₦airaland Forum

MosakuAW:
Thank God she was finally back home.

May Allah continue to protect us from evil in Jesus name. Amen

It is well.

Very funny and hilarious kinda prayer... funny dude

Anywayz I guess with that fetish touch her memory was wiped out and restored after three days. Whatever that might have happenned to her cannot be evidenced from the hypnotism she suffered but the good part is that she is back to her family and husband. My advice would be that a thorough spiritual cleansing should be done on her, I mean some sorta deliverance 'cos you never know what that fetish/hypnotic effect will have on her later in Life. May God continue to protect us daily from wicked and dangerous people...!!!

VickyRotex:
" I still wash his undies until six years ago that he insisted I should stop."

I'm not an English Teacher. But I think that's an Oxymoron. It's contradicting. You "still" wash it and yet you stopped washing it 6 years ago.

But we get the point though.

Except you've forgotten how we communicate and express ourselves in English here in Nigeria. I guess she was trying to make us understand the continous tense backed up by a past participle tense in her wifey duties. She's a good wife material (naija expression) even with all the bulky and bulging bank balance... I doff my hat for her. Wish I could have a wife like her. "He that findeth a virtuous wife findeth a good thing and the Lord crowneth her and her husband with overpouring blissful blessings" #MyQuote... lol

omowolewa:
Trying hard to drag himself back to the Dinosaur era.
The other gadget should be transistor radio I guess?

Lol.. Bros you no well o! #LaffWanKillMe

gagaqueen:
My name is nwoko Evangeline chiamaka. You can call me GAGAQUEEN. I think am prettier than palmwinetapper's so much hyped MUNACHI ABII. I stand to be criticized. Pictures below :


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Hmmm... Need I say anything? Of a truth you've got that prettiness that stands you out but for the pose, come on girlfriend.. that's old skool. You sure can do better than that beside your beauty is natural without all those cosmeticalized chemicals. Your smile's magnetic no doubt and it is a blind person that will not appreciate your looks.
Did you say you are 19 yrs? Like seriously? Hmmmm..well.... okaaaay, as long you said you are then becareful 'cos there are lots of predators who love it 'fresh'... #JustSaying

charix:
Munachi is an old, frustrated, unemployed, semi-illiterate, menopausal woman with no skills in life hence the reason she keeps bothering nairalanders with inane posts.
She's beginning to sound like the old unmarried woman in the village who seeks fights daily as a form of entertainment.

Ehen!!! Na wa o! Too much hating.. guy you dey vex o! Wetin this Munachi babe do you nao? Abeg take it easy on her biko.... lol

Mob beating!!! Mehn! He just got served! The mob really vented their anger on him and I don't blame them. The effect of "CHANGE" that has been affecting everyone was unleashed on the guy... That's an eye-opener for those plotting to snatch people's belonging by force.... BARAWO BANZA!!! (Tongues Out)

redgem:
She's really a fashionista.....pretty and classy

Pretty and Classy? With toned up skin? She used to be a black lady but chemicalised cosmetics are helping her to 'glow with deceit'. She should go get married before all these 'cosmeticalized beauty' start fading off.

Chai!!! Some people are sooo HEARTLESS!!! Abduct a two-year old baby, kill and pound the flesh to be given to an oil magnate for 500k? A human life for that matter? I felt like crying after reading the confessional statements from the suspect. The trio involved in this dastardly act should be given a looong time to do their time in jail and executed afterwards.... ROT IN HELL!!!

Beauty at its best... She's simply beautiful...Wish I had a pretty queen as her as mine... #KissKiss

Are you sure that Flavour guy aint gay? #JustThinkingLoud

dunkem21:
We can change the trial now that a new sheriif is in town ..


..Trying Saraki while Tinubu walks free is a sham to the CCB ..

I concur to this submission but is it just Saraki and Tinubu that should be tried at the CCT? I bet there are more public officers in govt holding juicy positions who should be tried for falsely declaring their assets. All these trials today trials tomorrow are just like some movie scripts being played out. Nigeria and it's Laws that only favours the rich and influentials...

temitemi1:
If tinubu is a free man, bukola should also be a free man.

Can you prove with credence what you just spewed out? #Waiting...

