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FamilyRe: Beware Of Robbers At Weddings & Receptions by DICKtator: 3:08pm On Jul 16, 2013
obowunmi: It's not her fault. Experience is the best teacher.

I'll share my story, thieves are savvy and desperate even when your handbag is attached to your body.

I decided to leave the Island to go to a party close to Akute. My driver took my friends and I there. Can't remember the exact location. It was a Kool place sha - everything was cheap in comparison to Island prices. I had a male purse, that I hooked around my neck.

I had 2000 dollars plus 25k naira in it.

I don't know of its voodoo or how it happened but somehow the dollars disappeared. How the thieves stole the money from my man purse is still beyond me until today.

Never going off the Island ever again and it's my brothers wedding next year.... I know thieves are gonna be lurking.

Thx for the reminder. People have lost thier humanity.
After you were inebriated? You mean to tell fellow NLrs that you didn't spray that ish on some hungry-a.s.re nappy b.itches?
Blame it on the alco........
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FamilyRe: Beware Of Robbers At Weddings & Receptions by DICKtator: 3:03pm On Jul 16, 2013
LOOOOL at your story. Like are you for real?
When you attend owambe parties in Lagos, you would see uninvited guest lurking around especially young ones who are probably there to eat and or steal. Never keep huge sum of money in your pocket or wear flowing agbada if you are male.
You are obviously not a Lag babe.
Talking bout carrying ipad 3 all around?
If the "real owners"/Tinubu boys requested for "their ipad", you won't give them?
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LiteratureRe: Chimamanda's Comment About The Caine Prize Angers Writer by DICKtator: 2:52pm On Jul 16, 2013
psky: She did sound arrogant, but that is no way for a shortlisted writer to reply her: "go 4k yourself"? Seriously?
Nah you wrong. that is an expression of art. He was been artistic when he wrote that!!!!
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PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Escape Being Lynched By Angry Youths by DICKtator: 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2013
Did Patience visit Kwara too?
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PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by DICKtator: 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2013
Maxymilliano: Most of the protesting youths are unemployable ...
what type of employment are we talking bout here?
You mean skilled,unskilled or semi-skilled?
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PoliticsRe: Thugs Disrupt Pro-Amaechi Governors' Visit In Port-Harcourt by DICKtator: 12:59pm On Jul 16, 2013
Wondering what retired officer GEJ may want to impose on Riverians in the coming elections like he did in ByeyesSire
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PoliticsRe: Youths Protesting At Shell In Rumuobiakani, Port-Harcourt by DICKtator: 12:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
PROTESTING WHAT?
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Forum GamesRe: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by DICKtator: 5:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
dude!! WTF?
14 YEARS!!!
GET DA PHUCCCK OFF ABOVE ME!!!
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TravelRe: Nigerian In UK Sham Marriage To Be Jailed For 12 Months by DICKtator: 12:48pm On Jul 12, 2013
The first pix,isn't that Gucci Mane without the ice-cream tattoo?
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: University Of Benin Is Currently Recruiting. Teaching And Non Teaching Staff by DICKtator: 12:47pm On Jul 12, 2013
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PhonesRe: Exploding Samsung-Galaxy Phone Burns Teenager’s Lap by DICKtator: 2:07pm On Jul 11, 2013
Cheerios to the latest Millionairess. Get a good lawyer!!!!
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: When Your CV Is Returned At An Interview by DICKtator: 2:06pm On Jul 11, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 3:52am On Jul 10, 2013
thegoodjoehunt: From my understanding, fight after the second video then Pro Amaexlchi law makers ran with Chidi Lloyd getting injured.

Then impeachment by Anti Amaechi lawmakers.

Then fight with Pro Amaechi lawmakers taken over the house again with Chidi Lloyd revenging against those who injured him. Using the Kpraking theory. grin
"Kpraking theory" which states, "power emanates from the kpraking of the mace on enemies' head"

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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 3:48am On Jul 10, 2013
Billionaires: You have forgotten that PDP had suspended Governor Amaechi alongside many reps. So constitutionally those suspended are not qualified to be in the house. Those 5 can even impeach the Governor, if they chose to.
Is this your half-witted alter-ego displaying its "obtused" ,illogical out-of-the-a.nus thinking personality? What manner of asinine remark did you just spew?
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RomanceRe: Why Won't He Add Me To Facebook by DICKtator: 12:08am On Jul 10, 2013
Could y'all just phucck and let's move on with our lives?
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IslamRe: Ramadan Kareem! by DICKtator: 11:57pm On Jul 09, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 11:44pm On Jul 09, 2013
egift: Here is a video of some of the events at Rivers State House of Assembly


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM9P9nxNMA8
KINDLY MODIFY WITH AN ADDENDUM CLEARLY STATING VIEWER'S DISCRETION ADVISED!!!. No one wants to watch ALUU 1(?) replaying again. creating some kinda nostalgic nauseous phuccking feeling, i'm like n!gga whaaa?
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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 11:22pm On Jul 09, 2013
The same commotion that was done in Bayelsa that paved the way for hmmmmmm to be the hmmmmmmm.

Madam travelled to her village to see her family. She is and never has been a politician.



Ramadan Kareem.

