₦airaland Forum

This is a welcome development, and should be replicated across board in our country. when we have positive driven leaders. Giant strides will be taking for a better Nigeria. This young lawyer is actually working

AnonPoet:
https://punchng.com/soludo-appoints-key-officials-special-advisers/?amp

The governor should be lauded with this feat of enabling the younger generation to take over the mantle of leadership to greater heights. The young man has all the qualfication to deliver anambra state to greater heights. Well commended of the governor and also articulated to the betterment of the state. Congratulations Omelora 1 of nsugbe

MarkNsukkaBread:
Tony Nwoye is only loyal to pic stomach

A former APC Governorship aspirant, a former House Of Rep member and a present Senator. Which stomach is he going to pick. As some one from his geopolitical zone, i say he is doing well

The king of the kickboxer
Rattle snake
Menace II society
Home alone
Problem child
American Ninja
The great gambler
Naagin
Burning train
Double impact

Hezzyluv:
Op, sorry about that. But, l don’t know what some people gain in causing pain to others. The pain of someone losing his phone 2ru theft no be here. Not to talk of when you don’t have money to buy another one soon. Now, they will go and sell the phone cheap price.

The last time someone left his phone (Iphone12promax) in my Keke, the guy called and started pleading with me to return his phone. I told him not to worry I would return his fone to him. To cut long story short, we arranged a plc and I returned his phone.

I didn’t even wait for him to thank me I moved immediately. He actually came to our park the following day. On seeing me, he asked “what kind of human being are u”? We just chatted small I load my passengers. When I was about to move, he squeezed some cash in my hand on getting home, I counted it. Omo... Na 20k.

Same happened to me in Port-Harcourt during my NYSC service year wey owo the catch person. My HTC one phone dropped in the Cab. Young dude was the driver, i called the phone he picked. We arranged rumuola to pick the phone. I had a rethink in perspective to such generosity

Barr Tobechukwu Kenechukwu Nweke, I sight you. Big ups

CorrectionFLuid:
In terms of current development and working government, e be like na only 3 states dey this country.

Abịa
Anambra
And Lagos

What of Niger State, dude is working

The guy doesn't even know his limitations as a soldier. The problem with Nigerian is lack of orientation to various agencies and institutions. We should be sensitizing people on there roles in the society and knowing when the have crossed there boundaries in anyway serving the country

“You know that these anti-tout squad members were not trained in handling arms, so they must have shot unprofessionally before the bullet hit that young man.”

So they where not properly trained and you allowed them to carry firearms. Isn't that incompetence

Once had an experience just coming from the mechanic with my Toyota camry 1999(Urhobo). I fixed something concerning the wheels(can't really remember). Then was just cruising my ride back after checking my after cost effects on my pocket, and was a little impatient with the mechanic. My mechanic then was head hotted, if you don't pressure him. Your car will sleep at his garage, so managed to hurry him and was trying to get out cause of bills(You know as e dey when you just the manage the car to at least hustle things out). So driving down the road around a slope(Double lane). I matched the break the car kwechiri, I match again for where. I checked my speedometer, to know my speed. The speed was a little high cause it was a slope. Even a friend of mine drove by, hailing me. Not knowing that the car was on autopilot. Within a split second i had to think of where to crash, and both sides where calamity. So i was heading for a roundabout. I was like should i crash on the roundabout. Everybody was wondering what i was driving not knowing i had no breaks. So at that moment i was like this my small ride wey i dey manage is about to go. After how been meticulous i was at the mechanic just to get it out. Well i had to think fast, then here comes a left road and the right road at the roundabout(big roundabout, well fenced). So i checked, seeing the right road was a hilly road. So i calculated, if i have no car blocking me down the road then it should slow down the vehicle for me to pack. So i had to take the gamble either to head for the roundabout crashing down and having an injury in the process or take the guess that i might slow down the hilly road. Mind you at the same time people where watching in awe what i was driving. So i took the risk went right, then luckily no vehicle was coming. So i went up the hill and the car started slowing down. I parked the ride and thanked God. O boy it wasn't funny man, especially thinking about what i am gonna pass through trying to repair whatever i end up bashing/jamming. No be small thing men.

