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TheBookWorm: RIP Professor Chinua Achebe.



Do you even know what "iconoclast" means?

emmm,..............., of course!!!
Hope you understood that that was metaphorically said?

Looool British-Nigerian, Nigerian-British,Briton-Nigerian,Nigerian-Briton, English-Nigerian,Nigerian-English.That isn't foreigners' wahala. The issue remains that he has that Nigerian connection which is quite unfortunate.
Reminds one of the Mutallah issue!!!
Both are even synonymous with the weapon of mass destruction going beserk on em
Mutallah with the pants that would not blow now Adeblowjo.b Mullasin gun that would not fire!!!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P to the Iconoclast

Lemon water or lime with salt!!!gives postinor a run for its money

Nice towels!!

Jakumo name rhymes with pakurumo!!!

Ishilove: Seun Osewa, Maclatunji, sexkillz

sexyseun: I have always been very protective when it comes to s.ex, but right now i have a feeling that i am preggy. Been having serious headaches and feverish feeling for some days now and i cant just allow myself to see a doctor for the fear of pregnancy test, my dad would kill me if its real, please how can i confirm if i am pregnant without seeing a doctor? Then lastly, is it possible for someone to get pregnant even when the guy used a condom?

Seun? Can it be you? The same Seun?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I pray that you are pregnant. Maybe your legs will close small. [/color]

You apparently haven't met girls that are nymphomaniacs!!!!!!

Where do this peeps get their statistics from? #Just wondering

Feed him to the lions!!!!

Woow!! She doesn't need to be a pilot with NCAT certificate before i take her to cloud 9
I'll bombard her with my artillery causing collateral damages on her aircraft

babyosisi: Some people actually took my list seriously

Can't believe it

I am shocked!!
Some people lack a sense of humour and can not easily spot sarcasm!!!

Whatever would bring peace to the North,whether overspending or underspending must be carried out.
The North would pay back don't worry!!!

Herdsmen that value cattle over human lives.
smh
The issue of grazing must be addressed by each states

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Wicked boys

Atleast some people derive joy and happiness in giving the country they fought to destablise a bad image.I'm not surprised at the crime from that axis.[/quote]please don't miscontrue my statement. i refuse to be dragged in ethnic diatribes and the likes. i was not refering to those that may have committed the above when i said "they are always in the news for wrong things".i was actually referring to arik air that has suffered bad press in the last couple of months which if you go through my archives,you would have seen comments i made concerning arik, from prince buruji kashamu's $60,000 stolen to the issue of fake website and fleecing of a nairalander and his wife, to omojuwa's stolen ipad and gold bracelets of a customer stolen inflight.this is what prompted my earlier statement on this thread and not the perpetrators of the act. I refuse to be dragged into such ethnic bashing which i suspect my comment must have been misconstrue to mean.kindly go through my posts,i am highly diffident to such tirades. i only sit on the fence and watch like a spectator would do as tantrums are thrown .
I wrote this epistle cos you erroneously quoted my comment alongside a racist slur(you do not even know my tribe) which gives the impression that the quotations are both in agreement.
this serves as a clarification of my comment.
and if the comment was liked based on the belief that it was related to ethnic bashing,i am not so sorry for disappointing y'all.

Always in the News for bad things!!!

freecocoa: You and who?

I'm a virgin please

On his FB page, He likes Goodluck Jonathan and MTN?
Like seriously?

Loool!!!
Boko is really haramic.
Someone should feed this pig bacon!!!

freecocoa: OP, for someone who claims to be gay, you sound homophobic.

Anyways I could care less if GEJ is gay, its his freaking nyash.

Baby don't mind all of 'em,let's go back and continue what we were doing.
We don't have time for this crappy talk!!!
Next session is finding 69!!!

This toothless confusionist are still blabbing. Meet them and let them kidnap you.
They battle has started already.
Boko Haram may soon be history!!!
claimed they met Kabiru and the he denied it.
What are they really doing?

[quote author=tpia@]why doesnt she dress differently, maybe the king will lose interest?

put on a loose blouse, stop posing like a model, look unhappy and crazy, etc.

keep posting photos like the one in the op and see if the king will not come after you even if you run to jupiter.[/quote]Please never underestimate a man on heat. NEVER, EVER
EVER.........................

basadenet: it all happen that i got married to my wife about 8 yrs ago and we have 2 kids and i have been fulfilling my side of the the bargain, i mean i provide all necessary things at home both for her and my kids. I am an accountant and she is a nurse,things seems to be going on fine between the two of us until early last year 2012 when her work roster which i am conversant with, started changing, at one time i was furious and at the other time i was suspicious, she now comes in anytime she likes and party a lot. most funny thing noticed is that, each time she is at home, she keep will be glued to her phone, she either be calling or texting at every given time. i became suspicious and hatch a plan to have access to her phone. i eventually succeeded and behold what i found was disgusting and unbelievable. some of the messages read.

(1) can u please create a time for me this weekend so that i can be with you and flog me like a baby as you usually do (2)i miss you so much and hw i wish you can give it to now- i am dying to have you
(3) my luv i woke up wit your thought alover, i shed tears almighty because i cant sleep. wish you are my husband and be at your side cuddling, romancing and doing it with you.
(4)please pick me at my work 2moro, i promise that i will not stress you because i will be the one to be on top doing the pounding.
On seeing it, i nearly fainted but later held on to my breath to adsorb the rude shock. Should i sent her packing before she ruin my life. Help please, your advice would be appreciated.

You saw all that and you came online to seek the opinion of random,faceless people?
What type of joint are you on?
I swear it must be new!!!

tinuolababy: Congrats wiskey

it is not wiskey!!
it is whiskey!!!!
both of you haff olodo!!!

From stealing Ipads to $60,000 to brassieres to gold bracelets,
i think some peeps need to work on their already battered image/goodwill!!!

You fell for this?
OMFG!!!!
You are definitely young!!!
At that if you are sure you have been scammed,you can report to the bank on the activities of the account holder who in turn may involve EFCC/Police
I am shocked that you fell for this!!
Upgrade JAMB result?
Both parties are guilty if you ask me though!!!