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cruzita:
my little secret is























...I am a girl

And no hidden secrets? Do yourself a favour and keep them to your chest... probably inbetween those two thangs!


My 2cents sha...

Do you remember one of Basketmouth jokes about Nigerian film titles.... "Could this be love" ...you never can tell. I guess she's in love and aint gonna cut you some slack. Enjoy it while it last after all it's her recharge credit and not yours... Abeg do the needful and reciprocate joor....Lol



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He should have asked Teebillz how he did his... but truthfully only God knows how frustrating it must have been for him asking for 5m. Hard times are here... the govt aint helpin matters at all..



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Checked86:
My girl's vagina is always dry. It takes time before it wets. I have never seen such a thing. She is not somebody you can steal some banging early in the morning without her shivering. Sometimes she use to have a tear at the tips. Too dry that I hardly enjoy the ride home without hurting myself. Sometime I lose interest without cumin. You can only enjoy it when she is trying to cum and after, she would be tired and dry like dried kpomo and you have no option but withdraw. There is this Kaduna girl that I recently met, hers is where to be everyday. With room temperature. The Kaduna girl is less classic but her 'there' is in its own league. It gives you the perfect friction. She's so good that I told her to take a ride home on my face.
A kind of compensation.

Bad guy!! And you are proud annoucing your cheating expertise here on NL and claiming to be a whatnot...
If you think you aint cool with bae not getting early enough why not use those creams that can make you penetrate easily. With time after thrusting for some minutes she will get wet and you'll enjoy her. #Shikena



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And the bae fine small..What must have prompted that action/decision? May she caught him pants down with another woman or caught him cheating on her... Guys these aint gat no chill. They always find solace in between the legs of different women. Guess that's heavenly for them.... Lol


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Damn! Did I just see a 'Miley Cyrus' kinda stage show? That lady must have been intimacy starved for the guy to have been thrusting the way he's does in the full glare of those around...

Na wa o! God help us..



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icebird25:
they both need deliverance including you posting this rubbish

How is it rubbish except it is meant for informational purpose? Maybe you didnt do anything close to journalism while in school. Don't you think you are the one that needs to be liberated from your lacklusted sense of reasoning? Think about it... Just an advice



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What you just highlighted is true. In our world today it is rather impossible getting to meet someone who complements you. The good and nice guys are rare so also the good and nice ladies. Most are on the lookout to have their fill or swindle the other and its a case of competing with the rest (as in the case of the ladies). I for one have been careful not to fall prey of any gullible lady who will want to waste my time singing her false love songs to my ears.
Anywayz, if you're looking love just be reading to go through rough times and experiences in landing one except you're lucky your true love/princharming come riding to you in full splendour. And remember to wish for what you truly want and pray for what you truly desire... He's just a thread/comment away from your subscious..



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youngest85:
Op, are u sure u'r nt d one?

He's a white dude and I'm a full fledge naija guy... Lol

Like seriously? How is that even possible?

Okay, how did the dead man di.c.k get erect? Sounds strange to me. Oh, I even read somewhere that it is only when the brain is alive it sends some hormonal mesage to the parts of the body. Den how did the sperm come out of the dead man?...

Necropilia? Nothing wey person no go hear..


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Trash, boring story...

She could be someone else, not the same person you know except her pic can identify her to be so..


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Shey gf for keeps or gf for
na you think am o!

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So I was on instagram and stumbled on this 'strange love' shared between a mom and her son who she gave up for adoption years back and after being reunited again they both are deeply in love. And when I say 'deeply in love' it's that kinda love shared between two lovebirds. Now they are seeking approval from the govt to allow them have a sexual relationship. According to her son he says nothing can separate him from the love he has for his mother...

Kinda strage to me.. what do you think guys?

They both got served! Living a false life full of lies and eventually got busted. It's going back to square one!

Faurst.. Is that a real surname? Strange



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generalbush:
I wana see seun.

I've met before when he came down to Lag sometime in 2008 for a seminar. Back then he just started out rolling with Nairaland... a small, petite, quiet, friendly and smiling guy. I had the opportunity of askin him questions and discussing about the internet boom!



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I got trying to deduce the whole epistle written by the her.
@OP, try as much as possible to write a clear and conscise readable story so we the readers won't be lost or fall off the track trying to understand. Anywayz try to be careful next time and always be selfconscious when you're in bus or amongst crowd. God will replenish your pocket...



