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Hmmm... That dude has gat mad skillz sexualising his wifey just like me (though I neva marry o)... The last I checked I went on 4hrs+ without cumming with an ex back then and bae was orgasmized all through but the relationship didnt last because of her family's tribal sentiments. Stil aint found any... Kudos to the guy doin his thingy. He must be very proud of himself

He raped an 8yrs old? Damn! How on earth does one enjoy having sex with a toddler? I believe that Nigga has been cursed from HELL. Well he got served big time!! Just like the popular adage that says "The Evil That Men Does Lives After Them". I guess he's judgement has been passed unto the other world.

ROT IN HELL PUNK!!!

NCAN will be sorely dissapointed. Bae got her name changed so as to sound ENGLISH meant for such dubious intention... I hope she get caught

Buhari govt and bank ceos are like 5 & 6

Let me corroborate this story. It's indeed real because of what I experienced sometime ago (that was during the fasting period, abeg I be christian ni o).
Okay, fast forward to how I met and what transpired. I don't how the lady got my number. She to be from the southeast, around her mid 30s, still single without an attractive face but a banging wastline down (if y'all know what I mean) and she works for an indian man as a cook who reside in Lekki... blah blah and blah..
She called one day, we got talkin and I invited her over to my place based on her insistence to see me. She came, looked my place, sat down, we got talkin, and talkin, and talkin (mehn! I beginning to get wary of all the convo) and I just laid on my giant bed needed to lie down bae slided close and kept peering into my eyes as if she's lookin for something. Each time she does that I just look away but from her playful acts and swirms my libido came alive. She started playin with me as if we known each other since childhood. She got free with me and jumps up and down my bed. I was bewildered but still kept my hope alive. Suddenly I pulled to me and she didnt hesistate at first but when I tried kissing bae started moaning immediately. Damn! I thought I was lucky but somewhere while foreplaying she pushed me off and started grippling for breath with all her veins visible both on her forehead and hands (her clothes were still on her) and she was sweating profusely. Jeez!!! I quickly got up, looked for a hand fan and started fanning her praying silently within me for forgiveness. After like 20 or 30 seconds bae came back to normal and started laughing. Oh boy! I was scared to death! I thought she was gonna give uo the ghost from the way she was gasping for breath with her body wrigling like that of a snake. Bae just stood up, cleaned up and wanted to leave but on secod thought she stayed alittle and later left after like 30minutes... Gosh! na god save me that day and after that scenerio I just blocked her numbers and eversince she has been calling me. Now she doesn't anymore...

Biko! Everyone seems to be celebrating E-money and the kids but my question is.... 'where id the mother of the kids?' abi na wetin I dey think?

Remember this?

OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone has this to tell Nigerians;

"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with. You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now.

Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than standing up and say we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation. The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions will abandon you when you start killing one another and reject you from running to their countries so be careful. Our 11 year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal difference and see what we did to our country.

The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called "Hotel Rwanda" or "Sometime in April". My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, igbo, yoruba or hausa.

Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."

PLEASE HELP SAVE NIGERIA AND SHARE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.

khalhokage:
The problem isn't the USB cable, it's either your phone or your laptop.

So what solution do you proffer?

general111:
Op just use usain bolt style..i didnt say u shud run oh...

So na which style him go come use now? Ben Johnson style?..

general111:
Op just use usain bolt style..i didnt say u shud run oh...

So na which him go come use nao? Ben Johnson style?..

joagboola:
Can it accumulated ?

Did you just ask a question?

I think Ben Bruce has realised that his political evangelism on twitter aint giving him a good marketing publicity rather its the other way round. There are way to showcase one's 'commonsense' expertise instead of indirectly tongue-lashing a situation that needs utmost revamping and I believe he's got those traits in him to make him the people's choice, I for one.... #I_Am_For_Ben_Bruce #CommonSenseIsCommon

Good day guys,

Please for the computer gurus in the house I'd want you guys to help me out with this issue..

I just got myself a laptop and it has been configured for browsing and I'll want to use my phone to surf the web with it. I went to computer village and met a guy who stuffed his shop with different computer accessories and told him I need a USB cable to connect to my phone for browsing. He gave me a Kodak USB and told me the USB works well with any laptop as long as it has been configured. I took home, connected it to my phone and laptop and tethered it for connectivity but to my dismay it didnt work.
I use an Acer model Laptop with Vista installed in it and a Samsung Galaxy GT S7262. Please I will to know if there is a special USB cord that I can buy and return the one I bought.
Thanks guys..

