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Perhaps the lizard just wanted an autograph?

Tried to watch it but all i saw was "This video is private"


i tried washing it but i am saw " This video is private"

Whose private please?

T_n_o D_k_ ?

So true. Corruption is here to stay

Law of equity at play here!!!


They are all the same.
Interest groups fighting for their interests.

When elephants fight,the grasses suffer!!!

onila: MAURITANIAN wedding

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You mean Ice Prince got married to a Mauritanian?

Intriguing!!!!

WHAT DA.....................................


YOU SICK!!!!!!

any body who dies of hunger in naija is just too lazy to work, cmon from car wash to customer bringer in computer village...... naija is practically hustle zone....................i'm not saying ppl should stay in naija.. but they should learn hustling skills first.......

BITCCCH PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicjustice: [size=27pt]But why are Nairalanders always preferring to be faceless, I mean, not even a single face shot in the numerous photos?[/size]

cHarity you know ,..............starts at home.........


it begins with you!!!


infact, it's in you!!!!

well, only if you happen to be the guy with the bloodied face that lennox has "bastardised!!!"

[quote author=bad people]Hmmmmmmmmm, fela na baba with real life parables, deadi body get accident yeeepa, double wahala for deadi body and the owner of deadi bodi, Agagu was former minister of aviation in Nigeria, he did nothing to lift our airports to international standard, they were busy embezzling, law of karma, you bad people should repent now before its too late[/quote]

alutacontinua: Dt no 2 from someone who claims to be in d medical line What else does nairaland have to offer me in terms of bullsh*it 16 nerves koh, 160 neurons ni!

You apparently didn't see the "potential" that preceded the "Dr."

dayokanu: Do you have a houseboy?

vivianc: My dear, your husband is ok jare. He doesn't like s..ex, its that simple. Not all men like sex, and it doesn't make them gays or serial cheats.

Just wish you knew what you were getting into before you said "I do." clearly you are not comfortable with the situation hence this thread and no very sexually active lady would be.

Like I said earlier, you have to make extra efforts, and pls send that shyness to hell. This is your right. While you are it keep talking to him, appreciate him. If there is anything he does to you on bed that you like, tell him in a sexified manner. Men like to know that they are doing something good.

*thinking out loud* Twice in a month? I no fit survive am o. Hian! Me wey dey look forward to atleast twice daily, and marathon on weekends.

wooww!!!. We should be phuccking!!!!. Can you stand my thirst?

As long as you ain't fugly, ish!!!, we be phuccking every gaddem day!!!

jonescyras: I just got admitted to study PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES at adekunle ajasin university,akungba. I have googled it but all I saw was, being a lecturer...and I aint good at lecturing and besides, I never wanted to be a lecturer. Pls where and what can I work as,as a philosopher.....thanks
. My Big Thanks to the Mods and all that have taken their precious time to advise me...
..You have saved me.
I shall not forget NAIRALAND.

WHat you can use it to do? You can use it to THINK!!!!!!

ANALYSE HYDRA-HEADED ISSUES


DON'T GO BERSERK though cos over-thinking can be traumatizing

bossybom: I am a 31 year old married woman wit a son less than a year,my marriage is almost 2 years. I noticed my husband don't really like making love from d 1st week of our marriage,he responded to my complaints by saying he's fratigued from d wedding stress.....but it has lingered until now, we barely have sex 2 times in a month,anytime I complain he will laugh and say it's because am a self employed woman and I have a lot of time to think about sex,so am so tired of complaining and feeling like a slut...but I feel so deprived,am a Christian,I can't ,cheat on him,sometimes I masturbate just to get satisfied,but I always feel guilty and dirty afterwards, this is not a topic I can easily walk to anyone to discuss,am really frustrated,pls I need as many advice and ideas I can get........

pls in God's name,no insults....I just need candid advise....thanks.

I understand from the perspective that he is a 9-5 person. so the stress of the day doesn't trigger his phallus to the needed erection for sex,that was why he tagged you a self employed woman co you are your own boss.
Unless you are sure that he aint cheating on you, i'll advise that you get him multivitamins and ginseng infused drugs, get soft p..orrn movies and get that sexy lingerie that would make his John Thomas have a mind of its own.

You hold the key to seduction, seduce him(hope he is not the spiri-koko type that would give you the Oyedepo slap for seduction and label you jezebel). Seduce him. go down on him.you may be amazed at how far your p***y power can go!


If it doesn't work, he is seeing other women or,........................................ men

ogugua88: No. I don't see any benefit in such. I should be able to trust/believe whatever my partner tells me. His past is his past. All I care about is what he has learned from it to make a better future.

What he has learnt?

You mean his enter-the-place skills?

You would know by his bedmatics skills. If he hits the g-s.p0t frequently and makes you have multiple or.gas.m

that eerie relaxing feeling

then.................WTF am i talking on?

Think i have passed the message already!!!

If it is for a woman,YES

So one can easily differentiate the public ones from private!!!

Heard he was gave the shooter's wife " a level of grace that no one has ever experienced"
the shooter's action isn't justifiable though!!!

badoolee: ion do kids lyk u,go gt ur playmates

what da phuccck did you type? stop typing like a slowpoke......

So you do the whole yard i guess?

D4L.

They all be knocking boots right? bursting nuts on you?

Whoooooooa!!!. Interesting i must say.




Btw, I recommend brighter grammar!!!

She was fine from afar but far from fine................................

The National cake is to be shared by the Executhieves,Legislathieves and the Judisharing/Judishathieves!!!

Love his philanthropic gesture!!!

Extom: If you want to see it from that angle, you will run into crisis because there are numerous instances where the bible(spiritual) and science(physical) disagrees.
Eg, take Samson, when he made the sun stand still for the whole day(spiritually possible, physically IMPOSSI-CANT)
There are too many examples, but let's just be wise, have faith, and hope we get to a point where it won't be a mystery to us anymore.
Its well...

Please what version and verse of the bible did you see "SAMSON" making the sun stand still?
Is there a new edition or revised one?
Please i would like to know!

in my honest opinion..........











kids should stay off drugs!!!!!!

Okija Juju has been arrested?




Yuzedo may bail him out though..................

WAIT....................




Can the Oracle be arrested?

Mimiko.......................................

Nigerian movie: Ever since Ngige was booted out of government house Awka, I have never liked him. To me, he is an insincere backstabber full of deciet.
I am not surprised Annie described him and one who doesn't keep to agreement and ingrate.
can't stop laughing when he resigns senate only to loss the governorship too. Hunger will deal mercilessly with him. U know his occupation is politics?

No he is is a Doctor.

He has an hospital!!!

Nigerianmovie, Are you talking from a script?

spongeback: Why can't this Lola be like Anita?

cos she is Lola!!!

WTF?

You can as well put your Hepatitis B and D statuses here so we can know whether it is negative or positive!!!

Wooow!!!!.

At a period that competition has overidden the Biggs brand and junk foods are becoming less attractive, that is when infamous brand are coming on board?

well, that is entrepreneurship/capitalism for y'all

mugu must pay

There is always a ready/available market!!!!

stillwater: Thank you king mojo for schooling that Idi.ot!



Didn't even see this balderdash.
Other Africans are sexist and Nigerians aren't?
How can a foo.lll be talking with such bravado over something that does not make sense?
For real I have your time today.
We must come to a conclusion if you are mental patient who has escaped from the asylum or you are just a 12 year old child.

aLL THESE for Onila?