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MP3BADOOdotCOM:
Am back, who missed me https://yoursmiles.org/psmile/king/p0614.gif

who wan come miss if not for me? where you go since?

MP3BADOOdotCOM:
Am back, who missed me https://yoursmiles.org/psmile/king/p0614.gif

who wan come miss if not for me? where you go since?

Photoshoppin' can so deceive and fool people ehn!... Good graphic artwork @OP... No be you go fool..



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2 , 3, 4 works perfectly for me...

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suzan404:
warris dis .......

As you aint jealous of her asset... bet you possess those too..lol

Eversince Tiwa burst into limelight with her songs I've never been a fan though I've admired her tenacity and boldness to aiming at what she so desired in life and it's paying her well but on the contrary I'm afraid the path she's towing right now after signing for Jay Z's Roc' Nation breeds uncertainties. I know for sure they've already initiated her into their cult with the help of the Doro Crooner cum master and with time she'll be as wide and badt as Rihanna, Katy Perry, Beyonce, etc. She might be turned into a demi-god that will be worshipped by her fans drawing plenty of votes, likes, applause and approval from gullible music lovers. Time will surely tell. Once in it's difficult to come out and once you try to do then you'll do the time 6ft under. If it's a lie go ask 2pac...


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Mr. Dogara and his cohorts are PADDED THIEVES and they SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!!!

Stupid set of deranged mumusticals. What business does a 13years old have with an herbalist ornaments and concotions meant for protection against bodily harm in the event of conflict, battle or against the sporadic shooting of bullets? Shouldn't the lad be in school or better-still be learning a trade or something? Now his life has been cut short and the murderer is on the run. Nigerians and their inept belief in traditional mundane things. I just don't get it...


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Stupid set of deranged mumusticals. What business does a 13years old have with an herbalist ornaments and concotions meant for protection against bodily harm in the event of conflict, battle or against the sporadic shooting of bullets? Shouldn't the lad be in school or better-still be learning a trade or something? Now his life has been cut short and the murderer is on the run. Nigerians and their inept belief in traditional mundane things. I just don't get...


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@OP... I don't if I was to feel sorry for you or maybe cry for you.. reading your past experiences got me thinking and I felt like wow!.. that was too much, even being raped? Ehya!... The Lord is your strenght. That first picture caught my attention. Had be read to in bed by a damsel and really I do wish for such a moment. And from the comments streaming on this thread it is understandable why most ppl especially guys don't believe in true love, I do and wish I could find one too. But not to worry, there are good and nice guys lurking everywhere on NL and will surely come knockin someday. And there are good guys outside NL too but it's hardwork finding who truly is real and genuine at heart. Just keep praying, your soulmate is a thread/reply away on NL... lol



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Anal sex? Teenagers and anal ventures? How do they derive sexual pleasure from such lewd practice? And they forgot they will become cancerous someday if care is not taken as long as such practice continues..
Small girls of nowadays... hmmm



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@OP... Nice write-up

But I think most of what is included is conspicuosly things are are surfaced about them. What about security?, A lady aint gonna twingle is you aint financially buoyant enough to take of certain needs. That's what makes swirl around their tiger-man knowing fully well life on the other will be full of thrills and frills... that's how they roll...


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Ngwa, all the single ladies over to y'all... soup don done o!

@OP, my advice is to get yourself involved in voluntary work either in church, mosque or any organization where it is needed. Go out to the beach, to the mall, go watch a movie at the cinema, etc... those are few of the good places to go and you'll surely find someone who will fit into the picture of the kinda wife you're looking... sha send my own i.v wen the bells start ringing...


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@OP... I couldn't that you brought this ish here and can't even construct a good storyline of what transpired btw your friend and his now ex-gf (attack unintended). Why I said so is that reading thru the all drama that transpired you were even advising us that are reading it. So Bros, it is wise for you to advise your friend the way you were advising us in your story...



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But the thing is, she has continued to deny seeing other guys. Not once has she admitted to this each time I subtly hint at it. Should I confront her with the evidence I have?

If you open to her about your findings that will be the last time she will ever trust you... My Advice: Look for a subtle way in making her talk about it. I bet she's desperately needing a way out of her worry..



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