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GLeesMODEL: Sunderland Herald
http://www.gleesconcepts..co.uk/2013/07/photos-popular-ghanian-actress-arrested.html?m=1
http://www.informationng.com/2013/07/ghanaian-actress-emelia-brobbey-arrested-in-london-for-stealing-bracelet-jewelry.html

Dumb geh. Next time you are caught in the act,claimed that you were acting!!!! afterall, she is an actress!!!!!!

DeCleff: A Picture of Governor Amaechi and Dame Patience Jonathan In 2010

The caption is wrong. It should be "Governor Amaechi and Patience Jonathan in hot romance"

or " Amaechi and Jonathan spotted romancing"

or "Ameachi and Patience,----when the going was good"

or "Amaechi trying to persuade Patience to come to bed with him"

or 'Unholy Affair!!"

Mother and Son!!!



"Exaggeration is when our 1st lady calls Gov Ameachi her son. Madam is 55 and d gov 48! Or did she marry Senator Yerima at 7yrs ni?"

#‎STOLEN‬#

Ebig22: fu*ck u and ur modafucking fatty

Your signature seems to be conveying a message to you!!!
Aptly written!!!!
shhhssshhh!!!! keep quiet and listen............................................................................................

ahhh..............
there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetcheecks: Just do not talk about her weight whatever you do. It depresses her more than motivate her. Rather, play the reverse psych on her. Tell her that you actually realised you like big girls. And she is just perfect for you and try to convince her you mean it. You will not need to motivate her to loose weight, she will do it on her own.

Women sometimes do not like their boyfriends to point out something unattractive about them, it depresses them more than it encourages them. I think

Op kindly ignore this post if you do not want your girl looking like Precious, Madam that is Commander-in-Chief alias the First man, the old Monique or Eniola Badmus

White007: What Do You Do When Your Spouse/Loved One Doesn't Exercise.

I’ve been dating someone for the last year who has been talking about losing weight and has yet to do so. I would say she is easily 40 lbs overweight.

I’ve tried working out with her with no success. She loves food and has a tendency to lay down and even nap after dinner. All she wants to do is lay down. It makes me crazy.

We’ve tried talking about it and the only thing that happens is we argue and I get disgusted. If I encourage her to join me for walks or any activity she gives up right away.

I want to see her get better because I know it will affect her health as she ages and I don’t know what to do. I care very much for her but I feel I’m fighting a losing battle.

I welcome all suggestions, please.

When you want to have sexxx with her, make sure she does the "sit-down-on-the-nail" position.As she goes up and down while tigthening her Poosie walls, she would be exercising her waist, her legs and her Arsenal. It works well.
Ensure you do this frequently!!!!!
Insist that is the position you want!!!!
Do not hit her from the back cos that would only make her "bom-bom" grow bigger!!!!!

Is this the sexuality section?
oh my!!!!!
not again!!!!!
got carried away!!!!!

okay op you know what? dump her and get that Genvieve-looking-i-wanna-smash-everynight-cos-she-makes-me-hard-all-the-time geh!!!!

Why is the other thread on this topic on the Front Page instead of this?
The Front Page one has been closed so this should be on the Front Page?
Or our mods are busy drinking/sniffing garri instead of doing their jobs?

Lmao

anarchy of the highest order!!!!

Tolexander: The guy is a nairalander.
Here is the link to his profile:
https://www.nairaland.com/okija_juju

LMAO!!!!

Afam4eva: Yam is one of the staple foods in Nigeria and is eaten by majority of Nigerians. It's one of those foods that are easy to make cos it doesn't take a lot of dexterity to prepare yam especially white yam that can be eaten with oil. But behind this popular meal lies a very dangerous food that can knock one out in a matter of seconds if not properly eaten or if not respected as the horror that it is. I will share the encounter i had with this monstrous thing we call food and i want you guyz to share yours too.

About 5 years ago, while everybody in my family left for church. I was the only one who didn't go. Around 11 am, i was hungry and i checked the fridge to see if there was anything i could eat or at least chew to douse the tension in my stomach but the fridge was virtually barren. But on checking one of the pots, here layed 4 pieces of yams that remained from the previous day. I'm not really a Yam fan but i had no other choice to pick from so i had to manage what i had. The thing about cooked yams is that they get stronger by the day. But that didn't deter me. I warmed it a little bit and dished it unto my plate to have a good meal. But little did i know that what layed in in a matter of minutes was best unimagined. There was not drinkable water in the house. Even the taps were not running. So, there was no water at all whether drinkable or otherwise. Anyways, i took my yam with the oil on it and headed for the sitting room. I ate the first mould and then the second. I was about to do the same for the third until i encountered what millions of Nigerians dreaded having an encounter with. I don't know what happened cos i wasn't talking but the yam took a mind of it's own and decided to knock me out. There i was sitted gasping for breadth. I managed to rush to the kitchen and checked the fridge but there was no water. I turned on the tap but there was still not water. There and then, i resigned to my fate and said my last prayer which went thus "Lord, if you save me from this, i will serve you forever". I thought i was being punished for not going to church that morning. At this moment, i was crawling and heading for the door but as soon as i got close to the door, everything gradually came back to normal. Since that day i've been giving Yams the respect that they deseve. Before i munch my yam, i check it there's both drinkable and undrinkable water and they're always by my side incase anything goes wrong. I advise ya'll to do same cos the yam we know is better than the yam we don't know.