I no get talk for this matter... (Watching movie on DSTV)

seankay:
My God! why Nigerians get bad mouth like this? One even say wizkid's hits many pass Reekado's fans! OMG!!!

Can you imagine... That a GOOD home run for Wizkiddo!! #BabanlaWon.. lol

ChuzzyBlog:
Whats The Point Having A Gate?

Seriously that gate has some unseen guards protecting that house. You do anyhow for there you go see anyhow....

My question is... why will he label Rivers State as the most deadliest state in Nigeria. When the BK boys were killing people and burning churches in Yobe, Borno and Adamawa why didn't he label those troubled states as the deadliest states in Nigeria. Why single out Rivers as the deadliest? Shouldn't he call his fulani killing bigots to order who have raveged and killed indigenes of the Agatu community in Benue state and leaving them hopeless. Lai Moh'd must have been feeding him with wrong information about the situation of the country... The President should correct his statement... #MyOpinion

Such a pathetic story... I don't why most women are naturally evil after they might have gotten married. Imagine burning the skin of another human, I tell you evil breathes in her lungs. She hath no milk of kindness in her. She should be jailed for her wicked acts but for the fact she's pregnant... hmmm, if I were her hubby (thank God I am not..lol) I will chide and scold her and warn her sternly if the maltreatment persists further. What a world we live in. Can't someone help other people's children get education? Women and their .... (sealed lips)...

Cubeet:
But we know say na Yoruba Dirty and Mumu pass for the whole Nigeria.
Secondly, most of the fools claiming to be Lagosians na from the dirty Village of Ibadan , Osuna, ogun, ondo, etc, You know say na only Lagos make sense pass for that dirty region. Weh dem go dey shit for potti, dey throway the shit for Road... Dirty people.
For Lagos sef na them de work under the non Yoruba companies.
Mumu deceiving themselves

You just wrote out the contents of my mind... some people aint worthy to be referred to as Southwesterners...SMH

checkolatunji:
Chai!!!! This people local sha ooo

When them come Gidi, stay like 6 months them go begin do yanga like say them open eye before them leave their village. Yeye village people, even the ones wey go school still dey do like bush person.

Wetin annoy me pass na the way dem carry that tin for head.
Some even still sidon for ground dey wait for their turn to carry basket for head
Chai!!!! I tire for this people oooo

Are you even listening to yourself, are you even from Lasgidi? Just because you were fortunate to live in Gidi you have the effontery to label those from the Southeast 'bush people'. I feel you need your brains to be checked and reformatted 'cos I believe this hating aint gonna do you no good. Grow up dude!!!

Who dem wan bobo? Me abi PDP guys? I nor fit laff o!

shachris02:
Trash. This is the reason why I support the social media act.

You don't have any proof, no witnesses, no alibi, no one to correspond your suspicions and accusation and all what you do is come to social media with a mans image...accusing him of nefarious acts that are unproven yet!!

This is someone's father, husband, friend, brother. There's a lot at stake here. The man's job, image, relationship, reputation. Everything is at stake all because someone decided to use social media to taint someone else's image. it could be anyone. If i have issues with you, all what i have to do is to claim you rape my daughter and come to social media with the pictures and the case is closed.

Upon all the accusation that've been placed on this innocent's man's head (yes he is innocent until proven guilty) . I've not seen one concrete evidence or proof that he committed any crime.

Please when will the senate push this social media act abeg?

Aleast someone sensible have been able to demistify the whole sage brewing up regarding this case. With all of the allegations and counter-accusations leveled against Mr. Oshifala his personality has been mugged and ripped to pieces. It's so sad that even the police are helpless in this matter since there aint no CONCRETE EVIDENCE backing all these claims by these accussers. Time will tell and when the man's lawyers are ready they will fire back with a heavy suit and make good money out of this menace. The movie script is playing out and we are just watching waiting for what the outcome will be. Let justice reign...

shachris02:
Trash. This is the reason why I support the social media act.

You don't have any proof, no witnesses, no alibi, no one to correspond your suspicions and accusation and all what you do is come to social media with a mans image...accusing him of nefarious acts that are unproven yet!!

This is someone's father, husband, friend, brother. There's a lot at stake here. The man's job, image, relationship, reputation. Everything is at stake all because someone decided to use social media to taint someone else's image. it could be anyone. If i have issues with you, all what i have to do is to claim you rape my daughter and come to social media with the pictures and the case is closed.

