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ForeverYoung197:
Where can I find a man like this?

Jeensue:
Come and chop it

Emmaoga:
brain teaser....

CRACK YOUR BRAINS: One fateful day a some rubbers went to rob a bank. The leader threatened to kill the cashier if he didn't open the vault. The cashier told him the vault is not opened with keys but with a password. You can't kill me since I am the only one who knows the password and everyday the password is different. He shot the cashier, entered the password,opened the vault and robbed all the money. What is the password?

laurel03:
Denrele and kemi olunloyo suppose to marry each other... #awon eyan yaba left

youngest85:
[/quote]Am sorry, all men are....

shamsuRana:
8...They know what they want in a woman.

Except...

SUITORS NOW PREFER OUR MAIDS TO OUR DAUGHTERS FOR MARRIAGE

Why not?

When we devote time in training the maids on how to cook well, how to clean the house and on good mannerisms while leaving our own daughters untrained.

We overwork the maids and they adjust with equanimity because they need us to survive.

The maids turn out to manage the indignation and insolence we and our children subject them to. All these make the maids better wives who can manage even the angriest of men.

Our precious daughters are pampered through nursery and primary schools. They speak the English we want and know all the cartoon slangs by heart. We beat the maids blue black if they ever ask our girls to help out in domestic duties. They see kitchen things as maids' things.

The girls move from boarding schools to the university, do their NYSC, Masters and get a job. Of course, they are ripe for marriage and you wish that to happen soon.

From one relationship to another, the same story. The guys would parade and dump them. They are only good in bed, outings, clubs and red carpet functions.

The boys de-commit when they notice that the possible wife cannot cook, arrange things and are very domestically untrained. The rich guys can manage as they would mitigate the handicap by hiring a domestic help. Not all guys can afford this for a start.

The upcoming and very sensitive guys who would make good husbands, fathers and leaders would not manage these parents' inflicted shortcomings. They would settle for well trained ones. They know the value and the pride in hosting friends at home to delicious delicacies prepared by a wife.

My friends love eating the food my wife makes. My wife's proficiency in culinary matters and the joy she exudes in cooking different dishes for me has made me to stop eating outside. I tell people that as a titled man, that I'm forbidden to eat outside but I know the truth- no food can taste any better than my wife's. I'm also convinced that my addiction is not juju-inspired. It would have expired by now. We are married for 16 years+.

Not all your maids would remain your servants for ever. Some of them would finally do part-time studies and like a train, get to their God ordained destinations sooner or later.

Like a perfume, good guys perceive well trained wife materials from afar and dump the daughters of the bourgeois like hot iron. Long time happiness in at stake. No explanation is given. Sometimes, the sack message is made through a social medium.

Let your daughters learn what you teach your maids to make them compete for the few available good men if marriage is important to them. There are few guys who believe that marriage is for better for worse.

Don't be deceived; love is an active verb. Yes it is. You love; you loved; and you used to love. You can also hate who you used to love. Therefore, some men are immune to pre-marital love blindness.

In practice, love can't cover the stench of bad early formation of our daughters.

Right now, educated former maids are now cornering better men on offer because they possess the requisite or set skills the highly perceptible and ready husband materials need.

awesomesossy:
Wow...congrats oo...blacks got brains mehn...am a proud blacky

brightjenny:
well based on my own experience Igbo are the best in sex not calabar....

cstr9:
Go and sit down. Ofcourse, every ethnic group has cheaters, but the level differs.
For the yoruba ethnic group, it is very difficult to find a successful, well to do yoruba man without ATLEAST one extra wife and kids outside. It is a cultural thing that has been strengthened through the influence of islam in yoruba land.
Picking one or two philandering igbo men as your example does not change the fact that the overwhelming marital culture in igboland is monogamy.

buharisbae:
wicked!!

buharisbae:
IGBO MAN - ready to take care of you and buy you the latest! Men I'm packing my bags to the east an Igbo man must marry me ooo!

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

sinaj:
Him b like yaba konvict

Amakabill:
My boyfriend thinks I don't know any thing bout gambling.hmmm..the day he will open my diary and starts seeing words like colo colo,unam pumas,accasuso.only God can explain to him.

ireneony:
crocodile tears You can't fool us, I believe Teebillz side of the story.


You got married in dubai and you want to divorce in Nigeria . Yeyebrities

When you were enjoying the D we were not there, why tell us now

Carry your cross yourself u are not Jesus

Merlissa:
Please tell me how this matter dey affect the price of meat in the market

I can't be taking panadol for another person's headache!


I need a date for tonight.. Who's interested

Yes am paying!!

Aminat508:
I hate sex but I love intimacy

Booyakasha:
Linda ikeji is single old lady

Linda ikeji writes about other people's personal life unfairly

Linda ikeji destroys homes and relationships with her blog

Linda ikeji is a liar, she pretends to support woman right when all her mates are with their husbands

Linda ikeji is fake, she buys fake stuff or flaunt her ONLY achievement (her mansion) and post them online to feel good about herself when in reality she does not have any man who will love her for who she is but to gold dig her

Linda ikeji is poor spiritually, she hates God, she does not talk about anything Godly, she might be illuminati bro?

Linda ikeji has a smelly (insert word here)

Linda ikeji is 89% lesbian (she never gives or empower boys/men/children monetarily on her blog she only talks feminist every time and gives money to same sex)

Linda ikeji is Opinionated

Linda ikeji hates nairaľand and it's users she does not want us at nairaland to grow

Linda ikeji is always bitter she fears she won't have a child

Linda ikeji is in a secret cult


PLEASE GIRLS DON'T BE LIKE LINDA IKEJI

iyatrustee:
Her life!

I have learnt that because i cannot not wear such does not make it bad in its totality. Everybody with their preferences



On a lighter note, with the kind heat wey dey naija now, anything that would help is a welcome idea

dominique:
The annoying Tecno agents on this site are also a huge turn off

PMBisaterrorist:
you call someones's mom milf but will want your mum to be addressed well..... this woman myt be better than your mum a million times.... you only privileged to insult people cos you got a phone... get some life dude

Beckybecky30:
Her face!! Is dat powder made by Dangote Cement?

Stupedinluv:
They dont like fair?

Stupedinluv:
It isnt a man's fault that he cheats??
It isnt a man's fault that he insults you? Its natural

Some of you women have no brains( i am pissed)

dollyjoy:
"man's world" means men have upperhand in most areas of human endeavour,which is true,over the years,women have tried claiming equality with men but that is not possible,it have been so right from the "early man"days.btw,the world is not really that "tough" to women compared to men.


I believe the world will be a more satisfactory place if we admit and accept our place as "men's helpmate" not men equal.