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Sky PAY tv have softporn channels viewable at night and/or password protected so what the phuccck is NBC saying?
This no Boko Haram country .It is a secular state!!!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I took JAMB 20 times, this year is my year oh heavenly father[/quote]do you even know what is JAMB?
Has JAMB JAMBED you before?

You mean he is still playing football?

pwetty cutie little pie

Getting ready to download Asap.follow the trend

Why can't indecency be watched on TV?
At least they are mainly shown at night and for some channels,you would need a pin to access it so what is all this hullabaloo bout?
Did the op say "StarTimes?"
*dumps DSTV IN GARBAGE BIN,Runs to the nearest StarTimes Office*

Can you imagine? The president had to wait till it got to this?
He now took pre-emptive measure? Not really smart of him!!

karl max: BREAKING News;army Begins Offensive Against Boko Haram, Raids Sambisa Camp

KANO – Nigeria has begun an offensive against Boko Haram Islamists, raiding camps in a remote northeastern park, while more than 2,000 troops have been deployed to retake territory seized by the insurgents, a military source told AFP Thursday.

“Our men raided some terrorist camps in the Sambisa Game Reserve,” in Borno state, said the senior officer who requested anonymity. “So far 2,000 troops have been deployed to Borno,” he added, declining to comment on the forces sent to the other affected states of Yobe and Adamawa.(AFP)



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/breaking-news-army-begins-offensive-against-boko-haram-raids-sambisa-camp/

Wonder what they found there? P.ORN movies, Jay Z albums,Black Sabbath,cigarettes,rum,whisky,dildos ,vaseline and Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria pageant DVD Collections

i am shocked!!. What is wrong in suggesting that the boy should have been named "HEADward"?
My post was hidden because of this!!
Please lets stop being sentimental and allow a little bit of un-seriousness
At least a little bit of joke here and there isn't bad!!!
What is wrong in referring to the boy as "HEADward"?
Nobody is perfect that is why we should just laugh at our imperfections especially if we cannot change it!!
don't ban me for this !!!!!!!

loooooool
extremely funny
can't stop laughing

You did not even add the pre-conception part!!!
sexx sexx sexx ooo-la-la-la
pre-intimacy first,make sure the lights are dimmed
then fiki-faka
make sure she moans and screams
then gush, that heavenly feeling when it all comes down or goes in
again,...... and again,.....and again,......,and again,.............,and again,............and again,.........and again
9 months later,............,
beauty arrives!!!!

Is Niger Delta Oil an oil company in the North?
Have they discovered oil in commercial quantity in the North?

Please when it has reached the i-phucccked-him part/stage, let me know so that i can make a more meaningful comment!!

This is becoming rampant.tales of baby factories and the likes!!!
Maybe i should open my own!!!!

rodeo0070: https://punch.iwayafricanigeri.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Mustapha-Umar-360x225.jpg

A prosecution witness on Tuesday told an Abuja Federal High Court that a suspected Boko Haram member, Mustapha Umar, wept bitterly over his failure to die in a suicide mission.

Umar is standing trial for allegedly bombing a plaza housing the offices of some newspapers in Kaduna in April 2012.

The witness, a police detective, said he interrogated Umar after he was arrested in Kaduna and brought to Abuja.

The accused, the detective said, was unhappy because not dying with victims of the attack had denied him the opportunity to make heaven.

The witness was masked, and his name not disclosed, in line with a court order protecting witnesses that testify in terrorism-related trials.

Testifying while being led in evidence by prosecution counsel, Mr. Simon Labaran, the witness narrated how Umar was handed over to him at the Force Criminal Investigation Department, Area 10, Garki, Abuja, after his arrest in Kaduna on April 26, 2012.

He said, “I was serving in Force CID Area 10, Abuja, as a detective in charge of investigation of terrorism cases.

“On April 26, 2012, the accused person was brought from Kaduna and handed over to me for discreet investigation.

“The accused person was involved in the bombing of ThisDay office (in Kaduna).

“He was always crying because the operation he went for failed, he said that he would have been happier if he had died in the operation with people (victims) so that he would be in heaven.”

The witness informed the court that the suspect made five statements while he was interrogated.

He further told the court that Umar was not tortured before he confessed, adding that he was given medical treatment.

SOURCE: mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/thisday-bomber-cried-for-missing-heaven-witness/

On a very serious note,how do people control others' mind?
From Hitler to all these extremists,how do they do this?
This is serious!!!

dotNaira: One of the reasons I disliked this guy when he first started, all Lagos girls liked him
Even older chics tripped for him

Whatever, I also have my Toyota camry and girls around me like me he think say na only him get swag, he go fear if he reach my side.

Dude get a grip!! You sound like a hater/loser!!

Thumbs up to Jonathan!
This is a very bold move!!
Wonder who are the administrators that would be selected to govern these states?

Jonathan Imposes State of Emergency on Boko Haram States

In a broadcast to the nation at 7pm today, Tuesday the 14th of 2013, President Goodluck Jonathan declared a State of Emergency on some states in Northern Nigeria in response to the escalation of violence and terrorist activities occasioned by the violent Islamic sect, Jam'atu Ahlis Sunnah L'dda'awatih wal-Jihad, otherwise known as Boko Haram.

http://www.naijapundit.com/news/breaking-news-jonathan-imposes-state-of-emergency-on-boko-haram-states

SlyIg: I don't understand please.

You must be a witch for JEsus then
Now take Oyedepo's SLap *Slaps her cheek*
Kindly turn the other, would you?

Don't worry about that Governor Obi,Ngige is coming to take his rightful position

Sam Obafaye,Oga-at-the-top crooner
Seun Osewa
Charly Boy
Goldie
Denrele

VIC O
ASARI DOKUBO

At least i i can knock boots before and after meal. No problem for me

Wooow.Samsung and LG tops others when it comes to innovation
kudos to the thing i have been watching to waiting to hear from queen.who said i did not heard it?

No i do not think they is mad.when the president was trravelled there sometimes why we would not seek the light.i feel for you bro.the situation hi what have we been doing is this a chance right meets wrong to be called jamrong. who was taught him how to does it?
Ayama papata symboisis is in my area if you have the kindoh malaysia i have seen before!

Tinyemeka: Where's the buzz?

Have you seen it?

You mean this extremist is still alive?
Whatever happened to jungle justice?