doesn't give a fork/ assertive like Calloti a.k.a. mgbeketoto?
boobilicious like Shugamania?
allows me to cheat like MrsChima?
politically inclined like berem?
stays hidden and reserved for only me like kandikane?
even though she yarns beautiful trashes like tpia, we would still connect?
can phuccck well like hmmmmmmmm...................

i mean the list is endless............

kmanning: Executive Officials of Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ) that were involved in a motor accident were said to be returning from a meeting they had in Abuja, Friday, most of whom are representatives of the Oyo and Lagos council of the union.
The official Toyota Hiace bus was totaled from the crash. Survivors said a rear tyre suddenly exploded while on high speed and somersaulted about nine times before eventually careering into the bush, killing three on board and injuring several others.
The NUJ officials on board the crashed vehicle and their designations are:

(Late) Adolphus Okonkwo, NUJ National Financial Secretary
(Late) Kafayat Odunsi, NTA -V.I., Lagos
(Late) Tunde Oluwanike, FRCN -Ibadan
Deji Elumoye, NUJ Chairman - Lagos State
Gbenga Opadotun, NUJ Chairman - Oyo State
Banji Oluwalana -NTA7, Lagos
Bolaji Akeem -NTA7, Lagos
Sylva Okereke -Champion Newspaper
Odunsi Muhammed -New Nigeria Newspaper
Bimbo Oyetunde -FRCN Lagos
Nzeogwu Christopher -VON
Fatimah Abdulkareem -National Treasurer Adeyemi Fatai -Lagos Bus Driver

The Oyo State Chapter of the NUJ has announced a seven day mourning beginning Saturday over the tragic loss of colleagues in the accident.
Others who survived in the accident are being treated at the Ladoke Akintola University Teaching Hospital (LAUTECH).
>>Get More Gist HERE<<

At the bolded, wondered if they were related?


The bus driver survived? whoaaaa!!!! African voodooism at its best?

[quote author=Reuben.Abati][size=18pt]Nairaland dry these days![/size][/quote]apparently, Jonathan has relived you of your duties!!!!