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Dobbale for you. Are u self-taught or learnt on the job.

Papa was bamboozled. The guy dey para for the party. The need to settle him. The way PDP dribble the guy. The guy no understand again. The cannot shift the goal post.

Failure is not fatal. Is failing to getup that is.

Broken Arrow, The Rock and king of the kickboxer.

JONSYN7154:
This Ngige of a person is a clown.

It seems you dont have respect for your Elders.

SmartProf:
This man doesn't believe that those dollars he stashed in his babariga pockets depicts corruption. I'm sure he sees it as saving Kano State money in a mobile fixed deposit account (babariga mobile banking).

Abacha's style, saving for a rainy day.

Oracle Database. mostly SQl and PL/SQL Programming.

That is 10 + 5 * 4 = 30.

Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Guy, you are a story teller. Laugh wan finish me.

livinus009:
Tom Riley of Davinci's Demon and Ragnor Lothbroke of
Davinci's Demond and Vikings

you just it.

madridsta007:
Troy.

Remember when achilles(Brad Pitt) quoted "is to early killing princes". That movie was off the hook.

Tom Riley Da Vinci demons.

kim Jong Kook Jumong.

How does the way you choose to look and express yourself, have to do with them doing their job of crime prevention. Nor does dressing or the way you leave your hair become proceeds of crime. when you give power to the wrong people the term to abuse it. The are the one committing crime for distrupting ones freedom of expression and livelihood.

eyeview:
'Surely, they shall gather'
They are wasting their time. The words on every body's lips in anambra is "you dont fix what is not broken". They don't see any reason why anybody will want to vote against the performing governor, Chief Willie Obiano.
Meanwhile, if anambra doesn't re-elect APGA in Chief Obiano, they will opt for the PDP, but not APC. They are all aware of the ruin and suffering APC brings in anywhere they enter.
Incidentally, PDP in anambra(even with all the dusputes) seems to be presenting credible and irresistable candidates than these rogues being paraded here in the APC. Men like Osita Chidoka.

PS, they should stop referring to Tony Nwoye as a doctor, he fell out long before I joined the university but was still in the school doing NANS. Nobody at our set could remember the course he was admitted for. He is a drop out.

Independent of party, We are looking for a credible Candidate. Party is not the issue, in fact it's better to work with the ruling party than against it cause progress is from inside not outside. Tony Nwoye is the man for the job. One who started fighting for your right, aluta continua. While you enjoyed the benefits as a student.

Ya, Hope nairaland doesn't go down too.

importexpert:
In my previous article, I explained two businesses that you can engage in without spending a dime. When I wrote that article, I knew that lack of capital was one of the biggest stumbling blocks facing many Nigerians. The reactions and emails I got further solidified that fact.

Because it is still my desire to see Nigerians succeed, I have decided to once again explain three businesses you can start with from home with zero capital. Yes, you heard me; zero capital. Starting a business without capital is one of the incredible privileges that we have in the 21st century. Sadly, very few people know about this. Not to worry because you are about to leave that clique.

Business 1:

DropShipping:

This is one business that I rarely hear people talk about. This tells you it is relatively unknown. DropShipping is a type of online business whereby you operate as a store owner who receives orders for goods. However, in this case, you don’t get to have a store whereby you house the goods that you receive orders for. When you receive the orders, you can then make purchases from ecommerce stores like Alibaba or TradeKey or other stores (as applicable to your orders)

How it works

All you simply need to do is collect orders from your customers and give them a deadline that it will take for them to receive the goods based on the information from the third party. Then you may proceed to make the purchase from a third party and it is shipped to the customer directly. The third party handles everything from packaging to shipping. You do not get to pay for shipping fees as there is no need for you to even handle the goods.

