₦airaland Forum

biolabee: why are we so White-hearted

modified!!!

WOOOOW!!!

SO WHO IS GONNA BE TRANSFERRED TO RIVERS?


Let's have Patience( )

CFCfan: Where is Onila

The girl looks like Onila!!!!!!!!!!!!

flowers4me: mine is eating fruits and nuts! lolzzz

wooooww!!!!!

Do you swallow the whole nuts?

That's freaky though!!!!.

You would defo love pre-intimacy then!!!

CocoLoca: DICCCK...........tionary.

antartica: Fashola seems to creating an aura of a tribal tyrant around him these days.He is listening to much to inherent area boys like tinubu.

He started so well,but now his name seems to resonate with terror and injustices to those considered to be the lesser citizens.

How really does this relate to the topic?

Or are you referring to the Governor's late dad?

Helen Keller didn't make the list?

Stevie Wonders? Wonders shall never cease!!!!

OH THIS IS SHYTTE!!!!

Cyber Hackers on the prowl!!!!

Idowuogbo: Laro Monday? Jesu! Lmfao!!!

emmysenior: 1. Chimamanda

2. Philip Emegwali

3. Asha

4. Emmysenior

5. Okagbare

6. Prof. Oyibo (gagut)

7. Onyewu Oguchi

8. Philip Idowu

C'mon girl! The list is endless. Nigerians are good people... Except for you that I don't know of.

The last time I checked even Americans are involved in terrorism too, i.e Colorado shooting.

Finally, inferiority complex kills destinies, kind do away with it.

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

bishopjoe02: It is a usual practice by recruiting organizations to specify age requirements as part of their eligibility criteria. In most vacancies the maximum age for entry level applicants is usually pegged at 27/28 and in some ridiculous circumstances 24/25. After consulting the 1999 Constitution I discovered that this practice is unconstitutional as it is a form of discrimination.
Section 42 subsection 2 states that “No citizen of Nigeria shall be subjected to any disability or deprivation merely by reason of the circumstances of his birth”. Ladies and gentlemen your date of birth and hence your age is a circumstance of birth so also is your sex and ethnicity. Employers have been getting away with this constitutional violation because nobody has challenged the practice rather people go about doctoring their ages so as to meet up with these ridiculous age requirements.

The following are the only jobs that the constitution has placed age restrictions and these jobs are mostly electoral office positions;
1) President ; must be 40 years old...section 131 subsection 2b
2) Vice president; same as that of the president... section 142 subsection 2
3) Senator; must be 35 years old...section 65 subsection 1a
4) House of representative; must be 30 years old... section 65 subsection 1b
5) Governor ; must be 35 years old...section 177 subsection 1b
6) &nbspeputy Governor; ; same as that of the Governor... section 187 subsection 2
7) Members of the house of assembly; must be 30 years old... section 106 subsection 1b

Other jobs include state commissioners and special advisers to governors (which have the same requirements as those of members of the house of assemble) and ministers and special advisers to the president of the federation (which have the same requirements as those of the House of Representatives).

Ladies and gentlemen, taking into account our erratic educational system with its numerous strikes, most students especially those in federal and state higher institutions end up graduating in their mid twenties and when you then factor in the one year NYSC and the waiting period of prospecting for jobs (which could range from months to years) you will notice that a significant number of graduates would have exceeded the maximum age limits placed by prospective employers.

Dear naija jobbers, the wind of change is blowing and we should not just sit and watch our rights been trampled upon and I think now is the time to act. In developed countries you will be prosecuted if you dare place age requirements for any job vacancy.

I do not want to lie about my age because it is not a crime and I shouldn’t be made to suffer for it.

God bless you all.


http://bishopjoe..com/2013/08/age-requirement-is-unconstitutional.html

Quoting constitution.





You are speaking grammar!!!!!!

onila: where can i watch the canine scene. .the real sex scene

Go and sleep or rather close your eyes!!.

It isn't for underage!!!!!

Don't let Yeahrealman notice you too!!!!!

onila:

like sometimes it really irritates the f0ck out of me

I am a loner in real life, love to be alone

wish thirty niggs can keep their hands off

DONT TOUCH ME!!

Why?

Cos you are easily aroused and you may c.um?

A LONER?

#TeamSayNoToWankin.g

onila:

pray for me

me no wan go back to that nonsense country

yOU SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO NIGERIA!!!!!