If you have any similar stories, pls share them to people can learn.

Next time drink your "piss"!!!!

What if she wasn't the one but her friend?
Maybe she wanted to test y'all or just wanted to prank y'all

Move on..............
She is apparently more beautiful than you are [size=5pt]in his eyes[/size].
So when he sees another that is more beautiful than she is,..., it goes on and on like a ferris wheel
But karma is a b**** though, when it catches up with him, oh ishh!!!!

Brimmie: THE ONLY BASTARD AMONG SW GOVERNORS!!

Calm down and drink garri. Life is too short to hate!!!!

#Modified
a substantial amount of Zinc should be added to the water to purify it!!

desdichando: the way u spew ur st*upid*ity (justbeenpolite) is just amazing!!!!U don't knw the difference between a moniker/pseudonym and a surname!!!!!gott im himmel

Seriously, Are you for real?

Ibadan people ehn!!!!
*sighs*

Gracedpen: Some of us had certain ideas about the Mrs. "who" that we have always wanted to be. Behind, Behind names always come to our heads but do we always end up marrying a guy with a Behind surname? Many considerations usually come into choosing a life partner but as funny as it is, there are also some seemingly trivial ones that might even have disqualified a prospective one in the first place- like the surname of the guy that just introduced himself.

"What's in a name?" you'd most likely ask. Take it or leave it, ladies do care about the surname of the guy they are going to get married to. Like I said earlier, it is quite a trivial one as it is not the surname that will keep the marriage. But you never can tell, it could be an added advantage.

Point is, some surnames are just "sooo not it" that a lady will consider twice before saying "yes", especially if the man will not modify the name for any reason. Talk about those names that start with "ESU" (devil), "SANGO"...etc. Hehehe!

So, let's "branch" on ladies...does his surname really matter when it comes to saying "YES"? What surnames will you rather not?

SOURCE: http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/07/considerations-before-i-do.html

Of course i am sure some ladies do consider the name of their spouses before choosing. I doubt if a lady would be willing to introduce her man to her parent if he has a name like the character that Ben Stiller play. I mean would you allow your daughter marry a person with such a name as Gay Focker? or Mr Cork? or even SexKillz? What of Omiobo? LesbianBoy?
HairyPus.sy? idiagbon? imagine the kind of conversation a person called Acidtalk would hold with her father? OkijaJuju? her father would be like "dont even go there" PAGAN9ja? muskeeto? yuzedo? Methink it is a criterion for selecting spouses among women

[size=28pt]YOU SEE. THE FUCKTARDS ARE ALSO GUILTY OF IT. SHOUT IT TO THE HEAVENS. EVERYONE HEAR! HEAR!! HEAR!!![/size]

Fashola is even dulling in Las gidi.
I heard it from the grapevine that he rides his powerbike at night. Is he tryna insinuate that he hasn't seen the resilience of a street hawker before?
i was and i am still marvelled at how some would chase their potential customer just to sell a sachet of water!!!. I mean why risk your life because of 5/10 naira?
Poverty!!!!!!
Is a very bad thang!!!!
i'll still blame the government for not creating the much needed environment!!!
You would even see kids hawking and yet a law was passed outlawing street/kid hawking!!
whatever happened to it?
full implementation and follow-up processes is important after legislating

Laila Ikeji: 18 years old Anna Ebiere Banner was crowned the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria on the 20th of July, 2013.

Same night she became Special Adviser on Culture & Tourism to her state's governor Gov Dickson of Bayelsa State.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/07/check-out-mbgn-2013-anna-ebiere-banners.html

You are posting pix of the most ugly girl in Nigeria while your sister is been bashed in another thread. You won't go and stand up for her?

swstest: Wow! Xo xcitd 2post. 4th 2 comment. Hy guys. *winks*

oh gosh!!!!
i prefer the garri crew!!!!. This balderdash needs to stop.
Shouldn't you be sucking *BANNED* ?

Still wants to be the oldest boxing champion which isn't bad IMHO
Nigerian bureaucratic procedures has really frustrated him.
He can appeal to private organisations for sponsorship!!!
The Government hasn't forgotten about how a whole able-bodied like Samuel Peters left the shores of the country after all the celebrations to sleep on the floor of the ring like we do not have better beds in Nigeria after Kilschko sang him a lullaby!!!

Can someone think of Impersonation as the case may be?

ZACHIE: Electrocuted to death....see grammar.
wetin else him for electrocute to? coma?
electrocute is plain enough

He should have gone to Oyo where the families of those traders killed by BH would have descended on him

doesn't he want 72 virgins anymore? Why is he afraid to die? that is haramic IMHO

Anything goes in Naija!!!!

And yet the 3 were given rights of approval to import?
The subsidy scam has died down so it is now business as usual?

She's pwetty!!!
She looks like MTN
hope her "network" communicates well with her hubbby