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joeace2020: U r 1 depraved, porn addicted dude... But d styles good..in as much as dey pretend all d tym dey lyk guy's dat talk dirty n u must hv learnt from our ' kung fu master'

Dude i don't even know what what tha phuccck you talking bout!!!

I am talking real shytte over here!!!!.

i WOULD HAVE phuccked her since but she participated in the Ramandan(?) fast and i didn't want to phucck her brains up during that period. Now that it is over, She is earnestly yearning for me while playing the good kid card.I am just extremely busy that is why i haven't had time for her.I swear down the other day she came to my office and deliberately threw a piece of paper on the floor and bent to pick it up( A lady ought to kneel or rather squat while picking things from the floor!!). Her a.r.see was all over my face!!!( for a moment though, i thought she would fart!!!). At that moment i thought i would run over to the door, lock it up(But hey!! why da phhucck she be seducing her boss?, unzip my trousers and stick it in since she had given me the access code but i felt, caution should be paramount in her case cos i know Unilag babes don't wear panties and are down for whatever as long as you are good looking,wad of notes, have a crib and a car(even if it isn't your own ). I just want to be sure that she isn't a public toilet though, cos she be forming she wanna be focus and ish. I am currently running my background and integrity check before i light that V up the spectacular manner i am accustomed to!!!!.But i strongly believe it isn't everything in skirt a man should chase. It becomes a weakness.

Holy shyteee!! I can't even believe what i typed above!!. This is how close i have gone to revealing what is happening to me at the moment!!!!!

I am so excited about that ar...s..e though.......................

huh?

Where did the "Dragon" come from?

Is it edible though?

badoolee: Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#

She Types Like An slowpoke E.g " I LoVe YoU sO MuCh mORe tHaN mY FaMilY MeMbErS


Are you a r.e.tard? or an im.becile?
Stop typing like that!!!!!. Or you are autistic?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks][size=18pt] who is sending me recharge card today?[/size] [/quote]2331 4191 1266 7666

It is [size=3pt]eMpTyN[/size]


Thank me Later Baybee!!!!

[size=38pt]WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

I am so loving this!!!!!
From a lady though!!!
holy phuccccck!!!!

You broke the V Code i guess?

Damn!!! Shawdy!!

I find this sexually arousing!!!!

My Pe..NIS is harrd discovering this!!!!


Bookmarked this thread!!!!

I'm on one right now. Telling me she is a VIRGIN AND ISH!!!!

Talking bout being focused and shyteeee. Phuccck that. Bitych!! whose dyke have you been succking?

I have promised not to spend a dime on this project!!!!

I always watch her as her eyes pores into my trousers anytime we chat.

I know she is craving for my big schlong!!!.

She sees the contours whenever she looks down there!!!

She is sexy as hell though.

I just hope i don't tear her punannie when we eventually go down!!!!.

i do hope to bang her soonest!!!.

Very smart child. She understood her mum was on air so she ran back quickly. Apparently the live programme started simultaneously as the daughter was about to hand over the phone. The kid just didn't get her timing right!!!.You know those behind the scene always count down.

Policewoman should be ashamed of herself!!!!.

What a opprobrious act!!!.

All for the filthy lucre.

The Federal Government needs to clean the Augean Stable in the Nigerian Police Force to avoid a replay of this catastrophically mendicant lifestyle of the police

Wept? You for carry cutlass dey cut am since it almost brought you to tears!!!

Those tears would have watered the weed and made em grow faster.

Just buy a cutlass and do the needful so you won't have to cry!!!.

It is called Community service!!!

#CaseClosed

Brimmie: [size=20]Those PD-Pig Morafuckers Dumped Ma Hommie "Peter Babalola" After Usin His Hard Earned Money To Campaign For That Black Facktard "Oyinlola"!! They Promised To Giv Him The Slot After Oyin's Tenure.. Buh Ma Hommie Got A Clue Dat "The Higher Killer" a.k.a "Omisore" Is Gon' Be The Flag Bearer After Oyin's Tenure!!

Ma Hommie Jumped On The Winning Side ACN Now.. "APC" a.k.a "Barca"!!

Now Ma Hommie Is The Reason Why Ma Town Is Among The 6 Towns To Enjoy The Urban-Renewal Project!!

Osun A Dara Oooo!!
**drops mic**[/size]

You mean towns that are pro-PDP are marginalised?

This is just an inference from the statement made by you!!!!!

Ayatullah:
What is special about English Language? It is because you have enslaved yourself to America and Britain that make you so value the Language. The guy has made his point. Is it English Language he used in breaking into Mark's Facebook Account. Khalil's brain is a million times better than yours, and you that knows the English Language what is your achievement as at today?Sit down there and be fooling yourself about the English Language.

WTF you talking bout?

Didn't you see the part where i made mention of their(aRABS) ingenuity? It is obvious that the English language is a second language and,maybe not quite as popular in his country. I attested to all this and you silly mofo went ahead to quote me talking all the above trash? Mofo phuccck off my comment and go Ray Charles on em!!!!
His brain better than mine? WTF you talking? I never said i read programming and ish!!!. What he knows, i may not know and certain thangs i know,HE may not know either. So phucccck off you Khalil's P.A. MOFO!!!!.Profoundly stupid of you!!!!!

