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You guys are just 'blind'.. That image is an artistic portrait conceptualized by someone and it kinda looks read from the way those two models posed for a photoshoot. Nice drawing but wrong way to send a message. It can cause an hormonal disruptive, inflamed and untamed behavioral imaginary action...

Damn! grammar no easy to blow o! Na wa o!,...



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Question is: Why did you marry him in the first place>? Because you're getting old? Anywayz, since you've consented to him wedding proposal the you have to live with the pains of breast pressing et sucking/2minutes sex action. But with time his craze for your breast will fizzle away maybe after you might have bore him a child or two. All good enjoyable things don't last long...


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See this one o! You said you're done and still be asking if you should get done with her. Shouldn't you know that ladies like being wooed and shown around to their malefriends? I'm assuming the guy she took the pic with is more handsome than you or more like a ladies' man or that he may be someone she's been crushing on and hat is why she refuse to untag herself the upload. Take heart and do what is needful


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Even you, can u allow your hubby or bf rock those undies?

Na question I ask o!

After what does unisex mean in the first place?


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TrapQueen and CrazyQuin, I knew the both of you will be the first to comment. Una dey try..
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Anywayz, the truth is soulmates do exist and they are really rare to comeby. I for one is a living example but the real reason you don't get to see it in them is because alat of "em have learnt alata lessons from different experiences (if not theirs) and have decided to coil back into their shells pretending to be the usual guy and avoiding acting out the nice, caring and understanding guy. What Op posted about the topic is a true reflection of what is obtained in a comforting and assuring relationship when involved with Mr. Nice Guy who may turn out to be Mr. Right Guy but what you see these days is ladies getting glued to "any" guy who's got security which serves as the guarantee to living a good life while enduring the excesses of the guy or managing the trauma experiences when the marriage starts crumbling.
Well, I pray I find one who fits into the picture for me and mind you ladies I aint here to blow my trumpet... LOl...



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rosy1992:
True talk op.

Which one is true talk OP? S3x will always be involved after every every


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Dagaya:
This is weird, you have what most women are clamouring for and your saying you are tired? Does he not satisfy you?
What is it you want?
You want us to advise you to quit your marriage or tell your hubby to take it slow?
My dear, Marriage is for better or for worse.
Marriage is for big or small, in your case very big.
Enjoy it.

Nothing we nor go see, if e small problem, e big problem. if he doesnt satisfy you, wahala. If he over satisfy you, trouble.
If he doesnt like have sex with you often, you suspect him. If he loves having sex with you, he is a nympho
Wetin Man do una?

Biko, What did Men do to women sef.

I just tire for this woman o! Oh boy, you have said it all jare. If she hasn't gotten married she will be complaining. If the guy had been delaying the wedding she will still complain. Now that she is married and supposed to be enjoying her marriage she is here spewing rubbish. What des she want? Does she want us to advise her to lock her puna each time her hubby wants a feel of her? Women can be complicated attimes and only God will help us guys..
S3x in marriage is pre-ordained by God and serves as one of the pre-requisite that keeps the marriage going and bonds the husband and wife together. All I will say is whenever he comes with his d.i.ck to be inserted try and act like you don't want to, playfully run away and excuse yourself by maybe pretending you are not feeling well but trust me that usband of yours won't take NO for an answer so you better position your mind and body to enjoy what God has bless you with in a man besides him providing for the family wich is his LONG D.I.C.K, enjoy it! Na blessing from Baba God...



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I never knew TrapQueen can be this funny after what she experienced in her last "relationship:... that guy no get eyes biko!

And stop licking something abi na sombori you talk self



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LOL... Linda got served!..hehehe


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This is the reply I sent to an ATM Fraudster who wanted to play on my intelligence. I pray he heeds to my sincere advice... LOL, or if he doesn't then he should go rot in HELL!


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Wow! After thru all the comments all I will say is that y'all' hv gat some balls, mehn! Na today I know say NL get plenty advisers and counselors true true... I troway salute o! Una dey try sha... Nice one


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I guess the above comments are in support of your friend taking up the job but one more thing...

Jesus himself didnot say money is evil but he said the love of money is what is not right. He went on to say that we should make friends with the "unrighteous mammon" so that in times of need the mammon will help lift us back up. So my own advice is He should stay on the job and work for awhile. After he might have gained enough experience he can the seek for other opportunies elsewhere and use NIGERIA BREWERIES as a good cognate experience for reference purposes in his CV.


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I've finished watching POWER, Season 1 & 2,. Will chech out new movies series. Watching "HOUSE OF CARDS"... Wanna know how these politicians act and what makes them thick!

Hi guys,

I just finished watching Game of Throne season movie and it was dope. Also, Blindspot got my thumbs up too. Can anyone recommend any blockbuster, action-packed, thriller and/romantic season movies that I can buy? Anything close to Game of Thrones and any Hollywood movies that can keep me relaxed before retiring to bed esp on weekends...