Upon all the accusation that've been placed on this innocent's man's head (yes he is innocent until proven guilty) . I've not seen one concrete evidence or proof that he committed any crime.

Please when will the senate push this social media act abeg?

Nice one... I doff my hat sir!!

walexGodson:
Hmmm,I dey observe somethings sha

You and your mind... so dat 'thing' you dey observe since abi? God go help your matter....lol

Wait a minute!!! Did anyone noticed she's wearing an engagement ring? Some fast guy have already snapped her up before any of us could.... Damn!!!

But I'm for her... her move from Liverpool to Arsenal. Weldone girlfriend... I'm a big fan of yours... Love your smile though #Magnetic

Hmmmm... Nice

Mikel Obi leading the pack to glory on Friday? He's got to pray hard that his team will smile at the end of the day. Handling or wearing the captain's handband is nothing compared to the result that must be gotten from tomorrow's match. A 2 - 0 or 2 - 1 scoreline in favour of Nigeria aint gonna be an advantage 'cos playing the Egyptian at their backyard is like fighting a strong enemy in his territory which serves as his fortress. We need a wide margin to top the table so as to have an edge over the pharoahs of Egypt. Siasia, Mikel and the rest lads should know what task lies ahead. With the likes of Odion Ighalo, Kelechi Iheanacho, Iwobi, Ahmed Musa, etc I believe the goals will come in handy but our backline is a major factor that will mar our chances. Has Siasia been able to solve this problem or do we just hang our hope on God? Let the best side win....

Oliviaarims:
Makes sense like that... I'm actually quite tall... For a girl. 5'8 or thereabout.

Wow!!! What a height!! You're really quite tall, almost my height (5'9". Bet you're the cynosure of all eyes anywhere you make an entrance... I really admire how tall you are 'cos I love tall ladies and wished I had one... #Nice

Except there is a concrete evidence of allegation leveled against him the accussations are still "UNFOUNDED TRUTHS" that has degraded the poor guy but somewhat I have this feeling that he is not just the only one 'caught up in this web of shady and shameful acts'. The protest was staged to cover the tracks of those who have been perpetrating this acts. The Biology teacher is not just the only doing his time with these girls ; he happens to be the culprit caught up in all of this hullabaloo. If those girls are interrogated more sternly but not coercesively then the truth will come out. Someone should should start talking or else I aint gonna believe one shit about the whole damn cooked-up story... (Sorry for my use of expression)

Na wa o! I never knew NL has alat of Relationship expert. This topic has always been the bane of most plus-size ladies and to add pepper to injury it's kinda difficult for most plus-size ladies to slim down because of the natural fatty components in their body system. Alot of plus-size ladies out there are single or barely hanging on to 'a relationship' 'cos most of them are either afraid of losing the guy they seems to be dating or that they may never find true love again. All they pray for is for the guy to immediately announce when he will be ready to go see her families and then marriage rites follows. But what most plus-size ladies don't is this... If you are educated, and are a working class lady or have a thriving business most guys who says they don't like plus-size ladies are the ones gunning for the above descriptive ones with such qualities that I just mentioned. But no doubt we live in the times where slim-fit is the trend of the day. Once you have a physique that is naturally fit (not necessary slim) then you will be the toast of guys. Guys loves to flaunt what they spend money on and what everyone to give an applause to what belongs to you... It's like a demanding job to keep fit and it applies to both sexes but it has always been a thing of worry to most plus-size ladies because it is the man that makes his choice and determine what he wants in his woman (and that's what he will live with for the rest of his life). So dearie my advice is for you to watch what you eat, cut down on your food intakes that contains fatty acids and sucrose. Then hit the gym, jog more, eat righy and pray more. I bet you will come out in the next 3 - 6 months looking dapper and pretty... Just my advice... that'a whay I will tell my babe to do if she's a plus-size lady.... Look sweet and take care...

Oprimo!!! Kasa!!! One bad turn deserve another... Eleyin baaad gaaan ni!! #LaffWanKillMe.....lol

Na wa o! Wonders shall never end... Getting married to a white lady who is more than twice his age (maybe more than the age of his mother) all in the name of acquiring a green passport... Nuttin wey person no go see for this life...