Cc: Lalasticlala

Some ladies who called feels maybe I am not for real or probably I am trying to gain publicity by putting out my profile out there. It is a laughable imagiation or opinion, for me it is like taking a giant stride into reality believing that someday I will get married to someone who truly wants to. I haven't met anyone yet if though my post has got a considerable number of views but I believe that lady who was created for me is lurking out there. It is about taking that BOLD STEP starting from Baby Steps. Only if she can confidently show up somewhere and drop me a line or two either by email or by whatsapp I will be candidly glad to share my world with her....

EniHolar:
I can't see anything.

What can't you see? What have you not seen before?

TrapQueen77:
may be for easy breezy thing... It's comfortable actually wearing no undies ...

You ehn!!...na God go help us guys....lol...but seriously I love your openness to your expressive thoughts and comments. My kinda lady sha...*Winks*

I don't know if I can,but I can still date someone 5yrs older than me

...and plz who is this moniker dat doesn't have a name and a face? Something tells me you're either a female mod or faceless lady with a pure heart...(that if u do have one)...lol

lol

lalasticlala i'm waiting for you [/color][/i][/quote]Babe you go tey for bus stop if na Lalasticlala you dey wait for... pele na ya name o!

My advice is

1. Get a new domain entirely different from thd former
2. Sign up a new email address entirely different from the former and with a different email address provider ( i.e if you used yahoo before then sign up using gmail)
3. Edit all contents in the former website, change all graphics and all what not.
4. Stop clicking on ads on your website by yourself and don't ask people to click the ads on your site.

Note: Google is like a techie planet where everything you do on their planet is closely monitored and traced with alert notifications that appear on all types of gadgets they use in monitoring all their 'citizens'. So be careful not to break the law (their terms and conditions) or you get KICKED OUT or sent out on EXILE....

Cc: Lalasticlala

ReorxTohGan:
Eleven Year Old?? And Still In Primary School??Congrats To Him Anyways

Wetin this one sabi sef? 6 - 12yrs for basic elementary, 13 - 15yrs for Junior high, while 16 - 18yrs for Senior Secondary.... abi u gan no pass thru these stages?

Nikita1:

lol

Barackmeringo:
you may well see. I'm sure

Thanks dude

Nikita1:
EyAaaaa

Why the pity drool?

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Una nefa see anyfin... Wetin addiction dey cause ehn no cure has been found to cure it. Na to blame all these Katikati network people dem wey dey increase data bundle anyhow for chikili money. Imagine Glo dey sama dem subscribers with 10gig for #2500! How person no go gum body with him fone... dat one no do as all dis Chinko badass com dey dash person with powerbank for small change (smthg wey I no fit buy, me Chinko product? Oloun maje!)... Dat one no do even Seun Ninja team com make mata worse sef as dem com dey drop Breaking News and all what not abt naija daily news wey com make us dey glued to the forum as if we don give our life to Christ! I wake up Nairaland, I dey work Nairaland, break time Nairaland, I dey go house Nairaland, I dey inside BRT Nairaland, I wan baf Nairaland, I wan sleep Nairaland... Biko shey person no go go for deliverance so?..

This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer… A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note. The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left. A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value. So Question for the geniuses… How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total? A. ₦1200 B. ₦2000 C. ₦1000 D. ₦1800 E. ₦2200

Pelon:
Their is this girl I am dating and we have been at it for weeks now she text me today and asked if I love her and I told her I do and she told me that their is this guy she was dating before she met me and she doesn't trust him that's why she decided to give me a chance and also that she love me and doesn't want me to get hurt if I eventually find out,and she also asked if I am okay with it...Pls guys advice me

Am I the only one who missed out in what this guy wrote or is it that the way it was written is coherently wrong...

sapiosexual1:
Considering the antecedents of folks over there, it's not out of place for there to have been foul play. I think an autopsy should be conducted into death.
An athlete who went swimming with friends and only him got drowned begs more questions than answers. If he isn't good at swimming, he wouldn't get close to a swimming pool let alone a massive lake.

Maybe I'm overly suspicious, buh the matter shouldnt go off like that.

True.. You read my mind

sapiosexual1:
Considering the antecedents of folks over there, it's not out of place for there to have been foul play. I think an autopsy should be conducted into death.
An athlete who went swimming with friends and only him got drowned begs more questions than answers. If he isn't good at swimming, he wouldn't get close to a swimming pool let alone a massive lake.

Maybe I'm overly suspicious, buh the matter shouldnt go off like that.

True... You read my mind

Collinz2:
If u need live football or movies get CTL, Gotv is a waste of money.

Biko, what is CTL?