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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 11:17pm On Jul 09, 2013
The man in blue (?) ladies may call that turquoise, don't give a *censored*
his "engrish" though....... cry cry cry cry
That policeman was grieved cos the dishonorable was shoved aside!!!!!. Lol
"Why must governor came and supervise the beating of my colleague?"
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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by DICKtator: 10:14pm On Jul 09, 2013
That was exactly how that guy in the ALUU 4 Video was pounding those innocent people. So it is much more of a River's thang to be hitting humans with Stick?
Suffice it to say that this isn't peculiar to Nigeria or African nation, but it highly condemnable.
like WTF?
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CelebritiesRe: Desperate Female Fan Tries To Kiss Davido by DICKtator: 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
Damsman10: Human Brain Capacity in Terabytes
May 14, 2008 6:14 pm
Storage is a hot commodity in my organization. We have 100TB’s and still need more. We have many databases that grow daily, some with millionsof records. When I take a step back, I say “Wow, that’s a ton of data”. I have heard thatYahoo has an open “tab” with NetApp buyingterabytes per day.
I was recently asked what I thought the human brain capacity was in terabytes. I recalling hearing around 10TB. I dug a bit onthe Internet and found these estimates:
Robert Birge (Syracuse University) who studies the storage of data in proteins, estimated in 1996 that the memory capacity of the brain was between one and ten terabytes, with a most likely value of 3 terabytes. Such estimates are generally based on counting neurons and assuming each neuron holds 1 bit. Bear in mind that the brain has better algorithms for compressing certain types of information than computers do. Source
The human brain contains about 50 billion to 200 billion neurons (nobody knows how many for sure), each of which interfaces with1,000 to 100,000 other neurons through 100trillion (10 14) to 10 quadrillion (10 16) synaptic junctions. Each synapse possesses a variable firing threshold which is reduced as the neuron is repeatedly activated. If we assume that the firing threshold at each synapse can assume 256 distinguishable levels, and if we suppose that there are 20,000 shared synapses per neuron (10,000 per neuron), then the total information storage capacity of the synapses in the cortexwould be of the order of 500 to 1,000 terabytes. (Of course, if the brain’s storage of information takes place at a molecular level, then I would be afraid to hazard a guess regarding how many bytes can be stored in the brain. One estimate has placed it at about 3.6 X 10 19 bytes.) Source
The brain has about 100 billion nerve cells, soat least that many bits (about 10 gigabytes) could be stored, assuming the brain uses binary logic. But it probably doesn’t do so. Instead, information is believed to be stored in the many connections that form between the cells. This is a much larger number: Current estimates of brain capacity range from 1 to 1000 terabytes! It would take 1,000 to 10,000 typical disk drives to store that much information. Source
It looks like we could replace all of our storage systems with one human. Any volunteers?
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huh huh huh huh

*jumpsfromacliff*

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RomanceRe: This Is Why Girls Like Bad Boys by DICKtator: 12:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Not this silly topic again[/quote]n!gga pls!!!!
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RomanceRe: This Is Why Girls Like Bad Boys by DICKtator: 12:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
Popowaa: Is this a scripture that will take me to heaven?
Too long
Yes it would.
When the "long pole" goes deep into you, you would be in heaven ,for a couple of minutes though, which you would constantly long for, ultimately transforming you to a nymphomaniac. i'm okay with that though......
the pleasure wink wink wink wink is all mine............
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RomanceRe: This Is Why Girls Like Bad Boys by DICKtator: 12:23pm On Jul 08, 2013
virgin ice: Me I like bad boys dat smoke, drink, club, womanize... tongue tongue it turns me on grin grin grin
Did you mention my name?
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PoliticsRe: Special Assistant To Governor Dickson Kidnapped In Rivers by DICKtator: 12:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
State sponsored kidnap?
whodunit?
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Music/RadioRe: Otedola's Daughter Florence - I Love My Country (Video) by DICKtator: 9:35am On Jul 08, 2013
[quote author=Ijele-igbo][img]http://3.bp..com/-Rw63XebHBtA/Udlx7bThVXI/AAAAAAAB0pQ/nnDiNlx6sbM/s1600/cuppy.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-z1QXP5lccV0/Udlx75aozRI/AAAAAAAB0pY/JrzA_zRpIZU/s1600/cuppy2.jpg[/img]

Florence Otedola aka Cuppy is the UK based Celebrity DJ and daughter of Billionaire businessman, Femi Otedola. She is big in London and also plays regularly in Dubai and Paris.

This single is the first from her upcoming EP, titled “NeoAfrobeats”, which will also feature collaborations from other Nigerian and International artistes. See her music video for 'I Love My Country'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacP-6gwz0A&feature=player_embedded[/quote]Why won't she love her country? cos her pops is stinkingly rich. And if she truly loved her country,then that is where she would be not some foreign lands where she obviously schooled.
Love indeed!!!!!!
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CelebritiesRe: Chidynma Now To Be Known As Chee by DICKtator: 6:50pm On Jul 04, 2013
After gLo don pay maga money finish?
Now it's time to rebrand
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RomanceRe: Wealth Or Love? (If You Had to Pick One) by DICKtator: 3:44pm On Jul 03, 2013
i'm okay with wealth and a good phucccck!!!!!!!!!
bevy of ladies is all that would do!!!
Love may keep it moving for now!!!!!!!!!
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