My last call on this!!!

spongeback: Ganja boy====>Ganja girls

No wonder choc city dropped him off their label cos he keeps promoting "Bob Marley" in his songs and actions(According to their spokesperson!!!).

Going by these pixs,the cake, the ladies,the hairstyle and the t-shirts, the truth seems to be prevailing!!!!


But phuccck it. it gives the much needed inspiration(s) for the mad productions he does!!!!!

Apparently brings out the talent in him!!!

Happy belated birthday!!!

Ola Okelola!!!!


TF/

Nigerian?


lipssealed

" i HAS no other choice to make"

Arabs!!!!

Terrible English

but unfounded ingenuity!!!!!!!!!
smart techies!!!!
FaceBook may hire him after this incidence.

In Nigeria, he would've committed a grave offence

After Ruleben Abachati disparages him

He would be caught and rot in gaol!!!!

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]In all seriousness, I am truly depressed.

I can't believe this girl is off the market, I still remember when the crush started, when she interviewed GEJ. That was the day I knew I loved her.

I started working harder, hoping that one day we would be moving in the same circle of people, and then I could approach her, and proclaim my love. We were supposed to have 2 boys and a dog, and a nice house were the boys could play with the dog.

Anyways, I wish you happiness, cause that's what one does when they truly love you.

I'm going back to the lab, already have my sights set on this up and coming actress.[/quote]Afrocandy?

Reconcile Jonathan and Amaechi?
But Jonathan said he had no problems with Amaechi so why the need for reconciliation?

You had better give them or they would get it at night!!!!

Remember some of em rule the night!!!!

What CELLNATOR YARDIMAA gets on a daily basis, that is what someone went to gaol for?

A tale of two cities!!!!

What of Tafa Balogun? Where was he redeployed to?

chaircover: Your friend is very irresponsible . . so sorry to say.

The cheating was bad enough, but the fact that he waited so long before testing and could have put his innocent wife at risk is terrible. If it were to be positive, would he have carried on sleeping with his wife during that period?

God protect innocent wives from irresponsible husbands. God will catch him one day.

And may God protect innocent husbands from irresponsible wives!!!!.

Afam4eva: Patience Jonathan remains the most elegant and fashion conscious first lady in the history of Nigeria and Africa. She's always on point.

Ever heard of a certain Maryam Babaginda?
She put the First in First Lady!!!!!

mulumele: Don't think so. Are you saying Prince Charles was born in the 70s?

emm,.... i meant General Gowon!!!!!

Wow!!!!

Y'all should pity your conveniences. With tha kinda foods i see here, it would really be pathetic what y'all be defecating out !!!!!

They were newly wedded while Gowon was in power

Someone should explain number 2 to me.

How can you know about someone merely by looking at those thangs?

Errbody be talking bout Revolution! Revolution!!

Most revolution only lead to a state of anarchy!!!

James Bond is a fictional character. Only the script writer can "kill" him.

He doesn't exist in reality!!!

So what you talking bout, i can't comprehend.

You apparently take a lot of those thangs that make people unintelligent i guess!!!

otumfour: @ bolded.....u sure u know wht u writing abt?

Dude you so damn funny. I am still LMAO AS I TYPE THIS!!!

shollaire: No offence please. Just wondering- how old are you?

Keep Wondering- No offence taken

mencade5: its a big lie. Most nigerians ladies will never stay with you. To do what? Stay with you when you are a nobody? I completely disagree with you. I witness so many cases with guys that were dumped, ignored, and flunged like trash by ladies they so admireed or were one time dating.

Our ladies are like money for hand, back for ground. I tell you, when you are not well to do, ladies will see you as a failure, slowpoke, and a nobody.

Orikiola tank u jare

i partially agree with you.It is this "stigma" that has made most guys use Nigerian ladies the way they like when they have the money. This is so cos it is imagine/believed that the money is the main reason why she is there in the first instance and so this imagination leads to disdain and a paraniod for that rich guy. BUT it isn't ALL Nigerian Girls like you rightly said. MOST doesn't mean all. These are basically assumptions cos we are talking statistics here to back up our theories!!!

Is this thread bout the Google maps Dr Who's tardis or about y'all reminiscing bout Dr Who?


btw, Who is Dr Who that y'all are whoing about?

Rubbish!!!
i take all of the above mentioned thangs and i can spoke better english than Patience
and i am even still knows 1+1= 3!!!





so op, what are you talked about?

Orikinla: You were even laughing at your own joke.
Most gigolos end up as errand boys of their mistresses.

No reasonable woman respects any man who cannot pay his bills and take good care of his woman.

I still beg to differ.

Having studied the Nigerian mentality, i have "discovered' that most of those in this strata tend to have a blueprint: to fleece the unsuspecting female and use her as an avenue to open doors.

They don't always end up as errandboys, they do sometimes end up PIMPING their mistresses while keeping or desperately searching for their true love.

i don't want to name names but one FILUPInnezEMMMMreebayRTTTRR is infamous for this. He is now, according to Nigerian parlance, a big boy!!!!