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ucyoma: make she com UNN com try am

Dat one na 2/2 for UNN naaah.

if she get 2/2, na him be say she be Isaac newton

[quote author=Lil chilz]REAL NAME;- Adebayo Motirayo
NICKNAME;- Diamond
HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up and
down
mountain everest MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and broke
its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my
breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,
6hours,5mins,45 seconds..... Traveled round the
world in a day... Etc
GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages,
1st
male to land on the sun, SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of plastic
fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch though 99 died instantly
and
the last one is now an slowpoke. PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra
died
after biting me and secondly, when i roasted a
dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don't like
showing off #Motirayo[/quote

all na wash!

Capnd143: Smh for those that are calling the military incompetent, ya all doing exatcly what the "imposter shekau" wants ya all to do; doubt the competence and credibility of the military campaign and subsequently ask it to be called off. Tons of video evidence proves the imposter is not shekau, he has a more square face, doesnt chew chewing stick which is shekau signature action, the imposter challanges western powers frequently like Us,france,isreal which is unlike shekau, the imposter while recording the video is intensely nervous and in a shaky mood unlike shekau, pictorial evidence prooves further that the imposter have more spiky beards than shekau and puts his face down during the video shooting which suggest he was trying to avoid a clear camera shot, use your brains o yee nairalanders for shekau the presecutor of the brethen is dead and buried..

if u here

Tomorrow, our army will come out and say he is dead, while he is busy planning another attack.
Which way naija!

[quote author=Tech_soldier]I'm finding it hard to rationalize Forbes' choice of Putin as the most powerful man in the world ahead of Obama.[/quote]i am not surprised considering the role he played in stopping American raid on Syria.

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