Thanks

Fuqman:
Hey guys today I'm going to have sex with my beautiful female friend. She's incredibly hot with an ass like a stripper. She's tall, slim, curvy and got that sexy aurora that could make a man burst all kinds of nuts and makes you wonder, really if you're in the cloud of ecstacy. Like a model.
I told her we are going to use protection but she's resisting the idea. She insisted, she doesn't like the way condoms feel (who does?), and is obsessed with this idea that she'll get off more and is more turned on unprotected because it feels better.

I think she's being a spoiled brat. I don't like condoms either, but they're a necessary evil. I don't know how careful she is but I don't trust anyone with this but myself. I'm responsible for my life and I'm choosing not to roll the dice. I also like the feeling of security. And I'm tired of feeling guilty about it.

Anyone with this problem?

Your story doesn't seems to add up. Why will your babe be in high spirits after telling her that you'll be fv.c.king her except she's somewhat a spoilt brat (as you claimed). Well, the need to use condoms is quite necessary but not all that important if you really can control your flow and be conscious when it's about to sprout out. But more preferably having sex without a condom is the best for me but I wont advise you to do it...why? YOU BETTER ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE AND REPENT!!!



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Orchestrated his motives only for him to be shamed! Why didn't you land him a hot slap? Could have calmed his nerves...


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I think Don J is up to something. He got his bride-to-be never to mention their relationship escapade to anyone. He just want to surprise everyone and break few hearts. And I know it's ...... well, make I no just talk. Time have reach Don J, make we no wait tey o! Still waiting for my I.V sha...


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Her death was not justified, she's the boss. The employee only has the right to demand an increment on his/her pay and it is to the discretion of the Boss to accept either to increase or leave it the way it was. The gateman should have simply walk away or call it quits with the job by informing the woman that he will be resigning instead of murdering the woman for no just cause. He should be arrested for murder and be given a life jail term...


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Hmmmm.... Halfricanadian and UndispitedBlosom.... were you two have a Naira time-out date on here? Kinda enjoyed the convo that transpired between you two... Lol. Keep it up...


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Damn! I was just laughing all thru. Dangote on her bbm, Her father having bought two planes, thief stole one and the father 'dashing out' the other to his friend and being driven in a flying bentley Ajebo nearly die ontop the babe lies.... So funny!!!


FTC!!!...

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Lizzieo:
But help us post vacancies when available @ ur place of work here ooooo

Surely I will, its a guarantee... thanks for the prayers

Stevosty:
They company wey employ you no get name, una don start una usual abi?

do u expect me to mention the name of the company here? Come on... that ain't gonna sound nice. My bosses might be NLers and my matter go just ring "gbagaun". Atleast im grateful God answered my prayer this year regarding getting a good job. Yours is on its way

BiafraBushBoy:
Lol... Now do well to locate my ministry and drop your tithe...

*singing it shall be permanent * for Op.

Me self dey sing "Amen Amen, blessings and glory... which the Lord has given aannd honour..." (continue singing)....

Donpizzle:
Y do I feel OP is trying to convince/confuse us to fall victim to GNLD messages. Perhaps, OP is a GNLD nigga.
Una don hear am?? Not all interview text messages with referral codes are from GNLD.

Congratulations on your new job.

If i tell u how many GNLD interviews i attended you will pity, even fell for one of their scams and paid 11k. Na after two days I later realised I sweet-talked into the 'business'. Those guys no get joy at all