Advantages

- Pressure from the business is low since you basically act like a middle man
- You can offer a wide range of products
- There is potential for high turn-over rate for hot products in the market
- There is almost no risk in the business
- You don’t have to worry about warehousing the products
- You are free from the handling, labeling and packaging

How to start

The first thing you need to do is identify good sellers. You have to look out at a number of factors like the duration for delivery, reviews from those who have used the sellers etc. Once you have verified this, you will need to know what kind of products you want to list as available for purchase by your customers. They have to be products that are in demand in the market. You also have to compare the prices of the products with what is available in the local market so you can know if you can offer a better price to your customers etc.

Business 2

Kindle Direct Publishing:

Do you enjoy writing? Then this is definitely for you. With Kindle, you can begin to publish your books. The good news about this is that your market is not restricted, it is global! You can always track the number of sales you make on each book that you publish

How it works:

When you register on the site, you are immediately eligible to commence publishing. The more the number of sales you are able to make, the more your income will increase. However, Amazon will deduct 30% of your earnings if you are not a US person or if you do not reside in countries with tax treaties with the US. You will get your earnings in US dollars 60 days after every month that you have made sales.

Advantages

- The market is global which means more chances to make sales
- Once you publish a book, you will continue earning royalties for life
- You can publish books at your own convenience or pace

How to start

Go to kdp dot amazon dot com and register. Once you have done this, you can start publishing your books. However, it is important that I state that Amazon frowns at plagiarism. They want fresh works. So, even if you do research for your books, learn to rewrite them using your own words to avoid troubles with them.

Business 3

Affiliate Marketing:

Over the last couple of weeks, I have explained the goldmine that is in affiliate marketing. What you probably don’t know is that anyone can engage in affiliate marketing, even an undergraduate and it is not time consuming. In brief, affiliate marketing is an online activity where you promote products and get paid a commission for every sale that is made through your promotion.

How it works:

Once you sign up to an affiliate program, you can then select the products that you want to market. It is important that you choose what the market needs (or what people will like to buy). Once a sale is made through you, you will get a percentage (commission) from it. How then do the companies know they made a sale through you? They know because once you sign up with the company as an affiliate marketer, you will be given a unique tracking link to use when promoting their products.

Advantages:

- You get to work at your own pace. i.e. you can determine when to work
- Unlike Fiverr where you only earn a pay for a specific work, with affiliate marketing, you can earn repeatedly from each time you work.
- Once you automate it, it can keep fetching you money without your attention for days.
- You get paid directly by the company, hence no delay
- It is less time consuming.

How to start

You sign up at an affiliate market place. There are a couple of them online such as Click Bank, Commission Junction, Share A Sale, Pay dot com etc. Once done, I will also advise that you focus on evergreen niches like health, wealth and Relationship etc. Evergreen niches are niches that regularly earn money.

Conclusively, I maintain that there are several opportunities all around that are begging to be explored. You just have to identify them. And when you do, you have to conquer what has held many people back for years despite the knowledge they have. I am talking about procrastination. Start now!

A Chinese proverb says, “The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago. The second best time is NOW!” So, get to work now and enjoy later.

You Can Join Me And Other Few Successful Affiliate Marketers at www.affiliatejagaban.com/p/jagaban.html To See Exactly What We Do To Succeed In Affiliate Marketing.

We need more of this brilliant ideas.

Anambra breeding the future Technocrats. Foremost the Technical ability and the creativity to forge ahead. Fresh ideas from a fresh viewpoint. Change.

hucienda:
Mark Okoye II
Commissioner for Economic Planning and Budget Development, Anambra

Bro hope we no go hear stories that touch about of padding Just kidding.

Yut ti take Ova! (gradually sha)

Congratulations. Wish him successful service.

Young Boss.