O ye Scarlet Virgin!!!!!!

babyosisi: Coke zero
I sniff about 3 rolls a day
When I get down to the last draw unexpectedly before replenishing,I have a wave of sadness
And when anyone sniffs the last coke and I meet an empty box,I throw a mighty fit
Every lunch and dinner is not complete without a coke zero and any restaurant that doesn't serve coke zero will not get a second visit from me
Jesus help your daughter

coke/crack fin

Check into a rehab.
WTF

NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS TYPING LIKE YOU GOT A PERMANENT BIG LONG AND FAT DYKKE IN YOUR A.NUS!!!!!!.

You always high off that whitegeh!!!!!!!

SniperInADiaper: Oxycontin
Xanax bars
percocet
Loratabs
Valium
Morphine patches
Ecstasy
Alcohol..aftershock.
And crack.

Bekokoja: A frnd of mine told me this ""it was a saturday so i usually stay at home, n my fiance always want me to stay at home but that saturday was diff, my fiance keep making moves n telling me indirectly that she wants me to leave the house, finally she won i left the house for just 5 hours...i came back only to find my beloved fiance n my doctor unclad in my rum.,...they were doing IT"" wat shld i do since i luv ha very much n i hv paid ha dowry

Doing what? IT in medical parlance means that he was operating on her. i'll assume he is a gynecologist. So what is wrong with IT i.e.IntraThecal?

ddeola: The poor gal was molested at the age of 14 by some paedophiles like some senators and that was the genesis of her wrong decisions but thank God, she found Jesus. Now her life is changing gradually and she's becoming a better person.

Tell Nigerian senators not to jeopardise the future of Nigeria by enslaving our underaged gals in the name of whatever. If I see any senator near my compound, I will scatter his three legs wt AK47

Sellnatoh Yeahrealman at work again!!!!

It was actually Daffy Duck, ducks and ducklings that started it before the women folks stole their style!!!!
so freaking annoying!!!!!]

All these BBM Broadcast message!!!!.LMAO!!!!
She be wearing a ring though!!!

"If you don't take care of your people, who would?"

kwakayekaa: .بادنفطسج.بس.اسد.جسا.جسطنجسد.اجسطنجسد.اسح.اسدح.اسدج.طنجسذ.بساج.بدجسا.بذنجا.بسدج.ابسد.جابس.دسج.ابسد.ج.إجدنجفسرج.ابسجابسدجابسةاجا.بسجا.فنسجشداب.دسا.دس.ا.دسا.جس

SniperInADiaper: I met truckpusher at church

packing garbage i guess?

[quote author=Urine]I met her on Nairaland.[/quote]yOU are the piss right? Guess she must be tha SHYTE!!!!(pUN INTENDED)

BellaDonaFema: I met them all @ the̶̲̥̅̊ barber's shop! That's the̶̲̥̅̊ way the̶̲̥̅̊ cookie crumbles!

Are you a Barber?

How we met?

hehehehhehe.

Okah is a man that gets angry easily especially with his current ordeal.
In his moment of rage, he may have unintentionally told his colleagues to kiss his a.s.S!!!

bukatyne: Falling (failure) is not the issue... it is rising up that matters.

It is mindset like this that makes people who should divorce still cling to dead marriages so as not to be labeled 'failures'

5000 LIKES AND COUNTING!!!!

DIVINE78: Why are Igbo leaders shameless Kalu has taken shamelessness to a new height. This is a man that was a governor for 8 good years in Igboland, he did nothing to better the lot of his people but colluded with his mother to rob the state blind. Fashola is working and therefore every Dick and Harry from igboland wants to be in Lagos. Lagos is overpopulated for goodness sake. Go back to igbo land. Your governors receive monthly allocation from the FG just like Lagos.
It is bad enough nothing attracts an outsider to Abia state where Kalu was gov for 8 years but to come out and threaten to sue Fashola makes one wonder if common sense hasn't eluded Kalu and his co-travelers on NL. Shame! shame!! shame!!!

Seun,pyguru,sSPERMBOT and Nairaland are working!!!!!

greatgod2012: I admire this guy!
He has passion for his career and he's pursuing it, not allowing politics to kill his passion.
Kudos and may God be with you in your endeavour and in ours too.

His name is not Femi Pedro. Femi Pedro was the Scapegoat.Some people learn from the past/ antecedents!!!

toluleke: wow eye opener my girlfriend keeps saying this Guess i need to sack my girlfriend and employ new ones

Like no 1. a certain lady said she it was impossible to give me head!!!!
all i needed was a Mouth Action!!!!
She jokingly blew" me

She has been sacked while one of her friends has gotten the job

She is damn good no teeth on the job!!!!

Now she is begging to get the job!!!!!!