After applying for several jobs I subtly considered slowing down considering my job-hunting experience. It wasn't an easy stride going through those unhappy experiences. I had to take up a uniform job back then to augment my savings since I couldn't get a decent job to do after receiving my National Diploma certificate as a PT student. The Uniform Job I got wasn't like that of those who will be at their post as early as 6am and close by 6pm. Mine was like an executive personnel contracted under a security firm. I really enjoyed working with the company I was contracted to work serving as an admin assistant but majorly it has to do with running errands and learning the ethics of working in an admin department. I was compensated with different amount of money as a "thank you" gift which sums up into 10k or more every month. Back then, I started with an 18k monthly take-home pay, worked with them for 4 years. At the end of the 3rd year I was being paid 30k and mind you I was working for ONLY 4 DAYS (i.e Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays). It was while I was working with this company (not the security firm that contracted us) I was able to complete my HND course and did some other Proffessional courses. I was able to rent an apartment well furnished beside other things I achieved while working with this FMCG company I was contracted to work for.
While I was working with them I was also submitting CVs to different companies (although most accepted my application but it was a meagre salary they were offering back them). I didnt give up, submitted Cvs through various platforms like Jobberman, CareersNg, etc. I kept praying. The FMCG company was more like a "man-know-man" kinda employment and the slots for employment were only alloted to the "Big Fish" in the company right from the Head office. The people I was working for tried all they could to get me a slot but it all ended up in futility. I still didnt give up.
Then one day I got an email requiring me to come for an Interview and it had this GNLD look-like email invite (gosh! i hated those mails and text messages) but somehow an inner voice convinced me to attend the interview. I lazily took a bus to the venue and had to find out if truly the interview was real. I saw the building, knocked and was ushered in. i was given a form of which I filled, waited for another one hour while playing with my phone and listening to naija fm. The jamz was dope (by now I don forget say na interview I come, just whiling away time). Had another guy who was well suited sitted close to me. Took one look at him, shook my head and continued playing with my phone.
Another one passed, no one was even saying anything, thought about leaving but somehow I managed to sit my ass down waiting for a call from inside. We were like 15 applicants who came for the interview according to the attendance sheet at the gate and I was even the LAST PERSON to stroll in. Then someone came to where we were sitted and asked us to come in. We entered into a hall that looked like a board room. We had to wait for another 30minutes before the guy sitting next to me was called in. There and then I knew it was not one of those GNLD interviews. Quickly, I opened my opera browser, checked for hints regarding interviews trying to recollect most of the interviews questions I can recollect and master it. I read thru within 5 minutes and I was ready, turb-charged for my call-up. About 25 minutes the guy came out looking somehow but couldn’t figure out why his face was like that. Thought he might have written a GMAT exam within that time he entered. I waited for my turn, no show. I was like “hope shey dem neva forget me sa..”. Took up a piece of paper and pretended to scribble something. Alas! The lady interviewer strolled into the board and called up. I looked and gbagaun!, it was I was ready to be slaughterd. I adjusted my tie, took one good look at my shoe and did a ‘cross’ sign. In I went, was ushered a seat and the drilling begun. She was a bit lenient but somewhat I was wondering why she kept looking straight into my face and smiling. She looked young but had one ring on her left finger. Don’t wanna start messing with my mind about that. The interview session spanned almost an hour; she was just particular about my personal “me” i.e where I live, my parents and sibs, my school, my everything! And the funny part of it she was just asking me where I worship ‘cos she says I look like a pastor. I just smiled. After the whole convo she congratulated me and we shook hands and asked when will I be available to resume. At first I was muttering but somehow regained my consciousness and muttered “By Monday’.. From the way she looked, she was pleased and we shook hands and I left. After two days she called and asked if I got her mail. I didn’t even bother to check and I simply told her “YES”… After she hung up I immediately logged in and saw the mail containing my probationary letter, letter of employment, data form, etc. Damn! I never expected such miracle to happen so quick! After many years of job-hunting I finally landed a job and the salary itself is triple of what I was collecting (including bonuses, fringe benefits and allowances). I even have an office of my own with AC, DSTV, cabinet, my toilet, kitchen, etc…. I’m just so lucky! I guess God was just waiting for the right moment to make me smile. So my own call has been picked!
If you can wait patiently and continue in your jobhunt with the belief that you will land a good job backing it up with prayers the same God who did it for me will surely do it for you… Eccl 3:1-10

It will dificult convincing him that you were actually there. You could have told him to come and when he gets there they could still allow him to a gate-through. Except you ain't convincing enough about your story 'cos I find your story sketchy and unfounding, lots of loopholes and doesn't sound believing. Just do wat is necessary and find ways to make him believe you, a camera-shot or something to prove that you were actually where you claim to be...



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Isn't there a law strongly frowns at incest and have punishable spell-outs to offenders in Nigeria?
The man ought to rot in jail...but trust Nigerian police, he may be released on bail one or another...


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Queen of Nollywood Nwokoye got angry after the posted on her Instagram page how the Punch Newspapers and others publishes twisted stories different from the original interviews which she granted and decided to stay away from granting only for her recent interview which she granted one journalist was twisted after complaining of the ills in the Nollywood industry.

Read more from what she said..

Now let's do this...

He says he's got two kids from previous relationship and hasn't set eyes on them for the past...how many years? Damn! Isn't that contradictory in some way?
Okay, he openly told you he still talks to not just one ex but all his exes... hmmm. How sure are is it that you might likely end up like the rest?
Yes, I believe he's got a charming personality and that is why he's got lots of girls drooling for him... guess you've been caught in the web too. The same things he told those girls (now exes) are the same things he's telling you and promising you a ring. Do you know that he may be doing the same to two or more girls just as he's doing to you, playing Mr. Nice guy...? Oh come on!!! Wake up pretty one!... Why isn't he talking about what you wanna do in your life, your goals and aspirations (except you don't have one). He's only taking advantage of your recent breakup using it as a bait to win you over to himself!
You've got to be careful... If he was serious he should be able to maintain a girl atleast and not just have hordes of exes all piled up for his sexual esctasies. Bet me he sure will start requesting for sex sooner or later.... If you know what is good for you get your eyes peeled and see the red flag. You don't want another heartbreak....

Check my profile though



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Hmmm.... Mr. Roman Soldier...errrm sorry... Mr. Roman Doctor, how sure are we to believe the picture you posted or the scribbled jottkngs you uploaded here? Do you have any more proof?

Okay, let's do a quick one..

I have a friend who's been complaining that he wants to look chubby and adds more pound. What do you advice him to do? Any prescriptions?